To be honest, I am a little afraid to sleep, because I know that no matter how much I long for a dream about a sexy and restricted-rated child buyi, it is just a dream. I dream of having a spring dream, but in the end I will still dream about it.
The back of that damn bitch.
In the dream, I was still chasing after it very passionately. How much I wanted to say to it, "Fuck you, uncle", but my broken dream was like a script pre-booked by others, and I couldn't tell it no matter what.
When I exited, it was as if I was just a bystander, as if I was watching a movie replay, except that the replay had been played dozens of times, and it was not a pornographic video. How could I still be interested in watching it?
In fact, I was quite surprised. It was such a broken dream that lasted me three hours. When I woke up, it was almost eight o'clock. This scared me. His uncle, he had to know where to go to work in the morning.
Is there no traffic jam? If you are late, you will be scolded by that old scoundrel, Uncle Wen.
So I hurriedly got up and shook Lao Yi awake on the simple folding bed. This old boy was sleeping very soundly, and his throat was dripping. I felt so hateful. If this guy hadn't been so stupid when he fell asleep, he would have gritted his teeth and farted in response.
Fell asleep.
So I shook Lao Yi, and he suddenly sat up and said, "I don't want to die!!" as if he was sleeping rough.
Damn it, looking at him like this, I guess he was frightened by Fan Wujiu last night. I probably dreamed about that old Fan urging me to die, it was enough for one dream.
Thinking about it, I am actually quite lucky compared to Lao Yi. Anyway, I still dreamed about a woman, unlike Lao Yi, who even dreamed about dating those two impermanent men.
So I smiled bitterly and said to him: "You're sleeping, get up quickly, brother, you're going to be late."
Lao Yi rubbed his eyes, let out a long breath, and said to me: "I was scared to death. You don't know the dream I had just now. That man named Fan was chasing me. I almost wet my pants because of the fear."
After saying that, he got up and went to the bathroom. I hurriedly opened the quilt. Fortunately, in the dream, he only had the urge to wet his pants, but had no actual action. Otherwise, my quilt would be in trouble.
After freshening up randomly, Lao Yi and I hurriedly went downstairs to wait for the bus. There were still so many people on the 104 bus. In fact, having more people is not a bad thing. The crowded buses in Harbin obviously support us.
A group of excellent perverts and pickpockets.
Just like the man in front of me, who looks to be almost forty years old and is touching Lao Yi's butt repeatedly. Of course, he may not be a pervert. If he is a pervert, he is also a pervert with heavy taste and cataracts. Just imagine
What's so good about Lao Yi's deflated butt?
So I decided that he was not a pervert, but a pickpocket, but his luck was too bad, because yesterday Lao Yi told me that his pocket is cleaner than his face. Even if I took the bus this morning, it was me
As for the coins he put in for him, he can't even touch the money himself, how can you, an old pickpocket, touch it out?
It was funny to me when I saw it. I originally wanted to step forward and slap this old guy, but then I thought about it. Lao Yi didn’t seem to realize that his butt was being eaten. He was still staring blankly at the car TV. This
The picture is really funny. Since Lao Yi doesn’t have any money on him, let him touch it and see when Lao Yi can react. Haha.
This old magician was probably quite depressed. He kept touching for a long time, but he couldn't find the money from Lao Yi's butt pocket. He seemed to be very angry. I could clearly see his mouth from the corner of my eye.
He muttered something quietly.
I was very happy when I saw this old boy acting like this. I guess he didn’t know that Lao Yi was so poor and didn’t even take money with him when he went out, so he was so angry that he cursed Xianjie. I was so happy in my heart, but I didn’t expect this.
I can see the fun.
In fact, when it comes to human nature, it is actually quite realistic. Apart from me, there were many people who saw this old pickpocket committing crimes. Unlike me, they knew that Lao Yi had no money, but none of them made any move.
They are all watching a show.
Let’s talk about human nature. When you see others in danger, you don’t reach out to help because you feel that it has nothing to do with you. But have you ever thought that if one day you are in danger, will anyone come to help you?
His uncle couldn't imagine that the people that Lao Yi and I had worked so hard to protect were actually such a group of people. Forget it, this is human nature anyway, and there is no place to reason. Thinking of this, I felt a little bit panicked, so
I stepped forward and patted Lao Yi. When Lao Yi turned his head, the old pickpocket quickly withdrew his hand.
Lao Yi asked me: "What's going on?"
I told him: "There are quite a lot of people in this car, be careful of pickpockets."
I said this loudly, and obviously everyone around me heard it. Originally, every business has its own rules. You thief, I have found out. I want to save your face and not expose you, so hurry up.
It's okay to get off the car.
But this old guy didn't. He turned around as if he hadn't heard anything, as if he was looking for the next target. In front of him was a little girl, who looked to be in her twenties, about the same age as me.
, you said this old guy touched this little girl’s butt.
I'm speechless. It's spring now, and many young women who love beauty are wearing thick stockings and skirts. Of course, this little girl is too. Now I'm a little doubtful whether he is a pickpocket or a nymphomaniac that caters to both men and women.
, his uncle’s.
Obviously, the little girl was not as thick-minded as Lao Yi. When the old pervert touched her butt, she noticed it immediately. However, due to the girl's nature of shyness and fear, she did not dare to shout loudly.
I just kept moving it to the side. But now the car is like a canned fish, where can you move it? And the old guy is like a piece of cowhide glue, he won't let go if he gets it on.
I got angry when I saw this. You uncle, you did it over and over again. Where did you come from? I just reminded you and told you to get out, and you still committed the crime despite the wind?
If I don't teach you a lesson, is that still my style?
But then I thought about it, if I rushed up and slapped the old guy so rashly, the little girl would definitely be embarrassed. After all, women are born to be honorable animals. If I blew up a hornet's nest, the car would look like this.
Everyone knows that someone touched her butt, so where is her face going? If she refuses to admit it, it will be a tragedy for me to act bravely, and I will definitely be bitten by the old pickpocket.
His uncle, those plots in which a hero saves a beauty and then the beauty takes the initiative can only appear in those stallion novels. In today's real society, you have to think twice before acting bravely. I think if Uncle Lei Feng lives to
If I say it now, I will probably shed tears of blood.
No, I have to think of a way. I rolled my eyes and thought about it. His uncle came up with a clever plan, so I turned around and squeezed through the crowd and grabbed the handrail over there. At this moment, I
I quickly stretched out my right hand, and then used my sharp black nails to prick the old gangster's hand. I have already mentioned the power of my black nails before, and I pricked the old pervert's hand in one go.
After making a hole, he quickly stopped.
The old pervert was enjoying himself when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his hand. He screamed and was about to speak when I spoke first. I put my right hand on the little girl's shoulder and used a very affectionate gesture.
He said loudly to the little girl: "Hey? Sister, what a coincidence, why did you also take this train?"
The little girl turned her head and looked at me with a look of surprise and fear. I took the opportunity to look behind her, telling her to be quiet and that I was helping her out.
When the little girl saw the wink I gave her, she understood. Her eyes were full of gratitude, and then she said, "Yes, brother, what a coincidence."
I felt relieved when she answered, and then I turned around and glared at the old gangster fiercely. Obviously, in his eyes, I was already a relative or friend of this girl, and I also saw this old gangster.
It was Zamao's crime, so he could only swallow his words. At this time, the bus stopped, and the old guy got off the bus with a curse.
If this was a novel, I guess this girl would fall in love with me next, but you have to know that reality is reality, where can there be so many romantic encounters? When I saw the old guy getting out of the car, I grabbed the little girl’s shoulder
He let go of his hand, smiled at her, and returned to Lao Yi. Lao Yi was still puzzled and asked me: "When did you get such a beautiful old girl?"
This guy was so stupid that he didn't realize what was going on, so I said to him: "I just recognized him, don't ask, I'll get off the car soon."
I turned around subconsciously and saw that little girl looking at me too. Don't tell me, I didn't look carefully just now. She is really pretty. When our eyes met, her face turned red and she turned her head.
He passed by, his uncle, you know I was not surprised to see the pickpocket just now, but in this era there are girls who can blush just by looking at it, it really surprised me, my mind suddenly flashed back to my days in college
Those top female classmates were immediately speechless.
After a while, Lao Yi and I arrived at the stop, so we got out of the car and walked into our respective stores. Due to the traffic jam, we were both late. As soon as I walked into the store, I saw Uncle Wen.
That old face was very long, and at first glance it looked like the jack of diamonds in the playing cards.
As expected, this old guy is very angry, and the consequences are quite serious. He seems to be in a bad mood today, and he doesn't want to fight with landlords anymore. Give me a bad lesson. I have never seen this old guy lose such a big temper.
, I don’t know what’s wrong with him. But fortunately, my friend, I have been trained by my head teacher in school since I was a child. I can’t beat you in any way, but I have unbeatable abilities, so his scolding left my ears.
It goes in and comes out of the ears, it's all a dog fart.
Fortunately, after this old guy took out his anger on me, things got better. In fact, I knew that Uncle Wen was actually a very nice person, but he was a sharp-tongued person, so I didn’t take it seriously. Uncle Wen saw that I had no emotions.
, he sighed, took the money and asked me to buy breakfast.
I bought back the steamed buns and porridge. When we were eating, his anger had completely subsided. He seemed to have something on his mind and said to me: "Xiao Fei, let me give you a week off tomorrow. I have something to do."
I have to go back to my hometown."
When I heard what he said, I was stunned. Didn't this old guy just go back during the Chinese New Year? Why did he go back again? So I asked him: "Uncle Wen, what's wrong? Didn't you just come back a short time ago?
?”
Uncle Wen said to me: "I'll go back and inspect the ancestral graves for others. I'll be back in about a week. You should rest first."
When I saw him say this, I understood. I dare not believe that this old guy is going back to cheat money. This old guy really wants money. You know, the rabbit will not turn back to eat the grass. I didn’t expect that this old guy would not even go to his fellow villagers for money.
Let it go.
In fact, I sometimes wonder, this old guy is already rich enough, and he hasn't even started a family yet. What does he need so much money for? It's really just one person and one idea.
However, this is good, because I can have time to investigate the clues that impermanence left for me. I hope I can find some clues this week.
So I nodded, and after Uncle Wen finished his meal, he went to fight the landlord again.
At noon, since I had contacted Liu Yudi when I first got home, I called Liu Yudi and asked her if she had time in the evening and if she could come out to have a meal. When the little girl heard that it was me, she was very happy.
I happily agreed and said that I would have a big meal.
I had nothing to do in the store all day, so I flipped through those ancient books again, until the sky gradually got dark, and Uncle Wen asked me to leave work.
I walked out of the store, called Lao Yi again, and met with him. Then we took a taxi and drove to Harbin Normal University. I looked out the car window and muttered to myself, tonight I will be with Lao Yi.
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