I don’t know when I started to be afraid of women. Maybe it’s because I often deal with female ghosts, which makes me a little sick. But this sickness is not abnormal. My sexual orientation is quite normal, but my mentality has changed.
, Fortunately, I have hope now. My hope is that the so-called Seven Treasures White Moon Wheel can really remove my five shortcomings and three shortcomings, so that I can live a life of a wife and children.
I'm tired. Really, this bustling Harbin is not suitable for me. Walking on the road, the women in the big city are all dressed up, but I can't see the clear look in their eyes that can make my heart beat.
On the contrary, their eyes are full of emptiness. Maybe this is the social ills of materialistic desire, the sequelae of fast food life, the innocence of childhood is long gone, and they don't know how far away tomorrow is, and what day tomorrow is.
What makes me gratified is that Zhang Yaxin's eyes seem to be relatively clear. This may be the effect of having enough food and clothing, or it may be the character of this little girl. Anyway, I quite like this kind of eyes. It is true. Although this
After the girl got to know me well, she became a bit unreasonable like a young lady, but because she knew everything about me, I could tell her a lot of things without having to hide them. It is a blessing to have one more person who can talk to you.
things.
Zhang Yaxin saw that I was really unwilling to move and didn't force it. She sighed and said to me: "Well, speaking of which, I haven't been to your house yet. Is there anything delicious or fun?"
I smiled bitterly. There seemed to be some apples and biscuits left at home. As for the fun stuff, apart from kof, the only stuff on my computer was pornographic movies, neither of which seemed very fun.
After going upstairs, Zhang Yaxin walked into my small room. She was a little surprised and said to me: "I really can't tell. It turns out that you also like to be clean. This is far from the bachelor room I imagined. You don't even have a swimsuit."
There are no posters of girls.”
I smiled bitterly and felt ashamed in my heart. Fortunately, I had the foresight to put those bad books under the bed long ago.
I washed a few apples and put them on the table, and we started chatting. In fact, I asked her to go upstairs. I really didn't have any other thoughts in my mind. I just wanted to ask her something.
So I said to her: "Girl, let me ask you something. Dong Shanshan, your good colleague, has she done anything unusual recently?"
Zhang Yaxin looked at me and said strangely: "Why are you asking her? Are you familiar with each other?"
Maybe it’s because I’ve been hanging out with Uncle Wen for too long, and now it’s so easy to make up lies. I said to her, “You don’t know, since I helped you two get rid of the dirty things last year.
, I don’t think your colleague is doing well. There may be some unforeseen disaster this year. As the saying goes, there are dreams every day, spirits foretelling good and bad luck, Zhuang Zhou’s illusory saucer, Lu Wangzhao’s flying bear, I don’t understand even if I tell you, anyway, it’s probably
That's what you mean. Tell me, has she done anything recently?"
Zhang Yaxin listened to me saying a bunch of things that seemed to be jingle, but she didn't understand it as I expected. It's not her fault. It would be really weird if she understood the ability of this old bastard like me.
She sat on the bed, thought for a while and then told me: "There is nothing abnormal. If there is any abnormality, then her boyfriend seems to be crazy."
Is this grandson Yu Xi crazy? I was stunned. Could it be that he was frightened by Li Xiao? What are the consequences of losing one soul? It’s his uncle’s retribution!
I asked Zhang Yaxin to tell me more carefully, and Zhang Yaxin told me: "Sister Shanshan told me that her boyfriend suddenly called her one day and wanted to break up with her. She didn't know what was going on and thought something had happened.
As for her son, she wanted to talk to him face to face, so she went to his house. Who knew that when her boyfriend saw her, it was as if he had seen a ghost. He was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed, and said to her, please
She should not come to him again, otherwise his life will be lost."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Yaxin said to me helplessly: "Brother Cui, tell me, this is not crazy. It made Sister Shanshan sad for a while. I heard that his boyfriend's family sent him to a mental hospital.
Went because he didn’t dare to go out all day long and kept saying there were ghosts and so on.”
After listening to Zhang Yaxin's words, I thought to myself, it seems that Na Youxi did not go crazy because he was missing a soul, but was frightened, but others did not believe him, so they regarded him as a lunatic. Although I still don't know what Na Youxi is.
He is so young, but hearing about his current situation, how can I not feel secretly happy?
Evil will be punished, God is just and fair.
Just when I was secretly feeling happy, Zhang Yaxin stretched out and said to me: "It's really boring. I don't know why you can stay there so calmly. If your computer can access the Internet, I'll steal the food."
Stealing food? What is that? So I asked her: "What are you stealing food?"
Zhang Yaxin touched my forehead, and then said to me: "Brother, can you tell me which generation you are from? You are so old-fashioned, you don't even know about the new food stealing thing?"
Don't tell me, I really don't know. I just saw Zhang Yaxin open my second-hand laptop and dial up the Internet. I finally saw what stealing food is. It turned out to be a web game. It's so boring. Looking at Zhang Yaxin, she seemed to have no idea about it.
She was so happy that she even told me that she was addicted to playing. She set the alarm clock in the middle of the night and got up on time to collect the vegetables because she was afraid that others would steal it.
I smiled bitterly and shook my head, is this thing really so fun? Maybe only people living in big cities find it fun, because my family lives in a small county town, and I used to run on the mill when I was a child, so the people in the village are like
I don’t see anything interesting about farming the ten acres of land inherited from Liu’s family. But this does illustrate a problem, that is, this vegetable-stealing game can give people the feeling of being a thief.
Have fun, life is stressful, and it's not illegal to steal other people's things here.
Just when I was thinking wildly, Zhang Yaxin seemed to have finished stealing food. She opened my F drive and was stunned. She looked at a folder and said to me: "Tutorial on the evolution of paleontology? Brother Cui, are you still studying this now?"
"
It’s over! When I saw Zhang Yaxin click on my F drive, I remembered that the folder of ‘Paleontological Evolution Tutorial 2..0’ was where I kept my pornographic films!
Seeing Zhang Yaxin about to open that folder, I almost broke out in a cold sweat. If she discovered such a dirty thing, even my old titanium and stainless steel face would be so embarrassed that there was no place to put it.
So I hurriedly told her: "Well... right, I'm studying postures recently, and I don't miss the books until I use them. I'm going to take the postgraduate entrance exam next year, and there are just some information here, nothing interesting, by the way."
, don’t you want to go shopping? Come on, let’s go now, why do you think I suddenly want to go shopping again?”
In fact, I didn't want to go shopping, I was forced to do so, and I wanted to distract Zhang Yaxin quickly so that she wouldn't find out about the troubles of this young Werther.
But tragedy happened. Zhang Yaxin heard that I wanted to go shopping with her again, so she told me: "You didn't want to go just now. By the way, I also want to take the postgraduate entrance examination. Let me see what materials are required."
Before I could react, she had already opened the folder.
Embarrassment is no longer enough to describe my current mood. My current mood can simply be described in one sentence, that is: Embarrassing and crying with embarrassment——————————————————
-----------'It's so embarrassing'.
Obviously, Zhang Yaxin's little face turned red, and she didn't know what to say for a moment. I quickly said to her: "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, this is what the kid who lives with me saw. He is afraid of his wife."
My son found it, so I saved it in my computer.”
In fact, I wanted to tell her that these were just materials for me to contact with life sketching, but when I thought about it, I couldn't say it even if it was so shameless.
Throughout the afternoon, I went shopping with Zhang Yaxin, which made my legs almost break. What made me depressed was that although Zhang Yaxin blushed at first, then she patted my shoulder as if to enlighten me, and then said to me
Said: "Brother Cui, this is normal, please don't explain it."
So I was completely miserable. All afternoon, Zhang Yaxin looked at me like a pervert, making me unable to lift my head.
Fortunately, around four o'clock, when we were tired from shopping, we went to Uncle Yuan's noodle shop. We hadn't been there for a while. Uncle Yuan and Aunt Yuan were still the same, and there was still no business in the shop.
Uncle Yuan looked at the two of us, gave us two cups of hot water, and said to us: "Xiao Fei, are you two today? What do you want to eat?"
I don’t know why, but every time I see this old man, I feel very friendly. I smiled, shook my head, and said to Uncle Yuan: "No, Yi Xinxing is here too. As usual, Uncle Yuan gives it to me first.
Let’s make a bowl of noodles, I’m always craving your noodles.”
Uncle Yuan walked into the kitchen with a smile. Zhang Yaxin was sitting next to him. I took out my mobile phone and called Lao Yi and asked him to come to Uncle Yuan's noodle shop and treat him to dinner in the evening.
After hanging up the phone, I suddenly thought of Shi Jueming again. I didn't know if his hand was as fine as my shoulder, so I called him again. The call went through, and I faced
Caller: "Shitou, this is Lao Cui, how is your hand?"
Shi Jueming said to me on the phone: "Haha, nothing's wrong. I took a day off. Your nails are really amazing. They are already scarred. It seems that the bones are fine, but there are still some.
It hurts, I think it will be fine in two days."
I heard that he was okay, and I felt very happy, so I told him: "It's good that he's okay. By the way, Lao Yi and I are outside now. You can come over too. Let's have a drink."
Shi Jueming agreed happily. After asking me the address of the noodle shop, I hung up the phone. After a while, Lao Yi arrived first. As soon as this old boy heard that Zhang Yaxin was here, he came with a big car with a sharp head.
Yes, a typical behavior of a man who falls in love.
As soon as he entered the room, he greeted Zhang Yaxin with greetings, and the nanny completely ignored me. I smiled bitterly and shook my head, this old Yi who forgets his friends after seeing sex.
After a while, Uncle Yuan had already prepared the dishes. He brought the dishes over and took half a box of beer. At this time, the door of the noodle shop opened and Shi Jueming walked in.
I hurriedly asked Shi Jueming to come over and sit down. Shi Jueming was still very polite. After he sat down, Uncle Yuan happened to be walking over with a few empty wine glasses. The two smiling people looked at each other.
But I found that Shi Jueming's expression changed unexpectedly, and he seemed to be surprised. Looking at Uncle Yuan, it was as if he had seen something incredible.
What happened to him?
(Two chapters have been completed. I have been recuperating for the past two days, so the plot is relatively relaxed. The next chapter will start to enter the exciting chapter. Please look forward to it and ask for votes and recommendations by the way.)