"Okay, you win this time." After all, Xiao Jie didn't ask the girl in public if she was a lady. She couldn't do such a thing, so she simply gave up and quickly kissed Xiao Ge on the cheek.
For a moment.
"Little sister, it was me who won." Xiao Ge chuckled, "Before she even got in the car, I heard her talking to someone on the phone, saying one thousand at a time and two thousand for the night."
Xiao Jie was dumbfounded and couldn't help but look at the girl again. She somewhat believed Xiao Ge's statement.
"Never mind this, let's change to another one." Xiao Jie didn't want to continue to pursue the girl's career, so she added at the end, "Little brother, from now on I will only guess boys, not girls."
"Little sister, what you are doing is wrong. As the saying goes, men and women are equal, you cannot discriminate against girls!" Xiao Ge educated Xiao Jie with a serious look.
Xiao Jie gave Xiao Ge a charming roll of her eyes: "Damn brother, you have the nerve to say that men and women are equal? When will you have only one girlfriend, and then you will tell me that men and women are equal!"
"Miss, I really only have one girlfriend now." Xiao Ge looked innocent, "You know, my only girlfriend is Xueru, the others are not girlfriends."
"Sister, I won't play word games with you about changing concepts." Xiao Jie snorted, "In short, when you and sister are together, men and women are not equal. But, I am your sister, so you have to listen to me.
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"Okay, it doesn't matter, little sister, I listen to you. In fact, I don't necessarily want equality between men and women. For example, I also like women on top." Xiao Ge said seriously.
"Pervert, are you going to die?" Xiao Jie blushed and pinched Xiao Ge hard, "Can you even say such gangster words?"
"What hooligan words?" Xiao Ge said with an innocent expression, "Miss, did I just say something wrong? Why don't you tell me?"
Xiao Jie saw Xiao Ge's innocent expression of pretending to be confused, and wanted to beat this little brother up. This damn little brother was getting more and more horny, and he actually dared to say anything to her, and even thought about a woman taking over, he thought
Demei!
However, for some reason, a picture suddenly appeared in Xiao Jie's mind. In the picture, a policewoman who looked very similar to her was sitting on Xiao Ge, and her body seemed to be rising and falling...
"Bah!" Xiao Jie secretly spat at herself, "Xiao Jie, are you having sex? What are you thinking about?"
For a moment, Xiao Jie's cheeks felt hot. It has been almost four years since she met Xiao Ge. She was just twenty years old back then, and now she has become a leftover girl in the eyes of some people. When she dreamed about it at midnight,
She also seemed to unconsciously begin to fantasize about some scenes that would make people blush. Obviously, as a normal woman, she seemed to have begun to have certain physiological needs.
"Little sister, you seem to be blushing." Xiao Ge's laughing voice came to my ears.
"What are you doing? Sister, can't you blush?" Xiao Jie came to her senses and glared at Xiao Ge fiercely. It was all this little brother's fault!
"Of course you can blush, little sister. In fact, you are more beautiful when you blush." Xiao Ge said seriously.
"Hey, the game continues, the target is the man in a suit." Xiao Jie glared at Xiao Ge, and then changed the topic. At this time, the bus had arrived at another stop, and several people were getting on and off, and a man in front of him came up.
The man in a suit and carrying a computer bag is in his thirties and looks quite ordinary.
"Beauty first, little sister, you guess first." Xiao Ge said with a smile.
"In sales." Xiao Jie looked at it and then came to a conclusion.
"He's a thief." Xiao Ge came to another conclusion.
Xiao Jie was speechless for a moment. After a while, she said: "Brother, do you think there is no one with a legitimate profession?"
"Yes, my profession is very legitimate. I specialize in picking up girls, and I will stay the same for the rest of my life." Xiao Ge replied seriously.
Xiao Jie rolled her eyes at Xiao Ge, then lowered her voice and asked: "Brother, do you really think he is a thief? Didn't you just see him stealing something again?"
"That's true." Xiao Ge chuckled, "Sister, actually, I really guessed this time. But if you want to know if I guessed it right, just wait and see. If he is really a thief,
I will definitely take action later."
"Then I made a deal with you. When you lose later and I pinch you, you are not allowed to use your power to resist." Xiao Jie obviously wanted to pinch Xiao Ge hard.
"Then little sister, if you lose, you will kiss here later." Xiao Ge pointed to his mouth.
"Okay." Xiao Jie agreed simply this time. Anyway, this is not the first time this has happened.
Next, the two of them stared at the man in the suit. After a few stops, more and more people were on the bus, but the man in the suit still looked quite honest and made no movement.
"Brother, you are going to lose." Xiao Jie became a little happy and was finally able to pinch this pervert boy hard.
"Little sister, he hasn't gotten off the car yet." Xiao Ge still refused to admit defeat.
At this moment, a somewhat dissatisfied voice came into Xiao Ge's ears: "Hey, did you see a patient next to you? Don't you know how to give up your seat?"
Xiao Ge turned his head and saw a young man staring at him, and there was a pale girl clinging to him.
"Oh, are you saying you're crazy?" Xiao Ge looked at the young man, "If you're crazy, you go to the mental hospital. What bus do you take here?"
"What did you say?" The young man was a little annoyed, "Do you still have any qualities? My girlfriend just came out of the hospital and is weak. Isn't it okay for you to give up your seat to her?"
"It's not impossible, it's just that I don't want to let it go now." Xiao Ge said lazily: "It is your responsibility to take care of your girlfriend, not mine. You know she is sick, but you don't know how to take a taxi? Say
If you still don’t believe that you are mentally ill, you’d better get out of here, or I’ll ask you to go to the hospital again!”
"Forget it, that girl looks really sick." Xiao Jie pulled Xiao Ge and whispered.
"Is it a big deal to be sick?" Xiao Ge was a little unhappy. It was rare for him to take a bus, and someone actually wanted to force him to give up his seat. If this girl talks nicely, he wouldn't mind giving up his seat, because after giving up his seat, he can
There was a good reason to sit with Xiao Jie.
"No wonder I had to give up my seat. It turned out that I had a policeman as my girlfriend. Now the policemen are of this quality. They are still people's policemen!" When the young man saw Xiao Jie, he immediately sneered and said.
"Idiot!" Xiao Ge kicked out and hit the young man's knee. He didn't want to care about it at first, but the idiot actually attacked Xiao Jie. Isn't this looking for death?