“You will become an English expert in half a month!”
"Speaking quickly is not a dream..."
“One-hour quick fix for translation and writing…”
"Crazy English will make you crazy..."
"...XX word shorthand method, mom no longer has to worry about my English..."
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Xiao Ge discovered that there were quite a few English quick fixes on the Internet. He just opened them and took a closer look. He found that none of them were reliable. Finally, he muttered in a depressed tone: "They are all liars!"
"It's easy to pick up girls, but it's hard to learn English. As the saying goes, English is hard, but it's hard to hook up with Xiao Jie..." Xiao Ge muttered some random things. If Xiao Jie heard it, he would definitely want to beat him up. This pervert boy,
Even now she is thinking about her god-sister!
Xiao Ge, who soon became desperate for English, logged into QQ out of boredom. Speaking of which, he had not been online for more than two years and had few friends on QQ.
Xiao Ge's previous signature was still there, and then he changed his signature: "Tang Sect is recruiting the wives of the sect masters. Those who are more confident and prettier than Bingyi should hurry up and sign up."
Less than a minute after the signature was changed, someone sent a message: "Damn Xiao Ge, you are such a playboy, you actually hired the wife of the sect master!"
Xiao Ge immediately replied: "Do you want to sign up? Look at the photos first. If there are no pictures, there is no truth. If you are not beautiful, you are not qualified."
"Damn Xiao Ge, you don't even know who I am?" The other party sent an angry expression.
Xiao Ge then looked at the other person's nickname, supercar goddess Xiao Feichan, and couldn't help but be startled, and then sent a message back: "Are you Xiao Chan? When did you become one of my friends?"
"Hmph, when you died two years ago, I added you." Xiao Chan quickly replied to the message.
"Don't curse me. I'm missing, not dead." Xiao Ge was a little dissatisfied.
"Anyway, I thought you were dead." Xiao Chan seemed to be quite bored now and was so quick to reply to messages.
"When did you become the goddess of supercars?" Xiao Ge was a little curious.
"Self-proclaimed, can't you?" Xiao Chan replied.
"Okay, but you can't call yourself the Tang Sect's wife. Well, although you are quite beautiful, you seem to be a little worse than Bingyi." Xiao Ge was not afraid of attacking Xiao Chan.
"Tch, I don't want to be the wife of a sect leader, and I don't play online games!" Xiao Chan thought Xiao Ge was playing online games.
"I don't play online games either." Xiao Ge was a little speechless. After talking for a long time, Xiao Chan didn't take it seriously.
"I don't care if you have fun or not, I won't talk to you, I'm going to practice singing." Xiao Chan replied to this message, and then went offline.
Xiao Ge wandered around the Internet for a while, searched for Bingyi's news, and found that she was really abroad. However, when he searched for Xiao Dai'er, he found that there was no news about Xiao Dai'er, and those on the Internet about Bingyi's
In the photo, he didn't see any trace of Xiao Dai'er. Obviously, Xiao Dai'er had been hiding behind the scenes.
"What on earth is this witch doing? Running abroad all day long, is it possible that she wants to control the whole world?" Xiao Ge muttered secretly, but he didn't think much about it. It didn't matter whether she wanted to control the whole world or someone else, she couldn't control it anyway.
to him.
"Husband, it's time to eat." Qiao An'an's voice came at this time, and Xiao Ge immediately turned off the computer.
Instead of watching beauties online, it would be better to eat fairies at home. Xiao Ge's wonderful life is about to begin tonight.
However, just when Xiao Ge was thinking about eating An An after dinner, Qiao Anan broke his dream with one sentence: "Husband, Xiaoxue called me before and asked me to go to the bar with her in the evening. Wait.
Will we go together?"
Xiao Ge, who was quickly clearing the food on the table, was stunned for a moment: "Seven Fairies, what is there to do in the bar?"
"I know it's not very fun, but Xiaoxue said her roommates were going, so she went with her, and said it wasn't safe for her to go alone, so she asked me to be her companion. I think so. She's so beautiful, and the bar is so chaotic.
So I agreed." Qiao An'an explained.
Unsafe?
Xiao Ge was quite speechless. In the past, it was not safe for Han Xueru to go to the bar. She was so beautiful and sexy, and she could easily be targeted. But the problem is that Han Xueru is an immortal cultivator now. Anyone who tries to take advantage of her is not seeking death.
However, the next second, Xiao Ge suddenly realized that this was a good thing. Although he couldn't eat An An right away, he could eat An An and Xueru together after going to the bar.
So, Xiao Ge immediately nodded: "Xue Ru is right, she is not safe alone, well, you two are not safe either, I will go with you later!"
Dream Bar is a new bar opened in Ningcheng City last year. In fact, the name of this bar is not surprising. There are bars with the same name in many places, but Dream Bar has become the most famous bar in Ningcheng City in just a few months.
The bars, even the very special bar in Ocean Paradise, are now not as famous as the Dream Bar.
In the Dream Bar, you can drink, dance, or sing by yourself. You can often see pole dancing performances, and there are also bar singers who live in the bar for a long time. Compared with other bars in Ningcheng City, the conditions of the Dream Bar are superior in all aspects.
As a result, more men and women came here every night, and then it became a paradise for one-night stands.
The beauties in Ocean Paradise are of high quality and risk-free, but they cost money. The Fantasy Bar also has high-quality beauties, which are also risk-free and free of charge. No, many men come to this bar directly for the beauties here. Of course
, in fact, every bar has this situation, but because Dream Bar has the best business now and the most beautiful women come here, it makes it the most popular. Now, it has become the most popular place for men and women in Ningcheng City who are looking for one-night stands.
A holy place in my heart.
Of course, in fact, the vast majority of people come to bars just to have fun, drink, sing, and relax, and that's it.
Just like Han Xueru, she just came here to join in the fun. Mainly her three roommates, Deng Pingping, Hu Xiaoyun, and Wu Meifang, said they wanted to come to the bar for a party, then study hard and start looking for a job.
As for calling Qiao Anan, she did it on purpose. She knew that Qiao Anan and Xiao Ge would have dinner at home at night. She also knew that Xiao Ge would want to eat Qiao Anan after dinner, so she deliberately called Qiao Anan away.
What makes Xiao Ge anxious is the so-called safety issue, which is of course an excuse. With her current ability, no one in this bar can really pose any threat to her.
It's half past eight in the evening, which is not the busiest time in the bar, but Deng Pingping took Hu Xiaoyun and Wu Meifang to sing. As for Han Xueru, she sat down with Tangtang in her arms, still slandering Deng Pingping, that weird girl.
Bring your dog with you when you go clubbing.
"Beauty, are you alone?" A man came over. (To be continued)