Grandma Qian is really old. Every time she comes home, she can feel her ears and throat. () She has to speak loudly to hear anything she says, but the old lady is still very nervous.
He was thinking about me and when he saw me coming back, he held my hand and asked questions. I almost couldn't hold back my tears. I had to turn around and pinch my nose, wondering why a man like me cried so easily.
Looking at the old lady's expression of distress after seeing me in my current state of skin and bones, I feel unspeakable pain in my heart. At the same time, it also strengthens my confidence to live. I can't die yet. There are still many things waiting for me to do.
So I secretly made up my mind, isn't he just Yuan Mei? Although Shi Jueming said that he was some kind of reincarnation of a god and an immortal descended to earth, but after all, he is still an old helper. Even if he can control the old lady cat, I am deeply convinced.
You know what it means to be an ant biting an elephant. Tonight, buddy, I will go to the warehouse to find Mrs. Huang Santai. When the two horses from the north and south are gathered together, it will be like a two-in-one little bully. Naturally, it will be endless fun, plus we have the idea of a rigid formation.
It is not impossible to beat the old master to death with a stick!
It was night. After I waited for my grandma and dad to fall asleep, I took out the key to the warehouse, the roasted chicken dumplings I had prepared, and a bottle of white wine. I got out of the house and opened the warehouse. I carefully closed the door.
Turned on the light.
The familiar and somewhat disgusting feeling of Shenyu right in front of me came over me again. This is the unique aura of Northeastern immortals. I couldn't be more familiar with it. I first took out the opening charm to open my eyes, then arranged the tributes, and then started from the incense table.
I took out three sticks of incense and lit them, then prayed sincerely and said: "Tainai, please come out. I have something to do with you."
Not long after Huawang finished speaking, I saw a figure slowly emerge on the cement wall next to the examiner. It slowly became clearer like a painting. As expected, it was the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked figure.
Huang Santai milk.
I saw it leaping down the wall in one step, then looked at me, smiled and said, "You thug, when did you come back?"
Oops, this old guy doesn’t even know I’m back. Fortunately, he’s still my family guardian fairy. This information is too ill-informed. It wasn’t until later that I realized that this kind of family fairy is just like humans. It needs to rest and recuperate during the day.
When you practice cultivation, you can see the moon and rise up at night. Unless there is something important happening in the family, the ghosts will not appear during the day.
They all say that if you want to ask for help, you must bow your head first. When I saw this old lady with little feet coming out, I immediately bowed to her with a smile on her face like a slave and said, "My dear, I only got home at noon today. This is not what I want to do."
Are you okay, so I came to see how you are doing after not seeing you for a long time?
When Huang Santai saw what I said, she didn't immediately say anything. She just crossed her legs and sat cross-legged in the air like a cannon. At the same time, she stretched out her old hands like dead branches and grabbed the hot spot in front of Shenyu out of thin air.
The chicken flew over. Even though Huang Santai is a veteran who has been cultivating for many years, she still has a special hobby for things like chicken. This is a nature that cannot be modified.
I saw the old lady biting off the neck of the roasted chicken in one bite, then holding the chicken head with her wrinkled hands and sucking it with relish. She didn’t know what was wrong with the chicken head. Anyway, just watch her suck it.
After sucking it for a while, I actually sucked the chicken head and turned it into a jelly-like thing. This old guy pinched it off in one bite. I was really stunned when I saw how he ate it?
Huang Santai wiped her mouth with tears and then said to me with a smile: Speaking of juniors, I have watched you grow up, and I don’t know how many tricks you have. Tell me, what do you want me to ask you to do this time?
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Damn it. This old guy really knew directly that I was always trying to be polite, cheat or steal. As soon as he said that, I started to get rid of those idiots. So I poured a cup of white wine and raised my hands respectfully.
He paid tribute to it and said at the same time: "Tainai, I have thought about it. I want to take you as my teacher and become a disciple!"
After all, Mrs. Huang Santai is an old man with many years of experience. She has too many scheming minds to count. When she heard what I said, she took the liquor in my hand and drank it all in one gulp.
You were born with a stubborn temper, why did you suddenly change your temper today? Tell me, did something happen to you?"
I smiled bitterly, and sure enough, I couldn't hide anything from it. So I told it everything about Yuan Mei. After listening to it, the old yellow man's two little eyes rolled around as if he was thinking about something. After a while,
It opened its mouth and said to me: "No way." Junior
I was shocked. Why didn't it already promise me before? Why did this old yellow man turn his back faster than turning over the book? So I hurriedly said to it: "Too darling, didn't you have already said something to me before that I only want to think about it?"
If you pass, will you accept me as your disciple? Why can't you do it today?"
That Mrs. Huang glared at me and then said sharply to me: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's a trivial matter for you to lead the horse. Who said I changed my mind?"
I looked at this old yellow man and wondered for a while. Since it is a trivial matter, why does it mean that it just said it can't walk? Before I could ask it, it opened its mouth and said to me: "If the person you are talking about is Mr.
I’m afraid it won’t be of any use even if you worship me as your teacher.()”
Hearing what he said, I remembered that whatever happened to the disciple after leading the horse, he would always ask the master to take care of him. What Huang Santai said probably meant that Lian Yuan read the most salaried verses, deputy foot Gong Zu added this o
My heart went cold when I thought of this. Isn't it like this? If you can't fuck Yuan Mei, wouldn't it be a waste of time for me to come back? So I was a little disappointed and said to Mrs. Huang Santai: "Don't you even think that Mrs. Huang is the best?"
Can't you defeat Yuan Mei?
Huang Santai sighed and took a sip of wine and said to me, "You can't beat me, haven't you forgotten? Fighting is not your specialty."
Yes. I suddenly remembered that Mrs. Huang’s profession is to help people treat patients. It’s really embarrassing for her to possess me and fight with others. Why did I just remember this? I’m so depressed. What should I do?
When Mrs. Huang saw my disappointed look, she immediately smiled and said to me, "Don't be afraid. There's nothing we can do about it."
Hearing this old yellow guy say that there is a way, I felt really angry and happy at the same time. This old guy doesn't talk big words easily. What made me angry was that this old guy likes to gasp so much when he talks. It made me feel happy and disappointed at times.
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I hurriedly asked this old guy: "My dear, what should I do? Can you give me a clear path?"
To say that an animal is always a beast, even if it is transformed into a human form, it will still have long hair. It has to be said that the nature of Huang Santai, a yellow-skinned man, who likes to play, has been well preserved in it.
I have definitely grown up now because I have such an appetizing personality. If I were to meet four of them before, I would calmly go to the yard, pick up a brick, and flip it on its old face.
But now I have to endure it in order to survive. Fortunately, this old guy is really kind to me. After all, he is my family's guardian fairy. So he said to me: "Junior, although you are too naughty, I am proficient in medical skills."
But think about it, among the three thousand and six Northeastern Great Immortals, there are not only a few who have true supernatural powers. Apart from me, there is also an Immortal Family living in Zhujiakan'er. If you have enough opportunities, you can ask him to help you.
Damn, you are right. Anyway, there are these old wild immortals in the Northeast, and the majority of them hope to achieve righteousness. Why do I want to hang this old lady on a tree? I have said before that the ability of a disciple is as simple as that of a disciple.
It’s the same computer that often downloads pornographic movies. Most of the seeds are hacked. These disciples have made the cocks of the immortals. As soon as the opportunity comes, the immortals will get up. However, according to common sense, the body of the disciples is not used by an immortal family.
In addition to the master you worship, sometimes you will be attracted to the surrounding immortals randomly?
I heard that some disciples brought more than 200 immortals with them when they went out. This is not impossible. However, among these immortals, there are also people who fish in troubled waters and cheat food and drink. They have no real ability, so they have to find a few of their own.
To put it simply, trustworthy immortals can sign some kind of contract with them, and their bodies can only be used by them and cannot be used by other immortals.
In fact, it was because I knew this that I gave up my worries and wanted to join the ranks of disciples. Anyway, this Huang Santai is my family's Baojiaxian. Now that it is behind me, it can't harm my flesh.
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I was just thinking about who the great immortal in Longjiang who has magical powers is who Mrs. Huang said, when Mrs. Huang spoke again and said to me: "Don't think too much about that immortal's cave. You have been to that immortal's cave before, but that immortal is here."
My temper is indeed quite good, but as long as you become my disciple first, the great immortal won’t make things too difficult for you, do you understand?”
I looked at the idiot Huang Santai and understood it. How could I not understand? Fortunately, buddy, I am not a blind person. Now that the words have come to this, hurry up and become a disciple. Hurry up and become a fool. Oh no.
He must be the leading disciple.
So I followed Mrs. Huang's instructions and knelt down first to worship the Eight Directions, secondly to the Moon, and thirdly to the Patriarch. Then I offered three glasses of wine to the old lady, lit five sticks of incense, and the ceremony of becoming a Patriarch was completed. It was easy to get there.
After I stood up, I called Mrs. Huang respectfully: "Master."
Huang Santai was probably herding horses for the first time, so she was obviously in a good mood. She said to me: "Well, I don't like the title Master. You might as well call me Tainai from now on. Do you have a nickname?"
When I think of the ID number, I get worried. Of course I have it. I'm just embarrassed to say it out. And it should be registered below now. This thing is just like an ID card. It is the proof of Mr. Baipai's identity. When I saw Mrs. Huang Santai asking me, I also
I didn't dare not answer, so I scratched the back of my head and said to it with a wry smile: "My name is unique in the Northeast."
After hearing what I said, Mrs. Huang looked me up and down and said to me: "Don't you see that you are quite crazy for a junior?"
I smiled bitterly and didn't say anything. I thought in my mind that I, a crazy person like me, should know that you, an old yellow guy, haven't met Yingjun Xia yet. He is much crazier than me.
Mrs. Huang didn't say much. After all, this thing is just a code name. Cats and dogs don't matter in its eyes. She said to me sternly: "Today, Northeast Yijue, you volunteered to take the horse. In the future, we must make many good friends."
Do you understand that fate can show the prestige of our immortal family?
I nodded solemnly.
That Mrs. Huang actually said to me with a very solemn expression: "Kneel down and listen to the true words of the Patriarch!!!"