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Chapter 79 Team Rocket, you guys are tasteless

"Abstinence before marriage, abstinence after marriage, cultivating the mind and character, cultivating the body and health, being inspirational..."

"Life is endless, rebooting is endless..."

Xiaogang taught him all the knowledge and tips he had learned in the reboot bar, and the surroundings suddenly surged, and there seemed to be a supreme Sanskrit sound in their ears, so Xiaozhi and the two next to him could only listen blankly like country villagers.

With.

"I seem to understand..."

After coming back to his senses, Xiaozhi quickly clapped his hands and secretly said that he is indeed Teacher Gang, and he speaks all the famous sayings.

Xiaoxia on the side frowned, and there was even a hint of panic in her expression.

If it had been a week ago, Xiaogang would have thrown up the whole armored pupa and vigorously advocated free love and the rock will to bravely pursue true love.

Although Xiaogang seems to have a nobler personality now, he still feels that something is not right...

...

"boom!"

Suddenly there was a loud noise from the horizon, as if something had exploded, and the three of them quickly looked towards the sky.

At some point, a giant insect-catching net appeared in the sky. It was so overwhelming that it caught countless bad butterflies in the net, unable to break free.

"Mimi..."

"Mimi..."

The giant net shrank, gathering nearly a hundred Bada butterflies into a ball, and tightly bound them.

Only a few Bada butterflies were lucky enough to escape the disaster, but they were frightened and the tree fell and scattered, flying around.

Looking along the source of the big net, the three of them saw a hot-air balloon-like machine suspended in the sky. The hot-air balloon turned out to be a giant meow head without much taste.

"who!?"

Xiaozhi shouted.

Unexpectedly, these words seemed to trigger some mechanism. Suddenly, the three of them felt colorful fireworks flashing in front of their eyes, and there seemed to be a heart-shaking explosion in their ears.

"I heard some miscellaneous fish asking who they are?"

"Since you asked the question sincerely!"

"We told him mercifully!"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"Meow meow meow!"

The Rockets trio, who have not appeared for a long time, posed in an elegant shape in the wooden frame suspended from the hot air balloon, and spoke cleanly and concisely.

Xiaozhi's eyes, which had not seen the three of them for a long time, first flashed with surprise, then with anticipation, and finally his expression suddenly changed, becoming very disappointed.

"That's it?"

Before, we had to protect world peace and enforce love and truth, and talked about a lot of evil, but now this?

As expected of you, you never disappoint.

"Hey, Team Rocket, you have no internal odor. Now let me ask again, can you please make it longer this time?"

Xiaozhi asked in a loud voice.

Xiaoxia Xiaogang: "?"

Why does it feel like this kid really appreciates the Rockets' opening remarks?

...

The three people on the hot air balloon were still posing, but these words reduced most of their momentum.

Gan!

Do you think they don't want to say a few more lines? Now the Rockets are at the forefront of the era of economic development. This is the most critical decade. Internal reforms are from top to bottom and they are sailing away.

The first thing to do is to block all the fancy opening remarks made by the lower-level staff.

They are very cautious in posing. If a passerby takes a photo and posts it to the Rockets official blog, they will be ktv'ed the next day.

"But the harvest is not bad."

The reason why we are catching bugs on a large scale here today is because the three of them happened to see it when they were idly scrolling through the headlines of Tokiwa after delivering the corporate team building report of the St. Anno.

"Weird! A mass ascension incident occurred in the eastern suburbs of Golden City, and the Elf Alliance fell silent after watching it..."

Seeing that the journey was not far away, the three of them came together.

"We only need to catch a hundred bad butterflies, and then when Boss Sakaki walks out of the company after a busy day, he will look up and see the shadows of butterflies dancing in the sky. He will definitely be very relaxed."

"What makes me so comfortable is the Meow Meow trio. They are indeed the pillars of Team Rocket and my most loyal right-hand man. I want to upgrade their Fearless Bronze status to Indomitable Silver Meow!"

Meowth imitated Boss Sakaki's tone and patted Musashi Kojiro on the shoulder.

Maybe Boss Sakaki can't help but dance with the butterflies.

The plan was very good. The three people quickly calculated it, prepared a plan, and wrote a budget. They built the giant network device that night and successfully implemented it today.

The three of them were very satisfied when they saw the big butterflies in the giant net screaming "Mimi, Mimi". There should be hundreds of them at one count.

However, they just took a quick look and found that the cooperation between the wild Bada butterflies was not yet tacit. It was shocking, but not beautiful and touching enough.

To put it simply, my dancing skills are not good enough.

They still want to take him back and train him properly, but He Fang'er is sabotaging their performance development?

The three of them frowned and looked towards the source of the sound with unkind expressions.

"Oh, it turns out it's the discerning little Guitou and the electric mouse from Qixing. Humph, they just arrived at your door!"

Musashi showed a cold gaze.

"And the little girl with the flat chest, tsk tsk, it still doesn't work."

Kojiro touched his chest muscles, covered his mouth and laughed.

Xiaoxia: "?"

"And the blind little ghost cat No. 2 we saw on the Santo Annuo, hey, why did he grow eyes?"

"That's truly a medical miracle."

"And why do I keep looking at those big eyes and have the urge to let go of the net...?"

Gan!

Sure enough, people who keep their eyes closed all the time can’t even open them!

The three members of Team Rocket quickly slapped their faces to prevent themselves from looking at Xiaogang again.

...

After some tossing and looking at the Pokémon tightly locked in the giant net, Xiaozhi finally realized what the main purpose was now.

"Hey, Team Rocket, release Bad Butterfly quickly!"

Musashi asked back: "Ah? Why did we let Bada Butterfly go?"

"Because catching Pokémon is... wrong?"

As he said this, Xiaozhi's originally firm statement suddenly turned into a question.

"That's really weird, little devil. If we made a mistake in catching your Electric Mouse, it's because Electric Mouse is your Pokémon. But these Butterflies are all wild now, so why can't we capture them?"

"Isn't that how you caught the armored pupa next to you?"

"You are quite funny, meow."

The three people's quarrel made Xiaozhi blush. He wanted to spit back but didn't know how to refute.

Yes, they were all about catching Pokémon. He had no problem catching them, but now Team Rocket has a problem catching them?

"No...I only caught one, but you caught 100..."

Xiaozhi's tone was obviously a little weaker, but he still accused him righteously.

"Is there any difference? I like it, can't I catch a few more?"

"I guess if you meet a Pokémon you like in the future, you will probably catch 30 of them at the same time."

Musashi Kojiro spread his hands and mocked.

"Nonsense! I definitely won't catch 30 of the same Pokémon!" Xiaozhi retorted again with a red face. As he spoke, he finally thought of how to refute and shouted quickly:

"We all used pokeballs to catch them, but you used giant nets. This is against the law!"

"Idiot, all the insect catching boys use nets to catch insects."

"Elf balls and nets are both technological tools, why should we look down on insect nets?"

"Do you know how hard the insect net works, meow?"

Xiaozhi: "..."

He quickly turned to the two seniors next to him for help.

Now it’s time to play with your mouth, naturally it’s 3V3!

Xiaogang blinked his big eyes and said doubtfully:

"Hey, although it's a bit unreasonable, I really don't know how to refute it."

Xiaoxia also frowned:

"The insect catching net is really working hard."

When it comes to talking, the Rockets have always been good at it.

Xiaozhi: "..."

When he came to his senses, he found that the situation seemed to have become 5v1?


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