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Text_Chapter 1650 Scared to pee?

"Hey, it seems to me that he knew he was going to lose, so he deliberately acted miserable to please others!"

Listening to the discussion of the guests, Chen Shen had a helpless look on his face: "You are a fool, it's all because of Xiaobai's unreliability."

"Originally, I had a good plan. I left Caitianyundi an hour early, took a comfortable shower, changed into new clothes, and made a gorgeous appearance."

"But in the end...Xiao Bai made me almost oversleep. As soon as I walked out of the seclusion room, I was dragged here by Chen Xiangu. How could I still have time to wash up and change clothes?"

It turns out that Chen Shen's unkempt appearance at this time was all due to the previous alchemy and talisman making.

Even though his current Xuan Dan and Xuan Fu skills have been upgraded to the level of nine stars in the spiritual realm, with the special effects of the Gang Core Glazed Cauldron and the Xingyue Eagle Lin Brush, his success rate in refining the Earth Level Xuan Dan and Xuan Fu is still the same.

Very low.

In the nine days and nine nights of the colorful sky and clouds, accidents of exploding cauldrons and exploding talismans occurred from time to time.

Ever since, this young man became like this.

In fact, there is nothing more unbearable for Chen Shen than unkempt hair——

He relaxed his mind completely last night and slept so comfortably that he did not use mystical energy to control his metabolism.

When I woke up...I couldn't hold in my pee!

No matter how big-hearted Chen Shen is, he is too embarrassed to take off his pants and urinate under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of eyes, so he can only hold it in for now: "Well... let's start the competition quickly. After the competition is over, I can go pee."

Wow."

"Since the blue team racers have also arrived as scheduled, according to the rules, we will proceed with the first step: measuring the mystery."

As soon as Patriarch Lu Dan finished speaking, many guests rushed into the arena with the mystical instruments they had prepared.

Looking at the dark crowd, Chen Shen's mouth twitched and his face turned green: "Sun, you are a black hole! Are there so many people here?"

"When can I go pee?"

"No, no, how can a living person be suffocated to death by urinating? Just be embarrassed!"

As soon as he thought about it, he said decisively: "Wait a minute! Then...can I relieve myself first?"

He Yunzi and Patriarch Lu Dan looked at each other in confusion.

"Uh, don't you understand? Can I go to the toilet first?" Chen Shen jumped anxiously.

After a brief silence, the whole audience burst into laughter——

"Pfft hahaha!"

"I-did I hear it correctly? The game is about to start, but this guy wants to go to the toilet?"

"Hahahahaha, he must have been frightened to death by the mysterious power of the other five Xuanzongs in the arena."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how embarrassing!"

In the Supreme spectator seat, Yun Guxue buried her head low: "This guy Tulong... is so embarrassing! Ahhhhh, how could there be such a person?"

"You don't have to worry about losing face. Your aunt and I will also be laughed at."

Chen Xiaoyun's pretty face under the veil was slightly red, and she put her hand on her forehead: "Really, there's really nothing we can do against him."

"Didn't Fairy Chen find a pillar for you, a local dog, on the way here, and let him solve it before coming back? Hahahahaha..."

Sima Youchuan laughed wildly.

Chen Xiaoyun frowned and said coldly: "Don't you want to have a private bet with me? Come on!"

"Oh? Are you sure?"

Sima Youchuan stopped laughing and said with great interest: "There is no basis for what you say, so you must make a blood oath?"

"Stop talking nonsense and let's get started!"

"Okay, I'm very happy!"

At this time, inside the arena.

Ancestor Lu Dan said angrily: "Humph, the competition is about to begin. In order to avoid any possible cheating, your request to go to the toilet is rejected!"

"If you insist on leaving, I can only judge you as a loser in advance."

"Ah?" Chen Shen looked bitter.

Ancestor Lu Dan felt happy in his heart: "Humph, you don't know the heights of the world."

"Ancestor, I personally came to host the competition. How dare you come late and be more arrogant than me?"

"This can be considered a little punishment for you!"

Chen Shen looked helpless and could only raise his breath and shrink his anus, silently reciting the word "endurance" in his heart.

I don’t know how long it took, but for Chen Shen, the time of measuring mysticism, which lasted seconds like years, was finally over.

He Yunzi, who acted as the deputy of Patriarch Lu Dan, announced loudly: "The mystic test is over, and the guests have no objection to the strength of both competitors."

"Blue side racer Earth Dragon: Seven-Star Xuanhuang."

"Red side player Zhang Wulun: Two-star Xuanzong."

"Red side racer Pan Yu: Samsung Xuanzong."

"Red side player Fan Yicang: Samsung Xuanzong."

"Red side racer Qi Botian: Samsung Xuanzong."

"Red side racer Xu Yanfei: Samsung Xuanzong."

"According to Tulong's previous free will, he will fight one against five in this match. If he defeats his opponents within ten breaths, he will be considered a winner. Otherwise, he will be judged as a failure."

"Now, guests can place your bets."

Hearing this, Chen Shen secretly complained in his heart: "Do we still have to wait for a quarter of an hour for the betting time? Ahhhhhh, it's so tortured!"

He took a sharp breath and shouted loudly: "I, I bet on myself to win, 80 million kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones!"

The boy's words were so hysterical that he seemed to be trying to suppress his urge to urinate.

"Huh? You were so scared that you still dare to bet on yourself to win? Hahaha..."

"He actually got 80 million kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones? Is it true?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as someone on the blue side places a bet, first come first served: I bet on the red side to win, with 110,000 kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones."

"I also choose the red side to win, 75,000 kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones!"

At this time, the private blood oath between Chen Xiaoyun and Sima Youchuan had been completed.

Sima Youchuan had a secretly happy expression on his face.

Chen Xiaoyun raised her hand slightly, and after summoning the payers, she said calmly: "I bet on the blue square earth dragon to win, and I will get 40 million kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones."

After Yun Guxue hesitated for a moment, she gritted her silver teeth and said, "Just die, I believe you!"

"I also bet on Earth Dragon to win, five million jins of high-grade spiritual stones."

After handing the Space Mysterious Ring to the co-ordinator with slightly trembling hands, Yun Guxue glared hard at the young man who had caused her to lose face, and said to herself: "Hey, this is my lady's entire property.

Already."

"If you dare to lose, I will make you...not able to go to the toilet for a year. I will choke you to death, you bad guy!"

"Oh oh oh, there is another fool who bets on the earth dragon to win. Come on, come on, I'll bet on the red side and win, with 150,000 kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones!"

"I also choose the red side to win, eighty-three thousand kilograms of high-grade spiritual stones!"

"And I..."

In the supreme seat area, the leaders of other heaven-level sects are also vying to make private bets with Chen Xiaoyun.

When they thought about it, betting on the red side to win would be a sure win, but at an odds of ten to one, the number of spiritual stones they could ultimately earn would be too small.

It's better to bet against Chen Xiaoyun directly. Even if your gambling reward is three or four times higher than the opponent's, you can still make more money if you win.

Regarding their methods, Fairy Fuyao would not reject anyone who came.

"Dangdangdangdang..."

At a certain moment, the closing bell rang.

Chen Shen's eyes flashed with light: "Is it finally going to start? I can't hold it in anymore!"


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