In fact, it's not Lao Yi's fault. In this situation, no one would be able to urinate if he were put on his body. After all, the little bastard on the ground is so disgusting that if he peeed, he would be scared to pee.
I saw Lao Yi trembling now as he faced the man on the ground, his big face already red from suppressing it. In fact, he was also anxious. After all, this was related to the lives of four people, including Dong Shanshan, Dong Shanshan, and Zhang Yaxin. It was no joke.
The more anxious I became, the more anxious I became. I felt that he was about to cry. Seeing that this was not the solution, I had to say to him: "Old Yi! Don't worry about it! It is actually a worm! If you can't pee,
When you come out, close your eyes!! Just close it and you’ll be fine!!”
After hearing what I said, Lao Yi nodded hurriedly. Now he had no idea, so he immediately closed his eyes tightly, sweating profusely, and prepared to drink water.
But this one on the ground didn't have eyes. It rolled over and over on the ground and screamed. The miserable screams penetrated into Lao Yi's ears. He opened his eyes, as if he was about to cry. He said to
I shouted: "Fuck, Lao Cui!! Don't let him scream, okay! Otherwise I really won't be able to pee!!"
Since I was very nervous at the time, after listening to what he said, I reflexively turned my head towards the little bastard on the ground and yelled: "Fuck you uncle!!! Don't fucking scream."
!!!”
But how could that little bastard listen to me? It was beaten even harder by the copper coin sword, and even more ferocious screams came out of its mouth.
Seeing that this was not an option, I stood up and shouted to Lao Yi: "Old Yi!! Come and get this copper coin sword!! I'm going to pee!! I don't believe I can't kill it!!!"
When Lao Yi saw that I had said this, he seemed to have been rescued. He kept nodding. Just when I was about to hand the copper coin sword to him, I suddenly heard a "pop" sound and I felt a tremor on my left thigh.
Liang, I looked down subconsciously. I was immediately frightened out of my mind.
The little beast that I had whipped around crawled behind me, and five long nails penetrated my left leg. Before I could react, the little beast suddenly jerked his hand, and blood flowed out.
Blood poured out from the five holes like a floodgate opening. In the blink of an eye, my pants were stained red with blood.
What did that feel like? I suddenly felt numb all over my body, as if I had been electrocuted. Then in an instant, this feeling was replaced by an indescribable pain. It hurt so much that I shouted out loud: "
ah!!!!!"
The severe pain in my leg made me squat down unconsciously, but I didn't sit still and wait for death. Instead, an unknown fire suddenly arose in my heart. Damn it! Why am I so cowardly? Why do I do this every time?
Are you going to get hurt when doing anything?
How can I, a virtuous person like me, still be able to protect you?
I can not be reconciled!!!
So I gritted my teeth, and while squatting down, I turned around with my rounded copper coin sword and instantly! I knocked away the little beast that hurt me, and the little beast fell against the wall of the warehouse. But there was an extremely loud noise around me.
There was a fierce scream, and I looked back.
I saw Lao Yi looking at my bloody left leg. When he saw that I was so injured, he was so frightened that he peeed unconsciously. The urine poured on the little bastard's body without any bias.
White smoke was emitting from its body and it screamed miserably, as if it had been doused not with urine but with sulfuric acid.
Not long after, there was a 'pop' and the little bastard disappeared, replaced by a little straw man lying on the ground.
I sat on the ground, holding the sword in my right hand, and holding the wound tightly with my left hand. I thought to myself that I was lucky enough to make a mistake and kill one of them. But the price of letting Lao Yi urinate was too high. My legs were pierced by that little beast.
Fortunately, because of its small hand, the five holes are not very big. But the pain is really indescribable. I am afraid that this is what it feels like to be pierced by a knife. My left leg shook unconsciously.
It seems that only this pain belongs to me, but this leg no longer belongs to me.
I gritted my teeth, and now I realized that pain can really make people sweat profusely.
Lao Yi quickly picked up his pants, pulled down his shirt sleeves, and wrapped them tightly around my legs. But I knew that now was not the time to do such a thing, so I stretched out my hand and took out the copper coin sword.
He handed it to Lao Yi and gritted his teeth and said to him: "Leave me alone!! Fuck that little beast first!!!"
The little beast that fell on the wall stood up again at this time. It was not afraid because one of its companions died. It obviously had the expression of a puppet. It smiled "hehehe" at the two of us, as if
It can be attacked at any time.
At this time, I was already semi-crippled and had no fighting ability at all. I had to rely on Lao Yi. Lao Yi took the copper coin sword from my hand. He was obviously very angry at this time because I was so seriously injured.
, I saw him looking like he was going to fight that little beast, and said to me: "Wait, I will avenge you!"
This is the first time I have seen Lao Yi look so murderous. It seems that he is really angry. Although we have only known each other for a few months, we have had a close relationship in the past few months.
Looking at his appearance, I was very moved, and at the same time I felt a little relieved. I whispered to him: "On the ground over there, there is the urine bottle I just dropped. It is scattered all over the floor. You just need to find a way."
Just knock it down over there."
He nodded, then ran two steps quickly and slashed at the little beast with the copper coin sword. Obviously, the little beast already knew the power of this sword. It seemed that he didn't dare to use it too much.
He let out that disgusting "hee hee hee" laugh, then suddenly jumped up and stood upside down on the ceiling.
I'm done thinking! This little beast seems to have figured out that the only thing that is harmful to it is the copper coin sword, and Lao Yi and I are useless in its eyes, so it can only avoid that sword.
. You must know that Lao Yi's speed is absolutely impossible to be as fast as it.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly shouted to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi!! Hurry!! Don't give it a chance to fight back!! Chase after it!!"
At this time, the little beast had quickly pounced on Lao Yi. When Old Yi saw it coming towards him, he tried his best to throw it over its head, but who knew that the little beast was actually playing dirty tricks?
, it dodged to the side at a very fast speed, quickly dodged to the corner behind Lao Yi, and the sling around its neck wrapped around Lao Yi's neck with a flick.
As soon as it exerted force, Lao Yi's face quickly turned purple. It's over!! If this continues, Lao Yi's neck will be broken by it!!
But now I am sitting on the ground unable to move at all. I can only shout to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi!! Quick! Throw it with a copper coin sword!!!"
Lao Yi was speechless at this time. He threw the copper coin sword with his backhand as hard as the little beast. To say that a dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, a man who is anxious is not weak. This is true, he will jump on the street soon.
Lao Yi threw the copper coin sword hard and hit the little beast in the chest.
The beating only made it scream, and the rope was loosened again. Old Yi was a little red-eyed at this time. He took a few breaths and quickly rushed forward, picked up the copper coins and sword on the ground, and gave it a gangster-style meal.
of severe beatings.
At this time, I saw that Lao Yi had taken control of the situation, so I didn't care about his leg injury. I sat on the ground and cheered him on: "Good fight! Beat me to death!!!"
Lao Yi silently beat the little beast on the ground repeatedly, as if he had sworn hatred for it. In fact, I can understand him, because Lao Yi is a person who values friendship very much, and he is not like me.
Being so indecisive, he always goes all out when dealing with monsters.
I was about to tell Lao Yi and ask him to hit the little beast on the puddle of urine on the ground. Tragedy happened again. I saw Lao Yi rounding up his copper coin sword and using all his strength to hit the little beast again.
At that time, due to excessive force, the rope of the copper coin sword was broken. In an instant, the copper coins jingled and scattered all over the floor.
Lao Yi was stunned, and so was I. My mouth was half-opened and trembling. It was really over this time. We both would definitely be killed. Thinking of this, I actually smiled bitterly. Damn it, I didn’t want to.
Such a death! Even if it is death, I don’t want to die in a foreign land like this. What will happen if my and Lao Yi’s bodies are found tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Do we think we committed suicide? I don’t want to go with Lao Yi like this.
Get a ticket!
The little beast seemed to know that the current situation had changed again, and now it no longer had any scruples, so it struggled to get up and began to laugh "hehehehe" again. To the ears, it sounded like
It’s like the sound of a soul-seeking bell.
Lao Yi hurriedly returned a few copies and stood in front of me. This moved me for a while, and I thought, good brother, even if I die, I will not let you die!
Because I have another way.
The little beast seemed to be deliberately playing tricks on us before killing us. It took small steps and jumped towards us, intending to fill us with fear before it died.
.And we were both extremely scared. We felt like our hearts were jumping into our throats. Faced with this feeling of waiting for death, I only wanted to say four words at the moment.
His uncle’s!!
But after taking two steps, it stopped and then turned its head to look at the altar table.
Offering table? My head buzzed. Oops, the incense has been burned out, right?
Lao Yi and I also followed and looked. Sure enough, the longevity incense in the incense burner on the altar table had burned out, the magic was broken, and the two straw substitutes had fallen down.
Looking at this scene, Lao Yi and I felt as if our hearts suddenly fell to the bottom of a well. It's over. What should we do now!!
The little beast turned his head again, looked at us and sneered sinisterly.