"Damn it, I'm a human being, not a car, how can you fix it..." The fat man started to curse, but before he could finish cursing, he screamed again, "Ah!"
In full view of everyone, Xiao Ge stretched out his hands and grabbed the fat man's two weak and drooping arms. He suddenly pushed them away with force. The fat man screamed in pain, but the next second, everyone discovered that the fat man's hands were
, are no longer hanging so weakly, and it seems that they should be connected.
"Look, that's how it was repaired." Xiao Ge clapped his hands, "I have said before that I am a professional, and I will always help others repair things that are broken. You should learn from me and fix the poor things in our family.
Audi guys, fix it!”
The fat man tried waving his hands, and found that his hands had indeed returned to their original state, but the unbearable pain just now still lingered like a nightmare. This also made the fat man look at Xiao Ge,
He was a little more frightened. This person could break his hand in an instant and reconnect it all at once. With that skillful technique, it looked like it was definitely not the first time he had done this kind of thing. This time, the fat man was even more sure that he had indeed encountered something like this.
So cruel.
"Okay, fix the car. I'll fix the car. I'll call the repair shop right now." The fat man finally decided to show weakness. A good man won't suffer the immediate consequences. He didn't want his hand to be broken again.
"The teacher in the kindergarten next door to my house tells the children every day that they should do their own thing. Are you not as good as a child?" Xiao Ge looked at the fat man with a dissatisfied look on his face, "You smashed the car yourself, of course you have to repair it yourself.
Car, go and repair it quickly. Once the car is repaired, you can leave. If it can't be repaired, don't leave."
There was a strange look on Ye Ziyun's face. How could there be a kindergarten next door to Xiao Ge's house?
"I, I don't know how to repair a car." The fat man was depressed. He made a fuss for a long time and asked him to repair the car by himself?
"You can't learn. No one in this world is born with the ability to repair cars." Xiao Ge said lazily, and at the end he sighed, "How else can I say you are unprofessional? Of course you must be prepared to repair the car before smashing it.
, just like me, I will definitely prepare to repair people before I hit them."
The fat man looked at Xiao Ge, and then at the smashed Audi next to him. He was very depressed for a moment. Don't say he couldn't repair the car. Even if he could, the glass of this car was smashed, so he couldn't be on this street.
God can fix it, isn't this fucking difficult for others?
Yes, this guy is trying to make things difficult for others!
The fat man immediately understood that this was not a matter of repairing the car. It was clearly intended to make him feel uncomfortable. But at this moment, the fat man really didn’t know what to do. It was too late to find someone. Maybe he just made a phone call.
, the hand would have to be broken again.
"What's going on?" At this moment, a traffic policeman came over.
"Brother policeman, you're here!" Seeing the traffic policeman, the fat man suddenly felt as if he were meeting his biological brother. He hurriedly greeted him, complaining with tears and runny nose to gain sympathy, "Brother policeman, you have to preside over for me.
It’s fair, he hit me!”
Seeing the pitiful look of the fat man pointing at Xiao Ge, a group of onlookers were speechless. This guy is also top-notch, and his acting skills are top-notch.
The traffic policeman was in his thirties and seemed to be well-informed. He didn't seem to be deceived immediately. He frowned slightly and turned to look at Xiao Ge: "Is this the case?"
"You said I hit you, where did I hit you?" Xiao Ge looked at the fat man and asked calmly.
"You broke one of my hands..." The fat man looked angry.
"Brother policeman, do you think his hand is broken?" Xiao Ge looked at the traffic policeman, "I've seen a lot of people talking nonsense. I've never seen someone talk such nonsense in front of the police. Brother policeman, I think
He is insulting your intelligence. I don’t know what your temper is. It’s my words. I will never tolerate this kind of person.”
"Brother policeman, he really broke one of my hands, but he reattached them later!" the fat man explained hurriedly.
"Brother policeman, can you really bear it? Do you believe this?" Xiao Ge said and turned to the fat man, "I'm talking about you, fat man, but I'm not talking about you. If you want to lie to brother policeman, you should say it better."
What a lie, do you really think this policeman is a three-year-old child?"
The onlookers looked at the fat man with very sympathetic eyes. Although they knew that the fat man was telling the truth, they also knew that the police would not believe it. In fact, if they had not seen it with their own eyes, they would not believe it either.
No, the traffic policeman looked at the fat man with a somewhat unkind look. He glanced at the two of them and said, "Take out your driver's license and ID card first!"
"Uh, um, brother policeman, don't bother me. Okay, I admit that I hit his car and it was my fault. Can't I pay compensation?" The fat man's face changed when he heard that he had to get his driver's license and ID card.
Change, he immediately said with a smile.
The traffic policeman frowned slightly, glanced at the two Audis, hesitated for a moment, and then nodded: "Okay, you guys can negotiate first."
"Brother policeman, you should be the one to preside over this!" The fat man looked at the traffic policeman with a flattering look on his face, "I promise to repair the car and give them 100,000 yuan in compensation. This condition should be good enough, right?"
Before the traffic policeman could say anything, Xiao Ge took up the conversation and asked, "Brother policeman, someone suddenly drove your car and knocked you to the ground. He blamed you for blocking his way. He took a wrench and smashed your hands and feet, and even injured you."
That handsome face finally sent you to the hospital and threw a hundred thousand yuan in your face in a cool way. Do you think this is good enough?"
"Of course it's not good," the traffic policeman replied subconsciously.
"Did you hear that? The police officer can't tell you." Xiao Ge looked at the fat man.
The fat man was speechless, and everyone around him was also speechless. This guy's ability to talk nonsense was really top-notch.
"Then I'll give you my new Audi as compensation, okay?" The fat man had the urge to vomit blood.
"Is it okay if I make your son crippled and then have a son with your wife to make it up to you?" Xiao Ge asked angrily.
"Damn, of course not!" the fat man cursed angrily.
"Look, you even said you can't do it anymore." Xiao Ge looked at the fat man with contempt.
The fat man was completely speechless. He stared at Xiao Ge for thirty seconds, and then asked weakly: "I said brother, I called you brother, just tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"Actually, you shouldn't ask me this question." Xiao Ge smiled brightly, "This actually has nothing to do with me. You didn't hit my car, so you should ask her!"
Seeing Xiao Ge pointing his finger at Ye Ziyun, the fat man's blood surged to his throat. He was really hurt internally. It's your uncle's fault. It has nothing to do with you. Why are you messing with it?
"Just get my car repaired. Before my car is repaired, let me drive your car first. Then I can exchange my car for your car." Ye Ziyun looked at the fat man with a very generous expression.
Said like that.
The fat man almost vomited blood again, and tortured him so much that he vomited blood, but in the end it was solved so easily? (To be continued)