In fact, sometimes I admire Lao Yi, because we both have something in common, so we get along quite well. The thing that we have in common is that we are often unlucky, very unlucky, and very unlucky.
There is obviously no doubt about this. At this time, he and I looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes. We were speechless. Then I remembered that today he and Zhang Yaxin went shopping for cats, but you go shopping with her.
Just buy a cat, why bring one back?
As the saying goes: Don't be afraid of wind and rain when going to a funeral, but be afraid of nine lives standing in front of the corpse.
Cats and dogs should not get close to corpses. This is a truth that everyone knows. When I think of the stories I heard in the past, it makes me think, because these animals like cats and dogs all have psychic abilities, and their path to the underworld is innate.
They are open, so even at night, their eyes will sparkle, and most ghosts will be afraid of them, especially such ghosts with great resentment and resentment. The two sides are simply incompatible. When they see cats and dogs,
It could be as low as turning into a ghost, or as serious as turning into a corpse.
Just when Lao Yi and I were stunned, I felt the resentment around me swell up again, like blowing up a balloon, and the temperature turned even colder than before.
Lao Yi came to his senses. After he entered the door, he saw me sitting on the ground with an offering table and a coffin in front of me. He was not too stupid, so he realized that I had tricked him.
He was so angry that he pointed at me and yelled: "Damn it, your uncle's Lao Cui, what do you mean? This is the holiday villa you are talking about? What's going on with that coffin? Your uncle's, what's going on?
So unlucky!"
At this time, I didn’t bother to explain anything to him and shouted to him: "Lao Yi, throw that cat out of here! It’s biting the corpse!!"
Lao Yi is not a person without eyes. He also felt that the atmosphere in this room was wrong. There was a feeling that seemed to be suffocating. He hurriedly raised his middle finger to me, turned around and went out, leaving his bag behind.
outside, and then into the house.
At this time, the evil spirit in the air was getting heavier and heavier. Lao Yi entered the house and did not dare to run quickly, because if the spirit was disturbed now, there was a possibility of turning into a corpse or a ghost at any time.
And now I don't have time to explain to him in depth. I can only say to him: "I'm sorry, Lao Yi. I didn't know it would turn out like this. I will explain and apologize to you when things calm down."
Right. By the way, why did you bring a cat? And did you bring a small blue light?"
The little blue lantern I'm talking about is, of course, one of Lao Yi's magic weapons, the 'Twenty-Four-Way Bright Lamp', because I know that it can also be used as a permanent light, and the effect is much better than that of a permanent light.
After all, Lao Yi is Lao Yi. Seeing that the current situation was dangerous, he didn't ask me any more questions. After all, at the critical moment, although he would lose his temper, he still had a long eye. He said to me in a low voice:
"Bah, I was shopping for a cat with Zhang Yaxin. She bought a female, so of course I wanted to buy a male! I came here directly after I sent her home, and she said she was on vacation. Your uncle, just bring a coffin.
Du, this is your first time in ages, little blue lantern? How could you possibly bring it with you! You are really killing people!"
Seeing that he didn't bring anything with him, I felt a little cold, because without tools, at least half of Lao Yi's magical skills could not be used. And I only have four chapters of talismans, what should I do?
?
I smiled bitterly, sir, let's kowtow. Maybe with luck, I can calm that damn bitch's resentment. You said you're a damn girl, why are you acting like a monster if you're already dead?
At this time, I saw that the flame of the ever-burning lamp on the altar table had become extremely weak. The lamp oil was obviously still full. It seemed that the evil spirit in the room was getting stronger and stronger. It was like a gas tank leaking. As long as there was a leak,
If there is an opportunity, it may explode.
So I hurriedly stuffed a lot of valuable money into the brazier, and said anxiously: "Don't be surprised! Don't be surprised, big girl! You are wrong, that is not actually a cat, that is just a tortoise without a shell!! Really
It’s nothing! I didn’t lie to you!!!”
Although Lao Yi was quite nervous next to him, when he saw me saying this, he said to me speechlessly: "Lao Cui, why are you begging him? Are our positions reversed? We are Mr. Yin and Yang."
, are you still afraid of it? At worst, you can just blow it up and then you can send it on its way with Fu Biao. Why bother?"
I'm speechless. Don't I know this truth? But I have already mentioned it before. It is best not to fight with each other to make it transcend. After all, they are all miserable people. Their lives are gone, and we have to add insult to injury.
Give it a knife?
So I said to Lao Yi: "We are all miserable people. Can you bear to let it never be reincarnated? If you can talk, there will be less fights. And look, the room is almost out of breath. How violent it is."
How can your resentment be like this?"
Since Lao Yi didn't open his eyes, he couldn't see the evil spirit in the room now. He didn't know that the evil energy in the room I saw was already so full.
Lao Yi, who had no one around, immediately lost his confidence after hearing what I said, so he asked me: "What should we do now? Looking at the momentum, it doesn't seem to have any intention of shrinking back."
I said to Lao Yi: "Give me your hand, and I will draw a Taoist charm for you to defend yourself. The room next to it is the dining room. In the north corner, there is a yellow chicken prepared by the family tied there, which is used as a guide.
.Go and get him, and if necessary, kill the chicken and splash the coffin with its blood!"
Lao Yi nodded and stretched out his right hand. The back of my hand had recovered because it was scratched by black nails, so I had to scratch it again. After the blood stuck on it, I drew a line on the palm of Lao Yi's right hand.
'Jiawu Yuqing Breaks the Evil Talisman'. After drawing it, Lao Yi quickly stood up and walked to the restaurant.
As for me, I continued to throw paper money into the brazier, but I found that it was of no use. The evil spirit was getting stronger and stronger, and there was a possibility of extinguishing the ever-burning lamp at any time. I secretly said bitterly in my heart, his uncle’s
, I didn’t expect that the old guy Uncle Wen would take such a job. Now the old guy is still sleeping happily on the second floor, but I have to work hard on the first floor.
Seeing that the paper money was almost burned out, I almost said a lot of good things, but the evil spirit continued to increase. When I saw the copper coin sword on the table, I couldn't help but feel fierce in my heart.
Damn it, I'm already on my knees for it. What do you want, you bitch? Look at me, buddy, I'm easy to bully, don't you? Don't be so shameless. I'm really pissed off, buddy, I want your life.
Three thousand is not impossible.
So I made up my mind and stood up. I held the four talismans in my left hand and picked up the copper coin sword on the table with my right hand. I am fully armed, and I am still afraid of you, a loser.
Are you a little bitch?
At this time, Lao Yi ran back, holding a fruit knife in his left hand and a big yellow chicken in his right hand. The chicken seemed to be affected by the evil spirit, and it actually wilted a little and drooped in Lao Yi's hand.
The brain doesn't struggle either.
When Lao Yi saw me standing up and still holding the dick in my hand, he knew that I couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked me: "Are you ready to start working? Then I'll go water it now!"
I shook my head at Lao Yi and said, "I'll give it one last chance later."
After that, I turned around and said to the coffin: "Little bitch, don't touch your nose! I just knelt down for you, what else do you want? You just want to harm people, right? I tell you, I just told you
The good thing is not that I'm afraid of you, I know the current affairs, hurry up and sleep with you, I will send you to Yinshi'er tomorrow, don't let you be shameless, otherwise, I will kill you on the spot!"
After saying the harsh words, neither Lao Yi nor I said anything, and the room was eerily quiet. Only the weak flame of the ever-burning lamp made a squeaking sound. Obviously, my harsh words were not harsh enough.
Didn't scare it.
This makes me angry, what is this called, this is called soft and hard, not eating oil and salt! The whole thing is a hob, and I suddenly have the urge to scold Xianjie.
At this time, there was a faint and strange sound coming from the coffin. Lao Yi and I looked at it with vigilance. It seemed like the sound of water dripping on the ground.
I looked up and yelled, it turned out that it was on the ceiling where the female corpse was staring, and the water stains formed by the resentment had been saturated, and now they were dripping drop by drop on the forehead of the female corpse.
It's over, if we continue like this, it really reflects the saying of "corpse eyes staring into the beam". It is said that when the water formed by resentment touches the water, the evil ghost formed will be extremely ferocious. If left unchecked, it will destroy both of us.
He will destroy his whole family again!
So I hurriedly said to Lao Yi loudly: "Old Yi! Quick! Cut the chicken's neck! Splash its forehead with chicken blood!!!"
Chicken blood has the effect of warding off evil spirits. In theory, it should be able to dissipate its evil spirit. Even if it cannot be dissipated, it can still give the female corpse a direct blow. I will give it a few talismans by then, which should be able to almost directly dispel it.
It's soul is gone.
Of course, all this must be based on the premise that it has not yet taken shape, so that we can successfully complete this series of actions.
Lao Yi and I didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly ran to the coffin, and when we picked up the yellow chicken, we were about to cut its neck with a knife. The chicken suddenly got frightened, and finally struggled, its two wings kept fluttering, and its feathers
Several strands fell off, and some actually fell into the coffin. When Lao Yi saw the chicken in his hand struggling so hard that he couldn't bear the force of the knife, he anxiously said to me: "Old Cui!! Hurry up!"
Son!! Help me control this little beast!!"
I hurriedly reached out and grabbed the chicken's wings to prevent it from struggling. I thought to myself, I'm sorry, yellow chicken, if I don't kill you today, we will be in danger.
Lao Yi raised his knife again.
At this moment, the eyes of the young female corpse in the coffin suddenly opened their eyes.
(Thank you all for your continued support of this book and my brother. Something happened this afternoon, and I feel very uncomfortable. To be honest, it’s super cold, but with so many people supporting me, it’s enough. This chapter is written
There is no passion at all. I will modify it after I calm down. Thank you all.)