Chapter four hundred and fiftieth chapters scattered
When I walked to the living room, I saw the phone lying aside and answered it: "I'm An!".
Nien on the other end of the phone smiled: "Professor Norman just called me and said that he had sent me the owner's information. Are we free to go look at the house together in the afternoon?"
"This man moves really fast." Ju An smiled and sat on the armrest of the sofa: "The road in the town is open this afternoon? How to get there if it is not?".
"The road to the town has been open for a long time. I'm in my office now," Nien coughed twice and said to Ju An.
"Uh!" Ju An laughed awkwardly, unable to say anything even if he asked Nien to look at the house alone. He paused for a second or two and said, "Okay! At two o'clock in the afternoon, we will be in your office.
Let's meet." Just as he said this, his cell phone rang again in his pocket. Ju An took it out and saw that it was Wu Ming's cell phone: "That's all right, I still have a phone number. If there's no problem, I'll hang up."
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"What's going on? Call me now" Ju An answered Wu Ming's cell phone and asked.
Wu Ming smiled and said: "I heard that there was a bad snowstorm at your place? I just called to express my condolences. Is there any damage to the ranch?"
"It's your uncle! Looking at your lewd laughter and offering condolences, you must be gloating! You are asking the wrong person. Is there any damage to my brother's pasture? On the contrary, the cows are more energetic. They eat delicious food. I'm so angry.
You bastard." Ju An walked towards the back door.
"Looking at how quick and easy you are in swearing, on behalf of all the people in the country, I would like to express my deep condolences to the United States for the snow disaster," Wu Ming said with a haha.
Ju An was very happy after hearing this: "What do I want to tell you? If you have something to say, just say it's okay. I'm going to hang up the phone now. It's a waste of a lot of money per minute to spend on talking nonsense to you."
"I'll pay for this, okay?"
"Don't waste your time talking nonsense with you, buddy? I'm spending hundreds of thousands of dollars just talking nonsense with you this minute?" Ju An scolded with a smile.
Wu Ming laughed loudly: "No more nonsense, we really want to express condolences to the American people. Let Taylor clean up all the rooms in the hotel. This group is big, and we are going to play there for twelve
Three days”.
"What are you doing here at this time? Watching the snow? It's hard to ride a horse! The snow in the wild is as deep as an adult's thighs," Ju An said to Wu Ming.
"I just came here to play in the snow! They are all old customers. They said that there is not much snow in the winter in Jiangnan. It is not fun but in Montana. You can play sledding and sleep in Indian tents. Now Taylor has created many projects
,Forget it, I guess you don’t know either." Wu Ming said with a smile.
"I'm so idle! If you want to sleep in a tent, just set up one in a park. Isn't it the same as going sledding to the north? The money has gone into the pockets of the Americans and profiteers like you."
"No businessman, no traitor. You are much better than my brother. Taylor's cell phone can't be connected today. You can talk to Taylor later." Wu Ming said with a smile.
Ju An listened to a burst of female giggles on the phone, and immediately frowned: "It's so late, and there is a woman next to you. Do you have a mistress?". What kind of mistress does someone else care about?
He didn't want to take care of it. If Wu Ming caused trouble in the family, Ju An would have to say something no matter what.
After hearing this, Wu Ming said happily: "What mistress? It's the junior sister we had Chaos with last time, the one named Lu Ting. Look at what you said, bro, am I that kind of person? Xiao Min is already in the car."
After saying that, I heard Wu Ming say: "Honey! Hurry up and say something, it's about your husband and my reputation."
Then a long-drawn "squeak~~~~!" came from the microphone. Ju An was relieved when he heard that it was Duan Xiaomin's voice: "I said Duan Xiaomin, you are not a mouse, what are you saying!
I thought your voice sounded nice."
"You are the rat. We are taking Lu Ting to sing together. Don't you know? The dormitory where Lu Ting lives now is the same dormitory that I used to live in. Do you think it is a coincidence?" Duan Xiaomin said happily.
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"Yeah! Yeah! What a coincidence!" Ju An agreed and quickly changed the topic. When he encountered a woman who was in high spirits and wanted to talk to someone, he should immediately get out of the way, otherwise he would bear the consequences. He immediately said: "Then you still have to talk to someone.
If there is anything, I will hang up if there is nothing."
Wu Ming grabbed the phone: "I haven't talked to you about the accusation of slandering me just now. How are you going to solve it?".
"I'm not going to solve it! If you want to sue me, just do it. If you want to sue, hurry up! I'm going to see the place with the lawyer soon. The lawyer is almost growing hairy. He was complaining about his hair some time ago.
The client is too honest. He can't earn hourly fees." Ju An immediately acted like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Wu Ming was stunned: "Forget it! I'm afraid of you Americans. I'm fine. Remember to inform me of my words. Goodbye." After that, he hung up the phone.
Ju An listened to the beep coming from the phone and hung up the phone. When he turned around, he saw Dinah looking at him and covering her mouth with a smile. Ju An explained: "Wu Ming now looks like a nouveau riche.
With his face, I hung up the phone before I said goodbye. The next time I see him, I will drag him out and shoot him ten times."
Cora looked at Ju An and said with a smile: "Sometimes I really can't understand you Chinese men, just like your relationship with Wang Fan. Sometimes it even makes me think that you two are better than biological brothers. It's almost like homosexuality."
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The hair on Ju An's body stood up: "Don't talk nonsense, I love my wife." Ju An immediately and righteously drew a clear line between the term gay.
He explained: "This kind of emotion is called loyalty in our Chinese culture!" He suddenly remembered the words of the teacher in Mr. Xing's movie, and immediately spoke quickly: "I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and an old cow on my waist. The dragon is on my chest."
, if someone stands in the way of someone, he will kill someone; if someone stands in the way of a Buddha, he will kill the Buddha."
This sentence was spoken very quickly, and it slipped out of my mouth. Don't say it was in Chinese, I could only say hello, thank you! Cora was busy eating, etc. Even Dinah's eyes widened when she heard it.
Looking dazed, Ju An took this opportunity and walked out of the living room, leaving the two women in a daze.
Outside, the father and his three grandchildren had already piled up the snowmen. There were six big ones in the back and three small ones in the front. From Ju An’s perspective, the several connected snowmen suddenly looked like they were there.
Ju An was shocked. What kind of snowman was this? The placement of several snowmen looked like a gift to his ancestors.
They are the little grave bags of the ancestors at the time of the grave. That one is the great-grandfather, that one is the great-great-grandfather. Ju An stared and counted in his mind. After thinking about it, the hair on his body immediately stood up. He shook twice to drive away the thought.
Go out, if the ancestor's grave bag came to the United States overnight, it would definitely scare the shit out of Ju An.
This angle was not very good. Ju An felt chilled when he looked at it. He immediately changed the angle. Well, it looked much better now. Although his face was a bit weird, it would be nice if the feeling of grave marks was gone. This weirdness would be enough.
Endured it.
"Dad! Look how beautiful the snowman we and grandpa built is," Xiao Chi ran over and took Ju An's hand and said.
Ju An looked at his smiling son, and thought to himself that if he took you to kowtow at the grave of your ancestors, you would know how scary it was just now, but you couldn't say this to your child, so he nodded to his son: "It's really good.
But I need to modify my tapered body.
It will be even better." After saying that, he took the shovel from his father's hand and shoveled the bodies of several snowmen into columns and cones. Then he looked away and looked at it. Sure enough, he felt much better. He held the shovel in his hand proudly.
He asked the three children: "Doesn't it look much better now?"
The three little people immediately clapped their hands. With this little slap, Chongzhang and several troublemakers were called over. When they saw a few snowmen, they immediately came up to Chongzhang. Clockwork sniffed them with his nose, and then raised his head.
He stood up on his hind legs and peed at Wang Fan's snowman next to him.
Xiaohu quickly drove the clockwork away, and Nini followed suit and pushed the four troublemakers to Teddy's side. Now Teddy was rolling in a nest surrounded by snow, looking happy and satisfied.
Regardless of whether the body was covered with snowflakes, half of the bear's face was dyed white by snowflakes, and four clockworks were driven away.
Come on, immediately make Teddy's nest a mess. Teddy stares at the troublemakers, not moving, his head covered with snowflakes shaking rapidly from side to side, looking stupid. Ju An and
The father laughed at Teddy's cute look, and the three little kids also laughed when they saw Teddy's appearance.
Ju An and his father just stood aside. Nini made a snowball and patted it on Duoduo's head. The two younger ones also imitated their elder sister and patted the snowballs on the heads of Clockwork. To put it bluntly,
The thing that holds the most snowballs is the clockwork, and the almost half-black mane on the neck is filled with little snowflakes.
When it comes to fun, Nini is older and has more tricks. She squats on the ground and pulls the tail of the clockwork, letting the clockwork drag her to ski. After the clockwork drags around, she becomes unhappy and yells at Ju An in a low voice.
, Ju An smiled at Nini and said: "Don't pull the tail of the clockwork, it will hurt him." Ju An only heard that the tiger's tail is powerful, but he has never heard that the lion's tail is also powerful, so he might as well let Ni Ni
Ni let go of the spring. It would be bad if the spring was damaged.
Nini obediently put down her tail, hugged Chongzhang's neck and stretched her hands into Chongzhang's mane: "I'm sorry, Clockwork." As soon as she finished speaking, she said to Xiaochi and Xiaohu: "Brother, come quickly, Clockwork
It’s so warm inside my neck.”
Seeing the two little kids wearing round clothes, they ran to Clockwork and put their little hands into Clockwork's mane. Xiaohu immediately nodded and said, "It's really warm. Why doesn't Huahua have a mane?"
Mao? Could it be that female lions are not afraid of the cold?".
From the cold sweat on Ju An's head, he guessed that a wild lion had never even seen snow, so why was it talking about whether it was afraid of the cold?
"Dad! Grandpa, come and play together," Xiaohu shouted to Ju An and his grandpa. In this way, Ju An and his dad also joined in and followed the clockwork with a few troublemakers. Anyway, there was snow on the grass now, so he fell down.
It didn't hurt anyone, and after playing for a while, it turned into three kids riding a lion and leopard. The two of them were really not interested in carrying people, so they dispersed in a hurry.