How would you feel if a dead elder sister suddenly stood up from the coffin, her face covered in blood, and stared at you expressionlessly?
Anyway, Lao Yi and I were really about to pee at that time. Although we were both very peeing people, we really wanted to pee now. This was too exciting for him.
In fact, I had already learned about this eldest sister's teeth just now, and she was relatively calm. But Lao Yi, it was the first time he saw this big sister appear. His face turned pale, and he pointed at the girl with a full face with his mouth open.
The bloody young lady shouted loudly:
"It's up!! It's up!!! It's really up!!!"
I was so depressed after hearing this. Of course I knew it was up. This time it finally got up, and I didn’t have to be polite to it!
Suddenly I thought that I, who was kneeling and burning paper just now, simply took off my pants and farted, and in the end I still had to fight with you. It's just a pity for this poor soul, because due to some strange combination of circumstances, the road to Yin City was ruined.
Now that you have changed, it is impossible for me to let you harm others again, so you have only one way to die.
It was too late to say it was too late, and I didn’t want to think too much, so I shouted to Lao Yi: “Old Yi, please go back quickly!!! I’ll go up and greet it!!”
Because Lao Yi didn't have any tools with him, he couldn't show much of his extraordinary skills, so I had to let him get out of the way first. As I said this, I swung up my copper coin sword and drew it on the female corpse.
go.
Who knew that the female corpse was surprisingly dexterous? It jumped up immediately after searching, dodged my attack, and stuck directly to the ceiling!
Yes, it is a sticker. Its body is stuck to the ceiling like chewing gum. I know it is an exaggeration to say this, but it is indeed the case. Although this is completely inconsistent with the laws of physics, I saw it lying on the ceiling.
He tilted his head and stuck out his tongue, licking the water stains where the evil spirit had condensed.
It seems that it has completely lost its mind. There are gods three feet above its head and ghosts three miles away. But at this moment, I really don’t know what kind of ghost it belongs to.
I remembered the story I heard from my deceased grandfather. It is said to be true. In the past, a similar story happened in a household in Zhujiakan. It was an old man who died at the end of his life, but he didn’t know what happened.
He was "stirred" by a wild dog, and he came back to life. Since people in the past were very ignorant, the family didn't care why the old man suddenly came to life. They were all very happy, thinking that it was the Bodhisattva who appeared.
, but he is not a great benevolent person, how can a Bodhisattva take such care of me?
After the old man came back to life, he was just like a normal person. He just didn't go out, locked himself in the house day by day, and didn't eat much. After a few days, a lot of ducks and geese were lost in the village.
The people in the village thought there was a thief, so they looked everywhere, but they couldn't find it.
Until one day, that family discovered something very strange. That is, when the daughter-in-law of this family was delivering food to her father-in-law, she opened the door and heard something strange in the father-in-law's house.
Since the Northeast was very poor and backward in the past, all windows were made of paper. After the old man came back to life, he mostly lay on the kang. At that time, the daughter-in-law thought there was a thief in the house, so she did not dare to enter.
He opened the paper window with his fingers and looked inside. Strangely, he saw no one in the house, and his father-in-law was not on the kang either. But where did that sound come from?
It seemed to be coming from the shed. When she looked up, she screamed in fright and then turned around and ran away. It turned out that she saw her father-in-law lying on the shed (ceiling), holding a dead duck in his hands.
Big bite!
Since there were many such evil things in rural taverns in the past, and this was the Northeast before liberation, there would be a few "gentlemen" in every few villages. Most of the gentlemen in the Northeast, except for those from Landao, were
They were disciples who came out, and there were only a few like Mr. Liu. When the man of that family heard his wife tell this story, he also felt that something was wrong with his father since he came back to life, so he ran to the next village.
A gentleman's house.
That gentleman was a disciple. After listening to what the man said, the gentleman placed three large bowls with three eggs in them. Then he shook his head and invited the Patriarch. The Patriarch's name was "
Python Laosi'. After a while, the ancestor got up and told the man that his father was now a corpse that was angered by a wild dog. If it is not eliminated, it will absorb all the people in the village in the future.
After drinking the blood of poultry, it will be unable to control the sucking of human blood.
Then he told the man what to do, and then left. When he woke up, he broke the eggs in the bowl and found that the yolks were gone, so he knew that what the patriarch said was true.
Because it has already taken away the reward.
So the husband and the man went home. After the old man went out to look for food at night, he locked and nailed all the doors and windows in the house. When almost two days later, the old man came back and found that the doors and windows were all closed.
It was locked, and it wouldn't open no matter how hard he yelled. He was so anxious that he kicked and cursed, which was said to be an extremely scary sound. But the family didn't open the door no matter how much he yelled outside. When he went out at dawn, he found that the old man had already opened the door.
He had no breath, his eyes were open, and his appearance had begun to rot. It was obvious that he had been dead for a month.
Back to the main story, I thought of this story when I saw the female corpse sticking to the ceiling. I looked at it licking the water droplets condensed with evil spirits, and thought to myself that it would be bad if it was full of evil spirits.
, it is estimated that it will become more difficult to deal with.
So I didn't dare to raise my hand and threw the copper coin sword at it hard. Since it was still licking the resentment water, it was unprepared and was hit in the back by my copper coin sword.
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I saw it fall down with a sound of "Ah!" and fell firmly to the ground next to me. Seeing that the move worked, I knew I couldn't give it any chance, so I took a flying step and picked up the copper coin sword with my left hand, and then with my right hand
A 'Jiawu Yuqing Breaking Evil Talisman' is like it greets you.
I found that after several years of practice, my series of movements had become very smooth. The talisman was directly slapped on its chest, and a soft feeling came from my hand. I was a little stunned. His uncle
Yes, this seems to be the first time I touched a woman's breasts! I suddenly felt like crying. I didn't expect that the object of this first breast attack was a female corpse that was faked. If there is a shadow in the future,
What should I do?
But I knew now was not the time to think about these things. After I said "hurry up like a law", it let out another scream, its chest kept rising and falling, and its face full of chicken blood suddenly appeared.
He showed an expression of extreme pain, opened his mouth wide, and yelled, and his chest kept rising and falling. However, there was no sign that he was about to die, and he became more and more energetic as he fought.
Hearing this bitch screaming so happily, I thought bitterly: Sister, please don't be so loud, please? If you wake up Uncle Wen upstairs again, that old bastard will have to whip you over if he sees you.
, what should I do then?
When I thought that it might have something to do with the fact that I didn't beat him hard enough, because now I don't have any pressure or burden, and I wasn't as hard-working as I was when I beat the seven-dead straw man last time, so I became cruel and kept swinging the copper coin sword towards me.
It was swaying on its body and in its mouth without stopping, cheering itself up and shouting: "Fuck you uncle!!! Don't fucking scream!!!"
But after I was slapped four or five times, tragedy suddenly happened. It suddenly stretched out its right hand and suddenly grabbed my hand holding the copper coin sword. A burst of severe pain accompanied by the biting cold hit me.
I unconsciously let go of the copper coin sword!
Damn it, what does this feel like? My right hand felt like it was frozen. It hurt so much that I yelled, "Ahhhhhh!!"
I struggled desperately, but it wouldn't let go. I felt as if my hand was about to be cut off by it. I hurriedly slapped the remaining two talismans on it with my left hand and shouted twice: "
Hurry like a law!!!"
But it didn't work!! After the two talismans were triggered, this damn bitch was obviously in more pain, and she couldn't help but tremble, but she wouldn't let go, staring at me with a pair of dead fish eyes, as if I was...
One hand already belongs to it.
I was sweating profusely in pain and didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Lao Yi ran over from the side and kicked it directly on the hand!
The kick was so hard that I heard the bones of that damn bitch snap. They were probably broken. Out of common practice, the hand was released.
I quickly stood up and held my right hand, but it still hurt. My wrist had been pricked by its nails and was bleeding. It kept shaking. Lao Yi pulled me back a few steps.
I gasped for breath, uncle, why can't my talisman cause fatal damage to it? In this case, how can I get rid of it?
It's probably very slim, because I already feel that my right wrist is swollen, and I'm not left-handed yet. It's probably impossible to grab the copper coin sword. Now it seems that there is only one way left, and that is to let Lao Yi take the copper coin.
The sword continued to hit it. Although it couldn't cure the root cause, it would be fine as long as it lasted until dawn. I subconsciously looked at the clock on the wall. His uncle's, why was it only twelve o'clock!
You must know that the ugly time has not yet come. If the ugly time comes, any dirty thing will be more ferocious! What can I do? So I smiled bitterly and said to Lao Yi: "Old Yi, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do. I will hold it with my right hand for the time being.
If you can't afford anything anymore, it's up to you. Use your copper coin sword to whip it out!"
Lao Yi in front of me was obviously much calmer now, because he was a strange person. He was very reliable when it came to life and death situations. He did not turn around and said to me: "No, I still have a way!"
As soon as I heard that he still had a way, I was surprised. Now that he has no tools, what can he do? So I asked him: "What can you do?"
Lao Yi told me word for word: "I have already calculated it just now. Give me two minutes and I can almost send it on its way!"
Although I don't know what he meant by this sentence, the female corpse had already stood up at this time. After standing up unsteadily, it suddenly clicked and knelt down again. It turned out that it was
The legs of the one who was hit by a car were broken. Later, the corpse makeup artist used wooden boards to connect them, but after the tossing just now, the wooden boards broke. Its legs could no longer stand.
I saw it kneeling on the ground and crawling towards us on its knees. My heart was in my throat, it belongs to him! This is really terrifying!
At this time, Lao Yi in front of me made a strange gesture and shouted: "Come on!!"
(Two chapters completed, thank you for your support.)