In fact, I hate two kinds of people the most, one is the pretty boy who always gives up, and the other is the stinky bitch who gives birth to children but doesn’t support them. Since you can give birth, you should be able to raise them, although I don’t know about the dead child in the well.
Who is your mother, but I really want to despise her. As the saying goes, a tiger's poison cannot eat its seeds. If a tiger is like this, let alone a human being?
His uncle also said that tigers eat people and tigers are ruthless. In fact, humans are the most ruthless. Now I am more and more aware of the horror and indifference of this deformed society, even to my own children, let alone others.
I was lying on the bed, unable to sleep due to the snoring of the careless little prince Lao Yi and the sound of the mixed male and female doubles in the next room. I now find that I seem to have a neurasthenia because I often have nightmares and cannot sleep well.
As a result, I have dark circles under my eyes all year round, and my weight has not changed. I have been hovering between 110 and 120, and I am not far from skinny.
You said that no matter how many years have passed, the university will still be a university, and the small hotel next to the university will still be a small hotel next to the university. Of course, this is not nonsense. The battle next door is very fierce. It seems that as soon as I close my eyes, I can see everything in my mind.
A picture of reproduction and evolution emerges.
I looked at the watch. It's now 5:30 in the morning. Uncle, why are the pair of wild mandarin ducks next door so diligent? Are they practicing weight loss and detoxification early in the morning?
I smiled bitterly, times have changed, but human desires remain unchanged. Desire breeds love, and also breeds tragedy. The ghost baby in the well was a victim of desire, and I suddenly felt that it was actually quite pitiful.
, he was reincarnated into the human world full of hope, but was aborted by his mother before he was born. He could only wait in a well full of garbage to be reincarnated again in the distant future.
Is this the inevitable product of this harmonious society? His uncle, why is it like this? Obviously, a few years have passed, and no one uses the QQ account 'for your infertility' anymore.
Women seem to like QQ names like "Must be happy" and so on. His uncle's "Must be happy", so why don't you just buy a box of Ant Lishen!
After I cursed secretly in my mind, I turned over and coughed at the top of my lungs. Don't tell me, the sound from the next door immediately stopped. I shook my head, and then cursed and went to talk to that person.
The female ghost in the dream is on a date.
At almost noon, I was woken up by Lao Yi. He told me that Liu Yudi called just now. She was about to finish class and asked us to treat her to dinner. I rubbed my eyes. This little girl seems to be a real bad guy.
I fell in love with Lao Yi.
But there is no other way. Since I have promised her to treat her to meals for a week before, if I promise something to others, I must keep it, right?
So after washing up, I went back to the university with Lao Yi and called Liu Yudi. This little girl had been waiting for us at the school gate for a long time. When she saw us coming, she came up to meet us with a smile.
Holding our shoulders, she didn't have the shyness of a girl at all. Obviously, she had regarded Lao Yi as her big brother, and I had been bullied by her since I was a child. Although we had not contacted each other for so many years, in just a few
God, we are no longer restrained and can make trouble as we please.
I asked Liu Yudi: "Girl, you really don't pretend to be fake. Where can we go to eat?"
Liu Yudi smiled and patted me and Lao Yi on the shoulders, and said to me: "Why are you pretending to be with Xiao Feifei? What relationship do we have? I want to eat dumplings. Let's enjoy Jiade at noon."
Xijiade? I should have eaten there before. It seems to be a fast food chain store. It’s so expensive. With our appetites like mine and Lao Yi’s, two hundred yuan is probably enough to make us full. But there’s no way. Since the girl said it,
Even if I am very poor, I still have to ask for it.
Needless to say, this store is not big, but there are quite a lot of people. As soon as we walked in, there were two big girls in cheongsam standing on the left and right of the door. They bowed to the three of us at a ninety-degree angle.
I was a little embarrassed. Lao Yi was even more exaggerated and bowed directly to everyone, saying: "You're welcome, you're welcome."
God, why are you so embarrassed? If there is a hole in front of me now, I really want to dive into it. This person is naturally stupid. It seems that he is suffering from dementia again. People bow to you to welcome you. Why are you doing this?
I politely returned the favor. I hurriedly pulled him over, and then calmly said to the two waitresses: "My brother drank too much. Don't forget it."
He pulled Lao Yi down to a table, and the three of us sat down. Liu Yudi covered her mouth and had fun. She probably thought why Lao Yi was so interesting. I felt so depressed. It seemed that Lao Yi completely destroyed himself last night.
Taking your future destiny seriously, people with a big heart are really kind and don't need to think too much, so they can live such a happy life.
I was really convinced by him. I sighed with a wry smile, then picked up the menu and started ordering. Don't tell me, today's dumplings really opened my eyes. They even had Italian sauerkraut fillings. I was thinking in my mind.
, it turns out that Italians have already learned how to roll the dough. It’s so fake. Look at these Xijiade dumplings, which are probably similar to those American California beef noodles. If you add a foreign name, the price will double.
, isn’t this taking off your pants and farting?
This society is becoming more and more confusing to me. Forget it, I don’t want to think about it that much. I felt dizzy when I saw the prices of dumplings on the menu, so I gave the menu to Liu Yudi, who ordered a few dumplings and
Xiaocai, and then asked me: "Are you two drinking?"
I shook my head. Ten yuan a bottle is enough for me to drink five bottles at Uncle Yuan's place. Why spend this wasteful money? Just eat some dumplings and drink some tea. These are the ones with sauerkraut filling.
Dumplings are just fine for those curious little schoolgirls. Lao Yi and I didn’t catch a cold very much.
After ordering, while waiting for the dumplings to be served, Lao Yi and Liu Yudi were chatting, and I had nothing to do, so I looked around. Hey, what a coincidence, I saw a person who looked very familiar.
The young man who tried to blackmail me and Lao Yi yesterday, if I remember correctly, he should be called Gao Guotian. Yes, it was him. The pimples on his face impressed me so much.
Speaking of fate, it's like hemorrhoids, always coming out to irritate you when you are unprepared. This is so true. When I saw the pretentious guy like Guo Guotian, I thought to myself, I didn't expect it to happen here.
I met him, but I didn't expect that he was so casual. He came here to eat dumplings. He seemed to be here with his girlfriend. I took a peek and didn't expect that the girl sitting opposite him was quite beautiful, with big watery eyes.
, it just looks a little sad.
They seemed to have arrived earlier and had already finished eating. I saw the old man looking like an old man, holding a toothpick in his mouth and crossing his legs, and said to the girl: "Daughter-in-law~~ settle the accounts!"
Damn it, asking a girl to pay and saying it's so natural is enough, but the girl actually took out her wallet obediently.
Damn it, why haven’t I met such a woman before? I was so shocked, I couldn’t believe that there was such a beautiful woman in the world. I couldn’t stand it any longer, and at this moment
, the dumplings also came, so I turned around and started eating the dumplings.
Liu Yudi sat opposite me, eating dumplings and said to me: "That girl is really stupid, she actually likes a scum like Gao Guotian."
It seems that this little girl also saw the scene just now. When Lao Yi stuffed dumplings into his mouth, he seemed to have burned his mouth. He was gargling with tea. I smiled bitterly and thought to myself, maybe this is what Lao Zhou was doing.
Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to endure. I have to say, things in this world are so strange, so it’s better to let the dog do what he wants.
Liu Yudi saw my expression and asked me: "Are you thinking that all the good cabbage has been given to pigs?"
Oops? This little girl saw through it again, but I smiled and shook my head, thinking to myself, you are not right. In fact, what I thought was more vulgar and obscene.
I was thinking as I took a bite of his uncle's Italian pickled cabbage dumplings, and my intestines immediately turned green. They were just ordinary pickled cabbage dumplings! How dare they sell them for thirty-five yuan a plate.
This meal was really unpleasant. Most of the dumplings were snatched away by Liu Yudi. Lao Yi and I were both not full, but we couldn’t eat here to death. Even buying two bowls of ramen outside would be better than here.
It was a good meal. So we walked out of the dumpling shop and walked to Liu Yudi’s school.
Liu Yudi said there was a shortcut, so he took us to a small alley. As we were walking forward, we suddenly heard what sounded like a woman crying in front of us.
Since Lao Yi and I usually work as food from the underworld, when we heard a woman crying, we immediately got goosebumps as a conditioned reflex. But we both immediately realized that it was impossible to encounter dirty things at noon.
Things, but who has nothing to do but cry in a small alley?
We didn't care so much, so we continued walking forward. The closer we walked, the closer the crying sound came. There was a residential building in front of us, and the crying seemed to come from the corner. When we reached the corner, because it was so close,
Very close, besides crying, I seemed to hear a cursing man's voice.
Why does it sound like the drake voice of that acne-covered guy?
As soon as I heard what seemed to be his voice, I turned around and made a quiet gesture to Lao Yi and Liu Yudi. You must know that Lao Yi always likes to watch the fun, and Liu Yudi, this little girl, is even more gossipy. The three of us
They all had similar smells, so they smiled and nodded, stretching their ears to listen.
Just listen to the voice that seemed to have gone crazy and cursed: "Are you crying? If you don't want to be with me, get out! I won't stop you! Just do it like last time??"
Then the three of us heard a female voice with a heavy nasal sound. She must have been crying for a long time. The girl choked and said intermittently: "But... But this is the second time... You really
Do you have the heart to kill me and our children?"
Oh, let me go! I didn’t expect there was an unexpected gain. Even the fools understood that this was a warm and harmonious couple discussing family planning, but there was something wrong with this. I didn’t expect that such an inhumane person would dare to do this.
I don’t dare to admit it, it’s his uncle! Why is he so angry?
Just when the rest of us felt very angry, the disturbing voice came again. He said: "Fuck you, how do I know if that is my child? If you make him cry again, believe it or not, I will beat you!?"
No way, the three of us looked at each other, what the hell would it be like to hit a woman?
But just when we were doubting, we heard several crisp popping sounds. If it was a slap, no one would believe it, but if it was a slap, everyone would think so.
I only heard the woman cry and scream a few times. I don't know what happened in Lao Yi and I's hearts, but an unknown fire suddenly rushed up. Damn it! Is he still a human????
So the two of us rushed out from the corner of the building in unison!! What caught our eyes was indeed the bastard who had done it to the sky, and the girlfriend whose eyes were red from crying.
(I just came back and I feel better. I coded this chapter in a hurry. Thank you for your support.)