Black and White Wuchang, also known as the Second Master Wuchang, has an allusion to it. The two were good brothers during their lives, known as the "Seventh Master" and the "Eighth Master". It is said that Xie and Fan were sworn brothers since childhood. One day, they were brothers. , the two walked together under the Nantai Bridge. It was about to rain. The seventh master asked the eighth master to wait for a while and go home to get an umbrella. Unexpectedly, after the seventh master left, a thunderstorm poured down and the river swelled. The eighth master did not want to break the promise, but because of He was short in stature and drowned in the water. Not long after the seventh master came with an umbrella, the eighth master had disappeared. The seventh master was so miserable that he hung himself on a bridge pillar (so many images of Bai Wuchang are with long red tongues sticking out). King of Hell Jia Xun's faith was profound and he ordered them to arrest the lawbreakers in front of the City God. Some people say that "Xie Bian" means that if you reward the gods, you will be safe; "Fan Wujiu" means that those who break the law will definitely not be saved.
In the 24-hour barbecue restaurant, two Wu Chang sat across from me and Lao Yi. Lao Yi and I were so frightened that we vaguely felt that our crotches were getting wet. His uncle, who is not afraid of death?
Although I don’t know if the relationship between these two impermanent people is really as strong as the legendary one, but I know that if they want to kill Lao Yi and me, it is just like playing. Go home to celebrate the New Year. I once chatted with Uncle Jiu about them, and learned that Xie Bi'an was greedy for money, and Fan Wujiu was aggressive. How about calling them "getting rich at first sight" or "peace in the world"?
Since we didn't know what kind of medicine was being sold in Lao Xie's gourd, Lao Yi and I didn't dare to give it out, just like the unlucky students in junior high school who were caught by the teacher reading pornographic novels.
At this time, Xie Bian snorted coldly and said unclearly: "What, do you want your two gentlemen to drink like this?"
I suddenly realized that his uncle had forgotten about this. This wine cannot be drunk without stirring it with willow branches! Just when I thought of this, Fan Wujiu, who was dressed in black, suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: " Must die!!”
Damn it! When we heard this sentence, Lao Yi and I both convulsed. No way, just because we forgot to prepare willow sticks for these two living dads, it could kill me and Lao Yi. ?
You must know that this is the gap in strength. Lao Yi and I were so frightened that we almost hugged each other. Lao Yi was even more exaggerated than me. From just now to now, he didn't say a word, but kept breathing heavily. I don't know when the coriander sprayed out, and my eyes were moist.
But I thought I couldn't just wait to die like this. If I died like this, what would happen to his uncle? So I stood up in a hurry and said to these two ancestors: "No, no, no, no! Master, please calm down! I Go find the willow stick now! I’ll go now!!”
Fan Wujiu looked at me fiercely, nodded, and said: "You must die!!!"
After hearing what he said, I was immediately frightened and trembled. What are you doing? Are you going to let people live? Is there any other way? Lao Yi was even more exaggerated and was about to burst into tears.
Just when I didn't know what to do, Xie Bi'an in white clothes said to me in a strange way: "Junior, what my brother just said was to ask you, why don't you go find me? My brother can only say, ' The words "must die."
Damn it, it scared me to death. I said, why does Hei Wuchang keep saying this sentence over and over again? Damn it, it can only say this sentence!
I wiped my cold sweat, luckily it was a false alarm, so I nodded to Lao Yi, then got up and opened the store door and walked to the street. I looked at the time and saw that it was almost three o'clock in the morning. Fortunately,
There are willow trees planted on both sides of the road. This is because God will not die. If the poplar trees were planted on the road, then Lao Yi and I would really have to die.
Without further ado, I still don’t know why these two living dads came here. It couldn’t be as simple as just having a drink. So I quickly broke off a branch from the willow tree and walked back.
As I was walking, I felt that it was a bit inappropriate to go back like this. After thinking about it, I ran to the big flowerpot that was beautifying the environment by the roadside and picked up a brick. It belonged to his uncle. If the situation changes later
No, I'll take a ten-dollar shot of Lao Xie's forehead first. I don't know if it will work now, but it's better than nothing after all, so I smashed the bricks into small pieces on the ground, and then picked up two
I put the pieces in my pocket, and after everything was done, I returned to the barbecue shop.
When Lao Yi saw me coming back, he felt as if he had met a savior. After all, no one wants to be alone with two ghosts. I sat down on my seat, stirred their wine glasses with the willow stick, and said: "
Sirs, I'm really sorry, please use it slowly now."
I saw that Xie Bian put his tongue into the wine glass, dipped it for a while, and then pulled it out, while Fan Wujiu raised the glass and drank it all. After putting the glass down, the wine inside was still full. It seemed that
These two guys are just the essence of drinking, just like my Huang Santai. Fortunately, the two waiters didn't pay attention, otherwise they would have been scared if they saw the cup floating out of thin air.
I saw Fan Wujiu finish his drink, put the cup heavily on the table, and shouted to me and Lao Yi: "You must die!!"
It was his uncle's, which scared me and Lao Yi again. I looked at Xie Bian innocently, and saw him rolling up a bunch of beef skewers with his tongue, and said slowly and inarticulately: "My brother's
It means good wine, please have another glass."
Go ahead, it scared me to death. This Mr. Fan is a bit too fierce. If this continues, even if they don't seduce me and Lao Yi, Lao Yi and I will be scared to death.
I have to say that Xie Bi'an is quite powerful. He can actually hear the meaning of these three words. I am really dissatisfied. If you want to say that this is a powerful dragon, it is also a local snake. At least the two deadbeats Lao Yi and I were beaten.
They suppressed it tightly, how could I dare to neglect it? I quickly reached out and poured out the water that had lost the smell of alcohol in the two glasses, and mixed two more glasses with a willow stick.
I saw Fan Wujiu start to devour the Shabu-shabu tripe in the pot. He was not afraid of the heat, as if he was reborn as a starving ghost, while Xie Bian was holding the glass of wine in his hand, looking at me in a strange way.
Said: "You junior, you are so brave!"
What's wrong with me? Why am I so brave? What he said made me stunned. Although I understand how bold people are and how productive the land is, Lao Yi and I have always been very content.
Ah, why is it asking me like that? Is it because the thing about that beast in Yuxi was exposed? No, that beast in Yuxi didn’t die, and it’s normal to have a secret marriage.
Just when I was a little nervous and thinking about what the reason fell into the hands of this uncle again, Xie Bian spoke again, and he said: "You still think it's okay? You are a junior, your master, I did it last time
The two foreign girls you want to fuck were obviously supposed to be one Japanese and one Filipino, so it would be better for you to fuck two Japanese girls to fool your master!"
Oh my God! It turns out it’s because of this! You said I was wronged, but I don’t know. The wreaths were made to order by the shop, and they are all yellow. Where can I confirm their nationality?
So I dumbfounded and said to Xie Bian: "Thank you, Mr. Mingjian!! I really don't blame you for this. Besides...how do you know that those two paper figures are both from Japan? It seems that the language below is the same."
Ghost whispers."
Xie Bi'an snorted and said to me fiercely: "What do you, a junior, know? How could I not see that those two paper figures are from Japan? When I waited on me, I did nothing but 'Acridine'.
I don’t know how to shout anything. Are you saying this isn’t all Japan or something??”
I feel like I'm breaking out in a cold sweat again, this is too ridiculous.
At this time, Fan Wujiu had already finished eating the tripe in the pot. Seeing Lao Xie talking to us like this, he shouted to us: "You must die!!"
Your uncle, can you not be so scary? Then Xie Bian sneered and said to me: "My brother said he was full. Okay, I won't make it difficult for you, lest you two think that I am bullying you.
Let’s do this, how about you burn four more girls for me tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, from any country, and I’ll let you go?”
Blackmail, this is naked blackmail! His uncle! I looked at these two moody guys and was speechless. Could it be that they found us just because of this little thing?
I thought about it, four paper figures didn't have much money, so I nodded, and then asked tentatively: "No problem! No problem! This time I will definitely satisfy the two great masters, by the way, the two of them
The eldest master is very busy with his affairs. From now on, he can just send his subordinates to notify us of such small matters, so why bother you two to come in person?"
Seeing that I agreed to its request, Xie Bian's face immediately turned cloudy. I have to say that this was exactly the moodiness. He smiled and said to me: "You are a junior, do you think the two masters of your family are just like this?"
So boring, are you here just for a few women?"
After that, Xie Bian took out a book-like thing from his robe. I subconsciously thought that this thing was the legendary Book of Life and Death. After flipping through the book, Xie Bian looked at Fan Wu next to him.
The rescuer nodded and said to him: "It's almost time."
Seeing his brother say this, Fan Wujiu nodded, then stood up and walked towards the table of young men and women who were still in a dissolute state in the distance. Of course, they couldn't see Lao Fan.
I saw Fan Wujiu walking up to the girl wearing blue stockings, and then suddenly shouted to her: "You must die!!!"
Its voice was so loud that it made my and Lao Yi's ears buzz. After it finished shouting, the girl in blue stockings fell to the ground, and then her soul floated out, and was caught by Lao Fan.
Lao Yi and I were stunned, and at this time, Xie Bian told me and Lao Yi the reason why they came here. It turned out that it was just a simple seduction, and it was just a coincidence that they met us.
Lao Yi and I breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be like this. It was really a false alarm.
After the girl fell to the ground, the two men and two women at the table immediately panicked and hurriedly stepped forward to help her, only to find that she had expired. They might not have known each other well in the first place, and they probably met at a nightclub.
And they were all children, so they screamed in fright and ran out of the barbecue restaurant. When the waiter at the barbecue restaurant saw that something was wrong, he immediately called 120.
I saw that someone was dead. It seemed that I couldn't stop eating, so I shouted to the waiter: "Settle the account!!" You know that there was a death in the store, how can ordinary people not be afraid? The waiter actually followed
I didn't hear anything, I just kept shaking while holding the phone. The middle-aged man at the table next to me had already run away first, obviously without paying. I sighed, this is his uncle's quality.
So I threw one hundred and fifty yuan on the table, which should be enough. At this time, Fan Wujiu had already taken out the black paper shroud from his clothes and trapped the girl's soul. The two of them stood
He stood up and said to me: "Let's go, what are you waiting for? I have something to say to you two when I get out."