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Chapter 79 I'm Too Difficult

Lanruo Temple was once a thousand-year-old temple with great incense outside Jinhua City.

It’s just that a few decades ago, the tree demon grandma killed the monks in this temple, and detained the lonely ghosts to serve as his accomplices, killing passers-by.

Gradually, this famous temple became a demon cave that people nearby talked about.

Time has passed and Lanruo Temple is no longer inhabited. Spider webs and dust slowly creep up the corners of the walls. The simple and magnificent Buddha statues in the past have also been eroded away by the years.

Such a large and famous temple was turned into a place where lonely souls and wild ghosts live.

Until this day, the long-sealed temple door was opened with a "bomb" kick.

Before the dryad grandmother in the secret room could react, Lu Bu's deep and deep voice sounded in the huge Lanruo Temple:

"That monster, why don't you come out and die!"

The blood energy as rich as the abyss and the sea behind him turned into a rainbow pillar, connecting the sky and the earth. With the finger of Fang Tian's painted halberd in Lu Bu's hand, it rushed straight towards the hiding place of the tree demon grandma.

"Where is the thief who dares to disturb grandma and my clean cultivation?"

After some sensing, he realized that there seemed to be only such a powerful warrior around him. Countless thick branches and vines emerged from the ground, turning into prisons to imprison Lu Bu inside.

At the same time, a figure dressed in colorful clothes and painted with makeup appeared in front of Lu Bu.

"Where did I think this madman came from? You are just a warrior, but you dare to offend me?"

"I think you are quite brave and brave. If you just surrender and choose to be my grandma, I will spare your life."

After seeing Lu Bu's face clearly, the Dryad's eyes lit up in vain, she covered her mouth with her sleeves, and burst out laughing.

The man's rough voice came out from the fluttering skirt, especially when paired with the withered and weathered man's face, the effect was comparable to 1118.

"Why don't you shut up a certain family if you are a dead demon? Remember, the one who kills you is Wen Hou Lu Fengxian!"

Being teased by Dryad Grandma made him furious. After all, any adult man with a normal orientation would inevitably become furious if he was suddenly teased by a rough-looking hermaphrodite, let alone Lu Bu, who was already rough-tempered.

But he didn't want to say more, so he immediately raised his halberd and came to kill him.

"Oh?"

In the chat group, Dongfang Bubai, who was watching the live broadcast, raised her eyebrows. She always felt that this new kid in the group seemed to be hinting at someone.

"You are looking for death! Grandma, I will hang you on a tree, suck your blood bit by bit, and let you watch yourself gradually die!"

The issue of face and gender has always been taboo, but Lu Bu suddenly took away the fig leaf. The dryad grandma's old face with heavy make-up looked as if she had opened a rouge shop, which was extremely ugly.

Thousands of tree vines emerged from the ground, like pointed spears, shooting straight at Lu Buchan.

"It's just a little trick!"

He let out a sigh of disdain and raised Fang Tian's painted halberd again. Lu Bu waved his arms, and the magic weapon was danced by him like a copper wall without any gaps.

Every chop, every stab, destroyed a branch with just the right force. As he ran all the way towards the tree demon grandma, not a single branch could temporarily slow down Lu Bu's pace.

"I don't know why you are so arrogant. It turns out that you boast of some capital."

With an increasingly ugly face and sarcastic words on her lips, Grandma Dryad's mana surged, and suddenly the tangled branches on the ground turned into human hands, grabbing Lu Bu's ankles off guard.

At the same time, the branches and vines that formed the prison suddenly tightened, and this posture was actually about to strangle Lu Bu in the tree ball.

"Bro~jun~five~style~"

A roar that seemed to come from hell came out from the tree ball, like a huge sea of ​​blood, which cut off the heavy blockade of the Dryad Granny.

Like a rainbow light escaping, Lu Bute, who had not yet exhausted his strength, raised his halberd and slashed at the tree demon grandma. Without waiting for the opponent to react, he stabbed, lifted, and slashed, directly smashing it into a rain of blood.

However, after killing the tree demon grandma's true form, Lu Bu still showed no sign of joy on his face.

He frowned and saw the feathers on his head trembling slightly. The man known as the ghost suddenly stabbed behind him with a halberd.

"Hey, you discovered all this, it's really amazing~"

There was the harsh friction sound of gold and iron, and Fang Tian's painted halberd accurately hit a flying leaf that sneaked up from behind.

Turning around, Lu Bu saw an empty hall.

If you look closely, you will see that the blood that just burst out from his fake body is not a cloud of blood, it is clearly a field of fallen leaves that was dispersed using a blinding technique.

"How dare you, a rat who only knows how to hide his head and tail, come out to fight with Lu?!"

Lu Bu's high-pitched voice resounded through the mountains, and Fang Tian's painted halberd went crazy destroying any place within sight that could hide his figure.

"I won't fight with you, a rough guy like you who doesn't know how to show mercy to women. You can just slowly wander around in the mountains like a black blind man~"

Deliberately dragging out a long and aggravated vibrato at the end of the words, looking at Lu Bu's impotent and furious face, the suffocation of the tree demon's grandmother who had been suppressed and beaten immediately disappeared a lot.

Hum hum, I can't beat him, is it possible that grandma can't hide from me?

Over the years, so many capable people and strangers have tried to get rid of his true body, but in the end, haven't they all turned into materials for him to perfect himself?

Why?

It's not because this mountain is his home field. When he can't defeat him, he only needs to dig into the ground to see which one is him among so many trees.

With this caution, he was able to escape from dangerous situations countless times.

Even Yan Chixia, the Sword Immortal of Shushan who repeatedly wanted to do justice for heaven, was still obediently led by her grandma and swallowed by his nose all the way.

It's a pity that the tree demon grandma who was about to run away didn't see the flash of compassion on Lu Bu's face, who was laughing angrily behind him.

Wouldn't it be nice to just have such a fun time with me? You have to run away to meet those idiots. Why can't you think about it?

Sure enough, just a moment

"Samadhi is really hot!"

"The Immortal King comes to Jiutian!"

"The pure land of Lingshan, the ancestral home of ten thousand Buddhas!"

Grandma Dryad, who ran away quickly, fell back in an even more embarrassing posture.

The monster body that had been tempered for thousands of years was almost cut in half by the Immortal King's sword. The Buddha's light, which was like a maggot on the tarsus, continued to hinder the healing of the wound. The long hair that had been carefully cared for was burned into a scabrous head by the true fire of Samadhi.

A square-shaped painted halberd followed closely behind and pierced in front of him. The dryad grandmother trembled in fright and subconsciously crawled two steps towards the door.

When he realized something was wrong, he quickly climbed back a step.

There was a wolf in front of her and a tiger behind her. For a moment, the tree demon grandma fell into a deep tangle.

Especially when I saw four figures, one short and three tall, walking in from the door with smiles. Especially the bald donkey who had been beaten the hardest before was chanting "Amitabha, I am compassionate", this feeling of despair was even more intense.

Reached the extreme

"It's so hard for me~"

A certain thousand-year-old demon who had dominated the area for dozens of miles lamented sincerely in his heart.




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