These two buddies didn’t refuse. It seemed that if they weren’t taking advantage of each other and were not stylish enough, they were the bold and generous types who deserved a close friendship. They said that there was another person who wouldn’t go back to bed until night, so I made the bed and went to drink with them. They both
He took me to a small restaurant nearby and ordered a dish of boiled pork slices, a dish of soy beef, and a home-cooked cold dish. I asked them if they could drink it, and they smiled and said, just go ahead and drink as much as you want. I
Once he heard this, he had no worries and told the waiter to bring a box of Harbin beer. The cold dishes would be served soon.
I really wanted to drink and get drunk. I didn’t think about anything. If she wanted to break up with me, why did she ask me to see her off and why did she smile at me? Is this revenge on me? Am I really guilty of such a big crime?
What?
"Come on, buddy, I'll do it. You two can do whatever you want." I brought up the wine for the third time. In terms of drinking capacity, these two can only be older than me, not younger. But I was already on my third bottle so quickly.
Anyone who sees it will feel something is wrong. After Bao Long had sex with me again, he asked me: "Brother, are you worried about something?"
I filled the cup with beer. I have to say that the beer here tastes better than the beer at home, but the more I drank, the more sour it became. The alcohol was starting to get to my head, so I smiled and said to them, "Brothers, I'm heartbroken."
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By the end of the drinking, everyone was drunk. It is correct to say that the most continuous communication between men besides fighting is drinking. After a meal of wine, we were like buddies who had been together for many years, each holding a cigarette.
, and went back to bed with their arms around each other.
When I returned to the dormitory, I found that the absent buddy had returned. He looked quite old and had a big beard. I handed him a cigarette and introduced myself. This old buddy’s name was Wang Cheng. I didn’t know this until later.
I am already twenty-three.
The lights were turned off, and I lay on the bed listening to Li Xiaoqiang's snoring. My head was still dizzy. Who said you can forget sad things when you are drunk? I am grateful to his eight generations of ancestors.
People are actually quite mean, I can understand it deeply now. The less you want to think about things, the more they will always linger in your mind, like flies that you can't get rid of no matter how hard you try.
It wasn't until I got out of bed to pee that I looked out the window and saw that it was already dawn. A person's college life was about to begin. This is probably the virtue.
Speaking of which, I am still too mentally fragile. Many years later, a good friend of mine often talks to me about this, and my boss often scolds me, saying that I am not suitable for this industry.
College life is indeed about this virtue. Classes started the next day. Even the military training was skipped. There were more than 30 people in the class. According to the practice of this industry, there were more men than girls. But the appearance of these women was really disturbing.
Dare to compliment. Later when I listened to Teacher Guo’s cross talk, Teacher Guo described Teacher Li’s sister. It sounded to me like he was describing the girls in our 06 Visual Communication Department.
Forget it, what they look like has nothing to do with me. I found that my personality gradually became more taciturn. Maybe it was because of the stimulation. I began to feel that the things around me had nothing to do with me. I
Apart from drinking with Bao Jinlong and the others in the dormitory, I basically didn’t say a word. When I went to class in the morning, I didn’t know what those idiot teachers were talking about. I didn’t listen either. Half of the semester has almost passed, and there are many
None of my classmates knew my name. They didn’t even notice my existence.
My tutor Liu Mingming is a very particular person. He has talked to me many times. He said that I am too introverted and this is not good. I also know that this is not good for me. I have lost any motivation and am just waiting to die.
.But there is no way, the habit has been formed and it is not easy to change.
There is an old saying: If you don't choose to be perverted in silence, you will continue to be perverted in silence. Liu Mingming may be worried that I will become the second Ma Jiajue.
I am indeed a bit perverted. One day, Bao Long said he wanted to dye his hair and asked me if he wanted to go. I said yes. As a result, he shaved off his hair and dyed it yellow. My hair is very long now and has blocked my eyes.
I dyed my hair blue directly. Just like a cospiay. No matter how you look at it, it’s eye-catching. Bao Jinlong and I were walking on the street with one yellow and one basket. Now that I think about it, I feel very stupid. This is the truth. After going to bed, Bao Jinlong and I
Long felt that there was still one color missing among the three primary colors, so he encouraged Li Xiaoqiang to dye it red. Li Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed reading fantasy novels. After hearing what we told him, he turned around and said feebly: You idiot.
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In fact, none of us in the dormitory are good people. Including me, I know this well. Two months after my freshman year, we basically stopped going to class. We were always hanging out in Internet cafes. Me, Qiangzi, Bao Long,
There is another buddy named Xiao Tao who plays WM World in the Internet cafe day and night. Basically, there is not a day without skipping bed. When he is hungry, he goes out to drink. When he is sleepy, he goes back to bed.
Thinking about it, a lot of interesting things happened during this period. One day, the four of us went to stay up all night. There was a kid sitting next to me. He was not very old, and he looked to be about the age of one or two in high school. This guy's hair style was bigger than
I'm also domineering and pink. It's no exaggeration to say that I'm a bit similar to Young Trunks' Super Saiyan transformation. I'm also a bit like the Statue of Liberty. I'm afraid that his hair will get tied up when I pass by him.
Look at me. I squinted and saw that this guy’s QQ name is quite domineering. It’s called “沩沵莣夃裣唷”. I don’t know when this stupid article started to become popular on the Internet. I looked at it for a long time and didn’t realize it.
What does it mean? Later, Taozi told me that the name is "For Your Infertility."
I felt that this young man's aura was so strong. Damn it, I'm almost 20 and still a virgin. How old are you that you dare to be infertile?
In the second half of the night, my upper eyelids and lower eyelids started to fight. I was so sleepy that I put on my headphones and lay on the computer table and fell asleep. But I don’t know how long I slept before I was heard by a loud bang.
The sound woke me up and scared me. I thought it was the lighter on the table that exploded. When I sat up, I realized that it was the bastard next to me who was playing a dancing game. The keyboard had something to do with him.
I was typing the blank space as if to hate, and kept cursing. I was speechless, so I patted the guy on the shoulder and told him in a nice tone to be gentle. But who would have thought that this bastard just glared at me?
, "cnm, who are you?"
Oops, I was so happy, and the brothers on my left were also happy after hearing this. Qiangzi had already smiled at me and got up to go to the toilet. When he came back, he had a leather spoon in his hand. He stood with a cigarette in his mouth.
When I got behind that guy, I saw that he was still pressing the keyboard back and forth, left and right. After I saw that the hadron was in place, I slapped that bastard in the face. Let me tell him.
Who am I?
The guy was beaten stunned, and Qiangzi dragged him directly from the stool to the corridor of the Internet cafe. Since we often come to this Internet cafe, and the network administrator here who is on duty at night doesn’t like this guy, so he doesn’t care.
Just give this guy a good Harmony Society-style beating. The poor guy fell to the ground and covered his head. This was to prevent the strongman from continuing to beat him on the head with the leather rafter. It seems that he is the kind of person who beats me and scolds me.
Okay, just don't touch the owner of my hair style. I squatted down and picked her up by the collar of her clothes, and asked him, "Do you know how old we are this time?" The poor little girl kept nodding.
I didn't feel like I was relieved yet, and I didn't know why I suddenly thought of his QQ account, and scolded him: "Don't blame us for beating you, you said you can't even write a Chinese character, why the hell are you still
'Because of your infertility'? Change it for me! Change it to serve the country with loyalty!!"
After looking at this poor little kid with tears in his eyes, he changed his QQ name to "Serve the Country with Loyalty", the four of us all laughed, and the people playing games in the Internet cafe also laughed. I said to this poor little kid: "Tell me about you."
You're a warrior, you're too bad, I'll step on you a little bit, you're such a pitiful baby, come on, I said you're too boring, get out of here." Watching the unlucky guy run out of the Internet cafe, our brothers continued
Just kidding, I suddenly thought of something.
That's not right, I wasn't like this before? What's wrong with me?
Since I haven’t slept much for a week, I fought back my sleepiness and entered the game, and then started to do the tasks. The tasks in wm are really difficult to run. If you run, you will keep coming back and keep running. My
My profession is feathers, and I want to fly from one side of the map to the other. Soft music comes from the headphones. My bloodshot eyes are staring straight at the screen, but as I stare, I actually have hallucinations.
It is true that people are prone to hallucinations when they are extremely tired. This is the first time I have had hallucinations in my life.
I felt as if I had entered a game, flying in the sky, with mountains and rivers beneath me. Thinking of mountains, rivers and rivers, I suddenly thought of the pattern in my mind reflected in the "Book of Three Purities" that I had not touched for a long time.
This situation made me very happy. Thinking about it, I haven’t been this happy for a long time. I kept flying like this. Maybe I can only be happy in imaginary illusions. The reality is too cruel, too
Ruthless.
When I woke up, it was Bao Long who shook me awake. He told me that the school was checking people today, and I had to get it, otherwise the credits would be deducted. I got up and stretched my waist, thinking to myself, it seems, this "
"Sanqingshu" really can't just be abandoned.
After registering at school, I was still very sleepy, so I just lay down on the table and fell asleep. When I woke up again, it was the last class in the morning. Psychological consultation. I was very surprised how this could happen.
A class seemed to be held temporarily. A pretty-faced female teacher with glasses was telling everyone some so-called psychological knowledge. I listened briefly and thought it was useless. If you are someone who can't think clearly, such as my buddy, you
Even talking about the dragon's cry will not help.
The bespectacled girl later asked us to take out a piece of paper and said we were going to do a psychological experiment called "House Tree Man". It was to draw three random things on the paper. A house, a tree and a person. When I heard this
The thing was still interesting, so I picked up the pen and drew one. The people were drawn inside the house, and the trees were drawn outside. After finishing the drawing, I suddenly felt that it was not satisfying, and there seemed to be something missing, so I picked up the pen again and drew outside the house.
I got a few knives and a few snakes, and drew a hanging rope on the tree. I also painted the background black and drew the moon. Now it’s perfect, I thought.