Zeng Yi was deeply afraid that Xiao Xuehua was shy and said that she didn't like him. That day, Shantong Lao would definitely tear him apart! At this time, he had to pretend that they liked each other!
Zeng Yi was worried when he saw Xiao Xuehua nodded despite being shy. He felt relieved immediately, but then his balls ached. Since the two of them admitted that they liked each other due to formality, the old witch wanted the two of them again.
marry!
When Tianshan Child Elder saw Xiao Xuehua, she nodded and said with a smile: "Well, in that case, you get married tonight!"
Zeng Yi made his last struggle and puffed out his chest and said: "I have nothing to do, but I have to tell my parents about the important matter of marriage, otherwise it would be too unfilial! If we don't wait until we report it to our parents, then..."
Tianshan Child Elder looked at Zeng Yi as if she were an idiot. She couldn't bear it when she heard the report about her parents, and interrupted Zeng Yi directly: "Do you have parents here?"
This sentence made Zeng Yi half-dead. Only then did Zeng Yi react, "Damn it! I was so frightened by the wedding that I completely forgot that this is in a game! There is nothing in the game, just get married!"
Putting aside the fear in his heart, Zeng Yi suddenly figured out why this old witch wanted Zeng Yi to marry Xiaoxuehua. She was definitely hurt by Xiaoyaozi when she was young, so she didn't want her only apprentice to suffer the same fate as her!
Zeng Yi regained his composure and asked: "Um, do you see the life and death talisman on my body?"
"As long as you get married, you will be the son-in-law of my Lingjiu Palace, and I will naturally release the life and death talisman for you!"
In the evening, the Lingjiu Palace was decorated with lanterns and colors to prepare for the wedding of the two people. Ancient weddings roughly followed the process of six rites, with only some differences between the traditional and the simple. However, no matter how different the customs are, there is generally a relatively unified step.
: One is to talk about the marriage, the other is to make an engagement, the third is to welcome the bride, and the fourth is to consummate the marriage - some marriages will also have a fifth step, which is to cancel the engagement.
The process is roughly as follows: First, the bride and groom are introduced, and then both parties thank their parents for their upbringing. Then the groom thanks the girl's parents. After consent, the girl's parents put the girl's hands on the groom's. Then the groom takes the bride home and carries out the tradition.
Ceremony: One bow to heaven and earth, two bows to the high hall, and the couple bow to each other. After the ceremony is completed, they are sent to the bridal chamber, and the two are officially married.
The wedding of two people is very simple. Without the above things, it is impossible to have it. How can you get parents in this game? Moreover, in the game, you cannot let the players have a wedding according to the traditional ceremony in the game.
, the player's virtue, change partners every three days, it's not too troublesome to die!
The previous steps were omitted, and the two of them worshiped directly. Xiao Xuehua wore a phoenix crown on her head, a red scarf on her face, a red shirt on her upper body, an embroidered red robe on her coat, a neck collar, a Tianguan lock, a demon mirror on her chest, and a shoulder shawl.
Xia Pei, with a descendant bag on her shoulders and "fixed silver" wrapped around her arms; wearing a red skirt, red trousers, and red satin embroidered shoes, she is charming, dressed in red, and beaming with joy. Compared with Zeng Yi, who is much more shabby, just wearing a red brocade dress,
There was nothing we could do about it. The clothes were purchased by the Lingjiu Palace. It was for Xiao Xuehua’s sake that Zeng Yi was not allowed to wear night clothes.
They bowed to Gaotang, and Gaotang was naturally Tianshan Child Mother. The couple bowed to each other, and then Tianshan Child Mother announced that they were married!
Then the system prompt came, the system prompts: The player and the player Snowflake are officially married. (After becoming husband and wife, both players practice the dual cultivation method, and the effect increases by two levels!)
"You're getting married?... It feels like it's not a big deal!" Zeng Yi looked at the system prompts and thought to himself. Zeng Yi didn't know much about the dual cultivation method and had never seen it before, but I guess
, it’s probably some kind of martial arts like combining two swords together, the love sword, or something like that?
Now that the two of them had successfully married, Tianshan Child Elder did not embarrass Zeng Yi and casually removed the life and death talisman from his body.
After that, the two of them were sent to the bridal chamber. On the way, Zeng Yi even complained that the Tianshan boy was too stingy. The apprentice gave a verbal blessing for the wedding, but it was not practical at all. He said that he didn’t think about himself, and who else?
There is no betrothal gift for getting married! The bridal chamber is still Xiaoxuehua’s room, but the single bed has been replaced by a double bed. People say that the four great joys in life are the nectar after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and the nomination for the gold list. However, there was
Yi didn't feel anything at all, except for the pain in her balls!
The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Xiao Xuehua, who was originally very lively, was still sitting there with a red face and said nothing. Seeing Xiao Xuehua's blushing expression, Zeng Yi couldn't help but get embarrassed again, "Hey! Since we
We are all married, is it time for the bridal chamber?" He said and poked his hand obscenely.
When Xiao Xuehua saw Zeng Yi's wretched expression, she forgot about her shyness. She raised her head and rolled her eyes at him: "Humph! Uncle stinky, don't push yourself too hard. I only agreed to marry you to save you!"
The bridal chamber is impossible. Zeng Yi is afraid of being struck by lightning. Without the consent of female players, even if they get married, nothing can be done! Zeng Yi once again complained in his heart about the game's discrimination against male players!
After this fight, the atmosphere was no longer awkward. Seeing that the night was getting late, Xiao Xuehua said: "Uncle! I'm going offline now. Remember to go shopping with me tomorrow!" After saying that, he went offline.
!
Xiaoxuehua was offline. Zeng Yi sat on the chair and looked at Xiaoxuehua lying on the bed as if sleeping. He sighed: "I must have owed this girl in my previous life!" On the wedding night, the bride was in bed.
is offline, Zeng Yi can’t have a wedding by himself, he’s also offline!
After going offline, Zeng Yi quickly woke up the three of them. The three of them looked at Zeng Yi with a sad look on his face. The fourth child asked: "What's wrong? I've been robbed of my first kiss by a girl again?"
"It's worse than that!"
The third child was startled and said, "Isn't your first night taken away from you?"
"......I am married!"
The three of them looked at Zeng Yi in surprise. After a while, the third child said, "Damn it! Is that blind girl married to you?"
"You all know this, little snowflake!"
"Damn it! You took that chick down? Damn it, you're crazy about your dick. His sister is so beautiful!"
Zeng Yi cried with a sad face: "What a shame, you got married just to survive!"
When the three heard that there was a hidden secret, they immediately asked Zeng Yi. Zeng Yi told him about being caught by the Tianshan Child Lao. The three laughed loudly and said that Zeng Yi deserved to be caught and raped!
The next day, Zeng Yi went online early in the morning and took the Tianshan Cold Jade from Tianshan Tonglao. If he was discovered, there would be no explanation! Now that the life and death talisman on his body has been released, hurry up and leave! (Unfinished)
