Chapter 207 Brother-in-law has half-pulled sister-in-law
"Alu, big news, do you want to hear it?"
Uchida Yuuma took the lunch box and sat down unceremoniously on Kitahara Shuji's seat. He turned around and smiled at Ritsu Shikishima - he adjusted the seats again. Ritsu Shikishima went behind Kitahara Shuji, while Uchida Yuma went.
In the first row, three people couldn't fit together.
Recently, they stopped eating in the cafeteria because the bento brought by Kitahara Shuji was so delicious. Uchida Yuuma was a little addicted to it. In order to facilitate exchange with Kitahara Shuji, he also started to bring lunch. If two of the three people bring lunch,
, Ritsu Shikishima also made a bento and brought it.
By the way, Shikishima, who is preparing for the exam, has also started to eat bento. Anyway, it is easy for the younger brother to do it. If you don't eat, you will get nothing! It is only natural that a creature like a younger brother should take good care of his older sister.
Ritsu Shikishima was reading the note that Kitahara Shuji gave him. Without raising his head, he said: "I don't want to hear it." Even without listening, he could guess what it was. It was just who fell in love with whom and who broke up with whom.
Otherwise, a girl has just been transferred to her and she has big breasts. As a childhood friend, I only care about these things on a daily basis.
But Yuma Uchida looked around and whispered: "It's super big news about Kitahara."
Ritsu Shikishima raised his head in surprise, and after enduring it, he couldn't help but ask: "What's the big news?"
Yuma Uchida couldn't help laughing, but immediately lowered his head, and said furtively as if he was preparing to sell ecstasy pills to Ritsu Shikishima: "According to reliable information, Kitahara and the short guy seem to have gotten together.
Now everyone is saying that Kitahara and the Fukuzawa sisters are in a love triangle."
Ritsu Shikishima stabbed Yuma Uchida without hesitation with his pen, saying angrily: "Don't talk such nonsense!"
As a childhood sweetheart, he knew very well the nature of Yuuma Uchida, a bitch - the "reliable information" he said basically meant rumors and nonsense, and he couldn't believe even a word of it, and whoever believed it would be a fool.
Besides, he didn't believe that Kitahara Shuci would fall into any kind of love triangle. He didn't even believe in the cp "Kita & Yuki" that everyone guaranteed with their heads. He always felt that Kitahara Shuci was like a brother to a young sister to Yuki.
There is care and concern, concern and love, but when it comes to the love between a man and a woman, he really can't feel it.
This pair of recognized CPs are no longer reliable. How can it be trusted that a pair would fight each other every three days? Absolutely impossible! If Kitahara and Fuyumi started fighting in public again at the school gate, then he would be able to believe it.
Seven or eight points.
Yuuma Uchida was stabbed so hard that his ribs hurt, but he wasn't angry at all. He just shook his head and sighed, looking at Ritsu Shikishima with the expression of a mentally retarded child. After a while, he said sadly: "Aluri, why are you already in high school?
Are you still so innocent? What will you do when you enter society in the future?"
Ritsu Shikishima immediately widened his eyes and prepared to punch this bitch friend twice, but Yuma Uchida quickly said: "I have a basis for saying that Kitahara will like Shorty and Yukiri-san!"
"What's the basis?" Ritsu Shikishima paused temporarily, preparing to fight together after hearing the lies.
Yuma Uchida perked up and acted like a love expert, saying seriously: "The shorty and Yuki-san are biological sisters, right?"
"This is something everyone knows, what's wrong?"
"They have lived together since childhood, have the same father and mother, received the same family education, played together since childhood, watched TV together, received the same school education, and ate the same meals. Even they were twins, born with the same age.
They were born together - based on these, their worldview, outlook on life and values should be very similar, right?"
"so what?"
"Don't you understand? There is a huge possibility that sisters' preferences in mate selection are the same. After all, they have the same outlook! If one of them likes it, the other will naturally like it too, right? There is a Chinese saying that goes
'Brother-in-law has a half-assed sister-in-law' is this kind of psychological factor!" Yuma Uchida was very serious, guiding Ritsu Shikishima's North Star in love, and he was completely in the state of a wise man, "So after I heard the rumors, I felt
It is entirely possible that it is true. After all, they are twin sisters. It is completely reasonable for them to like Kitahara, and can any man refuse twins? Although one of them is a defective product, they are still twins!"
Yuma Uchida shook his head repeatedly and sighed: "No man can refuse twins, not even a powerful guy like Kitahara. I think he is doomed this time - no matter how abstinent he is, he can't stand this kind of double blow.
It's over, it's over, maybe he will be enslaved to the Fuze sisters for the rest of his life."
Ritsu Shikishima was speechless for a moment, holding up the book and preparing to hit Yuma Uchida on the head. He never needed to be polite to Yuma Uchida, but at this moment, gentle applause came from the spectators.
He turned around and saw Suzuki Noki standing nearby, clapping her little hands and saying hello quickly, but Suzuki Noki didn't pay attention to him. She looked at Uchida Yuma and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, I have a good eye. I underestimated him before."
You, Uchida, have a future and are worth cultivating."
Yuma Uchida was flattered and said with a smile: "Thank you, coach, but I do have some knowledge in love..."
Nozomi Suzuki interrupted him with a wave of her hand and said with a smile: "No, I am saying that you have very good eyesight and can see that the short winter melon is a defective product. This is the only thing worth appreciating. The rest of it stink!"
Then she glanced at the books and stationery on the desk, and said confidently: "Go away, I want to take Xiuji's seat."
Yuma Uchida only hesitated for half a second and then obediently gave up his seat. He wiped Suzuki Nozomi with his sleeve in a very stupid way and said attentively: "Coach, please sit down! Well...coach, what do you want to do with your visit?"
What a bad luck, why is this damn girl here?
Suzuki Noki took out a small lunch box and put it on the table. She smiled and said, "Come and eat lunch with Shuuji. Where is Shuuji?"
"He went to the staff room, but don't worry. He just wanted to change the scholarship subsidy remittance account and asked the teacher to fill out a form." Kitahara Shuji's previous money was given to Yoko, and he was not going to touch that account.
So he opened a new one and started depositing money in it again. Uchida Yuuma always felt that Suzuki Noki had a great background and could not afford to offend her, so he was very honest and told everything he knew.
It wasn't a secret anyway, so he felt it didn't matter if he told it.
Nozomi Suzuki nodded lightly: "His family conditions don't seem to be very good... Then I'll wait for him!" After saying that, she lay down and said casually: "It's not comfortable at all to sleep in school, it's so exhausting.
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As soon as she lay down, Xueli came in through the back door carrying her giant three-layered lunch box, yawning and feeling sleepy: "It's not comfortable at all to sleep at school. It hurts so much that I really want to go home!"
She had just gotten up from her desk. She was energetic only in physical education and home economics classes. In other classes, she was basically like a bear. She came over and looked at Noki Suzuki strangely, and asked: "Ah, what are you doing at noon?"
Do you want to have dinner with us too?"
Suzuki Noki said lazily: "Yes, didn't we agree to have dinner together?"
Xueli scratched her head, dragged a chair and sat down. She no longer cared about Suzuki Nozomi, but just stared at the three-layer lunch box and became lost in thought - she was hungry and wanted to eat quickly, but she had been used to it for many years.
When it comes to eating, someone has to give the order before you can take action, and right now that person is either Fuyumi or Kitahara, so she has to wait.
When Kitahara Shuji came back, he found four people waiting for him, and he frowned when he looked at Suzuki Noki - he was so angry, this guy is still coming? Is it right to fall out? He needs to be replaced by a little carrot head.
At this moment, one person has been beaten until he is lying on the ground unable to move, right?
Suzuki Nozomi looked back at him with a smile, waved her hand gently in front of her chest, and said in greeting: "Perverted classmate, I'm here, can you eat?"
She is not stupid. Kitahara Shuci scolded her because he wanted her to stay away. He had already been scolded, so why should he let his "conspiracy" succeed?
If you don't let me come, I will come. If you can, hit me!
Kitahara Shuji shook his head. This thick-skinned guy couldn't even scold him. What a hell. He couldn't really hit a girl, could he? Two sentences of attack on a girl's shortcomings was already the limit. He definitely couldn't hit her.
He stopped talking for a while, sat down and said: "Eat!"
"I'm starting!" The other four people thanked the food and the people who made the food together, and then they all opened the lunch boxes. Yuma Uchida was just about to change some dishes with Hideji Kitahara as usual - Hideji Kitahara was eating for
As long as he fills his stomach, has enough calories and balanced nutrition, he doesn't care whether it tastes good or not. He is one of those weirdos who can eat boiled chicken breast all year round if necessary.
And Kitahara Shuji has always been very generous to his friends. He doesn't care at all if others use chopsticks to eat his food. He will also take the initiative to give it to Ritsu Shikishima to try - Ritsu Shikishima also wants to eat, but he is never embarrassed.
, I am thin-skinned and have a relatively passive personality.
As for Yuki's portion, although the food is the same as Kitahara Hideji's, Yuma Uchida doesn't dare to touch it. She has a strong ability to protect food. She doesn't eat other people's food, and others don't want to eat hers easily. Yuma Uchida is afraid of stretching.
She missed the food with her chopsticks and was beaten to fractures.
But today Yuma Uchida hasn't reached out his sinful chopsticks yet. He saw Suzuki Noki unceremoniously using her chopsticks to take away the fried shrimp balls in Hideji Kitahara's lunch box. Hideji Kitahara looked at her lunch box and said again.
Look at them all - they were all made by him and Haruna last night. Aren't they exactly the same? There is just a difference in quantity.
He reminded: "You have it yourself."
Suzuki Noki smiled and bit into the white and tender shrimp meat, and said vaguely: "I like to eat shrimp, and a girl like me with no breasts and no butt needs to eat more animal protein, so I should eat it!"
Hideji Kitahara held his chopsticks and said nothing. This guy was not very mean-spirited, and even after he said something to her, he ended up holding a grudge.
And Suzuki Noki glanced at Uchida Yuma, indicating that Kitahara Shuji's lunch box had entered her sphere of influence. Anyone who dared to touch it would be added to the afternoon club activities. She would first circle the baseball field three hundred times, and then narrowed her eyes.
Xingfu said: "I feel so comfortable, these shrimps are so delicious! Xiuji, can we also have shrimps for dinner?"