Chapter 123 The second half of the night in the shop
Although Harbin is not very lively at night, there are still many special snacks open, such as this 24-hour barbecue restaurant that Lao Yilai and I have.
Harbin is actually quite a petty bourgeois city. Although it is small, it has all the internal organs. People’s living standards have improved, and their requirements for food have also increased. I remember that the older generation always told us that in their time
Being able to eat dumplings is like celebrating the New Year. However, with the advancement of the times, that method is obviously outdated and cannot be outdated anymore. When my parents were young, they always told us, "Chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs will be kicked out, and the turtles will be kicked out."
"The bastard climbed up". But there was no development in that era. People nowadays are talking about being casual and eating whatever they want. This is true. It seems that there is nothing that people dare not eat now. This is why people have legs.
Those with little legs dare not eat benches, tables and chairs, and those with no legs dare not eat the big-tailed maggots in the toilet.
Lao Yi and I walked to the 24-hour barbecue restaurant. The store was not big, but it was very clean. Since it was already past one o'clock in the morning, there were not many customers. Two pretty waiters in their twenties met.
When we came in, we stopped yawning and walked over with a menu and a notebook, asking us what we wanted to eat.
We sat at a table by the window. Since the Chinese New Year had just ended, I still had some spare money, so I handed the menu to Lao Yi and told him not to be polite to me and come as he pleased.
Of course, as soon as I said these words, it seemed that I was polite, because Lao Yi would never be polite to me. He had just used the 'Three Escapes' a few hours ago, so his physical strength was extremely exhausted.
, so his eyes started to gleam as he looked at the menu, and he ordered twenty skewers of beef, twenty skewers of mutton, twenty skewers of tendon, a set of shabu-shabu tripe, chicken wings, eggs, and the like. Finally, he ordered
I ordered five skewers of fried steamed bun slices. I looked like a starving ghost reincarnated.
I saw that Lao Yi was indeed hungry, and I felt very uncomfortable, so I said to the waiter: "Bring me two more bowls of pimple soup, and then six bottles of beer. Let's have these first. If there's not enough, I'll ask for more."
The waiter was a little stunned. She might have thought that we are so skinny, but we ordered so many things, could we eat them all? But this is the case with business people, it doesn’t matter whether you can eat them all, as long as you can make money, so
She nodded and walked away.
I lit a cigarette and looked at this small shop. Apart from me and Lao Yi, there were two other tables. There were only two types of people coming out to eat at this time. One was those who played mahjong all night and were tired.
Just go out to have something to eat, and another one is to come out to get high in the middle of the night. When you are tired from dancing, you come here to have something to eat.
The two tables were obviously representatives of these two groups of people. One table was composed of four middle-aged people who seemed to be discussing the card game just now, while the group of people at the other table all looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old.
children. There are five of them in total, two boys and three girls.
Looking at this group of children, I couldn't help but sigh, this is really like the waves of the Yangtze River. It's still early spring, and those little girls can't bear the loneliness and put on stockings and short skirts. The skirts are almost too fast
They are as short as the buttocks, and don't mention it. The stockings of the three girls are red, yellow and blue respectively, a complete set of three primary colors.
It is indeed correct to say that the hue of all living beings comes from the changes of these three primary colors, because the other two little miscellaneous hairs do have the same hue. Their eyeballs are almost burrowed into their skirts. They keep giving
Those little girls poured beer like they were grandsons, I'm afraid others don't know their wolfish ambitions.
Anyway, the kebabs hadn’t arrived yet, so Lao Yi and I carefully looked at these flowers for the future of our motherland. His uncle’s clothes were quite fancy. The women all had flowers on their heads, and the men all had flowers in their hearts.
All bring flowers.
Why do you think society is like this now? Let’s not talk about those pretty girls, just talk about those two little men. I remember that when I was their age, I was still a little kid wearing a high school uniform all day long.
Girls will blush if they touch their hands. But look at how these children are dressed now. One big boy actually wore a pair of bright red pants, a typical pair of diapers. It's understandable to keep the skirt short, but you
Why is there an extra tuft of hair on his uncle's head? From a distance, it looks like there is a turd on his head. I have the urge to use a lighter to burn the tuft of hair.
The water of the Yangtze River is wave after wave, and each generation becomes more and more waves.
It seems that our generation is completely incapable of being promiscuous. Just like Lao Yi and I, we are full of ambition but not strong enough. Thinking about it, our generation is really a fucked up generation. It has not been able to take advantage of socialism.
This generation is also the generation that is used as socialist experiments. The generation of guinea pigs. His uncle’s generation.
Looking at those young people having fun there, Lao Yi and I both felt as if we were old and belonged to his uncle. At this time, the meat skewers were grilled, and the little girl was holding a big iron plate in her hand.
There was a small pot with steaming fried tripe in it. There was a waiter behind her, also holding an iron plate with the meat skewers ordered by Lao Yi.
When I saw the food coming, I stopped thinking about it. Why should I be so free? Living a good life is already good enough. Let this society do whatever it wants.
So I asked the waiter to open the beer. Not to mention that the beer in this restaurant is quite unique. It’s quite cold outside, and their store has actually started selling cold beer. But this is different from what Lao Yi and I did.
After pouring two full cups, I drank it all in one gulp, and the cold beer entered my stomach. How can I describe it as "refreshing"?
It seems that drinking a cup after intense exercise is really the best choice. It makes me so beautiful. My philistine mentality is at work again. I actually feel that I am very happy now, having a hot meal to eat. This is true. Compared with
Those who have died have come, and I am already very happy.
Humans are animals like this. They look at the heights of mountains. When they are not full, they want to be full. After they are full, they are not sure what to think about. As the saying goes, they will never be satisfied.
Forget it, maybe I can live my life alone. I still think about how I want to live in the future, so I picked up the bowl of pimple soup. Don't tell me, it's really delicious.
Just as Lao Yi and I were devouring food and drinks, the door of this small restaurant opened. Since Lao Yi and I were quite close to the door, we felt a chill coming from us. When I subconsciously looked, I saw
Mom!! I was immediately scared out of my mind!!
I saw two people walking in outside the door. The one in front was wearing a white robe, with a sallow face and a thin smile. His tongue was hanging out of his mouth. He was wearing a big hat with four words written on it.
The big characters read "Get rich at first sight". The man at the back is wearing a black robe, has a sinister face, and has an expression of no anger and self-importance. He also wears a big tall hat and has four big characters "The world is at peace".
His uncle’s!!!Xie Bian!!!
Cold sweat suddenly broke out on my head. Isn't this Xie Bian? What is he doing here? The man in black clothes behind him is Hei Wuchang 'Fan Wujiu', right? Damn it, this old ghost can't go back on his word.
Now come and hook my and Lao Yi’s souls!!??
Lao Yi was eating voraciously, with his mouth full of meat skewers. He took a big sip of beer and suddenly noticed that my face turned paper-white. So he followed my gaze.
"puff!!!!!!!!"
When Lao Yi saw the two impermanent uncles, he was so frightened that he vomited out everything in his mouth. Lao Yi had tears in his eyes. It was obvious that he was frightened by Lao Xie's strength last time.
I saw Lao Yi trembling with tears in his eyes and speechless. Because what he had just eaten was so frightened that everything he had just eaten spat out from his mouth and nose. A piece of coriander popped out of his nose, and he trembled as he did so.
Breathing in and out.
When people at other tables heard the same noise from our table, they all turned their heads and looked at us. Obviously, they couldn't see the arrival of this black and white incident. At this time, I couldn't care so much, I could only feel embarrassed.
After smiling, those people stopped looking and continued to eat and drink separately.
But Lao Yi and I's hearts were already beating wildly. Damn it, what are these two uncles doing here! You know, one Xie Bian is enough for Lao Yi and I to drink a cup, and now
An awesome and coaxing Fan Wujiu appeared. You must know that Fan Wujiu described in the book is surprisingly good at fighting! The four words "The World is Peaceful" on his hat are the best proof.
Why are Lao Yi and I carrying each other like this?! Just when Lao Yi and I were about to pee our pants from fright, the two impermanent masters had already walked into the store. Xie Bian, who was walking in front, had obviously noticed Lao Yi and me
, I saw it smiling at us both with a sly smile, which made Lao Yi and I feel numb in our scalps.
We both experienced the feeling of being almost killed by Lao Xie in the hospital.
I saw Xie Bi'an smiling and saying something to Fan Wujiu behind him. Fan Wujiu nodded, and the two uncles floated straight towards me and Lao Yi.
I wanted to run, really. If my calf hadn't turned into a muscle, I would have run away. Lao Yi was not much better. The coriander in his nose twitched up and down with his increasingly rapid breathing.
, like a yo-yo, up and down, up and down, up and down.
In the blink of an eye, the two impermanent uncles floated to me and Lao Yi. The cold breath came with invisible pressure, which made Lao Yi and I almost shudder. At this time, Xie Bian spoke.
, it said to me and Lao Yi with a serious smile: "Why, you juniors, don't you invite your two masters to sit down?"
Hearing these words come out of its mouth, I immediately felt that there was a way! You know, if they were here to hook me and Lao Yi, there was no need to talk nonsense with me. Then what on earth were they here to do?
I didn't have to think too much. For the sake of my own life, I didn't dare to neglect. I immediately got up and moved out two chairs, and then said to the two ancestors: "Oh, isn't this Master Wu Chang? What kind of wind blew you two today?
Are you here? Sit down quickly."
Since others cannot see impermanence, the two waiters not far away saw me getting up to move a chair and talking to myself. When they saw me like this, they started whispering in a low voice.
I knew in my heart that they regarded me as a bastard. I knew this, but it was better to be a bastard than to lose my life. The two Wu Chang were not polite and sat down after snorting.
I saw them sitting down, so I hurriedly sat down too. Before I could say anything, Xie Bian spoke again. He said in his usual tone: "Why, aren't you going to serve your Mr. Wu Chang wine?"
His uncle!! At that time, I really wanted to draw a charm on the palm of my hand and then grab it by the collar and stamp it with ten dollars, but when I thought about it, this plan would not work at all. They are such a bastard! There was no way.
I can only follow it. Anyway, it means I want to drink. It’s not a big deal.
So I hurriedly said to the two waiters: "Beauty!!! Yes, don't look at others, I'm calling you! Please bring two more glasses if you are tired, and then a bottle of white wine, and then bake
Fifty meat skewers, please, the wine will be served first, hurry up!"
The waiter thought I had drunk too much, so he took two cups and a bottle of Yuquan square bottle and put them on the table, then walked away. I poured the wine for these two live dads respectfully, and at this time
Lao Yi is already about to have a seizure, and his behavior is exactly the same as the last time he was in the hospital.
I swallowed and then stared at the two black and white impermanence. Fan Wujiu still had the same angry look, as if someone owed him tens of thousands, while Xie Bian faced me and squeezed out his deadly look.