Now I really hate that I was not born with a sinister eye like my Uncle Liu. Now I am like an idiot and have to make a multiple-choice question, which of the two is possessed.
a:Zhang Yaxin.
b:Guan Ming.
The cost of this multiple-choice question is the lives of three of us, because now I only have the last piece of "Jiawu Yuqing Breaking Evil Talisman" left. In other words, I only have one chance to survive.
Looking at the two people in front of them, they both looked panicked. It seems that the five-power god is a fucking actor. What should I do? You know, I am more likely to make up lies or bullshit.
I'm good at it, but if I have to use my brain to make a choice, it's really going to cost me my life.
How about I try my luck? No, I'm notoriously unlucky. I only got two correct multiple-choice questions in mathematics during the college entrance examination. I suddenly had the urge to cry without tears and want to curse.
But even if I have no idea now, I can't show it. I have to pretend to be confident, otherwise the bad guy will be more confident in deceiving me. In other words, my buddy is going to cheat me this time.
Playing psychological warfare.
I'll ask them first to find out what's true.
So I held Zhang Yaxin's hairpin in my hand, and then drew a talisman on the back of my hand. When I came to them, I asked Guan Ming: "How much money do you owe me, do you still remember?"
Guan Ming said to me inexplicably: "Fuck you, who owes you money!! Is this an empty building? Where are Lao Liu and the others?"
When I heard what he said, I felt confident, because he had indeed never borrowed money from me. It seemed that if it wasn't him, it must be Zhang Yaxin! But just in case, I'd better ask first, but I don't think so.
I didn't even say a few words to her today. What could I ask him?
I walked up to Zhang Yaxin and asked her: "When I told you my name yesterday, what did you hear my name mean?"
Zhang Yaxin lowered her head and remained silent.
I shouted anxiously, "Say it quickly!!!"
Zhang Yaxin raised her head and said embarrassedly: "Cui... is invalid."
Damn it!! Now we’re in trouble!! It seems that the five-power god actually has the ability to spy into people’s hearts!!
It seems that I have to think of another way. Seeing time passing by, if the five-power god recovers and runs away, there will be endless troubles.
How can I guess which of the two is possessed? The situation is urgent now, but I can still choke myself to death with my urine. I racked my brains to think of any other way to see through it.
, you must know that if it is fake, there will be flaws. It seems that I have to do some fancy work.
Suddenly, I thought of a good idea, so I walked up to Zhang Yaxin and said to her: "Do you like me???"
Her face suddenly turned red, then she lowered her head and said nothing.
I shouted loudly: "Say it quickly!!!"
She lowered her head and murmured: "I don't like it... I like it."
I suddenly became anxious, raised my right hand and turned my back to her and cursed: "You lie!! You are fake!!"
She seemed to have been greatly wronged, but she still murmured: "Brother Cui, I really don't like you..."
I raised my right hand high and cursed: "It's really you! You monster, let's see if I don't beat you to death this time!!"
She still didn't raise her head, but she seemed to have cried. At this moment, I suddenly smiled, and without any further hesitation, I immediately slapped Guan Ming with a backhand gesture and slapped Guan Ming on the face!
Guan Ming was knocked to the ground by a big slap from me, and the moment I took action, Zhang Yaxin seemed to whisper something, but I didn't hear it clearly. I jumped forward and jumped on Guan Ming's body, and slapped her hard.
Said: "You bastard, are you smiling so happily?!"
In fact, what I asked Zhang Yaxin just now was completely unreasonable. What I asked was an unreasonable question, but I mainly wanted to see the other person's expression, because no matter how deep your disguise is, there will always be flaws.
, if Zhang Yaxin is not possessed, then the one who is possessed must be Guan Ming, and when I want to hit him, he must have some subtle expressions of joy, and if it is Zhang Yaxin who is possessed,
When I want to hit her, she will definitely avoid it.
Of course, if this Wutongshen's acting skills can win an Academy Award, then my move is equivalent to drawing water from a bamboo basket. It is indeed a risky move because I have no better choice.
Fortunately, I was deceived, because when I raised my hand, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Guan Ming reveal a sinister smile, which flashed under the weak light of the mobile phone, yes, no
Who else would you be?
It was so hard for me to lie to me. I sat on his body and lifted his left hand hard. He struggled under me and shouted: "cnm! Cui Zuofei, what do you want to do?! I am Guan Ming!!"
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I laughed loudly, lifted his hand vigorously and cursed at him: "Are you Guan Ming? Okay, I'll give you one last chance! Answer me, how many stars are there in the sky??"
He struggled under me and cursed: "Where the hell am I going??"
I didn't bother him because in just a few days, Guan Ming had been possessed three times. If this continued, he would at least get seriously ill. So I directly clamped his middle finger with a hairpin.
, and then a fatal breakup!
I yelled: "I'm going to fucking let you know today!!"
Just hearing a scream of "Jie~~!!!!", another small ball of black mist shot out from Guan Ming's mouth. I was already prepared this time and didn't give it any chance to take shape. I stretched it out directly.
With his right hand, he slapped the 'Jiawu Yuqing Breaking Evil Talisman' hard on the small cloud of smoke! It was as urgent as a law!!!
After hearing the last scream of the Wutong God, he was beaten to ashes by the power of Liujia Yangshen. The big stone that had been weighing on my heart for several days finally fell to the ground.
After I took a deep breath, I lay down on the unlucky kid Guan Ming who passed out again. It was finally over, God bless us, we are still alive.
Take a big breath, it's good to be able to breathe, it's so good to be alive.
Zhang Yaxin knelt down and asked me if everything was okay. I smiled and said to her, "It's okay. It's safe now. Let's wait until tomorrow to talk about other things. I will tell you."
She nodded and then asked me: "But how can we get out of this building?"
As soon as I heard her words, I suddenly remembered that we were still in the ghost barrier. I don't know if this ghost barrier would disappear after dawn, because this was the first time I encountered this thing.
Fortunately, I know how to crack it, but when I think about how to crack it, I am filled with embarrassment. I am asked to pee in front of Zhang Yaxin. Even if I am shameless, I am embarrassed to do such a thing.
But now there are only two ways to get out, one is for me to pee, the other is for her to pee, but the possibility of her peeing is really low, so in the end I have to pee.
Thinking of this, I felt anxious and told her, "Turn away first."
She asked me: "What's wrong? What's going on?"
I thought I was quite a big boy, but now my face was red and my neck was thick and I was embarrassed. I could only hold on and said to her: "I'm going to take us out with my native tricks. No matter what sound you hear, don't look back. You know."
Are you there? If you turn back, we won't be able to get out."
Needless to say, she seemed to be really frightened by my useless lie. She nodded her head very seriously and then turned away.
After I saw her turn around, I was still full of anxiety, but when I realized that now was not the time to think about such trivial matters, I quietly unzipped my jeans.
If you want to call me a loser, I didn't even frown when I went through life and death just now, but now I was asked to pee behind Zhang Yaxin's back, but I didn't pee.
Maybe it was because I was too nervous. When I thought about a woman standing behind me, I felt nervous unconsciously. This really made me anxious. The more I wanted to pee, the less I could pee.
After being in a stalemate for five minutes, there was still no progress, so my mind was busy thinking about whether there was any way to induce urination.
Whistle. This trick should work.
Anyway, Zhang Yaxin didn’t know what I was doing now, so I whistled quietly. Sure enough, this trick worked quite well. Listening to the whistle, I couldn’t help but start to have conditioned reflexes. I shivered and started to pour water.
Come.
At this time, Zhang Yaxin's trembling voice suddenly came from behind. She asked me: "Brother Cui, why is there the sound of water? What happened?"
I was so frightened that I stopped half of the water I had just drained. This feeling was really indescribable. At this time, I didn’t care whether I had finished peeing, so I hurriedly picked up my pants and said to her: “Don’t worry.
Don’t look back!! Just count twenty silently again!”
She hurriedly said: "Oh... I see."
After pulling up my pants, I looked at the stairs covered with urine and let out a sigh of relief, "Wow, it's done now."
I turned around and found that she hadn't turned around yet, so I blushed and patted her shoulder and said to her, "Okay, it's okay. We can go back to sleep now."
She turned around, looked at me, and said to me worriedly: "Brother Cui, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"
I hurriedly said to her: "Nothing, nothing, just come with me."
Full of anxiety, I carried the unlucky kid Guan Ming on my back, and then walked downstairs again with Zhang Yaxin. After a while, I walked out of this damn empty building.
I looked at the night sky in the mountains and once again felt that feeling of being in another world.