Ji Qing and Sun Ning were preparing to return home, and Wu Ming and Wang Fan also joined in the fun. After lunch, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV and chatting to eat.
Wang Fan then said to Ju An: "Tomorrow, Wu Ming and I will go with Mr. Ji and his wife. I will take Wu Ming to my place for two days and take this guy to see the prosperity of New York.
Come stay with me at my house for a few days."
After hearing Wang Fan's words, Ju An said to Wu Ming: "Stay at home honestly at night and don't follow him out for a wander. Even if you end up following Cora when you go out, I might be able to get you in again."
In the police station, if you don’t have a tour of New York then, it will be a one-day trip to the police station.”
Ji Qing also smiled after hearing this and said: "Wang Fan just goes to some obscure places. When Wu Ming goes, you have to hold on and don't be led astray by him."
Wang Fan rolled his eyes and looked at the two people who were laughing and said angrily: "Brother, are you that kind of person? Everyone comes here and doesn't come to my place to rest. I'm not a hospitable person. I took Wu Ming with me.
Stay for two days."
Ju An said with a smile: "Take Wu Ming with you. Only Boss Ji and his sister-in-law are going back with the tour group. Originally, the three of them had a companion on the way. It's a good idea for you."
"What am I going to do here? Your horse will compete in a few days. Will you fly back as soon as the horse lands on the ground?" Wu Ming said to Ju An with a smile.
After hearing this, Ji Qing picked up the remote control and pressed it twice: "I'm going back now. The TV is full of birdsong all day long. I'm really not used to it. I want to go back and watch a few broadcasts to purify my mind."
Wang Fan burst out laughing when he heard this: "When you said this, I remembered that I know a Chinese who drives a car rental company. I rented the extended car from him last time. This guy said to me,
What types of Chinese people live in the United States?
The first outcome is for those who have done well, blended into the mainstream, become mayors or ambassadors to China, etc., and are scolded as traitors when they return home. The second outcome is for those who get married and have children in the United States, and do not do well or not.
, and regretted not catching up with domestic Dafa
Opportunities for development. Either those who are lamenting that they are not able to work as a deputy minister and have a mistress to make a living, or they are lamenting that they have not caught up with domestic listings and make a fortune. There are also those who are extremely unsatisfactory in the United States. They are easy to deal with.
Full of complaints about others
He talks about what is bad about the United States, but no one believes him. Then he says everything about the United States is good, and this guy turns into a traitor and a centrist. If Boss Ji stays in the United States, he will definitely be the second type of hater.
I didn’t become an official.”
This was the first time Ju An heard this statement. He thought about it and laughed: "This is the first time I have heard this, but I saw an online post some time ago, saying that the end of the world for Americans is not 2012 but
The Chinese are coming, the newspaper said. A Chilean-born person said that in the past, when I built a house to support my family, the price was hundreds of dollars less than that of white people, and the business was good. Who knew that when the Chinese came, the price was half that of their own, and they did a lot of work.
It was fast and good. Another Mexican said that I was planning to buy a house and had been saving for several years. When the Chinese came, they bought two houses and paid in full. After buying, they said it was really cheap, which caused the house prices to rise.
, which made him continue to save money, and then the Indians said that we Indians are smart, capable and can endure hardship, and we are considered second-class white people. But when the Chinese come, they are smarter than us and can endure hardship. The key is that they are taller than us.
white".
Wang Fan and Ji Qing laughed loudly when they heard this. Ju An followed up and said, "There is also the popular trend nowadays of giving birth in the United States. In the past, this matter was started by Mexicans. Now Chinese pregnant women live in luxurious villas.
At night, hundreds of children cry, making the entire neighborhood unbearable. A little American is born, and most of them are sent back to China to be raised, waiting to immigrate with their families when they grow up."
Wang Fan then said: "This is not a big deal. Americans have political asylum. In the past, as long as you said what you wanted to practice, or you had a second child, or you were a Catholic, you were attacked."
Persecution, these little lies mean nothing to the Chinese people. Hundreds of thousands of Chinese come to the United States every year. The US Immigration Service cooperated with them at the beginning. This guy’s hundreds of thousands every year shows that the human rights situation in the country is poor.
Ah, who knew that most of these hundreds of thousands are water?
This guy has been doing this for several years, making hundreds of thousands a year. Finally, the US Immigration Service couldn't stand it anymore and directly dispatched the police to shut down the asylum law firm suspected of fraud. In fact, this cannot be blamed on the US Immigration Service. It is said that the US Immigration Service is being politically persecuted.
Cry with
As if in tears, I walked out the door, turned around, held up a five-star red flag, sang the national anthem, and participated in the National Day Parade. I said I was a Catholic and turned around and went to the temple in Chinatown to offer incense to the Buddha and thank him for his kindness.
Bless you, I got my green card.”
Ji Qing and Wu Ming's stomachs hurt from laughing. They laughed and said: "This guy is too crazy, what he said is so exaggerated."
Wang Fan said: "Actually, it doesn't matter. The funniest thing is the fake marriage. A couple pretends to be divorced, and then marries someone from China. Each person charges tens of thousands of yuan or something, waits for the green card, and then gets married again.
Divorced and then remarried, this guy watched
The U.S. government didn't care. Finally, it got brave enough and started putting ads in newspapers. It's too arrogant. If the Americans don't care anymore and continue to engage in political asylum, it probably won't take twenty years for Boss Ji to come to the United States again.
Wandering around speaking Chinese."
Wu Ming laughed and rolled on the sofa while saying: "These guys are so talented, they can think of all this."
Wang Fan continued: "I guess these foreigners are nostalgic for the time of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, when all Chinese people were locked up and not allowed to wander around. In this way, intelligence can only be kept within China."
It’s frustrating.”
"Some things were not done by the Chinese at the beginning, but when they got into the hands of the Chinese, they were immediately carried forward. Now the entire immigration is intensive and industrialized. To take advantage of the loopholes, those stupid South Americans and South Asians
It’s really not enough. What can a stupid person do? If it weren’t for the fact that the IQ of us Chinese people is comparable to that of the Jews,” Wang Fan said with a smile to the two people staggering around on the sofa.
Ju An also laughed when he heard this, shook his head and said: "These people are really, who came up with these crooked ideas?"
Wu Ming said at this time: "I also know a domestic thing. In the past, because Southern Province was close to the sea, the whole village's strong labor force came to the United States to work illegally and then make money and send it back home, and the whole village was left.
Old and young, in the end it was the government that expanded its control and was able to contain it.”
Ji Qing held his stomach and said: "I think we shouldn't control it at all, but should vigorously promote it. There are so many people in the country, so it would be good to let more people out and spread their branches. If you stay in the country, you will still consume food. This
If the government loosens its grip a little, it won’t be long before the United States can no longer bounce back.”
Wang Fan said: "Kangaroo country is almost here, and Canada is also in danger. Now there are Chinese towns in some places in the United States. If you go and see, all the Chinese are spoken, even the store signs are in square characters. This year, white Americans
For the first time, the birth rate of children is lower than that of other Americans. This guy looks at the United States and is about to fall."
Ju An shook his hand and said: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me when you and Wu Ming will go to cheer for Naughty Bag, will you go to Kentucky with me and Dinah or what?"
Wang Fan shook his head and said: "Why are we going so early? We can just fly there that day. Cora, Wu Ming and I will go directly to the racecourse. After watching the show in the evening, we will fly back to New York directly. There is no need to book a hotel for us."
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"Didn't we agree to play for two days, but things changed this night? Why are you in such a hurry? Don't you have nothing to do in such a hurry?" Ju An raised his eyebrows and said.
"I don't have any problems. The key is that Cora really doesn't have much time. This shabby policeman does this job. He doesn't get much salary and has a lot of shit to do," Wang Fan complained.
Ji Qing smiled at the side and said: "Since you and Cora are getting along well, you should also get married if you rush in. It is the right thing to spread the branches and leaves of the ancestors of Yanhuang. After getting married, let Cora
Quit your job and just focus on having children at home.'
Just as they mentioned the children, Dinah and Sun Ning had already cleaned up the kitchen. Sun Ning heard this and said to Ji Qing: "What are you talking about? Why did you mention the children? I
"Didn't I tell you that we will have children in a few years, and you bring it up again?" You said it like a barrage of words.
Wu Ming looked at the embarrassment on the boss's face and explained: "It's not about you, it's about Wang Fan. The boss is urging him to get married quickly and have children as soon as possible."
After hearing this, Sun Ning pulled Dinah out of the house and started playing in the yard with a bunch of little things.
As soon as Dinah and Sun Ning left the house, Wang Fan smiled and said to Ji Qing: "This guy! You are just talking about me in terms of feelings. Why have you been so late for so many years? You just want to push me into the pit of fire first.
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Ji Qing shook his head and sighed: "Hey! This is something that every family has a hard time remembering. My mother thought about having a grandchild, but Sun Ning didn't really want to have children early. I am caught in the middle and suffer from both sides. Not only
My mother and even my mother-in-law are urging me to have a child, but Sun Ning has to wait for two years. What can I do if her belly grows on her body?"
Looking at the boss's face, he probably wanted to have a child as soon as possible. When Ju An heard this topic, he became bored and said to Ji Qing: "You've been here for a while and just played with the cow."
I haven’t seen much, so how about today I’ll take you to see the pastures of some of my friends, Old Taylor, and see their cattle. How about you listen to their opinions when deciding what kind of cattle to raise?”
Ji Qing then nodded: "Well, let's go see the cows today." After saying that, everyone got up from the sofa. Ju An called Taylor, and they drove to see the cows raised in Taylor's ranch.
Cow.(To be continued..)
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