The little bully Zhou Tong is an important character in the funniest plot in the opening chapter of Water Margin. After all, not everyone has the opportunity to touch Lu Zhishen's bed (uh...). This guy wanted to forcefully marry the daughter of Taigong Liu of Taohua Village, but he was
When Hua Monk was violently beating you, he screamed "Why are you beating your husband!?" Xiao Tang still remembers peeking at Water Margin in class when he was a child. He couldn't help laughing when he saw this part. I guess Mr. Shi wrote this
For a while, he was smiling.
The pose Zhou Tong performed just now really frightened Xiao Tang. After all, his nickname "Little Overlord" is because he looks exactly like Xiang Yu, the legendary overlord of Western Chu. Others are easily intimidated by his appearance when they first meet him.
live.
But his ability... In Water Margin, he can't even compare to Li Zhong, the tiger general who performed in the arena, so how much higher can he be?
Zhou Tong looked at Xiao Tang and the others on his horse. When he saw Su Jinniang, his eyes immediately straightened. What a blessing! What a blessing! His grandma actually saw such a beautiful person explaining words in the wilderness.
A fragrant beauty!
Look at the girl again, her eyes are like peach blossoms under her light eyebrows, her cheeks are peach and her lips are sandalwood, her breasts are slightly swollen and her slender waist is graspable... The plain yellow linen shirt cannot cover that
Looking at the girl's delicate face, and then looking at Su Jinniang who was a little tired from the journey, Zhou Tong immediately felt a little pain in his heart.
He felt sorry for Su Jinniang.
These birds don't know how to care about beauty and beauty! Zhou Tong couldn't help cursing in his heart, if it were me, I would hold such a beauty in my hands for fear of falling, and hold it in my mouth for fear of melting, how could I let her sleep in the open air like this?
How hard is it? Since you can't take care of that beauty, then let me take care of it!
Su Jinniang noticed that the thief leader was staring at her. The thief leader who used to look majestic now looked like he had seen Chang'e's sister's brother pig, so she immediately hid behind Xiao Tang in shame.
Xiao Tang also saw Zhou Tongzheng looking at Su Jinniang intently and narrowly. He immediately became angry and said to himself that Jinniang had just expressed her feelings to me, and then you, a nymphomaniac, came to have her idea. I can still tolerate you.
?
Zhou Tong saw Xiao Tang holding Su Jinniang behind him, and Xiao Tang was glaring at him fiercely. Zhou Tong's face suddenly changed color. That little beauty has taken a liking to this pretty face? His grandma, I won't rob him.
What? I! Zhou Tong! Since I am called the Little Overlord! I should be like the Overlord of Western Chu, and only such a woman is worthy of being my Yu Concubine!
Zhou Tong pointed his gun at Xiao Tang and shouted: "I think this king has some good virtues in life. As long as I keep your money and that beauty, I will let you live! Please note that I will stab you seventeen or eighty with my gun."
A transparent hole is not a joke!"
Xiao Tang was infuriated by Zhou Tong. He took two steps forward and cursed at Zhou Tong: "You shameless lecher! If you have the ability to fight with me, what kind of hero can you be if you are just arrogant?"
How can one be timid in front of a beauty? When Zhou Tong heard this, he immediately dismounted from his horse, held a wet green gun in his hand, and shouted angrily: "Okay! I'll give you a chance to learn my marksmanship!"
Seeing this, Deng Fei hurriedly said to Xiao Tang: "Brother Xiao Tang, I don't know the depth of this man's kung fu. I'm afraid you might make a mistake. Why don't you let me deal with him?"
"Brother Deng, don't worry." Xiao Tang said: "My second brother Meng Wu has taught me martial arts, and I have worked hard at the Xiao family for a long time. Although I can't compare with the extravagant figures in the world, I just want to test my skills with this Zhou Tong.
skill!"
After that, Xiao Tang ignored Deng Fei's advice and walked straight towards Zhou Tong. Wu Song didn't say anything when he saw it, and threw the waist knife to Xiao Tang. Xiao Tang took the knife and chopped off Zhou Tong's head.
"Hehehehe, the madman is bold!" Zhou Tong shouted angrily with all his strength, holding a green gun in his hand, and then stabbed Xiao Tang. The two of them were in a group, and it was difficult to tell the winner for a while.
Before Zhou Tong died, he was taught a few marksmanship skills by a shabby martial artist, and recruited a dozen rogues to become their boss. He thought his marksmanship was comparable to that of the heroes in the green forest, so he gathered another forty or fifty people.
An idle man hanging out in the market planned to start a business without capital.
In fact, Zhou Tong's first purpose in joining Luocao as a bandit was to grab a beautiful girl to be his wife.
Zhou Tong, who lived in poverty in the past, was looked down upon by others since he was a child. He also knew that it was difficult to find a wife based on his family background. Zhou Tong, who was naturally very enthusiastic about his female compatriots, could only squat in a corner during market and temple fairs and look around.
The big girl who comes and goes has experienced eye addiction.
Near the village where Zhou Tong was located, there were often thieves and thieves coming and going to the dark brothels to drink wine. They were seen hugging their daughters and prostitutes, and they even boasted that they had robbed a stronghold in the village.
Madam, you have such a good appearance and waistline. Since then, Zhou Tong has been worried about his heart. Seeing that he was proficient in marksmanship (self-perception) and able to win over a group of subordinates, he made a grand ambition for himself:
Grab a beautiful woman to be your wife.
Although being on the pole is not a business, and being forced is not sweet, no one will ask Zhou Tong to propose marriage, and Zhou Tong doesn't know how to please a girl. Anyway, as long as I grab one, I will treat her well.
How long will it take for her to stop falling in love with me? Zhou Tong thought.
After meeting Su Jinniang, Zhou Tong knew that he could finally get what he wanted, but he was blocked by this hateful pretty boy. He must teach this guy a lesson so that he could show his authority in front of that little beauty! Think about it!
At this point, the Green Shen Spear in Zhou Tong's hand was dancing more and more urgently, but it was also getting stronger and longer, and Xiao Tang was temporarily at a disadvantage.
However, although Xiao Tang is currently very good at weaponry, even if he only has a glimpse of it, he often competes with Xue Yong, a spear-stick teacher who is good at using spears, in Xiaojiaji, and Wu Song, who is also very capable, gives guidance on kung fu, and can deal with opponents who use spears.
Especially thieves with little ability like the overlord Zhou Tong are not afraid of him.
Xiao Tang suddenly recalled Wu Song's sword moves against enemies with weapons. He swung his sword and slashed it on the barrel of Zhou Tong's gun. Then he slashed along the barrel of the gun. Seeing that he was about to be cut off by the steel sword, he held the gun.
Zhou Tong suddenly turned pale in panic, and in a hurry he immediately gave up and threw the spear.
Xiao Tang took the opportunity and swung his sword several times. Zhou Tong rolled around like a lazy donkey, then crawled to the ground and stood up. Xiao Tang threw out the steel knife in his hand, and Zhou Tong leaned over. The red concave scarf on his head was covered with
The steel knife flew out and sliced open the body, making it look like a mess.
Then Xiao Tang took out the nunchucks from his waist and rushed towards Zhou Tong. When Zhou Tong saw this, he immediately said in shock: "Hey, hey, why are you still using these weapons? Wait until I pick up the weapons and let's compete again."
Pass!"
Wait for your sister!
How did Xiao Tang pay attention to Zhou Tong's protest? He danced his nunchucks and hit Zhou Tong on the head and body. Zhou Tong was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms and screamed weirdly, which made him excited.
He put away his nunchucks and practiced all the martial arts taught to him by Wu Song on Zhou Tong: "Three consecutive iron legs!" "Tiger claw grabbing hand!" "Cloud pushing hand!"
Zhou Tong showed off his majesty with a few hand skills, but no one taught him the skills such as fists and kicks. He was completely unable to fight back under the overwhelming momentum of Xiao Tang, and he ran and danced around in circles like a giant monkey.
.Unable to resist, he had to shout: "Hero, we have something to say!"
And Xiao Tang, who had been trained and ravaged by Wu Song for many years, now finally has the opportunity to ravage others. How can this feeling be described in one word? In an instant, Xiao Tang's soul was blessed, taking advantage of the fleeing Zhou Tong's back.
Facing himself, he flew up with a kick, and used a self-taught "Butt Back Flat Sand and Falling Goose Style" to cover Zhou Tong's buttocks and kicked Zhou Tong hard. Zhou Tong let out a weird scream and threw himself on the ground.
It fell and the dog chewed the mud.
Zhou Tong's men were dumbfounded. They originally thought that the boss they were following was highly skilled in martial arts and had successfully robbed some lone merchants since they were beaten. After traveling far away to visit relatives, they even thought that they were on the road.
A good man who can eat well, but he didn't know that his leader could be such a pustule?
There were still a few minions who were about to come up to save people. Wu Song's eyes widened and he yelled angrily like thunder bursting out from between his teeth: "Young man, how dare you do this! If you don't know what's going on, the knife in Grandpa's hand is just in time to taste it again."
Taste blood!!”
Wu Song's momentum immediately shocked the gangsters. They threw down their guys one after another, knelt down on the ground, and begged for mercy: "Grandpa, spare your life! Hero, spare your life! I hope all heroes and heroes will be noble and let my king go!"
Not sure whether it was painful or too humiliating, Zhou Tong burst into tears, shrugged his shoulders, and cried so hard. Su Jinniang couldn't bear it when she saw it, and advised Xiao Tang: "Forget it... Look at him like that, it's too much."
How pitiful..."
When Zhou Tong heard what Su Jinniang said, he was even more sad and wanted to throw himself on the ground and cry loudly. Xiao Tang couldn't bear to argue with Zhou Tong when he saw how pitiful he was.
He only goes to steal his wife, but he is not bad at heart.
In the original work, he was defeated by Li Zhong during the robbery, and he did not rely on the large number of people to disadvantage Li Zhong, but he sincerely regarded Li Zhong as the leader of the village; although he wanted to steal the Taohua Village Taigong's daughter to be his wife, he was killed on the bed instead.
Lu Zhishen tortured him hard (uh...), but after Li Zhong and Lu Zhishen recognized each other, under Lu Zhishen's persuasion, he broke his arrow and swore an oath, and never went to Taohua Village again; Lu Zhishen suspected that he and Li Zhong were stingy
Being stingy, he robbed the gold and silver in the stronghold and went away. Li Zhong also planned to use the stolen property to compensate Zhou Tong. Zhou Tong said "Brother, I will die and live with you, so there is no need to argue".
go......
"Well, you and I can't be considered acquainted without fighting." Xiao Tang sighed: "You and I are actually not lucky enough to fight. If it were Brother Wu, Brother Deng, or Brother Yang, not only would they be better in kung fu,
My methods are much more ruthless than mine! We are in a hurry, so you can do whatever you want."
Zhou Tong's face was full of tears, blood and snot. He was a bachelor. He stood up and bowed to Xiao Tang. He said loudly: "If you lose, you lose. Please tell me that Zhou Tong also opened his eyes. I'm sorry."
If I want to make friends with you, why don't you come and stay in our village for a while because I'm a host?"
How can you be so embarrassed like this? Xiao Tang couldn't help but think: I just beat you up and you still want to invite us to dinner? How embarrassing this scene is. But just as he was about to refuse, Su Jinniang's stomach suddenly rumbled, and she immediately
He blushed and hid aside. After driving on the mountain road for days, Xiao Tang and others were actually hungry for a long time.
Even though he had just been beaten violently by Xiao Tang, Zhou Tong still glared at Xiao Tang with anger and complaint. He waved his hands and said angrily: "If you all look down on me, I, Zhou Tong, have nothing to say. But since you all
We are already exhausted, so why bother to reject me thousands of miles away?"
Wu Song and Deng Fei looked at each other, and Deng Fei said with a smile: "This guy is quite interesting, why not just accept his invitation." Wu Song shook his head and smiled, and said: "Why don't you go if you have wine and meat to eat?"
Yang Lin followed up, patted Xiao Tang on the shoulder and said, "This is a good saying: If you don't greet someone, you will have traveled forty miles in vain; if you greet someone, you will have traveled ten miles less." Since the head of the Zhou family wants to be with
Let's make a friend and accept this reputation. If we pass by this place in the future, it can be considered as a lot of care."
After saying that, Wu Song, Deng Fei and Yang Lin left Xiao Tang behind. Xiao Tang was staring blankly. When he saw Su Jinniang pursed her lips and smiled slightly, she nodded to him. Xiao Tang could only shrug his shoulders and follow Zhou Tong to his place.