...We don’t know what tomorrow will be like. () What will happen and what problems will we encounter? That’s why we fear and look forward to tomorrow. But if we knew what tomorrow would be like, would we still look forward to it so much?
It was a morning. I opened my eyes and looked at the sad and empty dreams weaving in my little inner world.
I don’t even know how I came back last night. Yesterday seemed to be my worst day in the past few years. First I found out that Uncle Yuan was pregnant with something evil. Then Liu Yu forced me to confess to me on the phone. Piaotian Literature Network Cao Cao
Cao Cao found out that the rich man came to the door himself and made Lao Yi and I suffer so much. The most tragic thing is that I actually lost my job. After that, I had no job and could only be a homebody for a short period of time.
Impulse is the devil. I smiled bitterly and wanted to get up, but I felt that my whole body ached. Last night, it was so dangerous that the old cat lady who was possessed had to use her hands to escape. Fortunately, she only escaped. I endured it.
It won't be a big deal if you turn it back if you feel the pain.
I remember that Lao Yi and I had almost rested last night, so we didn’t stay any longer and helped each other out of those schools. Speaking of which, I really have a good reputation for taxis. No matter how late it is, I can get a taxi smoothly. Because of this matter
It was really too complicated, so we decided that it would be better to ask Shi Jueming to come together today to discuss countermeasures.
But we are all ordinary people with our own lives. Although I don't have to go to work, Lao Yi and Shi Shi still have to go to work. I will ask Lao Yi to take the time to call Shi Shi when he is at work. We will still gather at my house to discuss it tonight.
That deadly battle next week.
I was lying on the bed, although I was awake, but I didn’t want to move. My whole body ached, just like an old man. I sighed with a wry smile. Hey, I’m only twenty-two. Why am I in such a mess?
Originally, my age should be the time when I should enjoy life. As the saying goes, twenty years of Huachun is a good time to pick up girls. But I live in dire straits all day long.
They say that a good wife is always someone else's road is tortuous, but I didn't even end up with a bad wife. She was troubled by all these shortcomings. She was abandoned one after another. Not to mention, even if someone likes you and wants to confess to you, you can't.
What a cruel torture this is.
Just when I was lying on the bed and sighing about life, I suddenly felt the urge to urinate. I must say that I am indeed very unlucky. Now when I get up in the morning, my kidneys are in trouble. My whole body hurts when I move, so I can only hold it in. Fortunately, I have been educated for many years.
I have developed an excellent ability to hold in my urine. I remember when I was in junior high school, my class teacher was not a human being. That old woman was, to put it bluntly, a menopausal commotion. Even if I had to pee and wanted to take leave, I was not allowed to go to the toilet, so we students suffered. Fortunately, as the saying goes
Well said. There are policies, countermeasures, state laws, and I have ways to do it. When we, the future flowers of socialism, face excessive water, we have developed a proud ability to hold back urine, that is, mental transfer**.
Now I don't want to move. Bao Long and his wife have been traveling in the past two days. I have no choice but to think of other things to divert my attention. If you say people, you are a bitch. Everyone knows this truth. Just calm down.
I was just thinking and I am a person who likes fantasy, so I thought about what my life would be like if I successfully eliminated the five shortcomings and three shortcomings in the future. Would I have a daughter-in-law who is neither good-looking nor beautiful?
Son, if I were so seriously injured again in the future, how nice would it be if someone could take care of me?
In fact, when I think about it, I don’t ask for much. As long as it’s a glass of water that’s readily available when I’m thirsty, it may also be the person who can comfort me when I’m sad. Even if the weather in Harbin is cold in winter, two people can hug each other.
Warming.
But all of this seems far, far away from me.
It seems that things that cannot be done in reality can only be done in dreams. After all, poor people also have the right to be obscene. Life has taken away my vagina, but it cannot imprison our souls. One day our goal will be achieved. Then again
A cry from deep within.
I think what I said is very philosophical, but I can’t tell you what philosophy it is. I remember I had a similar idea before. When I told Lao Yi what I thought at that time, Lao Yi said to me while picking his nose: "Hey. Come on.
It just so happens that I have had the same thought as you. I always thought that I could win five million in lottery tickets and buy a hundred wives all day long**
At that time, I was speechless and said to him: "Stop quickly and pay back a hundred wives. It takes half an hour even if you call them by name."
When I thought about this in bed, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking that Lao Yi was actually the same as me. We were really brothers in trouble, both of us were yellow-haired young men. We had never experienced water, but when it came to water, I
My bladder was brittle and I felt uncomfortable again. I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to endure the pain and ran to the toilet to open the water. ()
After urinating, I took some water from the washbasin and soaked my black nails for a while. Then I gently wiped my whole body with a towel. I once again admired the effectiveness of black nails. At the same time, I felt an urge to join the ranks of disciples.
You must know that this is not impossible. Seeing that the war is about to begin, since Yuan Mei can control the old lady cat, it means that it is not a good bird.
But the tragedy is that he is an old bird with ten ghosts to protect his body. Even if the three of us gather together, it will be difficult to defeat him. Then it will be in vain. Not to mention the lives of the three of us, it will also be implicated in this matter.
Liu Yudi, who has nothing to do with me, if this happens, then we meet in Yinshi. I guess I will even want to get into the toilet.
Uncle Jiu belongs to Nanzhao. The reason why I didn't plan to be a disciple before was because I was afraid that Uncle Jiu would be unhappy if he found out about it. But it's different now. I can no longer take care of so many things. As the saying goes, a strong dragon will not overwhelm a local snake.
Nowadays, I feel more and more that those Northeastern Wild Immortals are powerful and this is the only way to improve their strength in a short period of time.
I secretly made up my mind to discuss the countermeasures with Shitou Laoyi this evening and buy a ticket to go home tomorrow to formally bow to Huang... Nai and become a real disciple Xinliu.
Thinking of this, I got a little angry. I smiled bitterly at my fate. There are so many people in these worlds who want to learn Taoism and want to go crazy, but they can't. But I, a person who doesn't want to learn Taoism, is forced to learn it one after another.
It’s just that if you’re not a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are, and you don’t know how to practice Taoism, you don’t know the three shortcomings. He has nothing to do but spend a good life, but what kind of Taoism do you want to learn?
Who can tell me what this thing is?
When the sun set, my injuries were almost healed. Thanks to the black nails, I looked out the window at the bustling pedestrians downstairs. They all have their own stories, whether happy or sad. Working people have long been tempered by society.
The expressionless face is like wearing a human skin mask to live life. Maybe they sometimes have the same questions as me about what life is and why we are living it.
When the moon climbed up to the roof again, Lao Yi and Shi Jueming came. These two guys were quite familiar with cold and hot. They knew that I must not have eaten yet because I was injured, so they bought some wine and food in the hotel and packed them up.
I was quite touched. But the gentlemen were so rude and took some dishes and chopsticks from the kitchen and placed them on the table in my small room.
Shi Jueming's expression was quite heavy today. I think Lao Yi had already told Shi Jueming. I repeated what happened last night in detail while eating. Shi Jueming didn't speak. He just held a bottle of beer and seemed to be thinking about something.
After telling him about the matter, he asked him: "Shitou, you really hit the mark on that Yuan Mei. He really had a problem. He didn't even wait for us to find him. He came to us on his own initiative. Why do you think he did this?"
Shi Jueming thought for a while and then said to the two of us: "To be honest, I didn't expect this to happen so suddenly. But this shouldn't be accidental. If I guessed correctly, Yuan Mei should be proficient in some kind of divination."
This technique can also explain why he found those hundreds of people to complain. I guess he must have some ulterior secret. It is definitely not as simple as simply eliminating the five disadvantages and three shortcomings. Otherwise, he can make peace with us and even worse.
With his status and wealth, he can easily kill you two and take away the seven treasures in our hands without leaving any trace.
Hearing what Shi Jueming said, I think it makes sense. If Yuan Mei didn't understand the art of divination, he wouldn't have known that Liu Yupo was acquainted with us and wanted to lure us out through Liu Yudi. After hearing this, Lao Yi held a fish bone in his mouth.
Shitou nodded to show that he agreed, but I could tell that there was something in Shitou's words, so I asked Shitou: "Do you mean that little Yuan Mei wants to get something from us?"
Shi Jueming nodded to me, and I was stunned. Yuan Mei had everything he wanted, but we paupers really wanted nothing. Except that Shi Juming was more handsome, Lao Yi was duller, and I was poorer.
He doesn't have any good points anymore. Could it be that that old butthole just likes men's style and has a fetish for cutting off his sleeves?
Impossible! Even if he has special hobbies, how could he come to us if he doesn't just play with a few rabbits if he has enough money? Is it difficult?
I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart and asked Shi Jueming: "Doesn't he want the "Sanqingshu" from us!?.
Shi Jueming looked at me and Lao Yi, shook his head, then stroked his glasses and said: "It's too early to draw a conclusion now, although I think so too. You said that since he asked the three of us to go together by name, it proves that he
He must be very familiar with the origin of "The Book of Three Purities". But I'm not sure, but this is the only thing in our possession that can arouse his interest. After all, the Seven Treasures are dead objects and can be snatched away, but "The Book of Three Purities" has no entity.
Only exists in our hearts
After listening to what Shi Shi said, I also felt that what he said was very reasonable. But why did Yuan Mei want our "San Qing Shu"? He was already so fierce. Isn't it enough? So I gave my doubts to Shi Jueming.
listen.
After listening to this, Shi Jueming thought for a while and said to me: "This is actually not difficult to understand. The ancients left behind three thousand avenues, but there are very few people who are familiar with them. I don't know if you have felt it. In fact, although we
After reading "San Qing Piao Astronomy", it will give you a disastrous start.
I have to say that those who do divination are indeed similar to those who do scientific research. Make bold assumptions and think carefully. When Shi Jueming said this, I really felt that there was something missing in the "Three Pure Spells". At that time, Uncle Jiu told me that he didn't
Pass me the "Seven Deaths Soul Gathering Talisman". I thought this was the one missing. But when I thought about it today, it was not the case.
Sanqingshu, Sanqingshu, everything started because of you. They say you are a treasure book, but I didn’t expect that you are also a big trouble. It’s a hot sweet potato that you can’t eat or throw away. Think about the time when the founder of Sanqing wrote the book.
I never thought that the things I left behind would affect the fate of many people.
Forget it, I shook my head. It was useless to think about it now. Anyway, we have been forced into this situation. No matter what, let’s find a way to survive next week. Then we will naturally know what is in the belly of the old thief Yuan Mei.
What a mess.
So I said to Lao Yi and Shi Shi: "Let's not think about this now and think about how to survive that week. From Yuan Mei's tone, he probably won't show up that night, so he should send the old lady cat out to follow us."
The old lady is so fierce that I can’t deal with the stone. Do you have any good ideas?”
After listening to our descriptions just now, Shi Jueming already had a certain understanding of the red-eyed old cat lady. Although he was a scholar who didn't know how to attack, but when he stepped out of planning, he was indeed in his profession. I saw him lowering his head and playing with the wine in his hand.
Ping'er seemed to be thinking about something. After a while, he suddenly raised his head and said to me and Lao Yi: "Yes!!"
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