"Ask how many twists and turns there are in a beautiful relationship in this world~~~~"
It was another evening, and bursts of miserable singing came from seat 105 in carriage No. 4 of the n59 train, attracting the attention of the passengers around them. These miserable singing songs were uttered by a young man.
He had bird's nest-style hair tied on his head, and there seemed to be two expressions on his face, half of him was smiling bitterly, and the other half was unable to smile.
Yes, this young man with a wretched face is me, nicknamed Cui Zuofei. I looked out the window, and my heart was in chaos. I didn't know how else to express my feelings except singing.
I looked out the window. It was already summer. Even the old men and women around me had put on half-length sleeves, but I was very unusual in wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt with a carved handkerchief. The temperature in the carriage was so warm that
It was very high, like a big cage. I felt like my head was starving of oxygen.
When people around me saw my unusual attire, they probably thought that this must be a strange man who disdained the world, or thought that I was an idiot who didn't like the heat. I smiled bitterly on the left side of my face and tried my best.
I wanted to put my head closer to the window to absorb some of the cool breeze when the train was moving.
My back was soaked with sweat. I felt that I was so unlucky, and at the same time, my mind went back to the evening at Xiaobaifen two days ago.
That goddamn Chang Tianqing is simply a person with extremely poor taste, or rather an old man. When I wiped the dirt off my hands, I was stunned, not because of joy, but because I was extremely disgusted.
I saw a crooked shape on my unlucky right arm. It was gray and gray. At first glance, I thought it was because the dirt had not been cleaned off. But when I rubbed my arm and it turned red, I realized
It was a tragedy to discover that this thing could no longer be removed.
I looked at Chang Tianqing's egg-shaped face and was speechless. I didn't know what to say. You said they were all from the same place. Why is there such a huge gap between demons? I want Huang Santai to be given to me.
The black nails don't affect my appearance at all, but why is this guy named Chang so disgusting and just gave me something that looks like a tattoo?
But if it is really a tattoo, it would be okay. The shape of this figure is like a snake, but other parts have no connection with snakes. It is impossible to distinguish the head and tail. The scales on the body look like dirt formed by not bathing for several years.
, I really couldn’t stand it anymore, and I had the urge to immediately pick up a brick and slap this old guy in the face.
This result really made me laugh and cry. I couldn't help but think of a buddy in my dormitory when I was in college. That buddy was simply the best in our academy. Ever since my family bought him a computer when I was a freshman, I
I never saw him go to class again. He spent all day playing online games in the dormitory. But this guy didn’t sit down and play like us. He lay down and played. That’s right. He specially moved to the lower bunk and bought
He set up a computer desk and blocked his way out. He covered himself naked in the quilt and played with his body all day long.
It can be said that apart from eating, drinking, and defecating, he spent almost the past three years in bed. Moreover, this guy has great endurance. I have never seen him wash the quilt. Three years later, his end
The quilt with black ends and white ends has become a beautiful scenery in our men's bedroom. No matter how wind blows or rains outside the window, I am still unshakable. We all admired him at the beginning. Think of those revolutionary seniors from Geleshan.
After enlightenment, the state of Zen meditation in Zhazi Cave is nothing more than this.
What's more, when I'm about to graduate, every time I pass this brother's dormitory before the exam, I have to go in and pay homage, and light three cigarettes as a good omen. The old man is not ashamed but proud of it, and even saves money on cigarettes. Already.
It wasn't until the eve of graduation that I went to take a bath in a bathhouse outside. I happened to meet this guy on his way out of seclusion. Maybe he was about to go home, and I finally experienced this spectacular scene. As everyone knows, going to a bathhouse It was inevitable that I would meet a socialite with tattoos, but that day I took a quick look and recognized the older brother from his back, but I didn’t dare to step forward to recognize him because the older brother had all black tattoos. It's like jailbreaking, this is so evil.
Later I discovered that this guy was not a member of the society, but a natural tattoo formed by staying in the dormitory all year round without taking a shower. This made me even more afraid to come forward and recognize each other, and I could only huddle in a lotus pod. Wearing quail, I thought silently in my heart: "You can't see me, you can't see me."
That guy had obviously reached a certain level of cultivation. He didn't care about other people's opinions and still took the shower very effectively. Finally, he asked a bath master to rub his back. There were four bath masters there. I was more than ten years old and had seen countless people, but when I saw that buddy that day, I almost cried. The voice was so bad that I didn’t even know where to start. The old master had to laugh and cry at the buddy. Said: "Man, your black dragon tattoo is pretty good. Where did you get it?"
I guess if I heard such words, I would even be tempted to get into the sewer, but that guy was different. After all, the incense he received from us was not in vain. He smiled contemptuously and didn't look back. He said to the bathing master: "Well, I am a college student volunteer from the 2006 class. I went to Gansu for a year, and there is a lack of water there."
I thought this was just a joke between us after dinner, but I didn't expect that this kind of thing would happen to me today. I didn't dare to show my arms because I was afraid that others would think that I was too timid and unhygienic, and I don't have that buddy. My son's behavior, let me say that I went to Gansu, but I really can't say it out loud.
And what's even more tragic is that I was very surprised when I found this piece of "dirt" on my right arm. But at the same time, I also felt that something was wrong on the right side of my face, and my expression seemed a bit inconsistent, so I hurriedly When I ran to the river and took a look, his uncle's expression, half surprised and half dull, appeared on the water.
This scared me. How could this happen? It was like having Parkinson's disease, but luckily, less than five seconds later, the right side of my face returned to normal. I almost collapsed and hurriedly ran there. Chang Tianqing asked him what was going on. Chang Tianqing sneered and said to me: "Huh, junior, do you think your master and I have the same magical powers as those of ordinary immortals? "
It told me that it turned out that its essence was too big. Even if it was a borrowed fairy bone, my body could not completely digest it, so the facial expressions on the right half of the face would be delayed. This is very normal. The right side of the face was not. Complete necrosis is already a blessing.
Hearing this, I really had the urge to go down to the river and drink water myself. Don’t do this! I really didn’t expect that after receiving this old guy’s fairy bone, I would have such sequelae. I almost died in a short time. I collapsed. Originally, I was very sorry for the audience, but after doing this, I became like Jigong. How can I live!
I felt very unhappy for a moment, so I stretched out my right hand and grabbed the big locust tree. Unexpectedly, I heard a click, and my hand felt like I had caught a piece of plastic foam. The thick bark of the tree made me feel uncomfortable.
I caught a big chunk!
Half of my face looked at the bark in my hand in surprise, and then at Chang Tianqing. Although I couldn't see the expression on that egg-faced face, its incarnation did have an arrogant smile on its face. It seemed that this was
Things that are taken for granted are normal.
I was very surprised. You don’t have to be like this to make a movie!?
With a little force, the piece of bark was crushed by me. Now I understand that it seems that this Lao Chang is indeed not an ordinary monster. It is indeed very offensive. Then Chang Tianqing told me that its fairy bones
Unlike Huang Santai's, Liu Xian is brave and fierce, so this fairy bone is very offensive. The black snake's teeth can bite the soul to death. At the same time, the strength of my right hand also increased accordingly.
Damn it. I looked at my right hand and only had these two words in my mind. My brother has really become stronger this time. With this hand that can both save and harm people, I seem to be able to bear it.
It has the title of 'One of the Best in Northeast China'.
It’s just the appearance of dirt on my arms and the right side of my face that is a bit disturbing, but now that I think about it, it’s only natural that there are gains and losses. What’s more, I’m not the only one in this world who can smile half way and not smile half the time.
, think about it, besides Grandpa Jigong, wouldn’t Jim Carrey also do this unique job? I don’t want to be too upset. My confidence in defeating Yuan Mei is now at an all-time high. Even if our formation fails, I will
He is also qualified to compete with the old cat lady.
When the time came for a big fight, it would depend on whether he would eat meat or drink porridge in the future, whether he would die or live! Thinking of this, I turned around and knelt down to Chang Tianqing again, and said to him: "Thank you, Master, for giving me this gift."
My immortal bones have shown me great kindness and kindness, and my disciples have nothing to repay!"
After that, I kowtowed three times to these two old guys respectfully. Chang Tianqing ignored me and said to me impatiently: "I told you not to do this with me."
, are you okay? If nothing happens, get out of here! Also, if nothing happens in the future, don’t ask me to have sex with you!"
I saw that this old guy was not willing to pay attention to me, so he simply ignored my hot face and went to touch his old cold ass, so I kowtowed three more times and then got up and walked back.
It's quite strange to say that it seemed like an hallucination. After I walked about twenty steps, a voice suddenly sounded in my mind. The voice seemed to be Chang Tianqing's, but it was a little different from this one.
The voice said to me: "Brother, remember your choice today, the truth will always be hidden behind the truth."
If you were walking well, how would you react if such a voice suddenly appeared in your head? Anyway, I shivered at that time, and immediately turned around to look, only to see Chang Tianqing in the distance still talking to me.
The tail plays chess as if it has never moved.
I turned around and shrugged. It seemed like I was hallucinating.
When I got home, fortunately, I was used to being expressionless, so my dad didn't notice the change on my face. Instead of delaying, I immediately booked a train ticket to go back to Harbin and stayed at home again.
After a day's stay, I got on the train back to Kazakhstan.
I looked out the window and came to my senses. I must be quite capable now, but this thing is really inconvenient. It seems that except at night, I will basically say goodbye to half sleeves.
It's such a tragedy. Just now when my dad sent me to the car, he called me stupid and said I didn't know how to heat or cold. Behind his back, I thought with a wry smile in my mind, I don't know how to know how to do it. It's like I was forced to do it.
ah!
The train has left Longjiang and is gradually accelerating. The scenery outside the window flashes by like a movie reel. I silently thought in my heart, Grandma, Dad, I’m leaving, and I don’t know if I can survive this trip.
I can't come back, but I'm sure that if we can put down that old cat lady this time, then the life I long for is really not far away.
It turns out that the feeling of having your ideal within reach is so wonderful.