As soon as she saw Hu Shuo appear on the stage, Zuo Zuo immediately cheered excitedly. The little girl can be regarded as Hu Shuo's most standard "little fan girl".
on stage.
The cross talk scene had already been changed. Hu Shuo and Guo Tianyu walked to the table and bowed together. Then they took their places, with Hu Shuo standing outside the table and Guo Tianyu standing inside the table.
Although it is just a simple station, many people who often listen to cross talk immediately exclaimed after seeing this.
Except for very special circumstances, those who stand outside the table are teasers, and those who stand inside the table are admirers.
And Guo Tianyu has always been funny, and rarely praises him. The most important thing is that he talks a lot, and most of the baggage is with him, which makes it relatively more difficult.
Therefore, usually when an actor crosses over to do cross talk, he will be praised. After all, he talks less and is less likely to make mistakes.
Therefore, when the host announced the curtain, the audience naturally thought that Hu Shuo would be the one to compliment him, and that he would just have a chat with Guo Tianyu. However, Hu Shuo stood outside the table and made fun of him, which the audience did not expect.
"Hello everyone in front of the TV and in the audience!"
"I am a crosstalk actor...Hu Shuo."
Hu Shuo first introduced himself.
OK~!
As soon as Hu Shuo finished speaking, the audience immediately cheered.
"I just said cross talk is easy, just tell me your name and someone will call you..."
The cheers from the audience were really not arranged by Hu Shuo, but he responded very quickly. He took advantage of the situation and said, then pointed at Guo Tianyu who was standing inside the table and said: "After introducing me, let me introduce you to everyone."
My partner, this teacher must be very familiar to everyone..."
"Guo Tianyu, Teacher Guo!"
"Everyone in cross talk, a generation of Chow Chow..."
"etc……"
Guo Tianyu quickly stopped Hu Shuo: "A generation of Chow Chow? I am a dog?"
"You said that yourself!"
Hu Shuo pretended to distance himself from the relationship, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene.
"Don't look at Teacher Guo's maturity. In fact, Teacher Guo is only a few years older than me. We grew up together. However, Teacher Guo doesn't mean what he says."
Guo Tianyu: “Why can’t I keep my words?”
Hu Shuo: "We agreed to grow together, half the size, but he stopped growing~!"
While speaking, Hu Shuo stretched out his hand to compare Guo Tianyu's height. He was about 165cm tall, while Hu Shuo was 180cm tall. When the two stood together, there was naturally a big difference.
As soon as Hu Shuo said this, the audience inevitably laughed again.
Guo Tianyu pointed at Hu Shuo and said: "What do you know? Everything is concentrated and essence! That's what the stupid guy said."
Hu Shuo: "Teacher Guo means you are smarter than me?"
"Of course."
Guo Tianyu patted his chest with a confident expression.
Hu Shuo: "Okay, let's compete. Today happens to be the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. How about we guess a lantern riddle?"
Guo Tianyu: "Okay! But just guessing lantern riddles is no fun. Do you dare if we do some lottery?"
Hu Shuo: "Lottery? Teacher Guo means to bet on something?"
Guo Tianyu nodded: "It's not the first month of the year, so let's bet on red envelopes!"
Hu Shuo: "Okay, let's do this. If I lose, I will receive a hundred yuan red envelope from you. If you lose, send me a hundred yuan red envelope!"
"Teacher Guo, is this fair?"
Guo Tianyu: "Don't fool me! No matter how you play, I will lose! If you want to lose, give me a hundred red envelopes!"
Hu Shuo waved his hand: "Okay, okay, let's do as you say, let's get started..."
"I've traveled thousands of miles without missing home, I'm not greedy for food or wine, I'm not afraid of water, fire, swords or guns. I can't see it when the sun goes down... What is this thing?"
Guo Tianyu looked like he was thinking and was speechless for a long time.
Hu Shuo chuckled: "Can't you guess?"
Guo Tianyu waved his hand: "Okay, you win this game."
"That's a hundred!" Hu Shuo said to the audience: "Please remember it for me and see how many red envelopes Teacher Guo will give me today!"
Okay~!
The audience at the scene was quite cooperative and responded in unison.
Seeing this, Hu Shuo laughed: "You see, this is public opinion!"
"The second question..."
"etc!"
Guo Tianyu quickly stopped Hu Shuo: "The answer to the first question hasn't been revealed yet. What is it?"
"Hi~!"
"Simple, shadow!"
Hu Shuo revealed the answer.
Hu Shuo: "I've traveled thousands of miles without missing home, I'm not greedy for food or wine, I'm not greedy for tea, I'm not afraid of water, fire, swords or guns, I can't see it when the sun sets... taste it, taste it carefully, is it a shadow??"
Guo Tianyu: "It seems really..."
Hu Shuo: "Then let's move on to the second question?"
Guo Tianyu: "Come on the question, I will definitely win back the one hundred yuan!"
"Okay."
"Please listen to the question. It is said that there is something. This head is like that end, that head is like this end, the two heads are like the middle, and the middle is like the two ends."
"Ask what this is?"
Guo Tianyu fell into deep thought again.
"Can't guess again??" Hu Shuo chuckled.
Guo Tianyu frowned: "What's going on here and there? I'm confused!"
Hu Shuo: "Does that mean you're admitting defeat?"
Guo Tianyu: "I will definitely be able to answer the next question!"
"Okay."
"Two hundred!"
Hu Shuo smiled: "The third question..."
"Wait a minute, what's wrong with you? You're just so busy keeping accounts and you don't even reveal the answer to the mystery?" Guo Tianyu pretended to be angry.
"Look at my memory, I forgot it again!"
Hu Shuo patted his head and said: "This head looks like that end, that head looks like this head, the two heads look like the middle, and the middle looks like two ends. I asked what these are."
"The answer is that Teacher Guo holds a light bulb in one hand!"
"Teacher Guo, please taste carefully to see if this is what it is..."
puff……
Hahaha……
After hearing Hu Shuo's answer to the riddle, the audience immediately burst into laughter. Guo Tianyu had shaved his head and held a light bulb in each hand, so he agreed with Hu Shuo's riddle.
"Pooh!!"
"What the hell!!!"
Guo Tianyu rolled his eyes.
"Don't worry about it, Teacher Guo, it's already two hundred now!"
Hu Shuo laughed: "The third question is, there is an object with one thousand and four legs, but it is difficult to move. What is this thing??"
"Centipede!"
Guo Tianyu gave the answer.
Hu Shuo shook his head: "A centipede doesn't have one thousand and four legs. Besides, Teacher Guo, have you counted them?"
Guo Tianyu frowned: "Who can count those things!"
Hu Shuo: "So, your answer is wrong!"
Guo Tianyu: "What kind of nonsense are you trying to solve? You have more than a thousand legs and you can't even move an inch???"
"Hey, this question is so awesome!"
Hu Shuo smiled: "What's the matter? Can't you guess??"
Guo Tianyu: "Okay, I give up. I want to hear what the answer is!"
Hu Shuo: "Teacher Guo, it will cost you three hundred to admit defeat."
Guo Tianyu: "Three hundred is three hundred, I just want to know what that thing you are talking about is!"
"Okay!"
Hu Shuo said to the audience: "Everyone, remember, Teacher Guo owes me three hundred red envelopes!"
"They say there is something with a thousand and four legs, but it can't move. I asked what it is."
"The answer is: There are five hundred pairs of pants hanging in a big closet!"
Guo Tianyu was speechless: "That's it???"
Hu Shuo had a solemn look on his face: "Teacher Guo, please taste carefully. Is this what happened???"