I know that in Yu Xi's eyes, I have completely upgraded from a rice pail to a Xiaobawang microwave oven, but he is still a rice dumpling in my eyes.
He looked at me tremblingly, his eyes full of fear and unwillingness. I sneered at him, "Our groom, weren't you crazy just now? Why are you so timid now?"
Seeing his dead look, I was immediately filled with contempt. I thought to myself that he was just a pretty boy who relied on his face to make a living, because his face just hurt my hand.
I sneered and picked up the two machetes dropped by the gangsters from the ground, threw one to him, and then said to him: "Don't say I attacked you just now, now I will give you another chance to pick it up,
If you can cut me, I will let you go."
When Yuxi saw what I said, she tremblingly picked up the knife on the ground. Maybe he was thinking in his heart now that it was like this anyway, so he might as well fight to the death, maybe there would be a chance.
So he mustered up the courage and shouted: "Cui!! I will x your ancestor!!"
Then he raised his knife and slashed at me. I guess I beat him too hard just now. Look at him running in two steps. Just like those old ladies with little feet doing the Yangko dance before, his knife slashed at me.
, I sneered. With your method, you still expect to hurt me?
I held the knife tightly and pushed it upwards, and the knife he cut off flew away with a 'pop' sound. His knife fell out of his hand and fell on the road not far away, and then he froze.
Already.
As the saying goes, you can't do it again and again, so I didn't give him another chance. I took away his knife and hit him hard on the shoulder with the handle of the knife. He screamed again.
, and then fell to his knees on the ground. He covered his shoulders and could no longer speak.
If this kind of person doesn't teach him a lesson, he really doesn't know how much he weighs. Seeing that he was completely cowed, I put the knife on his neck and said to him coldly: "
Have you forgotten what you promised me? My grandson, please call me."
Unexpectedly, this grandson was so tough-tongued that some people are afraid of their ambitions. He said to me fiercely: "Did I call you an x!"
I was so happy that you couldn't even get down the stairs, and it seemed that the beating wasn't too severe, so I threw the knife away, and then continued the trick I did last time, grabbing his neck with my right hand, but I
But I didn't ask him like last time, but I gave him a sudden force. You know, my little fingernail now is not the little fingernail then. It has become sharper and harder, and it broke his neck directly.
.But I am not worried that I will really torture him to death, because as long as his arteries are not pinched, his injury will heal automatically in fifteen minutes.
But Yu Xi had never seen this scene before! He felt a sharp pain in his neck, and at the same time it seemed like something had been inserted into it, which frightened him out of his wits.
Don't say it, it is true to say that political power comes from a machete. This time he was quite conscious and shouted: "Master Cui!! Master Cui, I was wrong!!"
To say that I feel unhappy right now would be a lie. When I heard him call me Master Cui, I was really happy. This bastard is indeed the kind of person who won’t shed tears even when he sees the coffin.
So I stopped teasing him and told him directly: "Have you figured out what to do with Dong Shanshan?"
This grandson was completely frightened by me. When he heard what I said, he hurriedly said to me: "Break up! I will break up with him when we get back!!"
Hearing what he said, I laughed. I'm not afraid that he will deceive me now, because there will be more exciting things waiting for him later. Let's do it one step at a time and let him directly experience the terror of Lao Yi and me.
So I let go of my right hand, and he was covering his neck tightly, looking at me with fear in his eyes. I still had a bad smile on my face and said to him: "Stop covering his neck, you won't die. Okay, now
It’s time for you to fulfill one last thing!”
He also remembered the bet we made at the cemetery. He was sure of winning, but he never thought that Lao Yi and I were so strong that we were like monks who had just come out of the Shaolin Temple. At this time,
He was extremely scared, fearing that I would make any unreasonable demands again, so he tremblingly said to me: "What do you want...?"
I knelt down and said to him with a sneer: "Don't worry, what I want you to do is not a bad thing, but a happy event."
When he heard what I said, he became even more frightened, because in his eyes, I seemed to have been upgraded from a little overlord microwave oven to an extremely toxic three-lu milk powder. He was afraid that I had something even more sinister to do to him.
Do.
Looking at his frightened expression, I thought to myself, who did he think of me? Could I be that bad? I just wanted him to marry a ghost!
So I smiled and said to him: "Don't worry, I really didn't lie to you. To tell you the truth, I thought you were so handsome, so I found a marriage for you. Now the bride is waiting down there, so it's just you.
Forehead."
Obviously, he didn't understand what I meant at all. It's not his fault. It would be damned if he could understand it. He said tremblingly: "What did you say?"
I didn’t waste any more time explaining to him, because once I got down there and asked Lao Yi to open his eyes, he would understand naturally. So I said to him, “What do you care what I say? Stand up and follow me, it’s fun.”
Just a little! It’s your uncle’s.”
You Xi is now experiencing the consequences of his own misfortune. There is nothing to be pitiful about. As the saying goes, how dare you not lower your head when you are under the eaves. I saw him getting up with some difficulty, and actually looked at me pitifully. This was the first time I saw a grown man.
Such an expression made me feel sick, this sissy.
So I raised my foot and gave him a kick on his butt, and said to him: "Get down here quickly! Damn it! Look at you, you look like a bitch!!"
After Yu Xi was kicked by me, he didn't dare to pretend to be pitiful anymore, so I took him to the open space under the highway. At this time, Lao Yi also recovered some strength.
When he came, he smiled slightly and took out the "Twenty-Four-Way Light" from his bag. After lighting it up, the surroundings were suddenly illuminated by a faint blue light. This kind of atmosphere in the wilderness
It’s really permeating, this is exactly the atmosphere of a secret marriage, I’m very satisfied.
You Xi still didn't know what kind of medicine Lao Yi and I were selling in the gourd, but when he saw something wrong with this scene, he saw two dragon and phoenix candles on the ground, with an incense burner in the middle of the candles, and these three sticks of incense were placed on them.
In front of the incense burner were three glasses of wine, two apples, a bag of dumplings, and a bowl of Master Kong braised beef noodles. There were also two small paper figures lying beside them.
He was probably wondering what the hell we were going to do? Could it be that he was tired and wanted to buy him a drink? No, that would never happen in this atmosphere. There was already cold sweat on his forehead, I guess.
They regard me and Lao Yi as a cult.
I saw that he seemed scared, so I said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, the groom is here, please give him a look."
Lao Yi stood up with some difficulty and sneered at You Xi: "Our groom, tonight is your special day. Don't make a sad face. Come and smile."
As he spoke, he dipped some lamp oil and smeared it on Youxi's forehead. Although Youxi didn't know what we were going to do, he had really learned our methods just now, so he didn't dare to move and could only
Let Lao Yi use the blue light to help him see.
I wasn't idle either. I went into Lao Yi's bag and took out the bottle of Wuliangye, and then took out the big red flower and the red rope. I walked up to You Xi with a smirk, and heard Lao Yi give a soft drink.
open!'
I knew that Youxi's path to death had already been opened, so I winked at Lao Yi, and we both opened our eyes. After everything was done, I squeezed my eyes at Youxi who was at a loss.
She gave him a sinister sneer and said to him: "A bride is invited!"
Then I unscrewed the bottle of Wuliangye, and a puff of green smoke floated out from it. Youxi stared at the smoke with eyes as wide as light bulbs, and her face became as ugly as a butchered pig. Her mouth was wide open.
, apparently unable to speak any words out of fear.
Because the green smoke was slowly solidifying into the shape of a woman, it was his fiancée named Li Xiao.
What do ordinary people think when they see a ghost? Yu Xi is a good example at this moment. When he saw the dead Li Xiao standing erratically in front of him, he was so scared that he actually peed his pants. Really
Under the blue light, Lao Yi and I clearly saw that the grandson's crotch was obviously wet. We both looked at each other and smiled. This is what his uncle wanted.
As soon as Li Xiao came out of the wine bottle, he opened his eyes and saw his beloved right in front of him. He couldn't help but feel extremely happy. You must know that Yin and Yang are always separated, and he didn't expect that they would really meet again today, so he hurriedly floated towards Youxi.
, shouting happily: "Yu Xi! I miss you so much!"
I never thought that when Yu Xi saw that this was indeed not a hallucination, she screamed and ran away. I thought to myself, this beast, why is he even afraid of his girlfriend? Then when Li Xiao saw her fiancé, she actually
Even so, she was stunned and showed a disappointed expression.
It made me angry! So I took two steps forward and grabbed him, pulled his arm back, and held him tightly. Tell me, why do you think someone still misses you so much after he's dead?
Why are you so cowardly that you don’t even dare to look at it?
Yuxi saw that he couldn't move, and Li Xiao floated towards him again, which scared him so much that his nose and tears came out. I really don't understand, even if it is a ghost, but is it like this?
Just listen to Yuxi shouting: "Xiao Xiao... I beg you!! Don't... ask me to pay with your life!! I didn't mean to... kill you!!!"
Oh, let me go. Lao Yi, Li Xiao and I were all stunned. Hearing what he said, isn't there three hundred taels of silver in this place? His uncle's, is it possible that there will be an unexpected harvest tonight?