Chapter 301 The whole world is sniping at Xiao Mao!
"clatter."
Xiba snorted coldly, raised his palm, pulled out the wooden knife inserted into his long hair, and threw it to the ground.
"Little girl, why are you attacking me?!"
He Xiba has been practicing martial arts since he was a child. He has a very high level of literacy and is quite famous in the boxing world. Except for the villains, he rarely interacts with others. Why does this girl suddenly attack him?
Team Rocket?
"snort..."
Xiao Lan panted slightly, forcing down the severe pain in her abdomen, and stood up slowly, staring at the big man in front of her with watery eyes filled with tears.
"Hmph, I, Xiaomao, was just careless today. Next time, I will definitely pierce your forehead with that wooden knife."
Xiba was a little annoyed and shouted: "Who the hell are you?!"
Hearing this, Xiao Lan also straightened up her back and faced the giant who was several heads taller than herself, with an extremely arrogant expression on her round face.
"Huh, I can't change my name, but I can't change my surname. Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town is my name!"
Xiao Lan showed a provocative look, her tone was not timid at all, and she continued:
"Next time, I, Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town, will beat you until you don't even recognize your own mother!"
Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town?
Xiba couldn't help but frown, secretly thinking that this sounded like a boy's name.
And this name seems to have been heard somewhere...?
"We meet in the mountains and rivers. Remember the name of the person who will overthrow you sooner or later, Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town!"
Xiao Lan repeated the name three times, thinking to herself that this should be enough, so she turned around and walked into the jungle behind.
"Let's go, Xiao Bian, Xiao Cong!"
The green onion duck on the side followed him carrying the green onions.
"Bop bob..."
On the other side, the wooden knife that Xiba casually dropped on the ground suddenly melted into a puddle of pink slime, and then condensed into a ball. This turned out to be a cute and versatile monster.
"Change~"
The Variety Monster's body trembled, and he followed Xiaolan's figure into the jungle.
"A variety of monsters? Such a powerful transformation ability, even I didn't notice it..."
Seeing this, Xiba was secretly surprised. After transforming into a dead thing, it was still able to deceive her own eyes. This ever-changing monster seemed not to be easy.
It is not uncommon to find people with such transformation skills. A young man who has superb swordsmanship and is good at changing clothes. When did such a figure appear in the Kanto region?
For a moment, only Hiba was left standing on the bare rocky ground, very confused, with a bit of innocence in her eyes, full of confusion.
Did I offend anyone?
I'm just asking for directions, and it's going to rush me?
"Humph, Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town, I will remember you..."
Immediately, Xiba's eyes turned cold. As a powerful king of the alliance, even if he was targeted, he was not afraid of anyone!
"By the way, where should Zhenxin Town go...?"
...
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Mount Miyazaki.
"hiss..."
Xiaolan walked around in a big circle and temporarily kept a long distance from Xiba. Finally, she couldn't show off her arrogant face. She clutched her stomach tightly and bent down on the ground like a shrimp. She couldn't help but "
He cried again.
"Squirtle, this big guy actually beats a woman!"
Although this blow from the black tiger's heart-piercing fist did not render her unable to fight on the spot, it was still a blow to her body and caused great damage to her.
As for why Xiao Lan attacked Xiba today, the reason is also very simple.
In the name of her fellow villager Xiao Mao, she went around killing people, setting fires, burning, looting, and provoking heroes from all walks of life. This is what she has been doing recently.
Xiaolan has always been a loyal girl who is willing to realize her dreams for her best friends, even at the expense of herself.
"Humph, since you want to be a flea, then I will make you the most famous flea in the world!"
What's the point of attacking Xiao Mao? At most, it's just a beating to vent his anger, but that's not happy at all.
In today's era of big data, what is truly fatal is to attack a person's reputation!
Those who have attained the Dao will receive many help, while those who have lost the Dao will have few. The answer has already been given in ancient books.
Sniper Xiaomao by yourself?
She wants people all over the world to snipe Xiaomao!
"Hiss...it hurts..."
The pain made Xiaolan take another deep breath, and then she felt a little surprised. She secretly thought that she had been under Sister Bilan's personal guidance for a period of time, but she still couldn't beat an ordinary big guy with no muscles?
Bilan: "?"
I only taught you how to dress up and act cute. When did I teach you how to play with knives?
I can’t even do it myself!
Women should use their natural angelic faces to do devilish things and toy with everyone in the world.
Using a knife is something only barbarians would do!
She felt that Xiaolan's direction and painting style were constantly shifting in the opposite direction under her training.
In the beginning, Bi Lan wanted to cultivate her into a poisonous rose with thorns, stirring up the storm in the dark, becoming a scheming enchantress who could destroy an entire city with a single smile.
As a result, Xiao Lan is now moving closer to the Berserker...?
Or maybe he is moving towards the direction of the Gale Swordsman as if he is mentally contaminated...?
"And that guy is no ordinary person, he is the fighting king Shiba."
Bilan couldn't help but remind him.
Not only is the Pokémon powerful in combat, but its own physical strength is also outrageous. According to her conservative estimate, it is about 1.5 IQ level.
"Good job! I was punched in vain!!"
Xiaolan's eyes suddenly brightened, and a bright smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. For a moment, her smile was like a flower, which was really beautiful.
Her mind was already filled with images like this:
One day, a spiky-headed boy was jumping on the road, and then he was dragged into the grass by a shirtless sweat who came out of the grass nearby, and was punched and knocked unconscious.
"Hahaha, I really want to fast forward to that day~!"
Xiaolan drew a pie for herself, letting the power of the pie erase the pain in her stomach, and finally couldn't help but smile and bend over...
...
"Eh? Isn't this my fellow countryman Xiaolan?"
A familiar voice came from the front.
Xiaolan subconsciously raised her round face and looked in front of her with tearful eyes.
"Hahaha, isn't this my fellow countryman Xiaozhi? There are also Teacher Gang and Xiaoxia hahaha..."
Halfway through the words, Xiaolan stopped crying again and laughed out loud.
Xiaozhi and the other four: "?"
They looked at themselves and wondered, "Is there anything funny?"
"Haha, cough, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at that Xiaomao. He has been punched by King Xiba and is crying now, hahaha!"
Bilan: "?"
She frowned and secretly thought that this girl was drawing and painting, couldn't she tell the difference between reality and pie...?
My brain seems to be broken...?
Four people: "?"
It's not surprising that Sheba is here.
Xiaomao is here too?
Didn’t he say that he would go to the unmanned power plant to catch Lightning Birds...?
"Oh, I mean the future~ I just fast forwarded a little bit."
Xiaolan delayed for half a minute before reacting and explaining.
Xiaozhi couldn't help but walked forward, raised his hand and touched Xiaolan's forehead, and then touched his own forehead.
"I think your little head must be dizzy from the heat."
