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Chapter 54: Blue Coke, Pigs Don't Drink It

After finally appeasing Xiaolan's suicidal impulse, the three of them started fishing again.

Since the muddy ground had just been disturbed by a certain flea, there probably wouldn't be any fish taking the bait in a short time, so Xiaogang got up and went to the back to get some drinks.

Sure enough, the eldest sister had gone fishing in the upper class area, which made him feel disappointed.

...

"Here."

After a while, Xiaogang sat back on the bench and threw a bottle of blue Coke to someone.

Xiaozhi took the drink and looked at it carefully. He frowned and said in a bad tone:

"Blue? Who do you look down on?"

Xiao Lan also frowned and said:

"Yeah, we all drink red water in New Town. Even pigs don't drink blue happy water."

Hearing this, Xiaogang stood up suddenly and shouted:

"We in Nibi City all drink blue Coke, and the red ones are used to flush toilets."

The two of them were immediately furious and stood up suddenly.

"Isn't that the blue toilet cleaner?"

"No one really likes to drink blue foot-washing water, right?"

"Huh? Is there really a fool who drinks red? Don't be disgusted with me."

Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "%#¥@#!!"

Xiaogang: “#¥%#@!!”

The three of them immediately started quarreling with red faces and thick necks. Who drank red or drank blue? This is a difference in philosophy. In serious cases, it can even rise to the level of racial beliefs and national beliefs.

This is a big problem.

...

"Shaking..."

At this time, the fishing rods set up by the three of them suddenly began to shake at the same time. The three of them quickly gave up advocating for their own happy water and returned their attention to the fishing rods.

"Red, eternal God!!"

Xiaozhi roared and used the strength of his waist to pull up the fishing rod.

"Gu Gu Gu Gu..."

A familiar small khaki fish appeared again and landed in front of him.

Xiaozhi: "..."

He threw the ugly fish out again with his backhand.

Please, don't come, I want the rare Pokémon to take first place!

On the other side, Xiaolan took a deep breath and shouted:

"Red, eternal God!!"

She suddenly pulled up the fishing rod, and a black shadow rose into the sky again with great force.

"Di. Congratulations to the trainer for getting the item [Broken Glove (Left Hand)]."

Her pictorial report.

Xiao Lan: "..."

Gan!

At least I have completed the right foot of the boots just now!!

Seeing this, Xiaogang shook his head at the two of them and smiled disdainfully, showing his white teeth, holding the fishing rod firmly in his hand, and shouted in a deep voice:

"The blue one is the eternal God!!"

The next second, a shell-shaped Pokémon broke through the water and landed on the deck.

A yellow spiral shell with a blue body and a pair of big black eyes.

"Didi. Ammonite, an ancient Pokémon, became extinct due to the ancient people's taste for food. The cooking methods are only recorded in ancient recipes."

"Tip. Ammonite is an ancient Pokémon that is thought to have become extinct tens of thousands of years ago. Everything about its ecology is a mystery."

The two illustrations sent out two versions of the broadcast at the same time.

Xiaozhi and Xiaozhi: "???"

It seems like something special has been caught again.

Xiaogang smiled proudly. Sure enough, he believed in red happy water and was a third-rate guy like Xiaozhi. He used a Poke Ball in his backhand to subdue the ammonite beast again.

Conquering two fossil Pokémon in a row made him very happy, and he no longer cared about the battle of beliefs, and said with a smile:

"Hehe, I'm going to get the red one for you. Remember to drink more. I'll take the rest back to the room and flush the toilet."

Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "..."

Gan!

We are ashamed of Zhenxin Town!

...

Since Xiaogang had already obtained the Pokémon he wanted, he quit the game directly.

The two fossilized Pokémon were not just trash, and he didn't want to be exposed.

So I simply broke the broken fishing rod and stopped fishing. I just served tea and water to the two of them, while taking a sneak peek at the bikini-clad ladies around them.

But Xiaozhi continued to have bad luck, catching an ugly fish every half an hour, throwing one and catching another.

He even suspected that this ugly fish was knowing that he would not be able to catch it, and was deliberately using the bait for free.

There is a saying that what he hates most in his life is people who prostitute themselves for free.

On the other side, there are many more props around Xiaolan's bench.

[Torn boots (left)] [Torn gloves (left)] [Torn socks (left)]...

There was only one side, and she was wondering if someone was targeting her, Xiaolan!

But when she took a closer look, she saw that the flea was still fishing alone not far away. It was impossible for her to use one-sided boots to disgust herself while diving.

So, am I really the unlucky old guy? QAQ?!

Finally, she looked to her side, a small dimple appeared on her cheek, she twisted Nini and said sheepishly:

"Um...fellow, I can't catch Pokémon anyway, why don't you give me your fish? I'll trade these boots for you?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaozhi threw the ugly fish in front of Xiaolan without thinking.

The latter suddenly showed a big smile.

She no longer wants any rare Pokémon. It would be great to catch a Magikarp.

I saw Xiao Lan throwing the elf ball, and the ugly fish on the deck did not dodge, and was just absorbed into it.

It was prompted to subdue it without even shaking.

At this time, Xiao Lan's illustrated book also sounded a mechanical beep.

"Tip. Uglyfish is a beautiful Pokémon. Although it looks ugly, it will become the most beautiful Pokémon after it evolves. It is very rare."

Xiao Lan: "!!!"

Xiaozhi: "???"

He whipped out the illustrated book and tried to throw a straight ball into the sea.

"You tricked me!?"

"..."

After a long while, the illustrated book made a leisurely sound.

"Beep. The battery is less than 1% and it has automatically shut down."

Xiaozhi: "..."

Damn, isn’t this illustrated book powered by solar energy? Could the big yellow ball on it be the moon?

Gan!

...

...

evening.

The fishing competition officially ended and the selection process began.

Some people caught Gyarados, and some people caught Stinging Jellyfish.

Even the author of the book "The Old Man and the Seafood", the old captain, personally went fishing in the sea and finally caught a blue-skinned shark in his sixties.

"Wow, what a big fish, it's a tiger shark!"

"Does it turn out that there are megalodon sharks living in our Kanto region?"

The people around were shocked.

And Xiaozhi's trophy is nothing else. After the Chou Chou fish was given to Xiao Lan, he couldn't catch any more fish, so he had no choice but to hand over the [broken boots (left)] to the selection.

But what surprised him was that he actually saw another familiar object.

[Broken boots (right)].

There is a line of small characters following.

Contestant: Xiaomao.

Xiaozhi: "..."

Depressed, he finally laughed out loud.

"This Xiaomao is so stupid...hahaha..."

On the other side, a hedgehog-headed boy also laughed.

"This Xiaozhi is so stupid...hahaha..."

...

As for the final winner, it was none other than a energetic girl from Zhenxin Town.

Xiao Lan won the competition with an ugly ugly fish and became the champion of this fishing competition.

Many people know how precious the Uglyfish is. Even in its habitat, the Fangyuan region, it is an extremely precious Pokémon.

Xiaolan walked onto the stage, held up the microphone, and began to deliver her championship speech.

"I only have one thing to say."

Her tone deepened and she shouted loudly:

"Coke, only the red one is the winner, no pig will drink the blue one!!"

Unexpectedly, these words were like dropping a super bomb into deep water, and the whole scene suddenly became uncontrollable.

"Gan! The red one is the foot wash!!"

"Is there really a pig who likes to drink blue?"

"I'm just a passerby, and I have one thing to say: the red one does smell like shit."

"Shut up, everyone in our dry leaf city is drinking 7-up. Where does Coke come from to flush the toilet!!"

“#¥%@%#@%#¥%!!”

The scene fell into extraordinary chaos...

Looking at the noisy scene below, Xiao Lan, standing on the championship stage, showed a flushed expression.

"I finally brought glory to Zhenxin Town..."

Tears filled her eyes.

...

Taking advantage of the confusion, Xiao Lan snuck down with her tongue sticking out, her complacent expression clearly showing that she was very satisfied with this group start.

She immediately found Xiaozhi and threw him a small card with a rainbow pattern drawn on it.

Seeing the latter's puzzled expression, Xiaolan smiled and explained:

"Hey, this is the prize for first place. When you pass by Golden City in the future, you can go to the Rainbow Group there and exchange this card for a magical Eevee."

"According to the organizer, this Eevee can evolve infinitely~"

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(I want to slow down the pace recently...)


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