What does it feel like to do justice for the sky? I understand now. This feeling is indeed quite refreshing. Although it is inevitably mixed with some selfishness, it is really quite awesome. I finally understand why Shui Bingyue shouted that phrase to represent the moon.
I have to put on a show when I punish you. It turns out it’s fun.
Since I was really sleepy and hadn't slept all night, I took a taxi home, fell on the bed and fell asleep. Do you think it's weird, but that bitch who ran away actually appeared in my dream again?
, it disgusted me with its back. This is a dream I have had dozens of times, but I still chased it like a fool, but I couldn't catch it. I finally caught it, but no.
To my surprise, I woke up when I grabbed its shoulder.
I looked at my phone and saw that it was already past five o'clock in the evening. Bao Jinlong and his wife happened to have prepared a meal and asked me to go over and eat. Naturally, I shamelessly went to eat. But when I thought about it, even though we were buddies,
But it’s not a big deal to be lazy all the time, so I went downstairs and bought a few bottles of beer, and when I came back, Bao Long and I started drinking.
I have to say that those who don’t have a wife worry about their daughter-in-law, while those who do have a wife still worry about their wives. Bao Jinlong and I are a good comparison material.
Although I am a bachelor now, I have freedom, unlike Bao Jinlong, who is now completely like a reform-through-labor prisoner. Even if I glance at other beauties when I go out on the street, his wife will step on his shoes.
Even if he drank a few more bottles of beer, his wife would glare with anger. She looked like a fierce woman.
Speaking of which, Bao Jinlong was considered the number one person when he was in college. After all, the people in our dormitory are all of this virtue. Even if they are well educated, they are also hooligans. Even if you don’t look at him thin, he is full of hob meat. In Northeastern dialect
To put it bluntly, that is the domineering nature of a donkey.
But what about now? He is just a pitiful little baby. He is a donkey, and his wife is even more donkey than him. She has kept him docile. I remember one time, I was watching a comedy movie "The Real Man" at home, and Bao Jinlong came over too.
He watched it with me, and he actually cried while watching it. He said it was so touching, touching, and exciting.
Bao Jinlong and I were chatting over the wine table, reminiscing about that damn college life. I thought back then, we were both men like the wind, hanging out with pornographic movies all day long. I never thought about the changes in time, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hedong.
In Hexi, today's Bao Jinlong has become a tragic wife-controller, but I am still an old man.
In fact, I know that Bao Jinlong’s wife is a sharp-tongued person. When she saw us chatting about how we used to have yellow hair and blue hair and went out to see beautiful women together, she glared at Bao Jinlong fiercely, and Bao Jinlong seemed to have received an imperial edict.
He lowered his head and stopped talking.
His daughter-in-law said to me: "Xiao Fei, you are no longer a young man. When will you stop hanging around like this?"
I nodded with tears in my eyes and drank the wine in my glass.
It seems that everyone is walking on their own road, but I am the only one who is still staying in the same place. His uncle's.
After clearing away the dishes, I returned to the house and sat in front of my second-hand notebook. I didn’t know what to do, so I opened a website and read a novel. You said that in these online novels, everyone is...
Everything is so ridiculous. Every male protagonist seems to have failed the motherland if he doesn't have three wives and four concubines. I'm afraid others don't know that he is a stallion. The same goes for the female protagonists. It's as if they don't have men anymore. They have to live and die with men.
The protagonist doesn't care how many wives he has.
I was so depressed after watching it. Wouldn’t it be nice if I was like this? I simply stopped watching it. I was thinking about what happened to me, and suddenly I felt that if I quit working one day, I would write down what I have experienced.
, it should be pretty good. After all, novels are just stories, and they won’t believe it. It can also let those who read understand what five disadvantages and three shortcomings are, and people who practice Taoism are not as glamorous as those shown on TV.
Let’s talk about what happens next. I turned off the computer, turned off the light, and lay on my little bed. I began to think wildly again. It seemed that this was a required course for me, just like "The Book of Three Purities".
I find that I always think about things that are not there, even though I know it is of no use at all. I have sorted out my thoughts. The most important thing now is to take care of that pretty boy tomorrow, and then let Li Xiao go to the underworld peacefully.
After the market, I just want to find that female ghost. I don’t know why, but I have been surprisingly tired these two days, and I want to go back to Longjiang more and more. Maybe Harbin is really not suitable for me, and this is his uncle’s place.
A place of right and wrong.
I feel more and more that the profession of Mr. Yin Yang is no longer suitable for this era.
After thinking about it, I fell asleep. The strange thing was that I didn't dream at all that night. When I opened my eyes, it was the morning of the next day.
I got up and called Lao Yi and asked him how he had prepared the things needed for the secret marriage. Apparently Lao Yi had already gotten up long ago. He said to me: "It's all ready. Have you done it over there?"
Don’t let that bastard come by then!”
I smiled and said to Lao Yi on the other side of the phone: "Don't worry, the grandson will definitely be able to come, because he has something in my hands. By the way, there may be a bad fight tonight, and the grandson will probably have to bring him along."
Come on, can you still use those two minutes of Superboy?"
Lao Yi on the other side of the phone confirmed that I said this, and he almost understood what was going on. He said to me: "Don't worry, how many people can Potian's grandson find? Can it be more than thirty? Within two minutes.
Put them all down!"
After hearing what he said, I no longer had any worries. After chatting with him for a few more words, I hung up the phone.
I have to say that I really envy Lao Yi's two-minute superman. Because compared to my spell skills, it is so cool and practical. He is just like a devil! In fact, Lao Yi has this ability.
You can go rob a bank, but I don't know if he's bulletproof or not. It would be a tragedy if he's not bulletproof. He can be knocked down with one shot.
This is exactly the principle of bricks breaking martial arts and swords breaking qigong. Every advantage must have disadvantages. I know this truth very well. Just like when I took the college entrance examination, I was already sure of winning, but there were still some mistakes. Now I think about it.
Understand, this is the way of heaven. God is fair and will not let you use left-handed techniques to destroy this balance.
After finishing the meal, I started to prepare. It was my first time to arrange a yin marriage, so it had to be more formal, so I drew three "Jiaxu Zijiang Borrowing Fire Talisman" and one "Ding You Wen"
"Open road signs", this is also a matter of face, at least it can scare people.
Then I took another glass of water, stirred it with my precious black nails, and applied the water on the wound on my right wrist. After fifteen minutes, it no longer hurt no matter how I moved.
Then I started to close my eyes and wait for the night to come.
As night fell, I opened my eyes, had a meal, got dressed and went downstairs. I called Lao Yi in the taxi and told him: "Lao Yi, I'm going over there now."
Ah, are you out yet?"
Lao Yi on the other side of the phone told me: "We're out. We'll be there in about half an hour."
I smiled and said to the phone, "That's it. See you at the place."
After that, I hung up the phone and thought to myself, my uncle, let's stage a groom-catching show tonight.
It's past seven o'clock in the evening. The taxi driver I met this time was a young man about the same age as me. Obviously he was not afraid that I was a ghost or a robber. Xu Wei's "Free as the Wind" came from the CD in the car.
". Listening to the song, he also hummed along with Xu Wei's vicissitudes of voice.
I am as free as the wind, just like your gentleness, which cannot be retained. It sounded really touching. After a while, the driver asked me: "I said, buddy, what are you doing in such a deserted place so late, doing business?"
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I was stunned. It seemed that he had thought that I was involved in illegal business, so I smiled bitterly and said to him: "What kind of business is this? It's all a small matter."
When he saw what I said, he didn't ask any more questions and pulled me to the place. I paid to get out of the car and looked at the woods, where monsters like Night Fox disappeared. I didn't expect that not even half a year later, I would meet again.
Come here again.
What is justice? I finally understand it a little bit now. Although it is still a bit indescribable, I now firmly believe that what I am doing now is justice.
I just stood on the side of the road waiting for Lao Yi. After about fifteen minutes, I saw a figure running towards me. When I looked carefully, it turned out to be Lao Yi. He was carrying a big backpack.
As I ran over, I thought to myself that he was probably unlucky and didn't find a good driver, just like last time.
Lao Yi ran to me and said, "Let's get started. When will the offal come?"
I told him: "It will probably be a while later, don't worry, it will definitely come!"
So Lao Yi and I walked to the side of the road first and found an open space to lay out the necessary things for a yin marriage. The things used for a yin marriage are really rare, not to mention ingot candles, two more things are needed.
A big red flower tied with red silk, three cups of Yin wine, two apples, a long red rope, dumplings for descendants, and longevity noodles. And two small golden boys and girls tied with paper.
Lao Yi and I put things on the ground and said to me: "Well, we have found everything. It's just that the Zisun dumplings and longevity noodles are a little hard to get. Is it okay to use quick-frozen dumplings and bowls?"
I said to him: "Sorry to trouble you, Lao Yi, special circumstances will be treated specially. It would be nice to have an object."
So Lao Yi put out a bag of frozen dumplings and a bowl of Master Kong braised beef noodles. After everything was done, we returned to the roadside, waiting for the groom to arrive tonight.
Twenty minutes later, I saw two cars coming all the way, a car and a van. Lao Yi said to me: "Here we come, that's that bastard's car in front of us!"
I looked at the two cars. How many people could hold them even if they were stretched to death? Lao Yi and I should be able to get rid of them easily, so I said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, you prepare first. They will wait for them later."
We’ll start driving as soon as we get off the car!”
Lao Yi nodded, regardless of the fact that the weather was still very cold, he pulled off his clothes and shouted "Lin" softly.
I moved my wrist, picked up a stone from the ground and put it in my pocket, ready to smash it later.
I saw the two cars driving here very quickly, parked on the side of the road, and then a group of people got out of them, probably No. 14 or 5. Under the reflection of the car lights, they all looked fierce.
They were all from mixed society, but Youxi stood in front of the crowd angrily, looking at me as if he was not a human unless he crippled me.
I sneered and looked at each other with Lao Yi. It was time to catch the groom.