It was 6:24 in the evening, the sun had already hidden behind the tall buildings, and night had just fallen. Lao Yi and I arrived at a certain normal university.
Lao Yi and I got out of the car, and I called Liu Yudi and told him that I had arrived. Liu Yudi said happily on the phone: "Brother Cui, please wait for me for a while. I will come down after I put on my makeup."
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After hanging up the phone, I thought to myself, you said this little girl is really weird now. She puts on makeup when she goes out at night. Who should she show her makeup to?
I have to say that I once saw in a magazine that women’s obsession with makeup is the same as men’s obsession with tobacco and alcohol. Of course, this is something that Lao Yi and I, two stinky men, can’t understand.
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Since we had nothing to do, Lao Yi and I stood at the gate of the university and fully experienced the rumored beauty concentration camp. It was quite concentrated. It should be dinner time now. The gate of the school was full of people, and it turned out to be 100%.
Seventy of them were women, and all of them were extremely beautiful. Lao Yi and I were overwhelmed by the sights.
Today is an eye-opener. Now the women in front of me and Lao Yi are just as good as those unlucky kids we met in the early hours of this morning. Lao Yi and I are still wearing thick fleece jackets and trousers. These female college students
They were already wearing stockings and short skirts, and each of them seemed to be swaying with the wind when they walked, so I was afraid they couldn't stand out.
Only now do I realize that the idea that the waves of the Yangtze River break up the waves is completely nonsense, because the group of female students passing by me and Lao Yi are not much younger than me, but they are dressed up in such a harmonious and friendly manner.
Looking at the heels of the high heels they are wearing, they are almost as long as my neck.
I couldn't help but sigh, "A hundred kinds of rice can make a living, but the water of this uncle's Yangtze River turns out to be such a wave!"
It’s really fashionable. Because Lao Yi graduated two years earlier than me, he didn’t catch up with this trend. And I graduated from my great third-rate art college. I have introduced it before to the girls in my studies.
It's the real-life version of Jurassic Park, so I've never encountered this kind of formation.
Lao Yi and I found that there were dozens of luxury cars parked in front of the huge school gate. Lao Yi and I were a little puzzled. Then we saw a beautiful girl in a short skirt walking very coquettishly from the campus.
When we came out, Lao Yi and I were surrounded by a scent of fragrance. The little beauty, with heavy makeup on her face, looked like she was less than twenty. She came to a BMW Z40 with two steps and three twists. From there,
A middle-aged man got out of the car. Lao Yi and I thought it was a parent coming to pick up his daughter from school. Unexpectedly, the little beauty gave the uncle a hug and a warm kiss, and said softly:
"My dear, why did you come here? You want me to die~~."
His uncle, I bet that's not her father, but her 'godfather'. This scene couldn't help but surprise me and Lao Yi. That bad old man is already a lot of years old, and he looks even older than Uncle Wen.
And it’s even more obscene. He’s probably reaching the age where he can’t get up again. How come there’s still a little girl who likes him.
Watching the pair of wild mandarin ducks drive away in a car, I figured out why this rotten old man was still able to grow into flowers even though he was so old. It turned out to be the fault of this abnormal harmonious society. Now it seems that it has
It’s an era to look at money and wealth. As long as you have money, there is nothing you can’t do. Due to the relationship between materialistic desires, the temptation from the outside world has penetrated deeply into the campus. A similar harmonious phenomenon has appeared. Maybe those women are
She didn't want her youth to go to waste, so she decided to take charge of her youth and spent a while casually leaning against him. It was his uncle's.
It was really eye-opening. I watched many women emerge from the campus, and then get into their own luxury cars with a sense of pride. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, it turns out that women are such terrible people.
For this kind of animal, the development of the times has actually allowed this kind of thing to move from behind the scenes to the front of the stage and become open and upright.
My uncle, you have to know that if this was the early days of liberation, these people would have been dragged around with big hats on the street. Anyone who falls in love without the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan. Now it seems to be the opposite.
The purpose of being a hooligan is to fall in love.
This is exactly the reason for everything in the world. One is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer. There is nothing to say. At this point, I will explain that I am not an angry young man. On the contrary, I suddenly feel that if I become a woman in my next life, I will be very happy.
good.
Just as Lao Yi and I were watching the beauties walking out of campus one by one towards the beautiful nightlife, I felt someone tap me lightly on the shoulder. When I looked back, I saw Liu Yudi, a pretty little girl.
She stood behind me, smiling at me with her little mouth pursed.
She said to me: "What are you looking at? You are so absorbed in it that you don't even notice me coming?"
I smiled at her with a little embarrassment and said, "I saw a chicken over there just now, and it suddenly flew over. Ah, by the way, let me introduce someone to you. This is Yi Xinxing, my good friend.
Son."
I introduced Lao Yi to her, saying that Lao Yi seems to be born with no resistance to beautiful women, and Liu Yudi is indeed quite slim, so Lao Yi used a very deep tone when shaking hands with her.
He said to her: "Hello, my name is Yi Xinxing. Others call me Harbin Wu Yanzu. You can just call me Lao Yi."
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I looked at Daniel Wu in Harbin with an embarrassed look on his face, thinking that this old boy didn't know how to change his greetings, so he used his old tricks again.
But Liu Yudi, who was born lively and cheerful, found his words very interesting. She smiled and said to Lao Yi: "Hello Lao Yi, my name is Liu Yudi, you can just call me Xiao Di."
Fortunately, I, the girl, didn’t feel embarrassed, so I said to the little girl: “Girl, let’s go, we’re going to eat, we’re going to starve to death, by the way, where can we find delicious food nearby?”
The little girl smiled and said to me: "Let's go. You have money, but why are you worried about having nowhere to eat?"
What she said is right. There are three restaurants, hotels, baths and massages near the university.
Liu Yudi took Lao Yi and I to a nearby hot pot restaurant, where we ordered a mandarin duck pot, several plates of beef, fish balls, green vegetables, and six bottles of beer.
I didn’t expect that little girl Liu Yudi could drink so well. She was as good as me and Lao Yi. After two bottles of beer, her face was flushed, but nothing happened. It seemed that communication still had to take place at the wine table.
After two bottles of beer, she and Lao Yi were still familiar with each other. The three of us had no scruples and similar personalities, and we talked and laughed loudly. So I asked for six more bottles.
Seeing that the gossip was almost done, I started to ask Liu Yudi tentatively: "I mean, girl, how is your school? There are so many girls. Does anything strange happen to you?"
Liu Yudi picked up a piece of green vegetables from the pot, and then said to me: "What strange thing do you want to ask about?"
Damn it, how can I ask this? So I thought about it and said to her: "I heard that the university teaching building was haunted. How is your school?"
Liu Yudi tilted her little head and thought for a while, then said to me: "I have never heard of this. There are many girls in my school, but I have never heard anyone say such a thing. However, there have been constant fights in the school these days.
They are all girls. I heard they are trying to steal their boyfriends. But I always think this is a bit strange, Xiao Feifei, don’t you think it’s strange?”
Faint, I smiled bitterly in my heart, let me ask, which school doesn’t have fights? It’s strange that there are no fights! It seems that this girl is hopeless, what should I do? You must know that Xie Bian can’t do it for no reason.
Tell us about this school, even if Lao Xie, the grandson of Lao Yi, wants to play tricks on me and Lao Yi, there should still be something in it.
But how can Lao Yi and I get to know each other more deeply?
This is indeed a very worrying thing, so I lit a cigarette. Lao Yijian couldn't ask anything from Liu Yudi, which was quite frustrating, but he was naturally stupid. Although his brain was easy to use, he didn't understand.
Turning around, he sighed and chatted with Liu Yudi about other things.
I looked at Lao Yi and thought with a wry smile in my heart, this old boy is quite talkative. He was talking to Liu Yudi about how when he was in college, he didn't take classes well and spent the whole day sleeping in the dormitories of his brothers from other schools and eating for them during the day.
When I heard Lao Yi talking about how he went to other schools to earn money from his brothers in college, I suddenly thought of something? That’s right! Don’t I have a week off? Why don’t I come to this school to accompany Liu Yudi in class?
You have to know that in today's universities, there are hundreds of people in a classroom when taking a big class. No one knows whether you are from this school. I could just sneak in and inquire about the news! Thinking of this, I felt overjoyed. Who said it was easy?
Xinxing is naturally dumbfounded? He is simply a genius like his uncle!!
But I couldn't show too much excitement, so I poured a glass of wine and said to Liu Yudi: "Girl, last time I went to your house, my second uncle Liu told me to see if you were taking classes seriously. You skipped classes these two days.
without?"
Liu Yudi didn't know why I suddenly said such a thing, so she said to me: "No, why are you skipping class? I don't like shopping either."
I shook my head and said to her: "I don't believe it. How about this? I just have a week off. How about I accompany you to class for a few days to monitor you?"
Liu Yudi was happy when she heard this. She said to me: "Xiao Feifei, aren't you making trouble? How old are you, why do you still want to go to school?"
When I heard what she said, I felt a little unhappy. How old am I? I am only twenty-two. You must know that my old dormitory brother, Lao Wang, had not graduated from high school when he was my age!
But it was hard for me to explain to her. I couldn't handle being tough, so I had to be soft, so I immediately put on a longing face and said pitifully to her: "Sister, to tell you the truth, I am
There are so many beauties in your school. You see, brother, I am still single. Just let me come to your place and stay with you for two days to satisfy your eyes. What do you think? I will pay for all your meals these days.
Got it!"
When Lao Yi heard what I said, he immediately understood what I was going to do, and he said to me: "Then I'll come too!"
I thought to myself, big brother, where do you want to come from? You don’t have to go to work? If you keep asking for leave, your old uncle Lin will definitely be fired. Then it will be troublesome, so I said to him: "Old
Yi, is it okay if you always ask for leave?"
Lao Yi said to me: "I don't ask for leave. Uncle Lin gave me a week's leave, saying that someone invited him to go to another place to practice Feng Shui."
Hearing what he said, I was a little surprised and thought, no! How could it be such a coincidence? At the same time that Uncle Wen returned to his hometown, Uncle Lin also went out, and this happened to be the time when Lao Yi and I needed the most time. Could it be that among them
Is there any connection?
Uncle Wen's wretched appearance appeared in my mind, and I sighed. It's impossible. I'm afraid it's just a coincidence. What the hell does Uncle Wen, the old bastard, know about other than money and landlord fights?
(The first update has been completed, and I am currently working on the second update. If I can’t catch up today, I will update three times tomorrow, and then two updates the day after tomorrow. Thank you for your support.)