At around seven o'clock in the morning, I woke up and realized that it was a nightmare. I scratched my hair, which was as messy as a bird's nest, wiped the eye droppings in my eyes that were half-covering my face, and got up in a daze.
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In fact, I wasn't woken up by my own handsomeness, but by the alarm clock on my mobile phone. I have had this copycat phone with me for many years, but I just couldn't bear to change it, because it has two advantages.
It’s bad. I used it to smash walnuts and drive nails on the bench. Another thing is that the sound of the trumpet is very loud and crazy. A while ago, I missed my childhood very much, so I downloaded the song "The Adventures of the Sloppy King" from the Internet.
Song was used as the alarm clock ringtone, but I underestimated the speaker of my mobile phone. Every morning I was woken up by the sound of "Little sloppy, really sloppy, the king of sloppy is our little sloppy". I love to have nightmares.
As a result, I woke up every morning with a shiver. It was so scary that I almost had a neurasthenia. For the sake of my poor body, I could only change the sound of the alarm clock. Now it’s better, and every morning I wake up with a trembling sound.
The soft and delicate voice of "Girls upstairs, come downstairs to pick up the guests~~~" would make me get up and freshen up very excitedly.
Time is not forgiving. I looked at the unfamiliar face in the mirror in the bathroom. The thick dark circles under the eyes looked like I hadn't slept for several days. My face was pale. I looked like a heavy smoker. His uncle.
, I cursed in the mirror, then brushed my teeth, washed my face, and combed my hair. When I was almost done, I put on my coat and went downstairs to take the bus.
I really realized that my health was getting worse day by day. As soon as I came out of the corridor and encountered the cool breeze, I started retching. I smiled bitterly. Chronic pharyngitis seemed to be the result of one pack of cigarettes a day. I asked for it. There was nothing I could do about it.
Spring is really here, and I put on a thin coat. Although I was born in the Northeast, it is undeniable that I hate cold, because when the weather is cold, people's hearts are even colder.
Looking at the office workers waiting for the bus on the 70th and 80th in front of the bus stop, I smiled bitterly in my heart. You said these people would die if they got up early. It is so crowded now, but then I thought about it.
Ten steps and fifty steps to smile, don’t I also have this virtue?
Inertia is terrible, but the consequences of inertia are even more terrible. To give a simple example, this is the morning bus in Harbin. The vast number of office workers crowded into the bus stop like wolves and tigers. Thirty minutes
One car, if you accidentally don't squeeze in, you will be late. It's okay for me to be late. After all, Uncle Wen is pretty good to me, but Lao Yi is different. I heard that Uncle Lin has set a rule for Lao Yi, late
Fifty yuan will be deducted from wages at a time.
You must know that Lao Yi is naturally careless in doing things. He will be late on any day. After hearing what Uncle Lin said, he did a rough calculation. If this continues, not only will he not be able to earn a penny in a month, but he will also be late.
I owe Uncle Lin more than three hundred yuan, so poor Lao Yi has no choice but to rush to the bus stop early every morning like a war. But when I mention the traffic, I want to curse. Sometimes no bus comes for more than an hour.
It would be weird if you were late for the car.
But compared to ordinary people, we still have certain advantages. In order to squeeze into the car, poor old Yi had to activate his three-door body, squeeze into the car very powerfully in a superhuman state, and then stand up on the car seat.
Went to Yi Fu Guan.
At that time, I was shocked when I heard Lao Yi tell me about this matter. This was too ridiculous. It was really shocking to think that Lao Yi said this in such an understatement. If Yu Qingzu was allowed to
If Master knew that his descendant actually used Qimen Dunjia to get on the bus, he would shed tears of blood.
In fact, Lao Yi is also stubborn. He doesn't know the reason of taking a taxi if you can't squeeze into the bus. One day I got up really late and forgot to charge my phone. When I opened my eyes, it was already nine o'clock, so I gave him a taxi.
Uncle Wen called and told him that I got up late and had to go later today.
Uncle Wen didn't know what was going on that day. He was probably joking with me. He told me, "No, you can't be late. You can take a taxi."
I was angry at that time and said to him, "I won't be able to get there in time even if I masturbate!"
Fortunately, I got on the bus smoothly today. On the bus, I held the handle, just like the ordinary people around me. Of course, I am also an ordinary person, or a bastard for short.
I don’t know why, but my lonely eyes always glanced at the thinly dressed young women in the car. Looking back inadvertently, I found that the men with the same eyes as me seemed to be bald. His uncle’s, I was only twenty-one.
Ah, why are you equated with those uncles?
Since Uncle Wen came back, he seems to have been in a bad mood. Even Landlords are rarely happy anymore, as if they have something on their mind. Sometimes they even sigh. I don’t know what’s wrong with him. I looked at Uncle Wen.
I didn't dare to mess with him in this mood, so I kept going to work honestly these days, never being late or leaving early. I thought to myself, could it be that Uncle Wen, an old bastard, did some kind of loss-making business this time? No.
earned money?
I pushed open the door of Fuzetang and found that the old guy was already sitting in front of the computer. But when I got closer, I saw that he was not playing Landlords. Instead, he was checking the map of Heilongjiang and the train timetable. I didn’t know who he was.
What are you going to do? Are you going to travel far away again?
Uncle Wen seems to be in a better mood today, at least he is happy to see me here, unlike the past two days, when he saw me, he looked like a croaking donkey.
But it's obvious that the old guy seems to be quite happy today. His face has turned from cloudy to sunny, and he seems to be humming his favorite classic pornographic song, "One of the last cries of the eunuch, cut it off."
He took out 30 yuan from his pocket, handed it to me and said: "Xiao Fei, you came quite early, okay, you have a serious work attitude. Your uncle, I want to eat meat today, go and buy some steamed buns."
Let's eat together, remember, pick the big one. You can buy the rest as you see."
When I saw that the old man was so happy today, I immediately understood that this was because he was in a good mood and everything was fine. It seemed that today was not worth eating steamed buns, but a few tea eggs.
So I bought steamed buns and tea eggs, came back and put them on the table to eat with Uncle Wen. Uncle Wen picked up a steamed bun and ate it very happily. He crossed his legs and couldn't help but feel so good.
I saw him and said to me: "Xiao Fei, I see that you have been with me for a long time. You should be familiar with the ways of our industry, right?"
I didn’t know why the old guy asked me that, so I swallowed the tea egg stuffed in my mouth, and flattered him in a neither humble nor overbearing manner. I said, “Uncle Wen, this is all because of your old teaching.
, I have tried my best to continue to have a solid grasp of the basic knowledge of this way, and hope to catch up to a quarter of your age in a few years."
In fact, what I was thinking in my mind was, you old liar, what else can I learn from you besides practicing talking? But I have to say, this is exactly the kind of thing you go to a temple to worship. Obviously, I have this trick
Uncle Wen was very pleased with the butt pat. The old man was in a great mood, and then he patted me on the shoulder and said: "Working with your uncle here will definitely have a future. I see that you have been quite diligent these days. I will definitely take you to see him again."
Experience, what do you think?"
Take me to see something? What can I see? I was a little puzzled. You won't ask me to pretend to be a dutiful son and watch someone's funeral like last time. So I asked Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen, you want to take me to see something?"
What? I really don’t want to keep someone’s wake, it scared me to death last time.”
When Uncle Wen heard what I said, he burst out laughing and said, "Haha, look at you, you're such a loser, don't worry, this is a good job, you're going to travel with your uncle and me."
Traveling? I was confused by what I heard. What's going on? How could this old guy go traveling with nothing to do? And he even took me with him. If anything is different, it must be a monster. There must be some way to it. Just when I
When he was puzzled, Uncle Wen continued: "I used to have a regular customer, a rich man from Qitaihe. His family was quite rich. He called me last night and asked me to help him move his ancestral grave. How about it?
You come with me for a walk in the mountains and rivers, and you will be fully reimbursed for food and accommodation for two weeks, and you will be provided with delicious food and drink. To put it bluntly, it is a trip at public expense. What do you think?"
I have to say that my heart was really moved when I heard what Uncle Wen said. After all, I, a wild child who grew up in a small county town, feel uncomfortable staying in this big city. It is indeed a good thing to go for a walk with him to relax my mood.
, but now I have a deep understanding of Uncle Wen’s character. Maybe it’s because I’m used to hearing this old guy lie to gods and ghosts. I always feel that no matter what the words are, as long as they come from his mouth,
It's very unreliable.
But there is nothing you can do. You must know that I am just a stinky part-time worker. The boss gives you face. Do you dare to use the boss's face as a shoe mat?
So I said to Uncle Wen with a smile on my face: "Thank you so much, Uncle Wen. You are so kind to me, how can I repay you!"
Uncle Wen regained his inscrutable expression. He nodded and said to me: "Concentrate on your work. When I get old in the future, when you work alone, don't forget to tell your apprentices about his master and my prestige."
That’s fine.”
I nodded along with him, but I was thinking, screw you, you old bastard, you lied to others, and you want to train me, my buddy, to be a bastard too? Are you that kind of person? Wait.
One day I gathered together the Seven Treasures White Moon Wheel and solved these disgusting five disadvantages and three deficiencies. I won’t play with you. Then, buddy, I will go back to the place where I was born and raised to marry a wife and have children.
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Our breakfast meeting ended in this harmonious and loving atmosphere. The old guy had a good appetite today. He ate two steamed buns and was so full that he burped. It seemed that he was full of food at noon.
I thought to myself, just in time, when I went out for a trip to relax and adjusted my condition and came back, Shi Jueming could almost figure out the whereabouts of the escaped female ghost. By then, Lao Yi and I would catch her and
There is one less thing to worry about, and the only thing left is the Seven Treasures White Moon Wheel.
The whole afternoon, I was accompanying the old guy online to book the necessary items for traveling to the mountains, such as sunglasses, sunscreen lotion, baby gold lotion, etc. Anyway, it was the old guy who spent the money. The old guy told me that I would get it tomorrow afternoon.
He set off and gave me three hundred yuan to buy something to eat in the car.
We were both in a good mood all afternoon, which made me feel as happy and expectant as when the school was about to organize life drawing. Until I was about to get off work, Uncle Wen received a phone call, which unexpectedly made the old guy feel better.
It's turning cloudy.
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