In a reasonably sized amusement park on the outskirts of Anshi, Xiao Yun had the word boredom written all over his face.
"Tch, you're just pretending. I've seen people like you a lot. You pretend to be so bland on the surface, but when you get up to it, you're still crying like a ghost." Ma Xiaoxi glanced at Xiao Yun with disdain.
Xiao Yun shook his head. To him, this was really just a child's game.
Stimulate
High altitude has never been a thrill for cultivators.
You can levitate in the ninth level of Qi training, you can fly with a sword in the foundation stage, and the amusement facilities are really not exciting.
"Tell me, how do you start your exciting journey?" Xiao Yun asked directly. This kind of thing should end as soon as possible. There is no need to waste time.
"Hey, this is what you said, then let's have a grand slam." Seeing Xiao Yun so crazy, Ma Xiaoxi suddenly felt happy, and she was waiting to see Xiao Yun's joke.
"Grand Slam" Xiao Yun glanced at Ma Xiaoxi doubtfully.
He also knew about these amusement facilities, but he really didn't know what a Grand Slam was.
"I don't know, right? The so-called Grand Slam is a pirate ship, a big pendulum clock, a thirty-meter rotating flying chair, a roller coaster, and finally a bungee jumping in place."
"However, you can't rest during this process. After you finish one item, you must start another. It just so happens that there are few people today, so it can start perfectly." Ma Xiaoxi said.
The Grand Slam they invented was beyond the reach of most people. Even she was vomiting by the end of the game.
Xiao Yun
Haha, no more than three projects are enough.
"That's it" Xiao Yun said calmly.
"Haha, that's all you have to say. I admire your pretentious question." Ma Xiaoxi said sarcastically.
Xiao Yun shook his head and walked directly to the pirate ship without saying anything else. Ma Xiaoxi graciously took all the tickets.
I have to say.
It's really a good time to play the Grand Slam today. There are surprisingly few people in the amusement park.
Maybe both teachers and students skipped classes.
The two of them boarded the pirate ship directly. Not surprisingly, Ma Xiaoxi chose the highest row of seats.
"Fasten your seat belts and get ready to go."
Ma Xiaoxi started to fasten his seat belt without saying a word, but Xiao Yun had no intention of doing so. If the staff hadn't told him not to fasten his seat belt or turn on the phone, he would not have fastened it at all.
Does his safety require such a thing?
However, the behavior of the two people made the staff complain.
"It's strange. The one who looks pretty is not afraid of death, and the one who looks like a little girl is very panicked. It's really a strange combination."
"Pfft, you haven't played it before, right?" Ma Xiaoxi spat.
Xiao Yun nodded. This was not a lie. Neither he nor his original memory had ever experienced an amusement park.
"Let me go, it turns out you are really just pretending. You have never played before and you are so crazy. Don't puke on me for a while." Ma Xiaoxi curled her lips. Before, seeing Xiao Yun's indifferent expression, she thought she had some ability.
It turns out that I have never played it before.
He also pretended to be incomprehensible.
Guess, just this pirate ship would frighten him to death. She knew very well that just by looking at these settings, you wouldn't feel anything at all. Only when you experience it yourself can you understand the horror of it.
"Handsome guy, let's start." Ma Xiaoxi gestured towards the staff.
Then the pirate ship started slowly and then started to shake.
"It's boring," Xiao Yun said lightly.
"ha"
"You pretend, you keep pretending, the setting has just started. What are you pretending to be?" Ma Xiaoxi thought angrily, this teacher is really not an ordinary person who can pretend.
Follow.
The higher it swings, the greater the arc, and the stronger the feeling of weightlessness.
Ma Xiaoxi finally couldn't help but screamed for the first time.
But this is okay for her. She has been playing these rides all year round, so the pirate ship is just an intermediate project.
"We're about to reach the top, I'm just waiting for you to scream, this bastard is serious." Ma Xiaoxi glanced aside, but she almost died of depression.
Not only did Xiao Yun not exclaim in surprise, but he took out a book of Shan Hai Jing from somewhere and started reading it.
The violent ups and downs of the pirate ship didn't seem to affect him at all.
This guy's brain reaction is absolutely slow.
This is Ma Xiaoxi’s judgment on Xiao Yun.
finally.
The Corsair slowly stood up, Xiao Yun stretched slightly, and then walked off the equipment with a bored expression. Under his influence, even Ma Xiaoxi felt that the Corsair seemed really boring.
"Okay, I admit that you are somewhat capable, but the next project won't be so easy." Ma Xiaoxi said angrily.
She was looking forward to Xiao Yun being embarrassed.
But after this first item, she didn't feel the same at all, which really shocked her.
"I hope it's as you said. It's always boring like this. I don't think I will have the patience to play until the end." Xiao Yun continued to flip through his book of Shan Hai Jing, and then walked towards the big pendulum clock.
This tone and expression made Ma Xiaoxi's cheeks twitch.
It's just a pirate ship, and it's really crazy.
It will make your legs weak and you will scream later.
Ma Xiaoxi's secret passage.
Ma Xiaoxi quickly gave tickets to the staff, and then boarded the equipment with Xiao Yun one behind the other.
only
The Grand Pendulum is over.
The rotating flying chair at a height of 30 meters is over.
Not to mention screaming, Xiao Yun didn't even put down the Book of Mountains and Seas in his hand.
I don’t know whether he was really watching or just showing off, but after three rounds in a row, Ma Xiaoxi screamed countless times in dismay.
His legs were weak and his face was a little pale, but Xiao Yun didn't change at all.
"Damn it, relationships are like pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. No, I can't give in. There are two most exciting items, and he will definitely give in." Ma Xiaoxi secretly clenched her fists.
Then the two finally came to the last two projects.
The five-ring roller coaster is already the tallest and most exciting roller coaster in the amusement park in Anshi.
"ha"
Yawning, Xiao Yun stepped onto the seat in the first row out of boredom. This time, besides the two of them, there were several other players.
And Ma Xiaoxi is not even that confident anymore.
She was also much more nervous than usual, and even she found this roller coaster frightening.
"Oh, I'm afraid." Xiao Yun glanced at Ma Xiaoxi.
"ha"
"This girl will be afraid. My favorite thing is excitement. Do you think I will be afraid?" Ma Xiaoxi said seriously.
"In that case, I'll let you get a little more excited soon." Xiao Yun raised his head and said thoughtfully.
"Hey, whatever tricks you have, I'll follow them." Ma Xiaoxi said, and then looked ahead, stimulating more. She didn't know how many times she had ridden this five-ring roller coaster, could she still come up with any new tricks?
And a minute later.
Ma Xiaoxi's screams resounded throughout the playground.
This is no longer exciting, it is simply fatal.
While the roller coaster was running at high speed, Xiao Yun directly untied Ma Xiaoxi's seat belt and bumper, took Ma Xiaoxi's arm and lifted Ma Xiaoxi outside the track.
Suddenly, everyone was screaming, not only Ma Xiaoxi, but also several other players. Judging from their frightened eyes, they had never screamed so seriously.