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Chapter 171 Shit luck

Chapter 171 Shit Luck

Nicholas Guangkun once said that even the best martial arts masters will fall into the pit one day. This is indeed true. Luck is really a very important element, and it is true.

I really didn’t expect that just when I was determined to die and waited for the old guy to pounce, the strong wind actually blew away the dark clouds, and tonight it turned out to be a ‘ghost moon’ again.

Ghost Moon, as the name suggests, ghosts are usually very active at night when this moon appears. As the saying goes, all things cannot live without light. In fact, the same is true for evil spirits. Without light, there is nothing. It’s just that people follow the sun and ghosts follow the moonlight. Because people

After death, the soul cannot withstand such strong sunlight, so it can only grow under the relatively soft moonlight.

The moon refracts sunlight, just like a mirror, so the moon is feminine. Many evil beings want to absorb moonlight as nutrition. This is what is often mentioned on TV, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth and absorbing the essence of the sun and moon.

In fact, as long as things are explained, it is not as profound as what is written in ancient books. You must know that the ancients are actually human beings. The books they wrote can be interpreted as a dialect, just like the Analects of Confucius, not Confucius.

Did you ask those nosy disciples to write down the words you usually talked about?

Speaking of zombies, they are different from those ordinary dirty things. The word zombie comes from "Da Qian Lu", which is a Taoist book. The meaning of zombie is: stiff limbs, head not lowered, eyes not slanted, and legs

Regardless of the distinction, the corpse does not rot. To put it simply, they are die-hards, who are alien to all things in the world. Often when the social atmosphere is corrupted, zombies will be born. Zombies are resurrected by Qi, worship the moon, open their eyes, and absorb human blood.

Survive.

The purpose of worshiping the moon is to absorb a certain energy from the moonlight, just like when we first wake up and feel sleepy, we are not energetic when we go to work in the morning, but when we go downstairs and see the sun, we feel more energetic, which is enough to fill a dream.

As luck would have it, when the 'ghost moon' appears, zombies usually hide in caves or woods, because the 'ghost moon' also refracts sunlight, but is refracted again when it passes through the clouds, causing it to appear in the periphery.

A halo. The light of this halo happens to belong to Yang. It has no effect on ordinary ghosts. But for this old diver, it is really a headache. Because the laws of heaven must have their own principles of mutual generation and restraint, there is no absolute

Invincible, this is the fundamental source of the mutual restraint of all things.

I was stunned, looking at the "ghost moon" in the sky, I really didn't expect that my luck was so good. His uncle, this can't be said to be good luck, it can only be said to be a combination of circumstances.

God, God, you are quite fair. A lightning bolt killed this old diver, but the 'ghost moon' appeared again at night to restrain it, which only made Lao Yi and me miserable.

Personally, I have to wipe your butt, which makes us both feel so embarrassed.

The sound of click, click, click came again, and the old diver seemed to be unable to bear the illumination of this "ghost moon", so he turned around and ran away in the woods very mechanically.

Although it is very thrilling to tell now, this series of events did not last more than ten minutes at the time. I never expected that there would be such a dramatic turn in the end, so that I was stunned, and I still didn’t put down my hands folded on my chest.

I can't believe this is actually true.

It wasn't until there was no more sound in the woods that I let out a deep breath, fell down on the muddy ground, and started shivering.

Anyway, I don’t have to die, and we all don’t have to die. It feels so good to be reborn after a disaster. It’s like drinking a glass of urine with the determination to die, only to find out after you drink it that it’s Harbin beer.

Enjoyable.

Lao Yi was still lying there. He was very surprised to see the old diver running away, and asked me weakly: "Old Cui, what's going on? Why didn't it kill us?"

I smiled bitterly, stood up, walked over to him, helped him up, and then said to him: "How did I know? Maybe our lives were not meant to be cut off, because a 'ghost moon' appeared in the sky."

Lao Yi leaned against me, I took out two cigarettes, lit them, and put one in his mouth. Although it was safe tonight, it didn't mean that the old bastard wouldn't come out tomorrow night.

It’s the truth that you can’t avoid May Day if you can’t escape the first day of the Lunar New Year. After May Day, there’s still June 1st.

After about ten minutes, Lao Yi was able to stand up reluctantly, and the injury on his hand began to slowly heal. This was a blessing in misfortune. The evil spirit did not really enter the body. This is really

Fortunately among misfortunes.

When I think about the fact that we promised the two old stickmen that we would return to Zhen's house in half an hour regardless of whether we find Aunt Zhen or not, but it has already been more than two hours, they must be very worried, but fortunately Aunt Zhen did not

Her life was in danger, she just fainted. I hope she didn't see the old diver, otherwise the Zhen family would really be in chaos.

It was already very late at night. Since the old bastard ran away, all the birds and beasts nearby should have returned. I don't know if it was the night owl on the tree that started to cry "coo coo coo", as if it was coming.

Laughing at our bad luck.

The two of us walked into the woods. I pulled Aunt Zhen out of the bushes and touched Aunt Zhen's forehead. It was very hot, as if she had a high fever. Oh, it was really hard for her. In order to give these two old sticks

Sending an umbrella almost cost her life. Thinking about the faces of those two old charlatans, I really felt that it was not worth it for her.

But it was useless to say anything, so let’s go back first. I carried Aunt Zhen on my back, and then walked back with Lao Yi.

It was difficult to walk at night, so it took us about an hour to get back to Zhen's house. When we opened the door, the Zhen family were all sitting in the living room, and of course there were two old masters. Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin saw that I was carrying Aunt Zhen on my back.

He quickly stepped forward to help Aunt Zhen and helped her to the sofa. The Zhen family members began to complain that their sister was really troublesome.

After Uncle Wen heard this, he turned back and glared at them, and they did not dare to speak out.

Uncle Lin brought a glass of water and pinched Aunt Zhen at the same time. After a while, Aunt Zhen woke up. She coughed, then opened her eyes with difficulty, and found that she was at home. She asked us in a weak voice:

"What's going on here?"

I smiled bitterly, how could we know what was going on? When I saw you, you were already in this state, and your great-grandfather was also with you and almost took you away.

Uncle Wen hurriedly asked her what happened. After Aunt Zhen thought about it, she said to us: "I just remember that I went up the mountain to look for you two, and found that you two were not at the top of the mountain, so I went down the mountain and walked

It started to rain while we were walking, so I looked for a place to take shelter from the rain. Unexpectedly, when I reached a meadow, I seemed to trip over something and fell, and then I didn’t remember anything.”

Huh, Lao Yi and I breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. It's okay if we don't remember it. Otherwise, it would be terrible if it causes panic. When the time comes, it will become a mess and there will be no way to end it.

Lao Yi was obviously still very weak. Since the Three Escapes had long since dispersed, he returned to his natural dumb mode. He did not expect to cause panic. He suddenly said to Uncle Lin: "Uncle Lin! We are on the mountain.

I just saw that old..."

Dizzy, can you please let me calm down? Brother, I hurriedly covered his mouth and said loudly to everyone: "I just saw an old rabbit on the mountain. Oh my god, that boss, catch up with the little pig."

It’s too late.”

Uncle Lin glared at Lao Yi. It was obvious that they had not told the Zhen family about the disappearance of the old diver. If the Zhen family had known about it, they would not be sitting here drinking tea peacefully now.

It was already very late, and the two old masters saw that Aunt Zhen was fine except for being caught in the rain and having a fever, so they asked everyone to go to bed.

After Aunt Zhen was settled, the two old guys surprisingly did not argue with each other anymore. Instead, they took us to the room, asked us to sit down first, and then asked us what we had found.

Because Lao Yi has learned from past mistakes, he doesn't dare to speak any more now, for fear that if he says something wrong again, he will be looked down upon by Uncle Lin, an old bastard, so the burden of explaining this falls on me alone. I thought to myself

, should he tell the truth to these two old bastards?

Although the two old masters already knew that the old diver was missing, there should be a lot of excuses for the disappearance of the body. There are countless wild beasts in the mountains, and it is still a new grave. It is not impossible for wild wolves and dogs to dig it up and take it away, and even if they tell

Without them, what effect can they have?

I don’t know about Uncle Lin, after all, I haven’t had much contact with him, but I understand Uncle Wen just like a farmer uncle understands farmyard manure. With Uncle Wen’s ability, should I let him fight the old diver in a landlord fight?

Moreover, if I tell the truth to them, my identity as a disciple of the Bai sect and Lao Yi will be exposed, so what’s the difference between my brain being used to shit?

Thinking of this, I decided to play with these two old guys as usual, so I pretended to be very innocent and said to them: "Well... because it was too dark in the mountains, we got lost.

, while walking, I saw Aunt Zhen lying on the grass, so I carried her back. This mountain is really not a place where people live. Look, the branches scratched our hands. "

After I finished speaking, I showed my arm to the two old guys. The wound scratched by the black nails had stopped bleeding, but it had not healed yet. It was just like a wound scratched by a branch.

When the two old guys saw what I said, they didn't say anything. They lowered their heads and said nothing with a somewhat worried look. The room was very quiet. Although Lao Yi did not have the evil spirit entering his body, relatively speaking, he still absorbed part of it. Although he was later

My black nails were cured, but when I came back I caught a cold, and my body began to react and began to emit uncontrollable gas. That is, farts, and the only sound I could hear in the quiet room was his farts.

Uncle Lin became impatient and scolded Lao Yi: "Get out of here, I'll see if you don't bother others."

Lao Yi was very helpless, because he didn't want to become a bastard, but this was purely a physiological reaction and he couldn't help it, so he looked at me and walked out of the room. Before closing the door, he left another "ten"

A loud and aggrieved fart sound.

After Lao Yi went out, he finally became quiet. Uncle Lin went to open the window angrily to ventilate the air, and I asked Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen, what should I do if the body is gone?"

No way, this is indeed a fact. It would be bad if we can't figure it out. Obviously, the two old masters are also worried about this matter, because they created this geomantic treasure land. If the Zhen family is allowed to do so in the future,

If people find it embarrassing to find their ancestors' graves, then the joke is too big.

The old magic stick lit a cigarette, took a long drag, and said to me: "Xiao Fei, your vacation starts tomorrow. Go home and play for two days, and then go back to Harbin directly."


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