This meal was actually quite depressing. I don’t know why. Those middle-aged people were talking to Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin, but these two old bastards turned out to be indifferent. I don’t know about Uncle Lin, but Uncle Wen is definitely not normal.
, because this old guy has always been a master who can gouge his friends for his friends, and his friends for his clients. There must be a reason for being so uncharacteristic today, so although I was very hungry, I didn’t eat much.
Aunt Zhen is very enthusiastic. Her personality is as enthusiastic as her appearance. I think Aunt Zhen must have been a beautiful woman when she was young. She saw Lao Yi wolfing down the food, but I couldn't get rid of it, so I picked it up.
He put a piece of meat into my bowl and said to me: "Child, eat quickly, this is roe deer meat."
Roe deer meat? If it weren’t for Aunt Zhen next to me who kept picking up vegetables for me and Lao Yi, we wouldn’t have noticed that this hard, lean meat with a slight earthy smell turned out to be roe deer meat. Wait a moment, it looks like that
It seems like something to protect animals.
In fact, this should be the most luxurious meal I have ever eaten in my life. This is true. Aunt Zhen gave me a pick of vegetables. She told me what it was after picking one up, grilled roe deer thighs, Feilong soup, and sand-speckled chicken.
I don’t know what the stewed mushrooms and red pork are stewed with. I tasted a piece and it seemed to be meat but it was a bit different. I asked Aunt Zhen and she told me that it was stewed with Hericium mushrooms.
I was so worthless that I felt a little moved. This was so touching. I sighed in my heart: It’s great to live in the mountains. You can be completely self-sufficient with these things. Moreover, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, who cares what you eat.
They say hericium, bird's nest, shark's fin, these are the most nutritious. I remember seeing them on the shelf when I went to the supermarket. The price was fifty yuan for half a catty, and they were artificially bred. At that time, I thought, who needs it?
I can't bear to spend such a price to eat mushrooms. It is undeniable that I did have a bit of a philistine mentality at the time. If I can't afford it, I can't say bad. I didn't expect that today in this old house in the mountains, there are so many wild monkey heads.
It can be stewed with red braised pork.
It is no exaggeration to say that this table of meals can cover my three months' salary. After the meal, Aunt Zhen told us that the name of the mountain behind is called Woodpecking Hill, and there are many such wild things on it, such as Hericium heads.
Ganoderma lucidum is available in all sizes, so the nearby villagers are tired of eating it. Since it is far from the city, they are too lazy to pick and sell it.
I was stunned. I must go up the mountain! If I pick enough books and take them back to Harbin, I can sell them for several months to make enough food. Moreover, I think of my grandmother at home. She has lived so long and I have not yet
I have paid tribute to her, and everyone said that Ganoderma lucidum is good for the health of the elderly. I must get some and mail them to my grandma so that she can also take supplements.
After the meal, the Zhen family's daughters-in-law removed the dishes and served tea. I patted my round belly and admired myself for being able to cook so quietly.
I rubbed my belly.
Lao Yi is not much better than me. This guy who has never finished his orgasm is hiccupping so hard that Uncle Lin next to him is so angry that his face turns green. This tragic Lao Yi.
The old man chatted with the two magicians for a while. They talked about trivial matters from the past without much nutrition. After a while, the old man seemed a little sleepy, so he was helped back to his room to rest.
At this time, the middle-aged man who had just been talking at the dinner table came to Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin and motioned for them to chat in the back room. They nodded, then got up and walked with the man to a small room. Lao Yi and I met
My boss had already stood up, and we couldn't sit still, so we followed him.
After closing the door, the middle-aged man asked us to sit down, and then said to the two magicians: "Brother Wen, Brother Lin, actually inviting you here this time is a last resort, and the old man doesn't know about this yet, I
I know you two still hate some of our brothers, but since things are really wrong, we can only shamelessly beg you two."
The expressions of the two old masters were not very happy. Uncle Wen did not speak. He smoked silently. Uncle Lin next to him sneered and said: "Zhen Fu, I found that you guys are really making love on the spot. What have you been doing?
Yes, we are liars who make a living by talking, but we have never deceived your family, right? Have you forgotten what happened to your family and your third child in the past..."
Uncle Wen, who had been silent all this time, suddenly cursed at Uncle Lin: "Old x, what are you talking about!!??"
Uncle Lin glared at Uncle Wen and surprisingly did not retort. At this time, Uncle Wen put on his scoundrel look again and said to the middle-aged man named Zhen Fu: "I won't talk nonsense to you. Remember,
I came here on vacation to give face to Zhen Shu. If you have something to say, say it quickly."
Seeing that neither of the two old masters looked down upon him, Zhen Fu sighed, lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, then lowered his head and said to the two old masters: "Brothers,
, you know what my third child used to do, right? He died half a month ago, right next to his land."
As soon as the two old masters heard this, their faces changed. I still can't imitate that expression. At that time, Lao Yi and I were confused and didn't know why our boss looked like this.
But Uncle Wen quickly calmed down and said to Lao Yi and me: "It's not even four o'clock yet, you two go out for a walk first."
His uncle clearly has something going on that he doesn’t want us to know about. I cursed in my heart, you old bastard, you must have some ulterior secrets, and so do the brothers of the Zhen family.
Now that we know that these two magicians can only deceive people, we still invite them here, there must be something weird in this.
I thought to myself, forget it, it doesn’t matter if you have any deep hatred or broken feelings, it has nothing to do with me, buddy. It doesn’t matter whether I listen or not. Lao Yi looked at me and nodded.
Nodding, we walked out of the house and closed the door.
In fact, I have not forgotten what Aunt Zhen said to me at the dinner table. Wild Hericium and Ganoderma lucidum are the only way to make a fortune and to be filial to my grandma. Now is the opportunity. I will talk to my grandma later.
Yi went up the mountain and picked him first before talking about it.
Just in time, we walked out of the hut and saw Aunt Zhen sitting on the sofa in the living room thoughtfully. She seemed to be thinking about something, so I walked over to her. Seeing that we came out so quickly, he didn't think about it.
Too many, so he smiled and asked us to sit next to him, and asked us, Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin, about our daily affairs, what we did every day, and whether our lives were good.
She actually cared about Uncle Wen, so I told him everything that Uncle Wen had to do every day. In fact, Uncle Wen really didn't do much every day. Apart from talking when guests came over, he just had fun fighting every day.
Landlord.
Aunt Zhen asked us about things again. In fact, Lao Yi and I had a very good impression of Aunt Zhen. She was like a very open-minded elder. I saw that the conversation was almost finished, so I asked Aunt Zhen: "Zhen
Auntie, you said there are Ganoderma lucidum and other things on the mountain behind here. In which direction is it specifically? We want to go out and play."
Aunt Zhen said to the two of us: "If you want to go up the mountain, don't go too far. Be careful of getting lost. It just rained a while ago. There is a path next to the forest in front. If you keep walking, there should be some mushrooms next to it.
You two must walk along the road, otherwise you will be in trouble if you get lost."
After hearing this, I was overjoyed, and without any further delay, I stood up and said thank you to Aunt Zhen, then pulled Lao Yi out. Lao Yi didn't know what was going on, so after I left the door, I took my
I told Lao Yi about my plan to earn pocket money. Lao Yi, like me, didn’t have much money left in his pocket. Hearing that I could make a lot of money by reselling the monkey head in Harbin, his heart was moved. After all, he
This kind of citizen scientist needs money to make any new invention, so he said to me eagerly: "Let's do it, hurry up, gogo!"
So our Hericium mushroom picking duo was temporarily formed. I went back to the house and asked Aunt Zhen for two plastic bags to put the mushrooms in later, and then I went out and went into the woods with Lao Yi.
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Sure enough, as Aunt Zhen said, we saw a path trodden by people deep in the forest, so Lao Yi and I walked up the mountain along the path.
I have to say that I finally found the feeling of vacation. Although it is not summer, as the saying goes, there are green leaves in the city, but the countryside is already a green mountain.
The temperature in the mountains is quite humid, which is very similar to the mountains in Jingbo Lake. From time to time, the crisp calls of some kind of birds can be heard in our ears, which makes Lao Yi and I relax our bodies and gain peace of mind.
But the only fly in the ointment is that Lao Yi and I have been walking for almost half an hour, and we haven’t seen any mushrooms or anything like that on the roadside. This made us both a little frustrated. Lao Yi suddenly felt anxious, so he got in.
Open the gate and release water in the grass next to it.
The sky is blue and the green mountains are lingering. The so-called beauty hides the green cum in her sleeves. This situation and scene can't help but inspire me to write poems. The only drawback is that the sound of gurgling water coming from not far away is of course not a creek, but an old man.
Yi's peeing sound.
I shook my head, the sky was really blue, the wilderness was vast, and the wind blows the grass and you see gangsters. This is a shameful thing. Just when I was helpless, Lao Yi screamed, as if he had stepped on a cat's tail. I
I hurriedly walked towards him, but he jumped out on his own, holding something in his hand and showing it to me happily.
He ran up to me, stretched out his hand to show me what he had in his hand, and asked me: "I found it! Hahaha, what do you think? This thing should be a monkey head."
After I glanced at the 'monkey head' in his hand, I immediately said to him in a dumbfounded voice: "Take it aside quickly. I really doubt you have ever been on a mountain and don't even recognize dog pee moss?"
I'm really convinced by him. Even if I've never seen dog urine and moss, I can't think of it as a hericium. This natural idiot seems to have relapsed into a lunatic.
Lao Yi looked at the dog urine moss in his hand and said dejectedly: "It's all in vain. When I went to pee just now, I saw it growing under the tree. I didn't expect it to be dog urine moss."
I was speechless, and I chuckled in my heart. I always peeed and picked up dog urine, and my own family no longer recognized my own family.
Just as we were about to move forward, we heard a strange noise in the grass in the distance. We both hurriedly calmed down, feeling a little nervous.
Aunt Zhen said that there are many wild animals in this mountain, including wolves and wild boars of course. You must know that wild boars are much more ferocious than wolves in the mountains. Adult wild boars will eat anything. Of course, meat is also their thing, and they are extremely resistant to beatings.
, it’s like a joke to challenge ten young men alone. It is said that there is only one way to hunt wild boars, and that is to lower the clamp. The clamp is made of pure steel and can break the legs immediately if a person steps on it. If
But not if a wild boar passes by, because their legs are too hard and they just can't break free. But even if you see a wild boar that has stepped on the trap, you can't act rashly because it is too strong and you must
Leave it for about ten days until it finally starves to death before you can drag it home safely.
Lao Yi and I swallowed hard. We wouldn't back off like this and let us encounter wild boars or wolves. After a while, we saw a head sticking out of the grass in the distance.