Mo Xiaoxin, who had just resigned, walked out of the company door, lit a cigarette comfortably, and then walked slowly towards the subway station.
Since it was off-duty time and it was the peak period for people, the subway station was very crowded. After swiping the card, Mo Xiaoxin spent a lot of time to squeeze into the subway.
As the subway moved, Mo Xiaoxin glanced around, looking for an open place to stand.
But just as she raised her feet, an aunt beside her let out a piercing scream.
Seeing that he had stepped on someone, Mo Xiaoxin quickly said "I'm sorry."
"Do you have eyes or are you a pig? You can step on these things..."
Facing the unwilling and nagging aunt, Mo Xiaoxin plucked his ears, then brightened the screen of his mobile phone and opened the "Tom Cat" software.
(Tom Cat is a software that can repeat what you say!)
Five minutes later, when the aunt was about to take a break, Tom Cat on Mo Xiaoxin’s software spoke:
"Do you have eyes, you stupid pig..."
This made the aunt very angry, and she immediately started scolding her again, while Mo Xiaoxin was holding the armrest, holding up the mobile phone, with a calm expression, and didn't even say a word.
Listening to Tom Cat and Big Mom scolding each other, the passengers around couldn't help laughing.
This scene made Mo Xiaoxin look like an outsider, as if the aunt had an argument with her cell phone.
After arriving at the subway station, Mo Xiaoxin got off the station under the livid gaze of his aunt, and wandered back home.
After resigning this time, there will be no stable source of income in the future, but Mo Xiaoxin is not worried about this problem at all.
Because he is a player in Zhengzhan Online, he can make a living by moving bricks in the game.
Thinking of the online battle, Mo Xiaoxin couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
He feels that there are talents everywhere in this game, and everyone speaks well. He likes it very much.
When he got home, he did not enter the game room, but started the computer first.
After logging into the forum, a smile appeared on his face.
After scanning the forum posts, he focused on a debate thread about who had better defense, knights or zombies.
After reading the review and opinions of the poster, as well as the opinions of the players who responded below, Mo Xiaoxin immediately typed a paragraph and attached a picture.
[Obviously knights are stronger than zombies, because (dog knight charging picture.jpg), let’s find out (funny)]
Just as he thought, Gouzi soon heard the news and threatened him to delete the pictures.
Mo Xiaoxin calmly lit a cigarette, took a puff, and entered a line of text.
[laughing and touching the dog’s head (funny)]
Then I exited this post and clicked on the next post to start tasting.
Yes, Mo Xiaoxin is the "Crayon Shin-chan" who is known as the epic gangster in the forum and has offended countless players.
Because he is very good at hiding himself, even though there is a lot of hatred in the forum, no one has ever known his identity in the game, so he is fine so far.
Mo Xiaoxin has to thank his mother for this. If it weren't for his mother's education since childhood, Mo Xiaoxin felt that the ferocity of being hunted in the game would never be lower than that of Hu He.
He still clearly remembers that when he was a child, his mother told him not to drink water overnight.
Mo Xiaoxin, who had had sexual intercourse in his urine since he was a child, asked his mother: "Can I drink the water boiled at six o'clock in the morning at six o'clock?"
His mother said he could.
He asked again: "Can the water at nine o'clock in the evening be drunk at nine o'clock in the morning?"
His mother said no.
At that time, Mo Xiaoxin’s powerful attributes exploded:
"The same 12-hour water, the same storage environment, low temperature at night is conducive to preservation, why can't the latter be drunk?"
This time, Mo Xiaoxin's mother didn't answer. She raised a feather duster and started beating him. While beating him, she praised him for being good at thinking. As for why she beat him, it was purely because he was in a bad mood and had no other meaning.
At that moment, Mo Xiaoxin knew that he had to hide his talents and attributes and must not expose them, otherwise he would be beaten.
However, the online world is unrestrained. After being exposed to this world, he found that he liked it here.
Because here he can argue at will, even if the opponent is furious, it's okay, as long as he won't crawl out of the screen and hit himself.
After half an hour of inciting hatred, and with players asking for their addresses, Mo Xiaoxin calmly exited the forum, came to the game warehouse, and ducked in sideways.
…
The figure appeared in the game. Looking at the purple staff that he bought with great difficulty, Mo Xiaoxin nodded with satisfaction.
At this time, a series of "di-di-di" sounds from the friend list.
After opening it and checking it, I found that most of them were invited by friends in the game to download dungeons or go overseas.
After thinking about it, Mo Xiaoxin replied one by one, declined their invitation in good faith, and then walked towards the seaside.
This time he planned to go to the sea alone to try his luck and see if he could catch a few spiritual fish and sell them at a good price.
Of course, the biggest reason is that you can browse the forum while fishing.
Pass the teleportation array and arrive near the Liuli Coast Beach.
Mo Xiaoxin was about to summon his private ghost ship, but suddenly he found two people beside him staring at him.
He immediately looked to the side with a smile on his face, and was about to be polite, but found that the two people looked very familiar.
It is Xiao Mo and Xiao Youzi, the killer couple.
"Hello everyone? What can I do for you?" Mo Xiaoxin said with a smile on his face.
Although he was a little worried, he didn't think that the two people in front of him would know that he was Crayon Shin-chan, because he had never revealed anything.
After all, in the game, he is a very friendly back-line mage in the eyes of his guild friends, and has a very gentle personality, so he is definitely someone you can make friends with.
"Do you know Crayon Shin-chan?" Xiaoyuzi swirled the dagger in her fingertips and smiled slyly.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was shocked, but then he smiled again and said:
"That bully? How do I know him? I've been bullied by him, and I really hate him."
"Stop pretending, we already know it's you, otherwise why do you think we're here?" Little Youzi turned into a shadow and moved forward, appearing behind Mo Xiaoxin.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was a little confused.
He was certain that except for being unscrupulous on the forum, he had never shown any signs of weakness in the game, but how could he be discovered this time?
But when he thought about it carefully, he felt something was wrong.
He has been on the forum all year round, so he has naturally seen the bounty killers' live broadcasts of assassinations many times.
According to their style, if they determine the target, they will definitely attack directly without any delay. If they talk nonsense to him this time, it must be a fraud.
Thinking of this, Mo Xiaoxin sighed:
"Are you mistaken? Although my name contains Shin-chan, I am really not that shameless Crayon Shin-chan. If you don't believe me, you can ask your friends in our guild and they will tell you what kind of person I am.
people."
Feeling the coldness on his neck, Mo Xiaoxin did not show any fear at all, but there was complaint in his tone.
At this time, the dagger from his neck was removed.
Mo Xiaoxin turned around and found Xiao Youzi bowing to him politely:
"Sorry to bother you, we got the wrong person."
MMP, it is indeed a scam. Fortunately, I have been smart since I was a child!
Seeing this scene, Mo Xiaoxin breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time smiled and said to Xiao Mo and Xiao Youzi:
"It's okay, it's okay. I hope you find him soon and kill him and surrender him to relieve your anger."
"We will. Although we have no grudge against him, the crowdfunding on the forum has reached 30,000 soul coins. We will kill him!"
When Mo Xiaoxin heard this, his face twitched slightly: "Come on!"
