The heaven and earth are formed by five kinds of qi. The five qi travel in the earth and arise in all things. People receive the qi from their parents. The original body receives the qi, and the body receives the response. The Sutra says: When the qi is sensed and responded, the ghosts and people will be blessed.
It can be seen that there are many theories about the corpse being buried in the soil. Of course, this is a bit mysterious. The ancients have long written their experiences in books and passed them on to later generations. However, the things recorded in the books are also true and false. To be fair,
There are liars in our modern times, so there must have been liars in ancient times. Therefore, you must not believe what is recorded in ancient books, but you cannot believe everything.
Lao Yi told me a set of unique burial theories passed down by his family, called "Eight Methods of Discussing the Corpse after Life". Although I had long known that Lao Yi, a folk scientist, came from a Bai sect family, at that time I
I really didn't understand what he said.
So I asked him: "What are you talking about? What are the Eight Methods of After-Sales Poetry? Why is this name so out of tune?"
Lao Yi looked at me like he was looking at a toad in a well, and said to me: "It's not after-sales service. Although we said it was similar to after-sales service this time, what I said had nothing to do with after-sales service. I said
It’s a set of formulas passed down from our Yi family’s ancestors.”
To say that this person who has been a monk since he was a child knows more than me who has become a monk in the middle of the journey. Of course, this refers to Feng Shui. He told me that his family's ancestral "Eight Methods of Discussing Corpses after Life" has a total of eight sentences.
It describes the shapes and formations of eight kinds of corpses. As the saying goes, people are divided into good and bad, and corpses are divided into bad and bad. The formation and change of these bad and bad fortunes depends on the way they are handled after the burial.
Lao Yi told me that among the eight formulas, there is one that fits the situation of the Zhen family's ancestral tomb. That formula is, 'There is nothing wrong with the earth and the wind, but when the soil is damp and the coffin is broken.'
There is a kind of land that is very dry on the surface, but after digging three feet into the ground, it is filled with mud. If a dead person is buried here, it will become a 'corpse ground'.
I believe everyone has heard of the so-called 'Corpse Raising Ground'. This is also recorded in the "Burial Sutra". It is considered that the 'Corpse Raising Ground' is the most terrifying, dangerous and taboo cemetery in funeral feng shui. The remains are buried by mistake.
After being placed in the 'corpse-raising ground', human muscles and internal organs will not only not rot, but also hair, teeth, nails, etc. will continue to grow. The corpse absorbs the essence of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers due to the light of the sun and moon, and some body functions are restored to life, as if
When a dead soul comes back to life, it will transform into a zombie, wandering around and sucking human blood for a living.
Listening to what Lao Yi said, my whole body felt numb. His uncle, this is a little bit mysterious. Do you think there really is Ma Xiaoling in this world? But then I thought about it, although there probably is no Ma Xiaoling in this world, but
Zombies do indeed exist. Although this may seem a bit exaggerated, my experience is here. Which of the things I encountered is not an exaggeration? But didn’t those things really happen? Besides, didn’t they all happen?
, didn’t you think that Uncle Jiu died together with an old Zongzi?
I have to say that I am afraid of zombies when I mention them. It is the kind of fear that comes from deep in my heart. When I was a child, I watched those zombie movies. When I talk about zombies, I immediately think of those people wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms and wearing big hats.
A hat, something that can't keep its legs apart and can't walk properly without jumping around.
I remember when I was in high school in Yin City, when I heard Uncle Jiu talk about how awesome the Corpse King was, I was filled with disdain, thinking that even if such a thing existed, an RPG anti-tank rocket launcher could blast through her.
, but now, many years later and after experiencing so many things, when I hear the word zombie again, I feel scared in my heart. Damn it, if this really happened to me, where would I find an anti-tank rocket launcher?
ah!
Fortunately, Lao Yi was just assuming this and could not be sure. Who knew whether his ancestors were bragging? But having said that, I suddenly remembered something again, and my eyes suddenly lit up. Wait a moment,
Zombies?
If you really encounter any zombies, it might not be a bad thing! I remembered that the stones and the Seven Treasures White Moon Wheel I mentioned need the same material, which is zombie blood.
This is what the so-called evil is born out of fear. In order to get rid of the five shortcomings of his uncle, what if he really fights zombies? I looked at Lao Yi next to me and asked him to shoot three first.
The Escape Superboy rushed up first, while I used various spells to launch a sneak attack. I didn't believe that I couldn't bring down an old gangster who had been dead for many years.
So I slapped my thigh and said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, you are really a genius. If there are really zombies, then we will be in trouble!"
Lao Yi's stupidity seemed to have relapsed in time. He looked at me with big eyes and said to me: "What the hell? What do you mean, why don't I understand?"
I didn't explain to him, but took out my phone first. It's almost noon now. Shi Jueming must have been living a bourgeois life with Cha Shui'er in the office. Shi Jueming is different from us. After all, he
He has a serious job to make a living, unlike Lao Yi and I, who are just messing around. He had already told us this when we were drinking. He is different from Mr. Nianzi Liu. In addition to being able to do divination,
He doesn't know anything anymore, so he can't fight side by side with us. He can only make suggestions and point the way for us from behind.
I called Shi Jueming. Not long after, the phone was connected, and Shi Jueming's magnetic voice came: "Hey, Lao Cui, how was your vacation? Why did you remember to call me?"
Where is it?"
I smiled bitterly, why are you still on vacation? It was just a cool job, so I told him: "Don't mention it, something happened, we might encounter zombies or something like that."
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone was a little stunned, as if he didn't believe it. He asked me: "Zombies, are they the ones on TV that can run away?"
Brother, where do I know where to go? It’s all speculation now. I’m speechless. This Shi Jueming, who has never seen the market, seems to be a layman besides knowing how to calculate. So I said to him: "I also
I don’t know, it’s just a guess now. If it is really a zombie, then the zombie blood may be found. By the way, don’t you know how to do calculations? How about helping me calculate our fortunes these days?”
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone heard what I said and said, "Okay, what method do you two want to use to calculate it?"
I didn't know any methods, so I said to the phone: "You can use any method, just see if it goes well for us within a week."
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone said, "No problem, are you in a hurry? If you're not in a hurry, I'll do the math for you two after dinner."
I said: "Don't worry, you can eat first, and then just send the results via text message."
After saying a few more polite words to him, I hung up the phone and said to Lao Yi: "You know this time, take precautions before it happens. It would be best if the things in the cemetery don't turn into zombies. If they turn into zombies, it's better."
We won’t lose money if there are zombies, anyway, it’s not a loss-making business.”
Lao Yi understood it when I called Shi Jueming just now. He said to me: "I said Lao Cui, okay, you have a quick head, but you just have to be soft-hearted, otherwise you will definitely be a profiteer."
I smiled bitterly, do you think I'm soft-hearted? If I hadn't been soft-hearted, would I have ended up where I am today? If I hadn't been soft-hearted, I would probably have children who would be so picky by now.
After lunch, Lao Yi and I rubbed our stomachs again and burped until we were full. I have to say that the food was so good. There were so many birds and animals all day long that I got a little angry. Man, I am.
I have oily skin, and after these big meals, I suddenly developed a pimple on my forehead.
Touching my acne, I was filled with emotion, "It's okay. This proves that I'm still in my prime. Although my mentality has almost turned into that of an uncle, my body is still honest. I'm still young and haven't reached the beginning of autumn."
When we were having dinner just now, the old man of the Zhen family obviously didn't know about the move of the ancestral grave. He was still chatting with the two old masters about old things like sesame seeds and rotten millet. This old man has a bad memory as he gets older.
, he had already talked about many things yesterday, but brought them up again today. The two masters, Wen Shu and Uncle Lin, were a little speechless, but they didn't want to hurt the old man's elegance, so they had to continue to listen to the old man's repeated words with a smile on his face.
Telling the story of food stamps.
In the end, the old man drank some wine today and even cried while talking. He took Uncle Wen's hand and said, "My eldest daughter has a hard life. It's all my fault. It's all my fault."
I don’t know who his eldest daughter is, but when Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin heard this, their expressions changed immediately. The Zhen brothers at the same table quickly said to the old man: "Dad, you must have drunk too much, otherwise
Why don’t you go inside and lie down for a while?”
The old man did have a little too much. After all, he was too old to drink. He said reluctantly: "I don't have much, I don't have much! It's all thanks to you. You are all unfilial. Now you still want to piss me off."
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When Aunt Zhen saw that her father was angry, she quickly got up and stepped forward to coax the old man. She said that the older people get, the more they look like children, so she coaxed the old man into the room.
Lao Yi and I saw the serious expression of our boss. Although we didn't know what happened, the boss was angry. Workers should stay as far away as possible. This is a wise saying. Nicholas Guangkun once said:
Fighting with the boss was endless fun. And since we were both full, we slipped out of the door to bask in the sun.
Lao Yi and I were squatting low at the base of the wall, smoking and bragging, when Uncle Wen came out with a serious face, glanced at us, and then said to me: "What are we talking about? What's there to talk about?"
?Go get your things quickly and go up the mountain with me."
It seems that this old guy is really angry. Although I don't know why, and I don't know what happened recently. I never saw him get angry last year, but after the Chinese New Year, Uncle Wen always gets angry.
, I don’t know why.
But I didn't dare to ask what was going on, so I walked into the house dejectedly, picked up my backpack, and accompanied Uncle Wen to the mountain under Lao Yi's sympathetic eyes.
The purpose of our trip is to find a new Feng Shui treasure land.
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