The situation is so urgent that I don't want to think too much. There are only three ways in front of me.
a: Jump onto the booth and transform into an exhibit.
b: Take off your clothes and dress the statue.
c: I quit and rush out to fight with you.
Damn it! Neither one of them works! What should I do? As the two impermanences were about to enter the house, I suddenly felt tremendous pressure. Do you want me to fight with them? You might as well stab me to death.
They're not on the same level at all! I'm used to reading online novels, what the hell is saying about beating monsters beyond the level, I beat him, even if I fight monsters beyond the level, there must be a level limit, I am now
I am the kind of master who chops down hens in Novice Village with a wooden sword in his hand. Is it possible for you to ask me to hit the leader of Zuma with a stick?
Damn! What was I thinking?! Since there was really no other way, I was so anxious that I thought about some irrelevant questions, but when I came back to my senses, I saw those two white and impermanent feet had already stepped into the door.
It's over now! I closed my eyes in despair. He's good now. He doesn't have to choose. He only has to wait for death. I smiled bitterly.
When I was using the skill of waiting to die, Li Xiao suddenly rushed over and bumped into two old guys.
"Oh my, it hurts me so much." Li Xiao's collision actually stopped the two Wu Chang from entering the house, but it also fell to the ground. It took the time to wink at me and told me to be quiet, and I felt like it in my heart.
I knew it and nodded gratefully to it.
Seeing that the two Wu Chang were obviously stunned, Lao Fan shouted: "You must die!!" Xie Bi'an was also quite angry. You must know that these two brothers were at the level of urban management in the underworld.
No one dared to provoke her even if she was walking sideways on the street. Today, she was hit by a little girl. How could she not be angry? Xie Bian also cursed: "Who are you? What are you doing in such a hurry? Do you want to live?"
..kindness?"
Obviously it didn't finish speaking, because it looked at Li Xiao while talking. I have introduced it before. Li Xiao was exceptionally beautiful when he was alive. He also came from a wealthy family. He had been groomed since he was a child, and his skin was smooth and supple.
, now after death, it looks fairer because it has more energy than others. It has a pair of charming almond-shaped eyes that are watery. No matter who it is staring at, it will make it have the urge to cherish the beauty. Now it is sitting on the ground, because of the clothes it is wearing.
She was wearing a white robe, and it also deliberately exposed a pair of beautiful jade-like legs. How could she not make these two old perverts jealous?
I saw that after Xie Bian saw Li Xiao's appearance, he was so wolfish that he couldn't help but sigh: "Damn, there are actually women with such signs in this underworld, and I didn't know about it?"
But Lao Fan was even more exaggerated. If Xie Bian's eyes were so straight, his eyes almost flew out. He danced and shouted: "You must die, you must die!"
Damn, I can't stop despising these two old guys in my heart. Although I have heard that they are lustful, I didn't expect them to be so blatant. They are just two old mangy dogs!
Xie Bian seemed to have changed his face and said softly to Li Xiao: "Girl, are you okay?"
Damn it, can it be any more fake? I forgot who was cursing just now, not to mention that there was Fan Wujiu next to him who kept shouting that he must die, he must die. At this time, he pretended to be a good person.
Is it still useful? While he was talking, he even wanted to reach out to help Li Xiao. Seeing that his claws had already reached into the door, I suddenly got goosebumps again.
Fortunately, Li Xiao was smart. He stood up in time, and then fell together. The two Wu Chang immediately took a step back. At the same time, Li Xiao also stood outside the door. He only heard Li Xiao's sweet voice saying: "Oh, I was
Who is it? It turns out to be Mr. Xie and Mr. Fan. It’s a great honor for me to see these two gentlemen today. Please sign your autographs for me."
Although I can't see the situation outside now, I can definitely guess that Fan Wujiu, the mentally retarded person, is dancing and dancing, and I can only hear it shouting: "You must die, you must die!!"
Just listen to Xie Bian say: "Yes, there is no problem at all. Although we are too busy with official duties and have too many suitors, we always have time to sign autographs for a lady."
There was a bitter smile in my heart, just give me a knife. The two old gangsters didn't look at themselves in the mirror. One of them stuck out his tongue, and the other looked like instant noodles soaked in water. It's damned that someone would like them!
After a while, I only heard a few clattering sounds, which seemed to be the sound of signing with a pen. But in order to save me, Li Xiao smiled and said: "By the way, you two gentlemen, what do you want to do here today?"
Xie Bi'an, the old grandson, rushed to the train as soon as he saw the beauty's mouth. He only heard it say: "It's okay. Your imperious master has a lot of things to do. I came here today just to see if the decoration of this museum is in line with the appearance of our Fengdu city."
Mao, by the way, little... girl, are you new here?"
Li Xiao nodded, and then said: "Yes, Mr. Wuchang, what is there to see here? Let's go to a bar with my little sister. How about it?"
"You must die, you must die, you must die!!" I heard Fan Wujiu's excited voice, but this time I didn't use Xie Bian to translate it. I also knew what it meant. The ambition of the wolf was obvious, and then I only heard Xie Bian's voice.
came, but its voice didn't seem happy. It was obviously saying to Fan Wujiu: "Look at you, why are you so vulgar? How many times have you said this, how do you treat women, especially like this?"
Beautiful young lady, you should be as warm as spring, you know? Spring! Instead of being filthy like you, alas, it’s really a waste of time to teach you, forget it, little sister, don’t be afraid, my brother is talking rudely.
Not rough."
Well, there is no need to think about what Fan Wujiu said that destroyed the harmony. Fortunately, no one here except Xie Bian could understand him, so he was simply out of ear and out of mind. Li Xiao smiled and then faced Xie Bian.
Said: "Hehe, you two are so interesting, but I am a serious person, so I can only date one of you. Two brothers, which one of you will accompany me?"
I have to admire Li Xiao, these few words are well said, the sugar content is too high, at least three plus numbers. These three plus numbers are so powerful that they made the two old perverts feel confused.
Well, it’s no wonder. With the honor of these two gentlemen, I’m afraid there’s nothing they can’t be afraid of except paper figures. If there were no paper figures, these two old guys might just be like the vast number of compatriots who are college nerds, and they can only
I used a tool (paper figurine) to quench my thirst. Now that I see such a beautiful girl taking the initiative to throw myself into my arms, how can I not be tempted?
"Me, me, me!" "Must die!"
I just heard them shouting at the same time. In an instant, the surroundings became extremely quiet. Even I, who was hiding behind the door, felt embarrassed. Li Xiao was still smart, and he saw that he was facing the two Wu Yu.
He said in a very cute tone: "Who is it~~ Oppa~~ has decided~~"
Obviously, this sentence of Oppa was like a sharp sword that pierced the hearts of the two old gangsters, making them both have the urge that their own spring has finally come, so they just listened to Xie Bian
Said: "Brother, it's not easy for me, your eldest brother. Are you also looking forward to having a sister-in-law? You go home first. If you don't want to go home, just wait for me at the door of the inn. I promise to solve the problem in thirty seconds.
,what do you think?"
After Xie Bi'an finished speaking, Fan Wujiu shouted to him angrily: "You must die!!"
When Xie Bian heard this, he also became angry. He shouted to Fan Wujiu: "Old man, if you don't agree, then you won't agree. Why are you scolding me? I'm telling you, don't look at it, it's mine."
!Did you hear, I told you, I told you! Can you just pity Brother Qi, ah? At worst, I will give it to you next time..."
"Must die!!" Before Xie Bian could finish his words, Lao Fan said angrily. He didn't know how harmonious the words Lao Fan used in this sentence. Xie Bian was also very angry when he heard it. He saw Xie Bian cursed:
"Bah!! You said you look like a puff and you have the nerve to say that I look like a hanged man? I think you deserve a scolding, don't you!!?"
"Must die!!"
"Oh, you still scold me, am I giving you some face?"
"Must die, must die!!"
"Fuck, are you so capable that you still want to kill your brother and me with a knife? Believe it or not, I will kill your whole family??"
"Must die, must die, must die!!"
"Fuck you uncle!!"
I just heard them arguing back and forth, and then there was a "pop" sound, which was obviously a move. I heard that Fan Wujiu looked very angry, and suddenly I felt the fatal pressure again. It seemed like it was really
After taking action, Fan Wujiu shouted: "You must die!!!"
Then Xie Bian sneered and said: "Okay, I am a man. We have agreed that we will go to the back mountain to challenge each other. Whoever loses will go on his own. We have agreed in advance that we will not take the brick picker with us!"
"Must die!!"
After Fan Wujiu said these words, he flew away. I could feel that the energy was getting farther and farther away, but Xie Bi'an didn't leave yet. I saw it saying to Li Xiao like a pervert: "
Little sister, please wait for me for a while and don’t leave. Your Master Wuchang is going to do some errands and will be back in a while. Don’t be afraid.”
I just heard Li Xiao chuckle a few times, and then said sweetly: "Well, I know, Master Wuchang, ah no, I'll call you Brother Wuchang, you must come back, I'm afraid of you
Brother, please don’t let me fall into its clutches, okay?”
As soon as Xie Bian heard the beauty's words, his image in his heart suddenly became extremely tall. Maybe a belief in heroism came to his mind. I only heard a snapping sound. It was probably him patting his chest, and then he
Then he proudly said to Li Xiao: "Don't worry, sister, my brother will definitely come back victorious. Just wait for me... let's spend the night... hehe..."
I kept getting goosebumps when I imagined these words coming out of the old hanged man's mouth. This was indeed a bit disgusting. I just heard Li Xiao say: "Okay, okay, go quickly, I'll wait."
With you..."
When Li Xiao said this, Xie Bian laughed loudly and said: "Okay!! Just wait for me!! I'll be back soon!!"
After saying that, I felt its energy disappear quickly, and then the second half of Li Xiao's unfinished sentence slipped out: "What the hell."
I felt the anger of the two old hooligans disappear, and I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. Phew, this is really scary. Fortunately, Li Xiao is here, otherwise I would really be here today, but speaking of it, the legend is really different.
The uncle is a bit unreliable. I remember it was said in the book that Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu were Tie Tie's buddies, the kind who exchanged lives for each other. However, when they met today, the two live treasures actually quarreled over a woman, and it turned into a quarrel.
To the point where they have to fight each other freely to solve the problem, this has to make me doubt the history books again, but it is understandable when I think about it, because people's moods are constantly changing, and of course the same is true for ghosts. Maybe
They did have such a relationship when they were alive, but now that it has been about thousands of years, this relationship has probably faded away. I swallowed, then walked to the door and saw Li Xiaohe.
The old man from the museum who is still in a daze.
Li Xiao gave me a victory gesture. Obviously, the eldest lady was quite knowledgeable about playing with men. I said to her very gratefully: "Thank you, sister."
Li Xiao glanced at me, and then said to me: "Thank you, these two old gangsters are typical lower-body animals, and it is appropriate to play with them."
I also laughed. Indeed, although this matter was thrilling, I didn't expect it to end in this way. I felt relieved when I thought of the arrogant and arrogant look of these two grandsons in front of me and Lao Yi, haha
, let the two of them go dog-eat-dog, anyway, in the end they will both be the same.
So I said to Li Xiao: "Then let's leave quickly. They will probably come back to you later. What are you going to do?"
Li Xiao looked at me, then sighed and said to me: "It seems that I can only help you so far, because there is no ghost that Wuchang is looking for that can't be found."
I nodded and looked at Li Xiao. It had already helped me a lot, and I couldn’t keep it because it would harm it. So I said to it, “Then go quickly.”
Reincarnate, thank you, this kindness will never be forgotten, if you can still know me in the next life, I will agree to any request you have."
Li Xiao looked at me and said nothing, but his expression was happy. Maybe just as he said, he wanted to experience the feeling of helping others before he died. Now that he has done it, his wish is fulfilled and he has no worries.
Just as Li Xiao and I were talking in a low voice, the old man from the museum who had been in a daze beside him suddenly spoke. He was a little suspicious and also a little surprised and said to me: "Young man...are you Lao Jiu's apprentice?"