Yang Xu and I are having a great time catching them here. We caught about thirty or forty in just half an hour today. That’s basically enough. But if we go back now, we will be used as slaves by Lao Jia and Lao Zhang, so it’s better to stay here
I was pretending to be at ease here, and Yang Xu and I chatted wordlessly.
He said to me: "Hey~ you know, Yang Lei from our class seems to have broken up with that boy from Class 1." I was playing with the water, and I was very happy to hear what he said.
Teasing him: "Brother Yin, okay, you are quite well informed. Do you have a crush on her? Tell me honestly, do you follow her every day?"
When Yang Xu heard this, he became anxious, his face turned red, and he stuttered a little when he spoke. "Who, who is following you? If I follow you, I have to find someone good-looking to follow you."
The more I looked at his demo, the more interesting it became. I smiled and said to him, "I don't believe it."
He said: "Really, if I fall in love with her, you can pour water on me."
Damn it, I have never heard such a request in my life, so I poured water on his head. When the intersex person reacted, he was already crazy, and he started to fight back, but with my flexible pace,
Can he splash it? I stepped back a few times and got out of his attack range. Just as I was running and laughing at his stupidity, something happened.
There is a saying from our ancestors that great joy brings sorrow. I seemed to have stepped on something and slipped, and my whole body was in the water. I choked several times. When Yang Xu saw me slipping, he rushed over to help me.
I stood up from the water, coughed up some saliva and cursed: "Damn, why is this thing so slippery?" When I looked down, I saw a frog had been trampled to pieces. When Yang Xu saw it, he was very happy.
Yes, I should, this is retribution.
I was speechless. I was so depressed that I was not in the mood to catch any more frogs, so I went ashore with Yang Xu and put the fallen frogs back in plastic bags. The girls were sitting by a small pile of charcoal fire eating snacks.
, after looking at our wet looks, he laughed and said, "Are you two taking a bath?"
After seeing their faces, I regretted why I didn't spit on the toad just now for you to eat. Lao Jia and Lao Zhang just went to pee. When they came back, they laughed when they saw our appearance: "You
Are you two going to take a shower?"
I regretted again why I didn't pee in the white wine they drank just now.
Suddenly my whole body trembled and became wet. It was really cold. I asked Yang Xu if it was cold, and Yang Xu said not cold. You are cold because you are weak. I scolded him, you are fucking weak. Your whole family is weak.
Lao Zhang packed up the toads, put on seasonings, skewered them on wires, and grilled them together with sausages and other things. After a while, the smell of barbecue began to spread. Everyone here went crazy.
In the morning, I was already hungry. After smelling the aroma, I couldn't help but swallow. Lao Jia took out the beer and liquor with a smile and said to everyone: "Let's open some, what are you waiting for?" In fact, we didn't need him to tell us.
They all started to eat. Since everyone was having a great time, the girls also drank. Although these girls usually pretend to be polite, but as soon as the alcohol got stronger, one by one became crazier than the other.
He grabbed the toad and put it into his mouth without even taking off the head. He admired them very much. At this time, he no longer looked like a girl. He was still squealing and cursing: "Fuck, it's really hot."
After a while, I drank a little too much, felt dizzy, and suddenly felt the urge to urinate. Most beer drinkers know that drinking can damage the liver or the kidneys. Unfortunately, I am a kidney-type player.
I had to go to the toilet several times after drinking. So I got up in a daze and went to pee far away. The girls behind me were also chirping at me to catch some more toads, because there was not enough to eat.
I cursed in my heart: I'm going to scratch my ass. If I were to catch them, I would have to soak them in urine before feeding them to you. I walked for a while in a daze, and looked back. They were far enough away and I couldn't see them anymore, so I put on my pants
After untying it, I poured water into the pool of water by the river. After peeing, I shivered as usual. Huh? Guess what I saw?
A big fish is trapped in this bubble. It's such a big carp, as long as one meter. Maybe it hasn't rained recently and the water in the river has receded, so it's trapped in this bubble. Haha, if I put it
When I bring this fish back and say that I caught it from the river, it will definitely make those girls dumbfounded. When word spreads around the school that I can "sail five oceans to catch turtles", the beauties will rush to me.
Rushing around? It is true to say that when you are drunk, you only think about irrelevant things. I jumped into the water while thinking about these impossible things.
But with the stimulation of the cold water, I suddenly woke up. I found that the water that should have reached my waist suddenly became bottomless and submerged my Tianling Cap. This made me choke on several mouthfuls of water.
Fortunately, I learned how to paddle with a dog twice. I pushed my feet quickly and floated up. When my head came out of the water, I realized that this was not a shallow pool. This was clearly a river! I quickly shouted, "Help!"
!" But at this time I felt like something was pulling on my feet. I was pulling me desperately into the water. Yang Xu and Lao Jia, who were eating and drinking in the distance, seemed to hear my voice. They were running towards here.
But unfortunately it was too late. The thing pulling my feet was extremely strong, and my head was submerged again. The cold river water kept pouring into my throat, and my consciousness gradually became blurred underwater. I saw someone standing on the shore.
A person, an old lady in white clothes and a white hat, was smiling sinisterly at me. Then I lost consciousness.
Speaking of fish here, I would like to explain to you that in many folklore, the water ghost will turn into a big fish trapped in a shallow puddle when looking for a substitute.
When Tai Sui comes, people will be deceived by this illusion and go into the water to catch fish. In fact, what seems to be shallow water is actually extremely deep.
It seemed like I woke up after sleeping for a long time. When I opened my eyes, I saw a gray sky. Am I not dead? When I got up, I found that I was still dry, but I didn’t know where this place was! Because I had never been here before.
Here. At first glance, this is a street, but there is not a single shop on the roadside. The vehicles passing by are silent and trembling, as if they are made of paper. There are still some pedestrians on both sides of the road. They
Most of them were wearing similar styles of black clothes. I seemed to have seen this brand somewhere, but I couldn’t remember it. They lowered their heads and walked along the street in the same direction. There was also no sound. The whole street was quiet.
It was leaking. At first I thought it was water in my ears, but when I clapped my hands together, I heard a clear popping sound.
No, wait. Didn’t I fall into the water? Was I saved by Yang Xu and the others who came over? But where were they? And shouldn’t I be in the hospital? Could it be that this is underwater? Dragon Palace? No
Maybe, there is no water here. How does it look like the Dragon Palace? Did I travel through time?
When I was a sophomore in high school, online novels had just become popular. My friend, I was also the one who ignored novels in class. I would read "I am a Master" all day long and indulge in obscenity alone. When I woke up at that time, I really thought I had traveled through time, but
I'm not as calm as the protagonists in time-travel novels. Instead, I feel scared because it's so quiet here, and no matter how I ask the passers-by in black, they just ignore me. At most, they just look at me with their eyes and continue.
walk my own path.
Wait, black clothes? Damn, I remembered this familiar black clothes. I passed by a wreath shop when I was in school, and I often saw people hanging this kind of clothes in the store! This is a shroud!
One soul leaves the body and two souls ascend to heaven. This is what I describe. You can imagine that when you suddenly wake up and find yourself in a strange place, and the people around you are walking in front of you wearing shrouds. What will you do?
I think, I believe that 80% of people will think that they are dead. But I don’t. After all, I cherish my life. I would rather believe that I have traveled through time than that I have died. Now that I think about it, I was still too young in high school.
, I would rather believe that there are Wu Lai, Iron Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Teletubbies in this world than believe that there are ghosts in this world.