Liu Yudi asked us in surprise: "Are you really going to come? I really don't understand. Some people want to skip class before it's too late, and now they actually want to go to class."
I smiled bitterly and said to her: "That's because you are still too young, little girl."
After Lao Yi and I looked at each other, we both smiled bitterly. His uncle, who wants to go to school? Isn't this forced? Aren't all people forced? For our own lives, Lao Yi and I fought.
All we can do is catch the duck and put it on the shelves.
Liu Yudi tilted her little head and looked at us carefully, and then said to us: "But you are both at this age, and you don't look like students anymore?"
I looked at the little girl, then smiled bitterly at her and said, "We are the legendary old students."
Liu Yudi has known about my temper since she was a child. Although I usually take things for granted, once I decide what to do, I rarely give up.
Finally she compromised and agreed to let Lao Yi and I accompany her in school for a week, but the food expenses for this week had to be shared by Lao Yi and me.
As soon as we heard that she agreed, what complaints did Lao Yi and I have? We hurriedly thanked the little girl profusely.
After dinner, Lao Yi and I sent her back to her dormitory and then went home. I told Lao Yi that I would try to be as simple as possible with the guy I would take with me tomorrow, and I wanted to find out if there was anything going on at the school.
Lao Yi nodded, and we both went home.
There was nothing to say all night, except for another nightmare.
On a lazy afternoon, in a large classroom with more than 100 people, this was a so-called Marxist philosophy class. Lao Yi and I appeared in the back row of this classroom in pink. There were a total of five people in the classroom.
There were more than ten people, and it was the same as the college life you have experienced. The teacher on the podium was talking like a vomit, and the students below were doing whatever they were supposed to do.
Most of these students are in pairs. In addition to those couples, there are some who are playing with mobile phones, some who are putting on makeup, and the most outrageous thing is that there are some who are eating noodles, and the voices of confiding are endless. It completely puts that
The lecturer in front of the stage acted like a duet actor, just like watching a play, but no one could understand it anyway.
If you say that the current education system should be killed, my uncle, students pay money every day to study, what the hell are you teaching? To put it simply, it is useless at all, it is complete formalism
, if you have time to take this nonsense class, you might as well talk more about professional knowledge and so on, so that these college students who don’t know anything can learn how to eat as soon as possible.
This was supposed to be the legendary love lecture, but Lao Yi dragged me here. This old boy is sitting upright next to me, listening to the lecture given by the menopausal woman on the podium.
, while listening, he told me: "I have always had feelings after listening to this class. I think I was the legendary class representative back then, known as the Little Prince Mazhe."
Prince, your uncle, when I saw what the little prince heard, I smiled bitterly and lay on the table. Since Liu Yudi went to take a professional class just now, Lao Yi and I couldn't lurk in her professional class, so we could only find it casually.
I was in a study room, but unexpectedly I encountered this hypnosis class.
Seeing that Lao Yi was so excited, I didn’t want to disturb him, so I had to lie down on the table. Don’t tell me, it feels really good. Really, as I write this, I’d like to ask you readers, how long do you have?
No more sleeping on the table? After graduating from college, by some strange combination of circumstances, I officially embarked on the path of Mr. Yin Yang, but Mr. Yin and Yang also has seven emotions and six desires. To be honest, I am not interested in sleeping on a hard table.
I really miss this feeling. After all, this feeling has been with me for many years. It wasn’t until I left school that I discovered that some things will never come back after they have passed. I think this was often the case when I was in high school.
Du Feiyu often scolded me for sleeping in class, but I still slept on. It wasn't until I woke up that I found that I had an extra piece of clothing on me. When I turned around and looked at Du Feiyu, I could see her
He glared at me, but my heart felt very warm.
Until after college, I still liked to sleep on the table, but every time I would wake up from the cold, because the person who covered me with clothes was no longer there. A few years later, it was only now that I figured out that maybe warmth
It's that simple. I don't know where Ayu is now. Thinking about it now, what happened at that time is nothing at all. It's just that we were too young at the time.
Lying on the table, I began to think carefully about what to do next. I should first let the little girl Liu Yudi take me and Lao Yi around their campus. After all, Lao Yi's modified watch is carried with him. If
If there is anything unclean, if my eyes can't find it, he will find it too.
So I fell asleep in a daze. When I woke up, I found that the class had not ended yet. His class was really long and smelly. When I looked up, I saw that everyone in the classroom had already slipped away.
We were almost halfway gone, and the only ones left were those who were talking about love. I looked around, and in the whole class, only Lao Yi was left with his neck stretched out straight, listening with interest.
The middle-aged woman in front of the podium seemed to be finally tired of talking, so she casually asked: "Students, we are taking a temporary test now. What is the second question I just asked?"
Originally, this was a self-inflicted question. No one in the audience listened to your lecture, let alone answered you. But then Lao Yi suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Capitalist production relations are not
The manifestation of adjustment within its own scope is: the development from the free competition stage to the monopoly stage, and the development from private monopoly capitalism to state monopoly capitalism!"
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He was indeed the little prince Ma Zhe. The female teacher was a little excited when she saw that there were still people in the audience listening to the class. However, she felt that she was rewarded for killing silkworms, so she said very happily: "This classmate, your answer is too great."
Okay, which class are you in? I want to give you extra points!"
I was a little confused when I heard this. Damn it, Lao Yi, please don't let it slip, otherwise we will definitely be kicked out.
Lao Yi smiled slightly and said to the teacher: "Teacher, it's serious. Marx said that human perceptual activities are not based on the existence of things, but determine things based on consciousness! It doesn't matter whether you add points or not."
Obviously, the teacher also saw the strength of little Prince Ma Zhe. For a moment, she didn't know what to say. When I saw that the situation was not right, this old Yi was just talking in jingle. He would definitely let it slip. If we were kicked out,
In this school, if we can't find the escaped female ghost, sooner or later we will really go to see Marx!
So I hurriedly got up and pulled Lao Yi to the back of the classroom. As I walked, I said to the teacher on the podium in an apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, teacher, this is my roommate. He forgot to take his medicine today. I will take it with him now."
He goes to eat, so don't be like him."
Lao Yi obviously still had some Marxist philosophy that he didn't say out loud, but he also felt that it was inappropriate to stay in this classroom any longer. So he and I slipped out.
The sky is so blue. Lao Yi and I were sitting on a tree-lined path on campus. I looked up at the sky with a cigarette in my mouth. I don’t know why the sky on campus is so blue. I spit out a mouthful
The smoke is really getting warmer now, and the branches and grass on this trail have sprouted buds, which actually made me temporarily forget my anxiety, as if I was back to an ordinary person.
Thinking about it, this society is really fucked up. Although I haven’t been in the society for a long time, I feel deeply about it. You say people, when I was in school, I always thought about when I would graduate, but when I actually graduated,
, but wanted to go back to school. His uncle’s.
Lao Yi had been fiddling with his watch for a while. He turned to me and said, "Old Cui, that's not right."
What's wrong? I turned around and looked at him and asked him, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Lao Yi looked at the watch again, and then said to me: "There is nothing unusual about this school. Didn't you feel that it is just like an ordinary school except that there are more women and the energy is a bit more yin than yang?"
Ah, and look."
As he spoke, he pointed with his finger at a statue not far to the east, which was the statue of the great Mao Zedong. The kind-hearted Mao Zedong was tall and mighty. He was wearing a military coat and stretched out his right hand, looking righteous.
But this was just an ordinary statue. I didn’t see anything wrong with it, so I asked Lao Yi: “Isn’t that the statue of Grandpa Mao? What’s wrong? What’s wrong with it?”
Lao Yi shook his head and said to me: "Don't you still know the power of this statue of Grandpa Mao?"
I shook my head. Isn't it just a statue of Mao Zedong? What power could it have? I really don't know. Lao Yi saw that I really didn't know, so he told me the mystery of this statue.
To say that Lao Yi is born with a good head, this has been mentioned before. Qi Men Technique pays attention to the cooperation of the eight doors. Just now Lao Yi has used his second-hand modified watch to calculate every person on the campus.
From one direction, he discovered that the darkest spot on the campus was at the statue.
To say that there are some things in today's society that cannot be brought to the fore, including the theory of Feng Shui, maybe some master was invited when this school was first established. In order to avoid making mistakes in this most sinister place, here it is
A statue of Grandpa Mao was erected.
As for the statue of the old man, it is amazing. It is protected in many places. Because of his words at that time, he drove away countless ghosts and ghosts. Moreover, Mao Zedong was also a military strategist. As the saying goes, one general can accomplish thousands.
The bones are withered, so the statue of Mao Zedong gives people a feeling of being calm and powerful, and very murderous. So until now, no dirty thing dares to approach the statue of the old man, and they all stay away from it.
This is true, because the great Mao Zedong once saved our country, so he has become the belief of the people. As the saying goes, the people are everything, and the power of this belief cannot be underestimated, because the people belong to the world. So.
Standing here, this statue of a great man completely stabilizes the land. It can ensure safety and allow students in the school to remember and visit. It kills two birds with one stone.
Lao Yi said to me: "This school is really not weird at all. His uncle doesn't even have a trace of evil spirit. So is Xie Bi'an deceiving us? He's treating us like monkeys."
Otherwise, we should go back."
I shook my head again. It was a little impossible to say that Xie Bi'an was playing tricks on us. After all, he didn't eat salt either, so he couldn't just entertain us and entertain us. There was no benefit in playing tricks on us at this school.
There must still be a problem. His uncle, you know, the Yuan Group is still some kind of "Golden Toad Presenting Treasures" place, shouldn't something go wrong?
So I said to Lao Yi: "No, then that old guy Xie Bian gave us this hint, indicating that there must be some clues here to find the escaped female ghost. When Liu Yudi finishes class, let her take us there
We've been looking around this school, and if we really can't find any clues, it won't be too late for us to evacuate."