I know that other people will not take Wenzi’s words seriously, but I am sorry. “Who is Gang? He is not a paparazzi from gossip weekly, but a successor of divination. When I heard what he said, I suddenly remembered that he had told me before.
Said Uncle Yuan’s eyes.
He said that this matter is not simple, does it have anything to do with us?
At this moment, the waiter brought the braised dishes: the fish was placed on the table and the smell of fish came out. In order to savor the taste, the chef made several slits on the fish. When it was hot, the slits opened like a mouth.
Lao Yi was joking with Zhang Yaxin. When the food came, he picked up his chopsticks and wanted to pick it up. Who knew that when he saw the fish, his face suddenly turned pale and he covered his mouth and ran out.
I smiled bitterly at poor old Yi and felt silently for his tragic stomach.
I know it's not convenient to talk about everything now. So I didn't ask what happened to Shitou. I'll talk about it later after we finish the meal and send the two little girls away.
Lao Yi staggered back, and it looked like he had vomited clearly. The whole thing was a tragedy. What’s even more tragic is that although Lao Yi had a bad appetite, all Liu Yudi ordered were greasy meat dishes. I couldn’t bear to watch Lao Yi anymore. It made me sick.
So I asked the waiter to serve some green vegetables, beer and so on first.
Fortunately, Lao Yi got used to it a little bit. Zhang Yaxin asked Lao Yi: "Brother Yi, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Lao Yi took a sip of beer and then sighed and smiled bitterly at Zhang Yaxin: "It's hard to say enough, sister, I'm really sorry that I didn't leave you anything."
Obviously Zhang Yaxin didn't understand the silly words Lao Yi said. She also knew that although Lao Yi was dull all day, he was very optimistic and kind-hearted. When she saw Lao Yi feeling so uncomfortable, she asked Lao Yi: "Brother Yi, is he working too hard?"
It’s okay. Let’s go on a trip someday. Our company will go on a trip to Beidaihe in two weeks and let the family members take the trip. I’ll tell my dad then and I’ll take you two there too. How about we go diving?”
Poor old Yi's face turned livid again when he heard the words "diving two kilograms" while the beer was still in his mouth, and he covered his mouth and ran out again. Zhang Yaxin asked me in surprise: "Brother Yi, what happened?"
I said to her with a wry smile: "A man's first kiss may not always be a good impression."
Obviously Zhang Yaxin didn't understand what I said, but this girl's personality is so good that if others don't want to answer, she will never ask. I have to say that among the girls I know, she is the most sensible one.
She picked up a piece of fried tenderloin from the plate and put it in my mouth and said to me: "Brother Cui went out for a walk and feels good now."
It's not bad. I thought with a wry smile in my heart that I originally wanted to go out and relax, but unexpectedly I met an old party member who has been diving for many years. () Going to it for diving is not the kind of diving in the group. The old man and I were confused.
Yidu left a shadow! Fortunately, I gained some harvests and obtained the flesh and blood of zombies. This trip was not in vain, so I regarded it as a kind of practice.
So I said to her: "It feels so exciting. You should know what I do. I met a "good brother" in the mountains. He was so enthusiastic that he almost kept me and Lao Yi."
Walk."
I have always been outspoken about Zhang Yaxin. After all, she is the only ordinary person around me who knows the identities of Mr. Lao Yi and me. Of course this little girl can understand what I mean, so she follows me
Said: "It's really hard on you two. I have decided to take you two out to have a good time."
Liu Yudi beside me seemed a little distracted. She didn't seem to understand what we were saying. However, she saw Zhang Yaxin picking up food for me and chatting happily with me. Her face seemed to have changed, but she didn't show it. She just smiled at me.
Said: Xiao Feifei, what are you two talking about? What are you doing? Why don’t I know?"
When it comes to people, they always overestimate their abilities. Just like at that time, although I complained about myself every day as if I was very mature, when it comes to certain things, I was still a layman, including women.
At that time, when I heard what the little girl said, I didn’t think much about it. Anyway, we were used to having troubles before, so I told her: "When adults are talking, children, please don’t interrupt and eat your food."
When Liu Yudi heard what I said, her expression suddenly turned ugly. I don’t know why, but she took out a large piece of red meat with three layers from a small purple clay pot on the dining table, and then
He put it in my mouth and said to me with a smile on his face: "Okay, okay. I'll listen to you and see that you have become so thin. Eat some meat quickly to replenish your body."
I was a little stunned when I looked at the little girl. This girl doesn't have this kind of personality. Could it be that she has changed her gender? If anything is different, she will become a monster. Maybe this girl is holding back something bad.
I looked at the big piece of meat on my plate. It was a big fat piece of meat with a layer of pig skin attached to it. The chef in this restaurant didn’t seem to be very good at it. There were also a few pig hairs on it because there were
I also had a close encounter with the old diver when I was at Woodpecker Ridge, so I was no better than Lao Yi.
I swallowed and then gave Liu Yudi a smile and said, "Well, girl, I haven't had much appetite these past two days and I'm afraid of indigestion. You're still on your own!!!!"
The reason why I screamed out loud was because when the little girl Liu Yudi saw me not eating, she smiled all over her face, but she reached under the table and pinched my thigh hard. ()
She was still laughing, but it looked so scary in my eyes. I saw her smiling and said: Xiao Feifei, don’t give me any face. If someone else pinches you, you eat it. I pinch it for you. Why don’t you eat it?
It's his uncle's fault that she can still laugh and strike with deadly blows. My tears are almost squeezed out. I remember that this wasn't the first time I've tasted this move. I remember when we were fighting when we were young, her famous secret skills besides "Torrent Boxing" are...
This "killing hand" but such a familiar feeling is tasted again after many years, but there is no nostalgic feeling. Only pain. It seems a bit redundant to describe it. Whose thigh can be pinched without pain?
How could I dare to say another word after I had been tricked? So I hurriedly said to the little girl: "Eat, eat, eat!! Can't I just eat?"
Liu Yudi looked like a little devil now. When she saw that I agreed, she let go with a smile. But how could I see that her smile was fake? I rubbed my poor thighs and then picked up the belt with a grimace on my face.
Maoer's pork.
A greasy feeling came from his mouth, which made Qi Xiaoxian San'er follow in Lao Yi's footsteps and swallow the big piece of meat. He almost vomited it out in disgust.
I finally understood. What does beauty mean? This little girl Liu has been a disaster. She has bullied me since she was a child. Although she is now protruding and protruding, her true nature has not changed.
Zhang Yaxin lost her words when she heard that Liu Yudi seemed to have something to say in his words just now, and looked at me with a little embarrassment. Shi Jueming smiled and sighed next to him, and looked at me with a strange look, which made me feel uncomfortable all over.
Fortunately, the awkward atmosphere reappeared. Lao Yi wandered back again and saw us like this. He asked curiously: "Hey? Why don't you talk?"
It is true that wherever there is Lao Yi, there will be excitement. Even though he has gone out and vomited twice, he can still liven up the atmosphere. We drank beer and talked about interesting things that happened around us.
Lao Yi said to Shi Jueming: "By the way, Shi Shi, do you have a number now?"
Shi Jueming smiled and shook his head and said to Lao Yi: "You also know that I am one of those people who got into this business only by being half-coaxed and half-cheated."
Lao Yi became interested as soon as he heard this, so he happily said to Shi Jueming: "This is not possible. If we don't have this thing, we will have a lot less convenience. Otherwise, I can help you get one."
Shi Jueming was originally a calm personality and he didn't want to make such a joke, but it would hurt Lao Yi's face, so he had no choice but to nod along with Lao Yi's nonsense.
Seeing Shi Jueming nodding, Lao Yi took out a piece of yellow paper from his trouser pocket. It seemed that he had come prepared. He asked Shi Jueming to press it and put it away. Then he said to Shi Jueming: "Stone
From now on, your Taoist name will be called "It's real. Doesn't this name suit you?"
Shi Jueming nodded with a smile and didn't take it to heart at all, but I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart. It seemed that Lao Yi wanted to drag Shi Jueming into the water and get together. "He is truly one of the most handsome heroes in the Northeast. I really impressed her."
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Liu Yubian still didn't understand what we were talking about, so she just didn't ask. She pouted her little mouth and ate the greasy meat. I felt a little puzzled in my heart. I still didn't know what kind of style she was smoking today.
But seeing that she was unhappy, I couldn't ignore it, so I changed the topic and asked her: "By the way, little girl, where did you go on your trip this time? Do you have any interesting experiences? Let us all be happy too."
Fortunately, as soon as I talked to this little girl, she immediately became happy. After all, her character is also lively and she is still young. We have all had this experience and always want everyone to surround us. So the little girl told us
: "This time Teacher Shi led us to go mountain climbing. It was fun but quite tiring. If there is anything unusual, let me think about it. If you encounter a ghost, will you forget it?"
Due to our special professional nature, Lao Yi and I immediately became nervous when we heard the word ghost. Even Shi Jueming looked at Zhang Yaxin curiously. I saw that Liu Yudi said it so lightly, and I doubted the credibility of her words.
Encountered a ghost? Could it be a pervert eating tofu in the car?
Seeing that we all seemed quite surprised, Liu Yuqi came over and told us her hellish experience in a very excited tone. It turned out that their trip this time could also be said to be a travel sketch. After all, there is art in normal colleges.
The kind who majored in the department will be an art teacher in the future, while Liu Yudi’s major is a kindergarten teacher. The kind who will be a kindergarten aunt in the future. To be honest, I really doubt how this violent little devil can tolerate those children. But this is all the future.
Let’s not express the words for now.
But that night, Liu Yudi and the others had finished their meal. Nowadays, little girls’ after-dinner life is very colorful. They either play mahjong or poker. At the worst, they have to eat snacks in groups and discuss other people’s rights and wrongs. It’s nothing more than who and what.
Don't laugh at someone who stole his boyfriend and acted like a bitch. Female students really love to discuss these things.
And that night, Liu Yudi didn't know why but she suddenly remembered that I was here and the thugs were here. This was really evil. These were her exact words. She suddenly thought of me in her mind and wanted to call me. She thought the people in the hotel were too noisy.
So they walked out of the hotel and called me. The hotel these girls stayed in was not a hotel on the mountain, but one in a small county at the foot of the mountain. This small county was quite poor, and every household went to bed very early at night.
The whole street was deserted. It was already around 11 o'clock in the middle of the night. Many of the street lights beside the street were broken and it was cloudy at night, so it was pitch black. But who was Liu Yupo who grew up in a rural area in the mountains? It was dark.
It's nothing to her at all.
So she took out a phone, but the voice prompt said that I was not in the service area or had been turned off. I don’t know why. The more she couldn’t get through, the more uneasy Liu Yudi felt, so she didn’t want to go back so early. To be honest, her personality was not so much like
Girls are more like boys. Although she is very beautiful, sometimes she behaves more manly than me, an old man. I even want to call her Brother Liu.
She didn't want to go back to the hotel and listen to those old ladies talking nonsense, so she wanted to walk on the street to relax in the breeze, but unexpectedly, she suddenly felt very cold after walking for a while.
At this time, there was no one on the street and there was no wind, but she felt so cold that she couldn't help but shiver. When she was about to walk back, she suddenly seemed to hear some sound in the distance behind her.
It sounds like a child's cry and a bit like the sound a cat makes when it's in love.
You must know how intrusive it is to hear this kind of sound on a deserted street at night. But Liu Yudi is an anomaly. This little girl has been famous for her courage since she was a child. She is so bold that he can eat her, but she is not afraid.
I'm curious as to what the sound is.
So she looked for the sound and walked a few steps towards the corner where a primary school wall was in front of her. She heard the sound coming from the corner. Fortunately, although she was brave, she was not stupid, so she hid secretly.
Look over there at the corner.
In the darkness, I saw an old woman with a stooped figure pushing something that looked like a stroller. This was nothing at all, but you knew what time it was and how could an old woman push a stroller?
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