Chapter 110: Scare the God of War with an injection!
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Before taking penicillin, you need to do a skin test, which is called a subcutaneous test.
Because of some people's constitution, they will be allergic after taking penicillin, which may be life-threatening.
Therefore, you must do a skin test before getting the injection.
By the way, does the skin test prick the hand or the butt?
Li Min can't remember it. It seems to be the same everywhere, right?
Li Min stabbed it directly into his butt.
The skin test was very painful. As soon as Li Min's side was applied, Li Jing let out a cry, which shocked both Hongfu Nu and Li Mengxin.
"Boy, what are you doing? Why does it hurt so much?"
Li Min said helplessly: "Gong Wei, you are always fighting on the battlefield. You are covered in blood and you don't even frown. It's just an injection. Why do you shout so loudly?"
Li Jing, blushing and thick-necked, said sophistry: "Going to the battlefield to kill the enemy is killing the enemy. Is it the same as giving an injection?"
Well, in fact, this kind of people are also very common in later generations.
When I fight with someone, my head will be bruised and bloody, and it won't even hurt. When I go to the hospital and get an injection, I will cry like a ghost.
Li Jing couldn't help but ask: "Have you finished the beating? Just put on your pants after the beating."
Li Min couldn't help but said: "No, we need to wait for a while."
Hearing Li Min's words, Li Jing suddenly became angry and asked: "Why did you make my butt hurt so much before the spanking was finished?"
Damn it, what you said is too ambiguous, right?
Li Min rolled his eyes and said, "It's pain that proves the effect. Don't worry, you'll be fine after a quarter of an hour after the second injection."
Seeing that Li Jing's buttocks were still exposed, Hongfu Nu considerately took a blanket to cover him.
After waiting for fifteen minutes, Li Min found that Li Jing had no adverse reactions, and Li Min began to give Li Jing acupuncture.
Anyway, the butt is just an intramuscular injection, just stick it into the muscle. Li Min was not polite, and the injection was quite deep.
Li Jing cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf while being stabbed, and swore that he would never get acupuncture again next time.
After the injection, Li Jing was still cursing and very angry.
"Boy, if it doesn't work after you take the injection, you're finished, you know? It hurts my butt so much, just wait for me! When my butt doesn't hurt anymore, let's see how I deal with you!"
I'm so confused, can you stop being so ambiguous in what you say?
How old are you to be so afraid of pain when you get an injection? Your reputation as a military god is really ruined!
As a result, less than half an hour later, Li Jing said in surprise: "Huh? My leg doesn't seem to hurt anymore?"
Hearing Li Jing's words, Hongfu Nu couldn't help but asked with surprise and joy: "Yakushi, is this true?"
You know, Li Jing's leg has always been a problem, and when it hurts, it causes excruciating pain and it takes most of a day to get better.
But now, after Li Min got an injection, there is no pain anymore. Is it really amazing?
Li Jing put on his pants and walked around. His whole leg no longer hurt at all.
But my butt hurts!
Well, those who have probably received penicillin injections, especially intramuscular injections, will know that after the injection, your buttocks will feel tight and painful for at least half an hour.
Li Jing couldn't help but asked angrily: "Boy? When will my butt heal? Will I have to get an acupuncture every time in the future?"
I always feel so ashamed to get acupuncture.
Li Min smiled slightly and said: "It will be fine after about half an hour. This injection will be fine after about this time. From now on, you won't need it anymore. You just need to take pills. By the way, I have already given you the pills."
I've got two months' supply left. After you finish taking it, I'll prescribe it to you."
Li Jing couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction when he heard that there was no need for injections, just taking medicine, and the treatment was so effective.
Li Min took the opportunity to ask: "Duke Wei, what about Meng Xin, do you think-"
Li Jing sneered and said: "Boy, you have a beautiful idea! This matter is one code at a time. There is no way to deal with Meng Xin."
Huo, you really have a good tone.
Li Min couldn't help but said slowly: "Gong Wei, I have remembered that this medicine will no longer be available for oral administration after two months. After two months, you will have to take acupuncture every day, and you will have to do it non-stop for five years."
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Hearing this, Li Jing suddenly felt a chill in his anus, a tightness in his buttocks, and a chilly feeling.
Having to be stabbed for five consecutive years is absolutely painful!
After struggling for a while, Li Jing still said quite arrogantly: "Huh! You can't be lewd when you're rich, you can't be moved by poverty, you can't be subdued by force, this is what you call a man!"
Seeing the old and the young fighting each other, Hong Fu Nu suddenly felt like she couldn't laugh or cry.
She couldn't help but take Li Jing's hand and said patiently: "Medicine Master, do you still remember when we were young? At that time, you had no wealth and lost your soul, but I recognized you and resolutely followed you around the world."
Speaking of this, Li Jing's eyes couldn't help but become gentle.
Li Jing's feelings for Hong Fu Nu were deeper than the sea. When he was at his lowest, Hong Fu Nu took the initiative to follow him, and they have been dependent on each other for life and death.
And after Li Jing was promoted to an official position, he never left Hongfu Nu.
Thinking of the past, Li Jing couldn't help but hold Hongfu's hand and sighed: "Hongfu, the luckiest thing in my life is to have you by my side!"
Li Min was accidentally sprayed with dog food by two people nearby and felt very angry.
Li Mengxin's eyes were full of tenderness when she looked at her grandparents who had always been close to each other.
Hong Funu continued: "Meng Xin is exactly the same as me when I was young. Now, he has chosen a boy, and I'm afraid he won't change in this life. If you don't agree, she will also
I will follow this kid!"
"She dares!"
Li Jing glared, his face filled with evil anger.
However, under Hongfu Nu's tender gaze, his eyes softened little by little.
Even if your heart is as steely, it will turn into softness around your fingers.
Finally, Li Jing sighed and agreed.
When Li Jing finally agreed, Li Min and Li Mengxin were elated.
The two people's hands were held tightly together unconsciously, and their fingers were intertwined.
When Li Jing saw this scene, he couldn't help but coughed heavily. Only then did Li Mengxin react. She was so frightened that she quickly let go of her hand with a blushing face.
Li Min was so happy that he couldn't help but said: "Don't worry, Mr. Wei Guo. After two months, you don't need to take injections every day. I will send you medicine."
After hearing Li Min's words, Li Jing was not happy, but said with an angry face: "You kid, you just threatened me on purpose, right?"
After saying that, Li Jing glared and chased after Li Min, who was so frightened that Li Min ran away.
As a result, Li Jing actually chased Li Min out of the house.
The two beauties Hong Funu and Li Mengxin, one old and one young, were stunned to see it.
After running out of the street of Duke Wei's Mansion, Li Min dared to stop, put his hands on his knees, and breathed heavily.
He was really exhausted just now, and he couldn't help but secretly murmur in his heart, the old man Wei Guogong is really trying to burn bridges by crossing the river. Just after he was cured of his leg pain, he was chasing me from behind. If he had known this,
, he shouldn’t be treated, he deserves to be hurt to death!
