Li Min was stunned for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses.
Well, it must have been on the mother-in-law's birthday, they saw the portrait of the mother-in-law looked very similar, so they were tempted, right?
Li Min couldn't help but ask Qin Qiong, Yuchi Gong and others: "You are also here to let me paint a portrait?"
Yuchi Gong said with a smile: "That's right, boy, you must draw a few more paintings today, at least ten paintings for each person!"
What the hell!
Are you all so shameless?
In fact, for Li Min, it is nothing more than taking a photo. Let alone ten photos per person, even if it is dozens or hundreds of photos, it is not difficult.
However, Li Min would not set such a precedent.
Once people know that taking photos of his portrait is easy, it is estimated that more and more people will come to ask for photos in the future.
Li Min would never do something so stupid.
So, Li Min looked very embarrassed and said: "Uncles, you don't know something. Painting takes a lot of effort. There are so many of you, even if each of you paints one for you, it will be extremely difficult. If you paint
If there is too much, it will be distorted.”
Cheng Zhijie couldn't help but said to Li Min: "Then let's draw one for each of us first. Stop talking nonsense and quickly draw one for me, old Cheng."
After that, he pulled Li Min directly and walked out.
At this time, a pear tree in the courtyard was in full bloom.
A tree of pure white pear blossoms is intoxicating, and its fragrance is astonishing and addictive.
On the flower branches, bees and butterflies danced, busy collecting honey.
The ground was covered in white, as white as snow, dreamlike and dreamlike, making people reluctant to step on it.
If you don’t know this guy like Cheng Zhijie, you don’t care about so many things.
He strode under the pear tree, reached out and grabbed a pear blossom, put on a pose that he thought was handsome, and said to Li Min: "Boy, just draw like this -"
Click!
Cheng Zhijie, who is known as the devil incarnation, broke the pear blossom branch without using any force.
He also muttered: "What kind of broken tree is this? Why is it so weak?"
I'm in trouble. If you break someone else's branch, do you still have to complain that the other person's branch isn't strong?
Can we still order B-face?
Cheng Zhijie threw the flower branch directly to the ground and reached out to grab another branch.
Seeing this scene, Li Min couldn't help being startled and said quickly: "Wait a minute, Mr. Lu -"
Click!
Still a step too slow.
Then Cheng Zhijie threw away the flower branch in his hand again, muttering that the branch was not strong, and reaching out to find the flower branch again.
This guy had sex with Huazhi today!
"stop!"
Li Min finally couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't help but yelled.
If this guy continues like this, I guess this pear tree will have to be bald by him.
"Just take care of it like this, don't hold the flower branches."
Seeing Li Min getting angry, Cheng Zhijie stopped angrily, then made a pose among the flowers and shouted: "Come on, just paint like this!"
Li Min quietly picked up the pinhole camera, adjusted the angle, pressed the shutter, and then said: "Okay, I'll write it down and I'll draw it soon. Who's next?"
As a result, before Yuchi Gong, Qin Qiong and the others could speak, Cheng Zhijie couldn't wait to drag Li Min into the house.
"Boy, draw mine first and let me see how you draw it?"
When I go there, I can't find anyone like this lazy guy.
In desperation, Li Min had no choice but to go into the study, find rice paper, and print out Cheng Zhijie's photo.
However, Li Min did not go out immediately, but waited for a long time before going out.
They must not let them know that he can actually finish a painting very quickly.
As soon as Li Min opened the door and walked out, he saw Cheng Chuliang and other old guys waiting anxiously outside the door.
Seeing the portrait in Li Min's hand, Cheng Zhijie couldn't wait to grab it.
After looking at it for a few times, Cheng Zhijie couldn't help but pick his nose and complained: "Your Highness, why did you draw me, old Cheng, so ugly? It doesn't count, it doesn't count, this one doesn't count, you have to paint me again.
open."
Well, Cheng Zhijie must be a long guy, with bull's-eyes and a leopard's nose, a full beard, and a big mouth and a pair of provocative ears.
This appearance is already ugly enough, but he still stood under the pear tree to take the photo. The whole painting style is that of flowers and beasts.
When a beautiful woman is photographed standing among flowers, she is more delicate than the flowers and complements each other.
And when a rough guy like Cheng Zhijie stands among the flowers, the scene is so beautiful that it is almost impossible to look at it.
Therefore, after hearing Cheng Zhijie's words, Li Min's nose almost became angry.
This is a photo taken of you. You have a crooked melon and cracked dates, and you still have the face to complain about the ugliness in my painting?
In the end, Yuchi Gong understood the truth.
Yu Chigong said contemptuously: "You idiot Cheng, don't you have any idea what you look like? Come on, Your Highness, ignore that idiot and draw a picture for me."
Yuchi Gong was still smart and self-aware, so he didn't go under the pear tree at all.
Instead, he put on a suit of armor, held a weapon, and assumed a majestic appearance.
This look is really awesome!
Li Min adjusted the angle in time to capture this shot.
Then, Yuchi Gong couldn't wait to pull Li Min and asked him to draw his portrait first.
Huo, none of these old guys are good.
Li Min had no choice but to go to the study room and spend a long time before printing out Yu Chigong's portrait.
After coming out, Yuchi Gong snatched the portrait and was extremely satisfied with it.
After Cheng Zhijie saw it, he shouted: "Hey, boy, you are biased! You painted the old devil Yuchi so beautifully, and you painted me so ugly. What do you mean?"
Li Min curled his lips, and the others didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Next, Li Min took photos for other people.
And these people were also smart. No one imitated Cheng Zhijie and ran under the pear tree to take pictures. Instead, they each wore armor and posed.
Each of these warriors from the early Tang Dynasty had experienced hundreds of battles. Although they only had a simple appearance, their bravery was vividly displayed.
When they printed it out, they found that each one was extraordinary and heroic, and these people were extremely satisfied.
After taking the photos separately, Li Min suddenly remembered something and couldn't help but said to Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong: "Two uncles, why don't you take a group photo together?"
group photo?
Huh?
This is a good idea!
So, Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong, one on the left and one on the right, posed together.
Click!
Li Min took this picture directly and happily went to print it.
After printing it out, Li Min was even more satisfied.
These are the two living door gods!
These two door gods are many times more fierce and expressive than the portraits of door gods posted in later generations.
Li Min decided that he must keep this statue of the door god and leave it to future generations.
But Cheng Zhijie was not happy anymore and insisted that Li Min draw a new one for him.