You know, if someone else said this, I wouldn’t take it seriously, but who is Shi Jueming? He is not a paparazzi from the gossip weekly, but a successor to the art of divination. Listen to what he said
, I suddenly remembered what he told me about Uncle Yuan’s eyes before.
He said that this matter is not simple. Does it have anything to do with us?
At this moment, the waiter came with the dish, braised three fish scales, and placed it on the table. The smell of fish came out. In order to enhance the flavor, the chef made several slits on the fish. When it was heated, the slits became like
It's like opening your mouth.
Lao Yi was joking with Zhang Yaxin. When the food came, he picked up his chopsticks and wanted to pick it up. Who knew that when he saw the fish, his face suddenly turned livid, and then he covered his mouth and ran out.
Poor Lao Yi, I smiled bitterly and felt silently for his tragic stomach.
I know it's not convenient to talk about everything now, so I didn't ask what happened to the stone. I'll talk about it later after we finish the meal and send the two little girls away.
Lao Yi staggered back, and it looked like he couldn't vomit clearly. The whole thing was a tragedy. What was even more tragic was that although Lao Yi had a bad appetite, all Liu Yudi ordered were greasy meat dishes. I couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
Lao Yi felt nauseous, so I asked the waiter to bring some vegetables and beer first.
Fortunately, Lao Yi got used to it a little bit. Zhang Yaxin asked Lao Yi: "Brother Yi, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Lao Yi took a sip of beer, then sighed, smiled bitterly at Zhang Yaxin and said: "It's hard to explain, sister, I'm really sorry for you, I didn't leave anything for you."
Obviously, Zhang Yaxin did not understand the silly words that Lao Yi said. She also knew that although Lao Yi was dull all day long, he was very optimistic and kind-hearted. When she saw Lao Yi feeling so uncomfortable, she said to Lao Yi: "Yi
Brother, are you working too hard? It’s okay. Let’s go on a trip someday. Our company will go to Beidaihe for a trip in two weeks. Please bring your family members. I’ll tell my dad then and I’ll take you two too.
.Let’s go diving, okay?”
Poor old Yi, the beer was still in his mouth. As soon as he heard the word 'diving', his face immediately turned livid again, and then he covered his mouth and ran out again. Zhang Yaxin asked me in surprise: "What on earth did Brother Yi do?"
Already?"
I said to her with a wry smile: "A man's first kiss may not always have a good impression."
Obviously, Zhang Yaxin didn't understand what I said, but this girl's character is good. If others don't want to answer, she will never ask. I have to say that among the girls I know, she
She is the most sensible one. She picked up a piece of fried tenderloin from the plate and put it in my mouth. She said to me: "Brother Cui, go out and relax. You feel good now."
Not bad, I thought with a wry smile in my heart. I originally wanted to go out and relax, but unexpectedly I met an old party member who has been diving for many years. If I go diving there, it is not the kind of diving in the QQ group. It will make me miserable.
He and Lao Yi both left their shadows. Fortunately, there were some gains. I got the flesh and blood of the zombies. The trip was not in vain, and it was regarded as a kind of practice.
So I said to her: "It feels so exciting. You should know what I do. I met a 'good brother' in the mountains. He was so enthusiastic that he almost kept me and Lao Yi."
He didn't let us leave."
I have always been outspoken about Zhang Yaxin. After all, she is the only ordinary person around me who knows the identity of Mr. Lao Yi and I. This little girl is so clever that she can of course understand what I mean.
So she told me: "It's really hard on you two. I have decided that I will take you two out to have a good time no matter what."
Liu Yudi beside me seemed a little distracted. She didn't seem to understand what we were saying. However, she saw Zhang Yaxin serving me food and chatted happily with me. Her face seemed to have changed, but she didn't show it.
He just smiled and said to me: "Xiao Feifei, what are you two talking about? What are you doing? Why don't I know?"
When it comes to people, they always overestimate their abilities. Just like me at that time, although I complained about myself every day as if I was very mature, when it comes to certain things, I was still a layman, including women.
At that time, when I heard what the little girl said, I didn't think much about it. Anyway, we were used to having troubles before, so I told her: "Children, adults, don't interrupt, I'll eat your food."
As soon as Liu Yudi heard what I said, her face suddenly turned ugly. I didn't know why, but she took out a large piece of multi-layered red stew from a small purple clay pot on the dining table.
Then he put the meat in my mouth and said to me with a smile on his face: "Okay, okay, I will listen to you. Seeing that you are so thin, eat some meat quickly to replenish your body."
I looked at the little girl and was a little stunned. No, this girl doesn't have this kind of personality. Could it be that she has changed her gender? No, anything that is different must be a monster. This girl may be holding back something bad.
I looked at the big piece of meat on my plate. It was a big fat piece of meat with a layer of pig skin attached to it. The chef in this restaurant didn't seem to be very good at it. There were even a few pig hairs on it.
, since I also had a close encounter with the old diver when I was at Woodpecker Ridge, so I was no better than Lao Yi.
I swallowed, then forced a smile on my face and said to Liu Yudi: "Well...Girl, I haven't had a good appetite these two days, I'm afraid of indigestion, you are still on your own...ah!!!
"
The reason why I screamed was because when the little girl Liu Yudi saw that I didn't want to eat, she was smiling all over her face, but she reached under the table and pinched my thigh hard.
She was still laughing, but it looked so terrifying in my eyes. I saw her smiling and saying: "Xiao Feifei, don't give me face. If others give you a pinch, you can eat it. Why don't you eat if I give you a pinch?"
Woolen cloth?"
Damn it, she was able to laugh and kill her at the same time. My tears were almost squeezed out. I remember that this was not the first time I had tasted this move. I remember when we were fighting when we were young, her famous secret skills were other than "bastard".
Apart from boxing, there is also the 'death hand', but when I taste such a familiar feeling again after many years, there is no feeling of nostalgia, only pain. It seems a bit redundant to describe it. Who can have his thigh pinched?
Doesn’t hurt?
I had been tricked, how could I dare to say another word, so I hurriedly said to the little girl: "Eat, eat, eat!! Can't I just eat?"
Liu Yudi looked like a little devil now. When she saw that I agreed, she let go with a smile, but I couldn't see how her smile was fake. I rubbed my poor thighs, and then pinched them with a grimace.
I got that piece of pork with hair on it.
After one sip, I felt a greasy feeling, which made me almost follow in the footsteps of Lao Yi. I swallowed the big piece of meat into my stomach and almost vomited it out in disgust.
I finally understood what beauty means. This little girl Liu was a disaster. She bullied me since she was a child. Although she now has a protruding front and a protruding back, her true nature has not changed.
Zhang Yaxin lost her words when she heard that Liu Yudi seemed to have something to say in her words just now. She looked at me with some embarrassment. Shi Jueming sighed with a smile and looked at me with a strange look in his eyes.
Feeling uncomfortable all over.
The awkward atmosphere reappeared. Fortunately, Lao Yi wandered back again. Seeing us like this, he asked curiously: "Hey? Why don't you talk?"
It is true that wherever there is Lao Yi, there will be excitement. Even though he has gone out and vomited twice, he can still liven up the atmosphere. We drank beer and talked about interesting things that happened around us.
Lao Yi said to Shi Jueming: "By the way, Shi Shi, do you have a name now?"
Shi Jueming smiled and shook his head, and said to Lao Yi: "You also know that I am the kind of person who was half-coaxed and half-cheated into this industry. Where did I get my name from?"
Lao Yi became interested as soon as he heard this, so he happily said to Shi Jueming: "This can't be done. If we don't have this thing, we will have a lot less convenience. Otherwise, I can get one for you."
Shi Jueming was originally a calm personality. He didn't want to make such a joke, but it hurt Lao Yi's face, so he had no choice but to follow Lao Yi's nonsense and nodded.
Seeing Shi Jueming nodding, Lao Yi took out a piece of yellow paper from his trouser pocket. It seemed that he had come prepared. After letting Shi Jueming press it, he put it away and then faced Shi Jueming.
Ju Ming said: "Shitou, your Taoist name will be called 'Reality' from now on. What do you think? Does this name suit you?"
Shi Jueming nodded with a smile, not taking it to heart at all, but I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart. This old Yi, it seems that he wanted to drag Shi Jueming into the water, and he said "He is truly a handsome man in the Northeast."
Ah, I really impressed her.
Liu Yudi still didn't understand what we were talking about, so she simply stopped asking, pouting her little mouth, and eating those greasy meats. I felt a little puzzled in my heart, and I still didn't know what she was smoking today.
But seeing that she was unhappy, I couldn't ignore it, so I changed the topic and asked her: "By the way, little girl, where did you go on your trip this time? Tell me about any interesting experiences you had.
I am also happy and happy."
Fortunately, as soon as I talked to this little girl, she immediately became happy. After all, her personality is also lively, and she is still young. We have all had this experience, always wanting everyone to be around us, so the little girl
The girl then told us: "This time Teacher Shi led the team and we went hiking. It was fun, but very tiring. If there is anything unusual, let me think about it, ah, by the way, I encountered a ghost.
Is it up to you?"
Due to our special professional nature, Lao Yi and I immediately became nervous when we heard the word ghost. Even Shi Jueming looked at Zhang Yaxin curiously. I saw that Liu Yudi said it so lightly, and I was a little suspicious of her.
Are you talking about the credibility of your words? Did you encounter a ghost? Is it a pervert who was eating tofu in the car?
Seeing that we all seemed quite surprised, Liu Yudi got interested and told us her hellish experience in a very excited tone. It turned out that their trip this time could also be said to be a travel sketch. After all, in normal colleges and universities
There are those with an art department who will be art teachers in the future, while Liu Yudi’s major is a kindergarten teacher and will be a kindergarten aunt in the future. To be honest, I really doubt how this violent little devil can tolerate those children.
But this is all a matter for later and will not be mentioned for now.
But that night, after Liu Yudi and the others had finished their meal, the little girls’ after-dinner life was now very colorful. They either played mahjong or poker, and at the very least, they had to eat snacks in groups while discussing other people’s rights and wrongs.
It's just who stole whose boyfriend, who pretended to be a bitch, don't laugh, female students really like to discuss these things.
And that night, Liu Yudi didn't know why, but she suddenly remembered me. This was really weird. These were her exact words. She suddenly thought of me and wanted to call me. She thought it was inappropriate.
The people in the hotel were too noisy, so they walked out of the hotel to call me. The hotel these girls stayed in was not a hotel on the mountain, but one in a small county at the foot of the mountain. This small county was quite poor, and every family slept there at night.
Very early.
The whole street was deserted. It was already around 11 o'clock in the middle of the night. Many of the street lights beside the street were broken, and it was cloudy at night, so it was pitch dark. But who is Liu Yudi? He grew up in a rural area in the mountains. This
Being a little dark is nothing to her.
So she took out her mobile phone and called me, but the voice prompt said that I was not in the service area or had been turned off. She didn't know why. The more she couldn't get through, the more uneasy Liu Yudi felt, so she didn't want to go back so early, so she said
In fact, her personality is more like that of a boy than a girl. Although she is very beautiful, sometimes she behaves more like a man than me, and I want to take care of her.
Her name is Brother Liu.
She didn't want to go back to the hotel and listen to those old ladies talking nonsense, so she wanted to walk on the street to relax in the wind, but unexpectedly, after walking for a while, she suddenly felt very cold.
There was no one on the street at this time, and there was no wind, but she felt very cold, which made him shiver uncontrollably. When she was about to walk back, she suddenly felt something far behind her.
There was something that sounded like a child's cry, or something like the sound a cat makes when it's in heat.
You must know how intrusive it is to hear this kind of sound on a deserted street at night, but Liu Yudi is an anomaly. This little girl has been brave since she was a child. She is famous for being brave and can eat.
She wasn't afraid, she was just curious about what the sound was.
So she looked for the sound and walked over. After walking a few steps, she saw the corner of a primary school wall. She heard the sound coming from the corner. Fortunately, although she was brave, she was not stupid.
So she secretly hid around the corner and looked over there.
In the darkness, I saw a stooped old woman pushing what looked like a stroller. Originally, this was nothing, but knowing what time it was, how could there be an old woman pushing a stroller?