"Zhang Xiaopang, how is your English? Help me write my essay." Xiao Ge immediately started to think about Zhang Xiaopang.
"Brother, I can't even write it myself." Zhang Xiaopang had a bitter look on his face.
"Hey, it seems we have to rely on our own efforts." Xiao Ge thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea. He quickly took out his English book and rummaged around. Finally, he found a sentence, and then he started
I copied it accordingly.
Five minutes later.
Xiao Ge raised his hand: "Teacher, I have finished writing."
Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at Xiao Ge in surprise. Is this guy an English genius? But according to legend, didn't this guy get zero points in the college entrance examination?
Su Yunman was also a little surprised. She took the initiative to step down from the podium and came to Xiao Ge: "Leave it to me to see."
Xiao Ge handed in his essay. Su Yunman only glanced at it, and his face was immediately filled with black lines. When he looked at the content carefully, his beautiful eyes were on fire.
"Pah!" Su Yunman slapped Xiao Ge's homework book directly on his desk, "Rewrite!"
Xiao Ge was depressed. He felt that he had written quite well.
Three minutes later.
Xiao Ge raised his hand again: "Teacher Su, I've finished writing."
With a dark face, Su Yunman strode up to Xiao Ge again, took his homework book directly, glanced at it, and his beautiful face instantly turned red.
She took a deep breath, then pointed at Xiao Ge: "Get out, you won't have to attend my class anymore!"
"Thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher." Xiao Ge stood up obediently and walked out of the classroom.
Su Yunman slammed Xiao Ge's homework on his desk and strode out of the classroom. Obviously, this time, she was very angry again.
"What kind of composition did this guy write?" Zhang Xiaopang said to himself, and then he took the homework book. When he saw it, he immediately admired him: "Talent, Xiao Ge is really a damn talent!"
"Hey, Fatty Zhang, what did Xiao Ge write?" The teacher was not here, so others also asked curiously.
"I'll take a photo first and post it on the Internet. This will definitely go viral!" Zhang Xiaopang took out his mobile phone to take a photo. After taking the photo, he handed it to the person who just asked, "Here, you can see for yourself."
When the man saw it, he immediately exclaimed: "Oh my god, this guy really can think."
"show me!"
"I want to see it too!"
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Xiao Ge's homework book soon began to be circulated in the classroom, and Zhang Xiaopang also started surfing the Internet with his mobile phone, uploading the photos he took to the forum, with the title: "Two essays that pissed off the English teacher."
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Half an hour later.
Another classroom at Ningcheng University.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Zhang Ni immediately pulled Qin Fiya and handed her mobile phone to Qin Fiya: "Hey, look at this!"
"Two essays that made the English teacher so angry?" Qin Fiya read the first one and then muttered, "I would be so angry if I were an English teacher. These are not English essays, they are almost all in Chinese!"
This composition is indeed almost entirely in Chinese, with only the first two sentences in English. This is a conversation between a teacher and a student, and the student's first sentence is: "Teacher, do you speak Chinese?"
Then the teacher replied: "Yes."
Except for the first two sentences, which are in English, the rest becomes a Chinese dialogue.
"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
"Teacher, if I become your boyfriend, can I not take English classes in the future?"
"Can."
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There were many more random questions at the end, including even the teacher's measurements. In Qin Fiya's opinion, it would not be a problem for this essay to make the English teacher angry to death.
"So, your husband is quite talented!" Zhang Ni snickered, "But did you see that your husband seems to have bad intentions towards the beautiful teacher?"
"What? Is this written by that bastard Xiao Ge?" Qin Feiya was stunned.
"That's right, you can continue reading the second article, which was also written by your husband." Zhang Ni smiled and said, "I have to say, your husband is really a gangster, and he deserves the name of Xiao gangster."
Qin Fiya looked down and saw that the second composition was in pure English with very little content, only six sentences in total.
"HI!"
"HI!"
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
"fuckyou!"
"fuckme!"
After reading this essay, Qin Fiya immediately cursed: "Bah, this bastard Xiao Ge is really a gangster. I am determined to break off the engagement with him!"
"Hey, why don't you show this composition to your mother?" Zhang Ni suggested.
"I think it's probably useless. Yesterday I showed my mother the intimate photos of him and the policewoman. If my mother didn't agree to break off the engagement, just forget it. She also asked me to keep a close eye on that bastard, saying that he shouldn't let others snatch him away.
Let's go." Qin Fiya was a little discouraged, "I don't think that guy is worth grabbing. He's not handsome, he's a gangster, and most importantly, he's very, very hateful!"
"Actually, I think Xiao Ge is quite good!" Zhang Ni chuckled, "How about you give him to me."
"If you like him, go after him yourself." Qin Feiya rolled her eyes at Zhang Ni, then lay on the table and started to sulk.
Ningcheng City Police Department.
Director's Office.
Xiao Jie sat at the table and looked at the man in his fifties across the table with a slightly nervous expression.
This man has a Chinese character face, which gives people a rather majestic look, and he is none other than the number one figure in the Ningcheng City Police Department, Chief Ren Zhengjie.
Xiao Jie only officially started working at the city bureau three months ago. During these three months, Ren Zhengjie has actually been caring for her. However, Xiao Jie always has a feeling that Ren Zhengjie's care for her is not as simple as it seems on the surface.
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Therefore, while Xiao Jie was nervous at the moment, she was also a little wary.
"Xiao Jie, I have something to tell you. As for you, don't get excited." Ren Zhengjie finally spoke in a gentle tone, "That Zuo Xiaolong, also known as Fei Long, well, we still can't sue him because there is insufficient evidence.
Moreover, he wants to sue you in turn. By the way, you have a godbrother, right? Fei Long said he wanted to sue him. Anyway, now, we have let him go and he has promised not to pursue you..."
"Director, he really attacked the police and wanted to kill me!" Xiao Jie was a little angry.
"Xiao Jie, I know you are telling the truth, but apart from your brother, you can't find any other witnesses. There is nothing we can do about this matter." Ren Zhengjie felt helpless, "But don't worry, there will be opportunities in the future."
"I know, Director." Xiao Jie looked listless. She was not too disappointed because she knew it might be like this before.
"It's okay, you can go out and work." Ren Zhengjie said again.
"Yes, Director." Xiao Jie stood up and walked out of the office.
The cell phone rang suddenly. Xiao Jie took out her cell phone and looked at it. It was an unfamiliar number. (To be continued)