At night in Harbin in early spring, there was no wind and it was very cold.
You Xi, a bastard, was kneeling in front of the incense burner. His whole body was shaking uncontrollably, as if he was about to collapse. Old Yi stepped forward and burned the two paper figures. After they were burned clean, the man in blue turned into gold.
Tong, the paper girl in red is a jade girl. In fact, this is the first time I have seen this burned paper doll. Last time, it was a trick played by Hu Laoqi, so it should not be counted. This time, I saw it. Don’t tell me.
The two children are really lifelike, but there is no trace of blood on their faces, they are smiling but not smiling, and the two rouges on their cheeks look very strange.
But Lao Yi seemed to have seen this kind of paper man. When he saw the two children appeared, he said to them: "You two, hurry up and serve the uncle and the bride."
The two paper figures smiled and skipped towards Li Xiao and You Xi. Li Xiao was fine because it was already a ghost now, but it was just the unlucky You Xi. He saw the fat man in blue skipping onto his
The person next to me almost scared him and knocked him away. At this time, he could not care about his own face at all. He knelt down and begged me: "Brother Cui, no, Master Cui!! I beg you,
Let me go!! I beg you!!!”
Hearing what this bastard said, I was happy and said to him coldly: "Our groom, do you still think you can hide away now? Then, that little brother, shut his mouth.
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The paper boy smiled at me, then actually pulled his little hand off and stuffed it into Yu Xi's mouth, making Yu Xi speechless. Seeing such a strange scene, my boss and I
Yi was breaking into a cold sweat. Damn it, he didn't expect this paper man to be so exaggerated. He saw that Yu Xi had the paper man's little hand stuffed in her mouth and could no longer speak. She just stared with big eyes in extreme fear.
Looking at us.
Seeing that my grandson was speechless, I took out the red rope, tied one end around You Xi's neck, lit half of the other end, pinched it out and tied it around Li Xiao's leg.
There is a saying in "bone marriage". It is said that if the red thread of Yue Lao is tied enough, if it is tied to two lovers, they will never be separated. But whoever's red thread is tied lower will have the final say after marriage.
, Your uncle Yu Xi, let me just let you be a dog again, haha.
After everything was ready, I nodded towards Li Xiao. It understood, and with the support of the paper jade girl, it knelt down next to the extremely frightened You Xi. For a while, the air seemed to become quiet again.
After Lao Yi and I looked at each other, we smiled bitterly and shook our heads. Then I cleared my throat and shouted loudly: "Today is March 11th of the Yichou Year, and it is the day of Harbin Li's White Wedding.
It has arrived, and the newlyweds begin to worship heaven and earth!"
You Xi struggled hard on the ground and seemed to want to get up and run away, but Lao Yi walked up behind him, picked up a stone and said to him fiercely: "Run, I will hit you with a stone as soon as you get up."
Die, and then I’ll capture your soul to worship you!”
When Yu Xi said this, she wilted and didn't dare to move again.
I started shouting: "Bow down to heaven and earth, all gods!!!"
Li Xiao slowly bowed down, with an expressionless face. You Xi didn't dare to bow down, so Lao Yi helped him and put his foot on his back, and his head suddenly hit him hard.
On the ground. His forehead was bruised and blood was flowing down.
I shouted again: "Two bows to the west, all the ghosts!!"
Li Xiao changed direction and bowed to the west. You Xi was obviously stunned and still didn't respond. Lao Yi grabbed his clothes and turned him around like a chicken. Then he kicked him again
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His forehead hit the ground heavily again, as if he was repenting for the sins he had committed.
After I cleared my throat again, I shouted loudly: "Husband and wife bow to each other, the love that lasts forever!!!"
Li Xiao turned around and faced You Xi. There was obviously no affection in its eyes, but it still bowed slowly. At this time, You Xi already knew that if he didn't bow, he would probably die.
It really won't happen, after all, no one can bear to have their head hit the ground like that.
This time he seemed to be enlightened and bowed down tremblingly.
After three prayers, the secret marriage will be successful. When you arrive in the underworld one day, it will be recorded in the files of the Book of Life and Death. You can’t rely on it. The enemies will definitely meet again in the future reincarnation. This is the cause and effect.
I believe that if You Xi does not go to hell, he will not be able to escape the fate of Li Xiaoshu in the next reincarnation after his death.
After all, God is fair. Although I am very disdainful of this sentence, it is true. This is exactly what happens. Everything is rewarded, evil is rewarded, and good is rewarded. It is not that there will be no reward. The time has not come yet, and there will be no reward in this life.
World news!
In fact, the secret marriage ceremony is over now, but I still feel that it is a bit unsatisfactory. For his uncle, it would be too easy for him to let this grandson go like this. This will not work. I must leave some more for this grandson.
I thought about it, but I couldn't figure out what to do.
At this time, Li Xiao spoke, and he said to You Xi: "You Xi, I am dead. Whatever happened during my lifetime has gone with the wind. However, we are still a couple now. I want to leave now."
Now, can you kiss me?"
When I heard what Li Xiao said, I couldn't help but feel a little sad. I asked, why are there so many infatuated women in the world? Why are there so many heartless people in the world?
Uncle! What is going on in this world??
When Na Youxi heard that Li Xiao was going to kiss him, she was frightened out of her mind. She was afraid of what would happen to her, so she shed tears and shook her head. Because the paper boy's hand was in her mouth, she was speechless.
I could only shout "Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Your uncle, why are you so delicate? If this doesn’t work and that doesn’t work, why can’t it? I got angry and sneered at this bastard and said, “What are you doing? You can’t wait any longer? I’m telling you, I want to live.
Just give me a kiss!! That little one, please take your little hand back."
After hearing what I said, the little paper man smiled and took out half of his arm from Yuxi's mouth, and then placed it on his arm again.
Then I said with a bit of a smirk: "Since the bride has given her opinion, let's do it like this. Let's have a wedding that combines Chinese and Western styles! Now let's ask the bride to kiss the groom!"
You Xi peed again. Lao Yi and I looked really angry and funny. You said this grandson has the ability to be a pretty boy, but why is he so timid? He just wants you to kiss him.
, it’s not like I’m going to kill you. What’s the matter?
Li Xiao couldn't help but smile miserably when he saw You Xi's bearish appearance. He never thought that he would fall in love with such a person, and couldn't help but lament the trick of fate.
She said quietly to Youxi: "Once, when you kissed me for the first time, you said that my lips are the most beautiful thing in the world, but why are you so afraid now?"
Yu Xi said to Li Xiao with runny nose and tears: "Xiao Xiao... please forgive me! Please, for the sake of past love... I really don't want to die!!"
Li Xiao smiled, and it was indeed so sad. He said to You Xi: "Okay, now I just ask you for a kiss, and then I will leave. We will never have anything to do with each other again."
When Yu Xi heard what Li Xiao said, he seemed to see hope. He glanced at Li Xiao doubtfully and said to her tremblingly: "Really?"
Li Xiao smiled and nodded, indeed looking so miserable.
When Lao Yi and I heard this, we became angry. How could we just let it go? I thought to myself that it would be easy to paralyze Yu Xi, a bastard. You know, Yu Xi can definitely be regarded as a murderer.
!Isn’t this too cheap for him?
However, this is someone else's matter after all. Since the parties involved have said so, Lao Yi and I can't say anything more. We can only respect Li Xiao's choice.
I saw Na Youxi, as if she had made some determination. He might have figured it out. Although Li Xiao in front of him was a ghost, he was not that scary, and it was just a kiss. After the kiss, maybe he would
be saved.
So he said to Li Xiao: "Xiao Xiao, I'm sorry for you, then let me kiss you to make up for it!"
Damn him!! He had the nerve to say this! I couldn't help it anymore and wanted to rush up and beat him again, but Lao Yi held me back and he shook his head at me.
I knew what he meant, and I wanted to beat him right now. I first fulfilled Li Xiao's wish, and then I would beat him again after sending Li Xiao to Yinshier. So I endured it.
Li Xiao moved his face towards her, and Yu Xi moved her heart and slowly kissed Li Xiao on the lips.
In fact, I really admire Li Xiao, because his tolerance may be due to love. Every word means love, and all resentments are resolved in this kiss.
But that's just a story in a book. In reality, can all this really disappear with just one kiss?
the answer is negative.
What happened next surprised me, and I can still remember it vividly to this day, a long time later.
The moment You Xi kissed Li Xiao's lips, Li Xiao's face suddenly changed. It became so terrifying, as if it were a corpse that had been dead for several months and was deeply decomposed all of a sudden.
When it gets up, maggots are always rushing out of its nose, eyes and lips, and its hair falls off, just like a rotten egg.
Yu Xi suddenly saw that her dear Li Xiao had turned into this, and she screamed in fright! Then she rolled her eyes and fainted.
The moment he passed out, a shiny spherical object came out of his body. Li Xiao quickly grabbed the object in his hand. Then Li Xiao returned to his beautiful appearance.
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All of this happened almost at that moment. Lao Yi and I didn't even react. We both opened our mouths and looked at Li Xiao who was sneering.
What exactly is going on?
Li Xiao stood up, floated in front of me and Lao Yi, smiled miserably, and said to me and Lao Yi: "I still can't forgive him."
Lao Yi and I were stunned, and cold sweat broke out on our backs at the same time. We all said that women's hearts are the most poisonous. Today we finally saw it. It turned out that it had no intention of letting You Xi go and letting You Xi kiss it.
It turned into an extremely terrifying look, which scared Yuxi to the point of fainting.
Lao Yi and I opened our mouths wide and couldn't say anything. Li Xiao took the glass ball-like thing and asked us: "Do you two know what this is?"
I really didn't know what it was, but Lao Yi knew it. He was a little surprised and said to Li Xiao: "This... should be one of the three souls and seven souls."
After listening to what Lao Yi said, I understood. It is said that if a person is extremely frightened, his soul will be scared out of the body. It seems to be true. I thought to myself, one soul is missing from the three souls and seven souls.
Youxi, I don’t know what will happen to me when I wake up. This may be the legendary retribution.
When Li Xiao heard what Lao Yi said, he smiled and said, "That's it. Then let me take it with me. You Xi owes me."
I swallowed. Although I had just thought of many ways to punish Youxi, I really didn't expect that this eldest sister's methods were a thousand times more vicious than mine.
It's terrible. Maybe this is 'love'. Love can be beautiful, more gorgeous than fireworks, but love can also be ugly, more vicious than snakes and scorpions. The two extremes are completely different from each other.
Everyone in the world is trapped by love, probably because of this reason.