Two thousand cannons opened their mouths and cursed at the same time, and the shouts and curses suddenly resounded throughout the battlefield! The players are all veterans of the invasion network for more than ten years, and they have countless experiences of trolling in their minds, especially the blood-clothed guards, who are not here
Have you ever squirted on someone? That's what these grassland ruthless men can't compare to.
At the beginning, he was relatively reserved. He just said a few curse words, betrayal, arrogance and so on. Zeng Yi felt a little embarrassed and said loudly: "I said, just have some snacks! The customer has paid for it, we can't
It's so perfunctory! Be more cruel!"
Then it became a review of classic quotes from internet trolls!
"There are hundreds of red flowers, and humans are different from dogs. Yelu Zhongyuan, you old dog!"
"Yelü Zhongyuan! You are a piece of shit, you will turn into shit if you hook up with some gravy!"
"If Yelu Khan throws a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at the Khan. Who do you think you are? Yelu Chongyuan, you are worse than a dog!"
"You actually compared father and son with a dog! Have you ever considered the dog's feelings?"
"Yeah... Yelu... Zhongyuan, you... you..."
Zeng Yi grabbed Yin Yang Xiao Ming, who had not farted for a long time, and said, "Xiao Ming, go and give some water to the brothers. After scolding for so long, the brothers are all thirsty!"
"Big brother... senior brother, I... I also... want to practice... practice my eloquence!"
"Be good! Be obedient. You will lower the average level of your brothers' talking power!"
"..." Yin Yang Xiaoming quietly went to distribute water!
Yelu Hongji and others were dumbfounded. They finally understood the profoundness of the Central Plains culture! They even cursed people so many times!
After cursing and cursing, the topic turned to Yelu Hongji's son, the Khitan's Nanyuan King, saying that he had cheated on his father's concubine and used his father's power to do evil. These words were obviously an attempt to provoke the relationship between his father and son. Once
No matter where the topic leads, I can't stand it anymore. The more they talk, the more explicit they become. Some guys even start to describe what happened to Yelu Zhongyuan and his son. Of course, the plot is the plot of the island country movie in their minds!
The shouts and curses spread for miles, and many of the hundreds of thousands of sergeants on both sides heard clearly. When they heard such explicit words, the soldiers listened with their ears pricked up, but they did not dare to show it on their faces. They all raised their chests and raised their heads.
He stood there as if he was indifferent, looking very funny!
Yelu Zhongyuan was riding on the horse, his eyes widened angrily, and he pointed at Zeng Yi and others, "You, you guys!... Poof!" Yelu Zhongyuan was so angry that he vomited blood and fell off the horse!
Zeng Yi and others were stunned, "Damn! You can curse people to death like this! This guy is too petty! Do you still want to rebel?"
Yelu Hongji was also stunned and turned to be overjoyed. If Yelu Chongyuan died like this, it would be much easier for him to suppress the rebellion!
But he was disappointed. With the support of Yelu Zhongyuan's son, Yelu Zhongyuan struggled a few times and stood up again. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and stared at Yelu Hongji with gritted teeth! Then with a wave of his hand, the enemy troops suddenly separated.
, rolled out dozens of cars and arrived at the imperial camp. As soon as the cars stopped, the sergeants accompanying the cars pulled out dozens of women. Some had white hair, some were still young, and they were all very expensive. These women
As soon as he got out of the car, Yelu Hongji shouted: "Mother, mother! My son caught the traitor and cut his body into pieces to vent his anger for you old man."
Seeing this situation, Zeng Yi also knew that scolding would have no effect, so he waved his hand: "Brothers, call it a day!" Everyone retreated to the back, leaving the battlefield to both NPC parties.
The old woman with a gray head was Yelu Hongji's mother, Empress Xiao, and the others were the concubines and princesses. When Yelu Chongyuan took Hongji to lead his army on an expedition, he surrounded the Forbidden Palace and captured Yelu Hongji's family, wife, children, and children.
Wait until he is captured.
In fact, under normal circumstances, Yelu Chongyuan would not have dared to rebel, but this time the invasion of Gur Khan's army gave him a very good opportunity! When Yelu Hongji set off for the expedition, Yelu Chongyuan began to prepare. When he learned the news,
Saying that Yelu Hongji was at an overall disadvantage, he took action directly. He originally thought that Yelu Hongji would die on the battlefield, but no one expected that Yelu Hongji would actually come back with an army!
Yelu Hongji and his mother said loudly: "My son, don't think about the old woman and his wife and children, and work hard to defeat the bandits and kill the thieves!" Dozens of soldiers pulled out long knives and placed them on the necks of the concubines. The young concubines immediately
Crying in panic.
Yelu Hongji was furious and shouted: "Shoot all the women who are crying to death!" There was a whistling sound, and more than ten feathered arrows were shot out, and the crying and shouting concubines were killed by the arrows.
Zeng Yi and others looked at Yelu Hongji in surprise. They didn't expect him to be so ruthless, but she was his wife? Zeng Yi sighed, "Ruthless is the most imperial family!" After sighing, he poked the madman next to him, "Hey!
Madman, you must have a lot of women, how do you deal with them?"
The madman said embarrassedly: "Well, that's not what you think. I haven't been in love yet!" As he said this, he secretly glanced at the conductor next to him!
"Damn it! You can't be really passionate!" Zeng Yi shuddered all over. He quietly took a few steps away from the two of them, thinking: "Fuck! There is Lin Pingzhi in the unit, and these two guys are in the gang, I have no idea.
Being bent, I am determined!"
Yelu Hongji's mother shouted without any fear: "My son shoots well! Shoots well! The inheritance of our ancestors must not be destroyed in the hands of traitors."
Seeing that his sister-in-law was so stubborn, Yelu Chongyuan not only failed to intimidate Yelu Hongji, but also shook the morale of his own troops. He issued an order: "Put these women into the car and get out." The soldiers escorted the women into the car again.
After pushing into the formation, he then gave the order: "Take the enemy's family members into battle!"
The rebels separated again, and rows of men, women, and children were pulled out from behind the formation. Suddenly, there was loud crying in the two armies. Seeing this group of people, Lieutenant General Yeluhongji's army panicked. It turned out that this group of old, young, women, and children were...
They are all the family members of Lieutenant General Yelu Hongji!
The rebel general shouted: "You are all our Khitan heroes, how can you helplessly watch your family members suffer again? All your children have been taken in. Those who surrender can be reunited with their family members, promoted to the third level, and receive a reward."
.If you don’t surrender, the new emperor will have all these family members killed together!”
Yelu Zhongyuan's move was really cruel. The morale of Yelu Hongji's army, which had been victorious at first, was greatly shaken, but now its morale was unstable! If Yelu Hongji didn't think of a way, some people might choose to surrender, and they would follow Yelu Hongji through life and death.
, isn’t it just for your family to live well? In the face of such a situation, all respect for the emperor and righteousness are all bullshit! (To be continued.)
