Chapter 138: Routines since ancient times have won the hearts of the people (900
After being confused by Su Xian's words for a while, Xue Xiren finally had a clear look on his face, and there was already a slight displeasure in his eyes when he looked at Su Xian.
She said calmly: "Master, I sincerely want to become your teacher, but you are so insincere and casually threaten me with this kind of thing. Do you really think that I am such an easy person to deceive?"
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Su Xian smiled and said, "Do you think I'm fooling you?!"
"Don't you think so?"
Su Xian said sternly: "But in fact, what you did just now is just the essence of a slap in the face!"
"Pretend...what are you pretending to do?!"
Xue Xiren frowned and said: "It's so vulgar, Master, how could you..."
"Listen to me and explain to you slowly. Although novels emphasize free play, they cannot escape the four words of inheritance, transfer, and combination. And if we talk about the most perfect way to use it, it is probably to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.
Used words!”
Su Xian smiled and said: "Fei Xingxiang just treated you as an ordinary teacher at Tianshu Academy. He had no idea that you had the power of life and death over his future. Therefore, he maintained his identity as a genius of Feiyun Planet.
Wanting to provoke you, wanting to trample you under his feet... That face was really ugly, but when he was most proud, you suddenly showed off your privileges and beat him into confusion. Just now
The guy who was still so complacent immediately changed his face, begged you for mercy, changed back and forth, does that count as pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?"
"This...this..."
Xue Xiren's wonderful eyes lit up, and there seemed to be a clear look in his eyes.
Su Xian asked: "Classmate Xie Yunyun, let me ask you, is the arrogant look on Fei Xingxiang's face just now particularly annoying? Do you really want to go up and slap him in the face?"
"This...what you said is true..."
Xie Yunyun seemed to have some realization.
Su Xian continued to ask: "Just now, your aunt suddenly revealed her identity and slapped him hard in the face. Did you feel very happy? Did you feel like you were drinking cold drinks in the dog days of summer?"
"It seems so."
"This is it!"
Su Xian clapped his hands, and under the gaze of Xue Xiren's suddenly brightened eyes, he said: "That's not what novels are like, pretending to be a slap in the face, using the hateful face of the enemy to arouse the reader's interest, making the reader eager to see that face.
The scene of a hateful person being slapped in the face, and then you follow the audience's wishes and hit the villain's face as hard as you want. In this way, the readers will naturally feel very happy watching it. The readers will feel happy watching it, but you are still afraid of it.
No results?!"
Su Xian was bored in the past few days and had read novels about this world. How should I put it, maybe because most of the attention was on cultivation, and the development of novels was far behind the complete routines in ancient times.
The novels at this time did not have constant show-offs and slaps in the face, so in terms of plot, they were more exciting, but they were not deliberately arranged to be enjoyable, so naturally they were not enjoyable enough for readers to read.
It seems that the autobiographies of those heroes are really just regarded as autobiographies, and no one dares to summarize any rules in them.
I wonder if my imparting the theory of routines to this world will cause the novels of the entire world to become extremely homogeneous or even exactly the same type at a certain stage in the future?
But the reason why routines are routines is because these routines are so popular with readers. At least at the current stage, they can be regarded as progress... Anyway, I don't plan to go into this industry. In the future, this industry will become
What does that look have to do with me?
Thinking about it, Su Xian smiled and said: "As for the essence of pretending to slap in the face, instructor Xue, you have perfectly displayed it just now... Yes, if your novel can be half as good as your style, then
I think what you should be wearing now is not a military uniform."
"Then...what should I wear?!"
"You should be a super writer wearing a loose short skirt, sitting in a coffee shop, opening your notebook, looking at the beautiful scenery outside the window in front of everyone, and typing a few words with your head down from time to time!!!"
"Ah...haha, Master...you really know how to speak. No...not so exaggerated. You won't look at the scenery outside. I will concentrate on coding and give back to the readers seriously."
Xue Xiren's smile almost blossomed, and he waved his hand and said: "Well, but what you said makes sense. When I think about it now, I actually didn't think that much at the time. I just thought that the person named Fei Xingxiang
His face was so disgusting that I couldn't help but want to punish him severely, so...it turns out that my actions actually conformed to the protagonists' style? In this way, I still have the destiny of the protagonist...
"
"Do you still think I'm fooling you?"
Su Xian asked.
"Master's words are thought-provoking and gave me a sudden enlightenment."
Xue Xiren held Su Xian's hand with gratitude and shook it vigorously, "Really, Master... When we get to the place, don't worry, I will immediately hold the apprenticeship ceremony, incense burner, tea, red envelopes and other things.
No less, I must worship you as my teacher."
"It doesn't matter, as long as you have the intention. Those rituals and so on are just formalities. You don't have to go, you don't have to go."
Su Xian smiled and said, "What about the test..."
"Well, in fact, Tianshu Academy didn't have this item originally, but in the past two years, a traitor appeared in the academy and stole a lot of important information, so now Tianshu Academy values character above all else.
Before students actually enroll, there will be an assessment. The exact type of this assessment is not certain, but everyone will take it...including you prospective students, so, Master, be careful."
"Is that so? Assessment... assessment of character..."
Su Xian thought to himself that it was no wonder that he was faced with the problem of whether the old lady could help him or not, right?
He nodded, indicating that he understood.
Xie Yunyun originally wanted to ridicule Xue Xiren for his lack of principles, but as her eyes moved, she saw Su Xian's hand that she was holding tightly.
I felt an inexplicable sourness in my heart, and then I felt that my feelings were really ridiculous.
He said in a cool tone: "Auntie, you are almost a third-year-old after all, but you still hold our teenage boy's hand tightly. Isn't this too much?"
"Ben San?!"
Su Xian glanced at Xue Xiren's face, a look of surprise appeared in his eyes, and thought that except for being a little more charming than Xie Yunyun, there was no other difference.
Is Xue Xiren almost thirty?
But thinking about it, it’s not surprising. After all, if all the people cultivate immortality, even ordinary people can live to be 150 years old... let alone monks?
Thirty years old is not that old!
But Xue Xiren's reaction was shocking.
She hurriedly let go of Su Xian's hand and exclaimed: "Ah, damn girl, what are you talking nonsense about? Who... so and so is running away. I am only eighteen years old! Eighteen years old... understand.
Is it okay? I'm only eighteen years old! A few months at most..."
Xie Yunyun glanced at her, "How many months is zero? Do you have the nerve to tell me how many months it is?"
"It's...it's only about one hundred and early months."
Xue Xiren glared at Xie Yunyun bitterly and said unwillingly.