Jiang Li's legs seemed to be stepping on clouds, floating fiercely. She raised her little head and stared at Feng Siye intently. After a long while, she said, "Who are you?"
"..."
Feng Siye frowned.
How could his drinking capacity be so bad? After drinking two glasses of red wine, he didn’t even recognize him.
"I'm your boyfriend."
"Nonsense." Jiang Li said, "I don't have a boyfriend."
"Now there is."
"..."
The two people were extremely close. Jiang Li looked directly at his face, not knowing what he was thinking. Just when Feng Siye was about to push her away, Jiang Li suddenly raised his hand and touched his face.
"Oh, it's so slippery."
"..."
Feng Siye was stunned, was he... being teased?
Drunk Jiang Li had no idea what she was doing. Seeing Feng Siye lowering his eyes and showing no reaction, her hand fell on his eyelids again, "Your eyelashes are really long."
"..."
"She looks so good-looking, like a doll."
"Edi Niang!"
Feng Jiuci couldn't help but exclaimed. Seeing his brother's stern gaze, he touched his nose and said innocently, "You can't blame me. This is the first time I heard someone say you look like a doll. This word is really weird to describe you."
It’s so scary.”
As soon as he spoke, Jiang Li's eyes fell on his face.
Seeing Feng Jiuci, her eyes suddenly lit up, "Wow... Miss, you are more beautiful. Your skin is white and rosy, like a peach, which makes people want to take a bite."
Feng Jiuci gritted his teeth, "Miss?"
Jiang Li sincerely praised, "You are so beautiful."
"..."
Feng Jiuci was about to vomit blood.
No man likes to be described as "beautiful".
In order to prevent more shocking words from Jiang Li's mouth, he decisively took Jiang Yuchen, who had turned into a puddle of mud, into his room, and made up his mind never to come out again.
"Hey, why is he gone?"
Feng Siye's expression remained unchanged, "I'm embarrassed."
"Oh." Jiang Li shook his head, "Young ladies these days are really inexperienced in flirting."
"..."
Feng Siye's eyes flashed, "What's the point of teasing the young lady? If you want to flirt, just flirt with the little brother."
"who?"
"I."
Jiang Li raised his head and looked at him with misty eyes, "You look familiar."
Recognized him?
Just when I thought this, I heard the second half of Jiang Li's sentence, "You look...how come you look so much like my son."
"..."
Feng Siye gritted his teeth, "It's your son who looks like me."
Jiang Li was immersed in her own world and didn't hear what Feng Siye was saying at all. She suddenly held his face and said, "Oh, oh, oh, son, how come you have grown so big in the blink of an eye? I must be dreaming."
She pinched Feng Siye's arm and said blankly, "It doesn't hurt. I'm really dreaming."
"..."
Of course it won't hurt if you're not pinching yourself.
Just when Feng Siye was about to say something, Jiang Li suddenly burped, "Oh, I know, I was dreaming about what my son will look like when he grows up."
"..."
"My good son, call me mom."
Veins popped up on Feng Siye's forehead. He couldn't bear it and pressed Jiang Li's shoulders, saying in a deep voice, "I am Feng Siye!"
Drunk Jiang Li was so frightened that she trembled. She pushed him away, but her feet were a little soft. She held on to the dining table to steady her body, pointed at him and complained tearfully, "You are cruel to me!"
"I don't……"
"The traitor!"
"..."
Feng Siye took two deep breaths and decided that he would never let her drink again in the future.
He held her arm and said, "I'll take you to the next door to rest."
"I can walk without your help."
"I know how to wrestle."
"No." Jiang Li rolled his eyes, "How about we make a bet?"
"What to bet on?"
"Just bet on whether I can fall. If I can walk home without falling, you can call me daddy. How about that?"
"..."
Other women would have romantic love stories when they were drunk. Why was she so keen on being a father and mother to others when she was drunk?
Feng Siye's mood was a little complicated.
He asked her, "What if I win?"
"You win?" Jiang Li tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Then I'll call you son."
"..."
Feng Siye sneered, "Then does it make any difference whether I win or lose?"
"Uh...it seems not."
Feng Siye looked at her dumbfounded look and his eyes flickered, "In this way, if I win, you can kiss me."
"OK!"
Feng Siye didn't expect her to agree so easily, and his brows suddenly raised, "Are you sure?"
"Sure."
"Okay, then you start walking."
"good."
Jiang Li let go of the dining table and staggered around the restaurant like a headless fly. Feng Siye followed her closely, fearing that she would accidentally fall and hit somewhere.
"Hey, where's the door?"
Feng Siye pointed to her, and Jiang Li politely thanked her, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Jiang Li walked to the door one step at a time. When she reached the door, she suddenly walked back around. She gritted her teeth and staggered to the living room. She tripped on the carpet under her feet and fell onto the sofa.
"Ouch!"
Feng Siye walked to her and squatted down, "You lose."
"It seems so."
Feng Siye came up to her and said, "Kiss me, don't lie."
"I won't cheat." Jiang Li held his face and kissed him on the face, "Okay."
"..."
Who wants her to kiss her face?
Feng Siye's eyes deepened, he held her face, aimed at her lips and kissed her. Jiang Li's eyes widened, she pushed Feng Siye away, raised her hand and slapped him, "You traitor! You are treasonous.
!”
"..."
For the first time in his life, Feng Siye was slapped.
The tip of his tongue was touching his cheek, and his face was burning with pain. He was a little angry, but also a little funny. The two of them stared at each other for a long time, and he sighed.
never mind.
What are you arguing with a drunkard?
Feng Siye took a breath and suppressed his emotions, "I'll take you home."
"Can't walk."
Feng Siye picked her up and hugged her sideways. Jiang Li blinked, put his arm around his neck and said happily, "Son, you are so great, you can even hug your mother."
Feng Siye gritted his teeth and said, "Stop talking."
"You are cruel to me again." Jiang Li gritted his teeth and threatened, "If you dare to be cruel to me again, I will find a father to cure you."
"Oh?" Feng Siye paused in his steps and his voice became dangerous, "Who are you looking for?"
"Find someone particularly fierce."
"who?"
"Feng Siye."
"..."
Feng Siye closed his eyes. He didn't know whether to be happy or angry for a moment. He asked her patiently, "Is Feng Siye fierce?"
"It's so fierce, so scary."
"Where is it scary?"
"Everywhere is scary."
"..."
Feng Siye succeeded in asking himself to be autistic. He finally struggled, "Isn't there something good about him?"
"have."
"where?"
"Just... quite good-looking."
"..."
He now believes that Jiang Li agreed to be his girlfriend because of her appearance!