To talk about the state of being an ant on a hot pot, I now know very well that his grandma Liu Mingming can really cause trouble for people. At eleven o'clock in the evening, I sat in the room, watching TV series, feeling restless. I hope not to
If something happens again, I won't be able to bear it anymore.
Touching the small mirror in my trouser pocket, I secretly made up my mind. If Liu Mingming said we should gather at one o'clock, it would take at least an hour. That is two o'clock, which happens to be the ugly time. According to the rules of that thing these days, it usually takes an hour.
I showed up after half past two. I couldn’t care less. As soon as the ugly hour arrived, I immediately sneaked to the lake to contact Uncle Jiu, otherwise there would definitely be casualties.
Because they were very excited, they didn't sleep and waited for a little gathering. I could almost understand their thoughts. Since they were in a group of two, most of the men wanted to find a female companion and wanted to take the opportunity to show off their masculinity.
When the night is dark, he takes advantage of the woman and eats fresh tofu. The woman, on the other hand, probably also wants to take advantage of the night to give herself a chance to get into the arms of her long-cherished male companion.
I also know Liu Mingming’s thoughts. He also has good intentions and wants to give his students an excellent matching opportunity. But if you ask me to say that this is just about taking off your pants and farting, it is completely unnecessary.
It seems that tonight will be the most testing night for me. I have to find a more reliable companion to give me a chance to sneak to the lake in the middle.
After much deliberation, Wang Cheng is the best candidate. This man is old and should not be too interested in this kind of matching show. Then I will follow them and run from the first floor to the seventh floor, and then
Tell him directly that this game is really boring, and then ask him to go back to the house to sleep. He will probably agree.
So, I said to Wang Cheng who was sitting on the bed: "Lao Wang, let's go together later. What do you think?"
Wang Cheng was sitting on the bed, kicking his legs. He glanced at me sideways, and then said to me: "Are you scared? Who is going to be with you? Of course I, a young guy like me, have to find a girl to keep me company. You can find one."
Someone else, haha."
Oops, I feel so annoyed. I never thought that you, an old guy, still have an old heart, and still hope to grow into flowers when you are old? Are you still young? You are almost the beginning of autumn.
I had no choice but to ask Xiao Kai. He seemed to be quite uninterested in what happened at night, so I said to him: "Brother Kai, I think you have a great appearance and will definitely do big things in the future."
, how about we join a group later."
Xiaokai actually glanced at me sideways, and then said to me feebly: "Okay, you go ask my wife and see if she agrees?"
Thinking of Xiaokai's wife, I couldn't help but shudder. The woman's huge body appeared in my mind. I'm not exaggerating. With his wife's physique, it would be easy to hit three people like me.
I'm speechless, my God! What should I do? God, just kill me!!
You bunch of ignorant people, brothers, I have worked so hard to help you calm down the situation, but you keep creating the situation for yourself. Where is the law? Don't play like this!
Who should I team up with to escape? My mind was in chaos. Suddenly, I thought of one person, and that was Liu Mingming. Yes, buddy, I can definitely stay with Liu Mingming. You have to know the most dangerous person.
The place is the safest place. Liu Mingming will definitely stay on the first floor. Then I told him that I was scared and there was no one to accompany me, so I stayed with him. When it was almost two o'clock, I persuaded him to call everyone back. And
It's also convenient to run away, just say you need to go to the toilet and you can get out of the way.
How can I be so smart, haha. So I did it, and soon, at 12:50, Liu Mingming asked us to go out to gather in each room. Since it was so lively at night, he even quarreled with Uncle C. He
When asked what we were doing, Liu Mingming told him that we were going to cool off in an empty building.
Uncle C's expression changed, and he said to Liu Mingming, "Don't you be afraid at night? It's best to go to that building less often."
Liu Mingming handed him a cigarette and said to him, "It's okay. We old people are just going to have fun. I won't disturb you anymore. You can go to bed first."
Uncle C acted as if he was hesitating to speak, and then said to Liu Mingming: "Then you must be more careful."
Maybe I was the only one who took this sentence to heart. Uncle C went to bed, and everyone walked towards the empty building laughing and joking. The empty building was five stories high, and there were quite big steps at the bottom. We were on the steps.
Collect above.
After Liu Mingming had numbered the number of people, I said to him in a sweet voice: "Brother Liu~~~~ I'm afraid, so I can stay with you, okay?"
I got another kick from him on the butt, and he cursed and said, "Get out of here, don't be sticky. If I don't stay, I will find two people to pretend to be ghosts and scare you!"
Damn, I didn’t expect him to have such a trick. This is too gloomy. It seems like he wants to create a haunted house effect. Wait, pretending to be a ghost? Isn’t this an opportunity for my buddy? What if I go in too?
If you pretend to be a ghost, wouldn't it be easier to sneak out?
I quickly said to him: "Brother Liu~~ Then you choose me. Look how much I look like a ghost."
Unexpectedly, I got kicked again, and he said: "Get out, the pretenders have been found, you can go in honestly."
Damn it, you don’t have to do this, what should I do? Just when I was thinking about it, Liu Mingming asked us all to start looking for partners to go in together. We work in pairs, but who should I look for?
When I was in a hurry, a girl walked up next to me. In order to create an atmosphere, no one borrowed flashlights from the hotel, but used their mobile phones to illuminate. I saw clearly that the person walking towards me was none other than that girl.
Freshman girl Zhang Yaxin.
She walked up to me hesitantly, then plucked up the courage to say to me: "Brother Cui, I don't know who to look for. How about we work together."
As soon as she said these words, the people who knew me nearby started to make noises. None of them could imagine that a woman like me, a wretched blue-haired boy, would come to my door. Zhang Yaxin also immediately lowered her head.
, as if I did something wrong.
When I looked at the stinky old ladies around me with their expressions of "the pigs have swallowed all the good cabbage", I became very angry. What's the matter, bro? As for your expression?
In fact, I feel a little happy now. After all, I have found a partner, and she is quite good-looking. But I am not happy because I can eat her in the dark corridor. You know what if
If I were a pervert, I would have taken action early this morning.
The main reason why I'm secretly happy is that now I can take her through this shabby building quickly, and then I can run away to find Uncle Jiu. In the face of a powerful enemy, this is not the time to have fun.
Thinking of this, I smiled at her and said, "Okay, since no one is with me anyway, let's go together later."
She raised her head and smiled, only to hear another booing all around. I spat in the direction of those stinky old ladies. These old ladies will definitely become shrews in the future. Bah.
We walked into the first-floor lobby of the empty building. Such an empty place looked very inviting in the darkness. It was a hotel-type building with stairs on both sides. The empty room had no doors or windows.
After we all came in, Liu Mingming asked us not to run around and told us to follow the rules. No one was allowed to leave midway, and there must be more than two people in action. This was for the sake of minimum safety. After everything was ready, Liu Mingming began to arrange
For ranking, two people form a group. After the first group completes a circle, they return to the first floor and the next group joins them.
We were all ready, but I was dumbfounded. Damn it, Liu Mingming ranked me and Zhang Yaxin at the bottom. Seeing that one o'clock was approaching, with my current ranking, would I still have a chance to escape?
Liu Mingming told us to start in 5 minutes, and then he took two people and ran upstairs first. Zhang Yaxin next to me smiled shyly at me: "Brother Cui, I am timid, you have to protect me later."
ah."
I smiled bitterly. In fact, I am also timid. Besides, it is easy to protect you, but if that thing appears, it will be really difficult to protect everyone.
Five minutes later, the man and woman in the first group began to walk upstairs with playful faces. Not long after, they heard their screams. It seemed that they were frightened by Liu Mingming. The people downstairs laughed, but
I was the only one who couldn't laugh even if I wanted to.
I looked at my phone and saw that it was ten minutes past one, and there were still fifty minutes until the ugly hour. God willing, please let this farce end soon.