Look at these two guys, are they talking like that?
What does hanging on the door mean? What does bolting on the door mean?
Qin Huaiyu said with a straight face: "That's obviously the call on the door."
Huo, you are not very good at this either!
Li Min couldn't help but smile and said: "In the past, wasn't it popular to post portraits of "Shen Tu" and "Yu Lei" on the door? Then I thought that Uncle Qin and Uncle Yuchi were both God of War figures.
Wouldn't it be more powerful to post their portraits?"
After hearing what Li Min said, Qin Huaiyu and his friends immediately nodded in agreement.
Next, Cheng Chuliang and the others asked Li Min for Spring Festival couplets.
Of course, Li Min couldn't ask for this request.
Originally, Spring Festival couplets were still a new thing, so Li Min had better consider the people's ability to bear new things in this era.
But now, Cheng Chuliang and the others want Spring Festival couplets and stick them on their doors. Isn't this tantamount to promoting the Spring Festival couplets in disguise?
When the common people see that even the king of Shu and several princes have Spring Festival couplets posted on their doors, they will definitely think that the Spring Festival couplets are a good thing.
Look, even the prince and the duke have posted it, isn’t it a good thing?
When the time comes, it will definitely be easier to publicize.
Therefore, Li Min happily gave each of them a set of Spring Festival couplets.
All of these guys are from wealthy families, with many families.
There is one set for each person, and there are so many that one person cannot carry them.
Li Min felt a little distressed when it was delivered to her.
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Cheng Chuliang hired a car, pulled Spring Festival couplets, and went home happily.
After returning home, I immediately asked the waiter to cook the paste, remove the hanging peach charms, and directly paste the Spring Festival couplets and the hanging door.
While the post was being posted, Cheng Yaojin came back from the palace.
Seeing Cheng Yaojin, Cheng Chuliang chuckled and said, "Father, look at these couplets, do they look good?"
Cheng Yaojin stared and looked carefully for a long time. Just when Cheng Chuliang thought that his father was going to make an exception and praise him this time——
Cheng Yaojin suddenly came up and kicked Cheng Chuliang directly to the ground. Then he got up and started punching and kicking Cheng Chuliang.
Cheng Chuliang screamed and was beaten into a pig's head.
Then, Cheng Yaojin clapped his hands and stood up from Cheng Chuliang.
Cheng Chuliang limped up from the ground and asked unconvinced: "Old man, why did you hit me this time? Just tell me, do these Spring Festival couplets look good?"
Cheng Yaojin nodded and said: "It looks good!"
Cheng Chuliang said aggrievedly: "You look good and you still hit me?"
Cheng Yaojin asked with a black face: "Then what do you mean by hanging the black faces of Qin Qiong and Yuchi on our door?"
Cheng Chuliang said depressedly: "These are all printed by His Highness the King of Shu. Did he say that people used to post portraits of "Shen Tu" and "Yu Lei" on their doors? His Highness thinks that Uncle Qin and Uncle Yuchi are both gods of war.
Level people! Posting their portraits is more effective than posting the portraits of "Shen Tu" and "Yu Lei"!"
Cheng Yaojin asked in a dark tone: "Then why don't you wear my portrait? My martial arts are obviously much better than theirs?"
Hearing Cheng Yaojin's words, Cheng Chuliang couldn't help but curled his lips in a subtle way.
You can just brag about it. How come you don't have any ideas about your martial arts skills?
However, Cheng Chuliang only dared to think about it in his mind and never dared to say it out loud.
If he said such words, Cheng Yaojin would definitely break his legs.
Cheng Chuliang couldn't help but asked aggrievedly: "Father, this is not what I said, this is what His Highness the King of Shu said! You can't hit me even if you want to!"
Upon hearing Cheng Chuliang's words, Cheng Yaojin thought about it for a while, huh? It seems to be the same.
At that time, he said angrily: "Huh! How dare this kid underestimate me? I'll go find him later!"
After saying that, he immediately went back, picked up his Xuanhua ax, and strode towards the Prince of Shu's Mansion.
When the people passing by this street saw Duke Lu holding a big ax and walking majestically towards the Shu Palace, they immediately became curious and followed behind them to watch the fun.
Despite the fact that Cheng Yaojin was a rough man, a man of no means stingy, and in the civil and military circles of the dynasty, there were only a few people who would not be annoyed by this guy.
But there is one good thing about this guy, that is, he doesn't bully ordinary people.
On the contrary, Cheng Yaojin has always been kind to ordinary people.
This also resulted in that as long as the people who knew Duke Lu were afraid of him.
Therefore, even if they saw Lu Guogong carrying a big axe, these people were not afraid and still followed him happily.
Soon, Cheng Yaojin arrived at the Prince of Shu's Mansion.
Naturally, the concierge of Prince Shu's Mansion knew Duke Lu.
After seeing Cheng Yaojin, he hurriedly saluted and then asked with trembling fear: "Gong Lu, you are carrying an axe, what is this?"
Cheng Yaojin turned his nostrils to the sky and said: "Go away, I want to find your prince!"
After that, he strode inside.
The concierge did not dare to intercept Cheng Yaojin, but quickly sent someone inside to report the news.
Not long after, Cheng Yaojin came to Li Min's study.
At this time, Xue Xiaoxiao was holding a fish intestine sword, Liu Zhi was holding a pair of scissors, and Qin Mengxin was still standing firmly in front of Li Min even though she didn't hold anything.
Li Min said dumbfounded: "What are you doing? How could Duke Lu harm me?"
Xue Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "Your Highness, you must be on guard against others! Leave quickly, I will hold him back! As long as Xiaoxiao is breathing, he will never even think of harming Your Highness!"
Liu Zhi's legs were trembling, her face was pale, and she stammered: "Me, me too!"
While he was talking, Cheng Yaojin kicked open the door and strode in.
However, after seeing the scene in front of him, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
At this time, Xue Xiaoxiao gritted his teeth, held a fish intestine dagger, stood in front of Cheng Yaojin, and scolded: "Don't come over, otherwise, I will be rude to you!"
Cheng Yaojin smiled and said: "What, little lady, I, old Cheng, are here to see the King of Shu!"
Xue Xiaoxiao said sternly: "If you want to harm my prince, you have to die! You'd better step over my body!"
Cheng Yaojin bared his teeth and was extremely embarrassed for a moment, not knowing what to say.
Li Xin chuckled, and then said: "Okay, Xiaoxiao, why don't you step back quickly?"
Xue Xiaoxiao said stubbornly: "Your Highness, no! Even if I die, I will protect your safety!"
Willow Branch said nonchalantly next to her: "And me, me, me too!"
Li Min said dumbfounded: "Okay, don't you see it? Mr. Lu is just joking with me, how can he really want to hurt me? If Mr. Lu really wants to hurt me, how can you protect me?